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It doesn't really matter whether you believe in God or evolution, or any other kind of theory about life on Earth, it's always interesting to imagine how the conception of animals has happened. If we would think that God created them, how did it all look? He must've had some reference points because conceptualizing millions of different animals is sure hard work.
Let us picture the scenario. You're God creating animals. You've just conceived the world, and now you want some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks and tails to butts, but everything looks so...normal. So you decide to get creative. You make a bird talk, and you call it a parrot. You stick spikes on a rat and call it a hedgehog (literally a boar with a fence, ever thought about it?). And you throw a bunch of random stuff together and call it a duck-billed platypus, to add some funny animals in the mix. And slowly but surely, the animal kingdom was born.
That's one hypothesis anyway, but take a look at these funny animal memes compiled by Bored Panda for more possible theories about the dawn of animal kind. Sorry, Darwin, your animal evolution theory is no good for cute animal memes...
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#1
How Spiders Were Created
Christopher Fitch 5 years ago
God creating groot G: Make it a man A: ok why G: just cause A: we already have millions of earth destroying men G: I know but I want to add something to it A: ok G: make it say three words I, am, and Groot A: ok anything else G: yeah make it a tree
Vervelende Panda 9 years ago
Me. But I don't like to brag about that stuff. So please don't tell anyone.
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della bank 5 years ago
Oh, I’m gonna have to get ready for the rest of this. That’s a good one!
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#2
How Kittens Were Created
AngelWings 4 years ago
Angel: anything else? God: yea make it have mood swings thatll rival a teenager
Freya Grey 4 years ago
This one is so freaking accurate. I have so many kittens and they have so many feet razors.
Christopher Fitch 5 years ago
God creating groot G: Make it a man A: ok why G: just cause A: we already have millions of earth destroying men G: I know but I want to add something to it A: ok G: make it say three words I, am, and Groot A: ok anything else G: yeah make it a tree
#3
How Mosquitoes Were Created
Kenyatta Harmon 2 years ago
Slapped TF out of myself once when this fly wouldn't stop flying around my face.
Christopher Fitch 5 years ago
God creating groot G: Make it a man A: ok why G: just cause A: we already have millions of earth destroying men G: I know but I want to add something to it A: ok G: make it say three words I, am, and Groot A: ok anything else G: yeah make it a tree
Lynn Stewart 9 years ago
Hmmm Adam seems to have a little excess blood, I shall create annoying blood sockets and call them skeeters
#4
How Bees Were Created
#5
How Praying Mantises Were Created
Leonardo Flynn 4 years ago
god making chikens god: make it slam its face in the ground like a lawyer beating the poop out of his hammer angle: god stop
#6
How Dogs Were Created
Shauday Smith 9 years ago
I get it! ....cuz of the movie. That movie was also a punch in the heart.
Jessica Liew 9 years ago
Now I know why humans live for 70+ years while dogs live for only 15-20+years.....
#7
How Pandas Were Created
#8
How Turkeys Were Created
Lazy Panda 8 years ago
If i was an animal technician I would make the weirdest most messed up animals
#9
How Snakes Were Created
Jennifer Morrison 9 years ago
Maybe it wouldn't be angry if the dryer hadn't eaten it's other half
Liz Miller 9 years ago
Wait, the other half is in my dryer!? *never going to my laundry room again*
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#10
How Alligators Were Created
#11
How Jellyfish Were Created
Tiffany Leathers 9 years ago
God: "Right, just run with me here... I'm thinking mop head shaped jelly that can shape shift somewhat. Ooh and make it swim! Ooh and make it super dangerous! You know, like, if it gets annoyed it can toxic tickle you. Ooh, that's a good'un!" Angels: *facepalm*
Flygon Fighter 6 years ago
G- Make a small pink ghost squid. A- alright G- make it have poison! A- why am I not- G- make the only cure for the poison to be peeing on it!!! A- OK IM DRAWING THE LINE HERE!!!
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#12
How Seahorses Were Created
#13
How Parrots Were Created
Tyler Perry's Elizabeth Hamilton-Argyropoulos 9 years ago
you used my tweet as the cover photo, but didn't credit me...can you fix that please?
#14
How Octopuses Were Created
Wulfur 8 years ago
Maybe evolution likes it... Abathur has 8 legs, right? (StarCraft II reference)
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#15
How Platypuses Were Created
Julie Julie 9 years ago
Scientists generally use "platypuses" or simply "platypus". Colloquially, the term "platypi" is also used for the plural, although this is technically incorrect and a form of pseudo-Latin; the correct Greek plural would be "platypodes"
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Evangeline Judson 4 years ago
Platypus's have stingers on the back of their feet. You cannot convince me he was not high
John Rasor 6 years ago
[God creating platypus] God: Well, those all turned out pretty well. Let's wrap this up. Angel: What about these spare parts?
#16
How Bats Were Created
Lauren Pilkington 9 years ago
Bats are little puppies with wings who, due to evolution, have no need to know where up and down are
#17
How Walruses Were Created
#18
How Hippos Were Created
Liz Miller 9 years ago
In Africa they say hippo's always stay in the water and are so dangerous because they are mad at god for making them so ugly
Cassie Williams 9 years ago
But, they're adorable. I love hippo-lot-uh-musses.
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Carin Kock 9 years ago
and a hippo can outrun a human very quickly, they are superfast on land for a fat horse!!!
Robert Waters 9 years ago
The word "Hippopotamus" literally means "river horse" from the Greek "Hippo" (horse) and "potomas" (of the river). In German it's "Nilpferd" (Nile horse). So this is actually pretty accurate.
#19
How Hyenas Were Created
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Of course she did. And you know the plot twist? Fran is god in disguise!
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#20
How Hedgehogs Were Created
Lazy Panda 7 years ago
G: "OH OH WAIT! And make them sleep all day and be grumpy all the time lol
#21
How Cats Were Created
Mariano Lizárraga 4 years ago
[God creating cats] I love them, we need another race; Angel: Sir we are out of fur; God: I said, we NEED another race.
#22
How Racoons Were Created
#24
How Spiders Were Created
#26
How Turtles Were Created
#27
How Pigeons Were Created
Pamela Caristi 9 years ago
God's thinking is different from ours. He would know about lawyers before they existed because to him, they always existed and always will. Or something.
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C Hypercube 3 years ago
More like: God: "hey, do you see that bag of droppings?" Angel: "umm..." God: "Yeah, that one. Put some feathers on it. Now throw it out the window and let it fly"
#28
How Chimpanzees Were Created
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
That's stupid because gorilla are at least as smart as chimps and they have the strength in bonus. In fact gorillas are the chimps 2.0.
onivdsrapowijap 3 years ago (edited)
"enlarge a chimp and make it pound its chest and eat bananas"
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#29
How Chihuahuas Were Created
StrangerOfTheDark 5 years ago
Chihuahuas aren't that bad. It's the Mexican Shorthairs that are the wall-eyed rat
Sean Thompson 3 years ago
As a Chihuahua owner, no yeah, they're that bad. Literally half Jack Russel and it's still dumber than dirt.
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#30
How Moles Were Created
Everyday Sunshine Band 3 years ago (edited)
God creating slugs- God: how bout female genital organs of a human without the female around it? Angel: tf? God: make it always horny
#32
How Emus Were Created
Lazy Panda 7 years ago
How abou we take a feather duster, we make it bigger and then we make it angry and dangerous lol
#34
How Tigers Were Created
#35
How Dogs Were Created
Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
Jesus: Are you sure? God: Like if you gave a sausage a tail and legs.
#36
How Ducks Were Created
#37
How Whales Were Created
Ellie Ripps 2 years ago
Did u know that a blue whales b******e is only the size of a grapefruit. -my Weird friend
#38
How Foxes Were Created
Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
Angel: Can they also be pets? God: No, make them act like graceful hunter raccoons.
#39
How Bugs Were Created
lǝɔɹɐɯ lınʞ 9 years ago
[God creating ticks] like a tiny winebag with a screw. throw the dop away..
AngelWings 4 years ago
[God creating cockroaches] make a big fat beetle Angel: easy God: make it hiss Angel: ok thats new... God n make it unkillable Angel: ..... [God creating bed bugs] remember those cockroachs you made Angel: how can i forget God: imma need those but smaller. N the eat humans at night Angel: dare i ask what else God: exrta unkillable
#40
How Kangaroos Were Created
#41
How Zebras Were Created
Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
Gods wife: It’s beautiful honey, I love you so much. God: I love you too.
Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
Me: Ha ha, I’m gonna add a funny comment. Me 1 min later: Nope, I’m gonna make myself cry instead.
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#42
How Jellyfish Were Created
#43
How Dogs Were Created
#44
How Penguins Were Created
#45
How Animals Were Created
#46
How Frogs Were Created
#47
How Owls Were Created
InnocentLookingMurder 8 years ago
[God creating a cow] God : It's black and white Angle: Ok cool something different God: And it has a pink noodle on it's stomche Angle: ... God: And it makes food out of them Angle: Wtf God : call it a cow
Jessica Julian 3 years ago
I read this as God looking at the cow from different angles, at first.
#48
How Cats Were Created
#49
How Pandas Were Created
Cori Crabb 3 years ago
Ok, a lint ball with claws, mixed with a bear. And make it eat wood.
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#50
How Turtles Were Created
Jane Tennant 9 years ago
Making humans. God: This one's gone a bit wrong. I didn t bargain for a sparsely haired ape who'd try to outdo me
Łukasz Wydra 9 years ago
God: I made a human! Angels: You f****d up a very good munkey.
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What do you think ?
.gas. 9 years ago
The cover photo was misleading. I thought there would be a lot of fun graphics, instead of just tweets.:-/
Christopher Fitch 5 years ago
god creating groot g:make it a human a:ok we already have those g:i know a:so why g:just cause A:anything else g:make it a tree too
Socially Awkward 8 years ago
God creating cats: make a really mean ball of fluff and give it claws
.gas. 9 years ago
The cover photo was misleading. I thought there would be a lot of fun graphics, instead of just tweets.:-/
Christopher Fitch 5 years ago
god creating groot g:make it a human a:ok we already have those g:i know a:so why g:just cause A:anything else g:make it a tree too
Socially Awkward 8 years ago
God creating cats: make a really mean ball of fluff and give it claws
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