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I Promise You This Is Not Catsorcism
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I Promise You This Is Not Catsorcism

Dimitar Kalchev
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Actually, my cat is extremely friendly and loving. The thing is, it is also as flexible as a cheese sandwitch on a sunny July afternoon.

Mornin’Fella!

I Promise You This Is Not Catsorcism

After a rough Pedigree Pong

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Would you tell me a bedtime story… Please

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Don’t try to make sence of my paws, mkeeey…

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I am one complicated cat. Period

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what an amazing cat I would love it it must be full of fun and love

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a cat who sleeps on his back, contorted like a strychnine victim, mouth open all night (or whenever.) all 4 feet are in the air. Another snores. Cats are just weird; there's no other explanation.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All mine do things like this. A cat's spine is wondrously flexible. Ever see the slow motion shots of one falling, turning to land on its feet? Amazing!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Sandwitch?' It's a sandwich, or a samwich, but not a 'sandwitch.'

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the cats! Their agile bodies allow them to do so many amazing things. Great pics. Thanks for sharing.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats are really very versatile&elasticated fur people, so stretchy&beautiful too

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what an amazing cat I would love it it must be full of fun and love

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a cat who sleeps on his back, contorted like a strychnine victim, mouth open all night (or whenever.) all 4 feet are in the air. Another snores. Cats are just weird; there's no other explanation.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All mine do things like this. A cat's spine is wondrously flexible. Ever see the slow motion shots of one falling, turning to land on its feet? Amazing!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Sandwitch?' It's a sandwich, or a samwich, but not a 'sandwitch.'

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the cats! Their agile bodies allow them to do so many amazing things. Great pics. Thanks for sharing.

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Cats are really very versatile&elasticated fur people, so stretchy&beautiful too

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