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50 Honest Valentine’s Day Cards For Couples Who Hate Cheesy Love Crap
The international Lovers Day, better known as Valentine's Day, is a fest of cheesiness, kitsch, and cliches. As hard as one might try to escape from it all, there's no way to be completely shielded from it. And even if you truly want to celebrate the love day with your significant other, finding something unique to gift them is just incredibly hard. The dreaded day is approaching, and many will turn to the boring Valentine's Day card islands in supermarkets hopelessly searching for the one that stands out. Fortunately, Bored Panda conveniently collected a list of greeting cards which let you express your love in a fun and unconventional way and without being overly romantic about it.
Some of these honest love cards are cheeky, others are adorably funny, and some are painfully nerdy Valentine's, but mostly they let you celebrate the little things in a relationship that matters the most. Which card would you give to your significant other? Comment below and don't forget to vote as well!
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Michel M. Prins 9 years ago
Without a doubt: This one is probably one of the best cards to receive
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 9 years ago
This could mean two things... especially if It's a Valentine card.
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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 7 years ago
Jeanne Deaux you are a disgusting human. You’re comment is so unnessecary and so rude. I guess it’s safe to assume you’ve never had a hair on you’re leg? No? Well shut up
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 9 years ago
I've been with him for almost 3 years and he never looked at me the way he does Nutella.
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Michel M. Prins 9 years ago
You are showing your appreciation for him, his penis... and even its size! ...It's lovely, creative and cruel
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Michel M. Prins 9 years ago
"Strangers in the night exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the night was through..." ~ Frank Sinatra
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💖 Stacy Rae 💖 9 years ago
Sweet. Sometimes all you need is someone to pretend to listen so you can get your thoughts together.
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Michel M. Prins 9 years ago
One of the best kinds of relationships... If said partner would survive the smell, though
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
I wouldn't and honestly I wouldn't let anyone with spiderwebs on him kiss me. Please find your way to the bathroom, I'll wait for you here... or not.
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DarknessIsMyOutfit 9 years ago
Inside should read: “insert stereotypical romantic phrase here"
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Daria B 9 years ago
Generally good. But so many of them are still too cheesy for my taste. I prefer actual cheese.
Meyer Weinstock 6 years ago
If you were mine, I'd offer Camembert for breakfast, Gruyere for lunch, Stilton for dinner, and... well, I'll stop there. Thanks, Daria B, for the Korean lesson, too. -Dr M
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Santiago Suarez 9 years ago
funny, people can take farts but not grammar errors as forgivable mistakes from lovers u.u
Adora LudyWoznick 6 years ago
Most of them reminded me of my husband and made me laugh 😆 He’s thinks about sexual encounters hourly 🍑🍆 #floridageezer💋❤️
Kathie Ward 9 years ago
Don't waste my money on cards, candy, flowers, etc. Tell my husband how much I love him everyday and we've been married/together for 36 years. I love him more today than yesterday.
Daria B 9 years ago
In my case, I abuse of Valentine's time to equip myself with discounted chocolate. Mwahahahahaah
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Lulu Machete 9 years ago
Surely there is funnier anti-valentine stuff than this. A bit of quality control wouldn't go astray Bored Panda, tho good for my insomnia
JoJo The Otaku Potato 9 years ago
10+ means "more than 10 and 151 is more than ten. Your logic makes no logic
Load More Replies... Daria B 9 years ago
Generally good. But so many of them are still too cheesy for my taste. I prefer actual cheese.
Meyer Weinstock 6 years ago
If you were mine, I'd offer Camembert for breakfast, Gruyere for lunch, Stilton for dinner, and... well, I'll stop there. Thanks, Daria B, for the Korean lesson, too. -Dr M
Load More Replies... Santiago Suarez 9 years ago
funny, people can take farts but not grammar errors as forgivable mistakes from lovers u.u
Adora LudyWoznick 6 years ago
Most of them reminded me of my husband and made me laugh 😆 He’s thinks about sexual encounters hourly 🍑🍆 #floridageezer💋❤️
Kathie Ward 9 years ago
Don't waste my money on cards, candy, flowers, etc. Tell my husband how much I love him everyday and we've been married/together for 36 years. I love him more today than yesterday.
Daria B 9 years ago
In my case, I abuse of Valentine's time to equip myself with discounted chocolate. Mwahahahahaah
Load More Replies... Lulu Machete 9 years ago
Surely there is funnier anti-valentine stuff than this. A bit of quality control wouldn't go astray Bored Panda, tho good for my insomnia
JoJo The Otaku Potato 9 years ago
10+ means "more than 10 and 151 is more than ten. Your logic makes no logic
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