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Life is unpredictable, and things are not always what they seem. Sometimes, you’re reading a seemingly innocent post on social media, and suddenly you encounter a shocking twist that has you saying, “Hold up… What?” If you live for those surprising moments, we’ve got the perfect list for you, pandas. 

Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the “Hol’Up, wait a min” subreddit that might make you do a double take. Prepare to be saying, “I did not see that coming”, and be sure to upvote all of your favorite posts. Otherwise, Bored Panda might spontaneously combust... Hold up!

#1

Yup

Yup

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Amy E
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saw this years ago and still love it!! 🙃

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    #2

    You Had Me In The First Half

    You Had Me In The First Half

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    #3

    Something's Wrong Here

    Something's Wrong Here

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    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The myth that the United States of America is a democracy

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    When I was in university, I had an acting teacher who drilled into us the importance of “Dukes of Hazzard Turns”. I know all of you pandas out there might not get the reference (don’t worry, I didn’t either at first), so I’ll explain what he meant by that. In the 80s sitcom The Dukes of Hazzard, there were many reckless driving scenes where the characters would take abrupt, sharp turns, so anyone watching could have never anticipated where the driver was heading. What my acting teacher wanted to see from us with “Dukes of Hazzard Turns” was sharp contrasts in our characters.

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    It’s exciting to watch people quickly change their tactics in pursuing their objectives; audiences eat it right up. So I can’t help but think of that acting professor when viewing the photos from the “Hol’up” subreddit. All of these posts definitely have “Dukes of Hazzard Turns” within them. Some of them are surprisingly wholesome, while others get dark very fast. But as readers, we love these sudden plot twists, and we can’t get enough of them.   

    #4

    Florida

    Florida

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    AltBren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blackpool, Vegas (the American Blackpool I believe)..

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    #5

    Real Questions

    Real Questions

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    #6

    True Story

    True Story

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    It’s no secret that audiences love plot twists. We see them in films like Get Out, Gone Girl, Parasite, Scream and countless other classics. But what is it about these sudden turns that we can’t get enough of? According to Vera Tobin, a researcher at Case Western Reserve University, movies “exploit our natural tendency to anticipate what’s coming next.” So it can be extremely exciting when our expectations are proven wrong by a shocking plot twist and extremely disappointing when we somehow stumble upon a spoiler.

    Tobin explains that we all want to have some idea of what we’re getting ourselves into when we read a book or watch a film, so we’re interested in knowing the genre. But the “curse of knowledge” comes into play when we’re worried about something being spoiled. “You only have one opportunity to learn something for the first time,” Tobin writes. “Once you’ve learned it, that knowledge affects what you notice, what you anticipate – and even the limits of your imagination.”

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    #7

    What Predates On Tigers?!

    What Predates On Tigers?!

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    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled it, elephants and bears can sometimes be a threat to tigers

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    #9

    Koalas And Humans Has Almost Similar Fingerprints

    Koalas And Humans Has Almost Similar Fingerprints

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drug busts at unsanctioned raves. When a koala gets Chlamydia, they can't just go to the family vet because the wife will see the copay on the credit card bill and ask what's wrong.

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    Tobin goes on to explain that plot twists can also do a great job of pulling everything together in a story. “A major part of the pleasure of plot twists, too, comes not from the shock of surprise, but from looking back at the early bits of the narrative in light of the twist,” she notes. “The most satisfying surprises get their power from giving us a fresh, better way of making sense of the material that came before. This is another opportunity for stories to turn the curse of knowledge to their advantage. Once we know the answer to a puzzle, its clues can seem more transparent than they really were. When we revisit early parts of the story in light of that knowledge, well-constructed clues take on new, satisfying significance.”

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    #10

    Bruh

    Bruh

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    #11

    The Coffee Is Free

    The Coffee Is Free

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    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my men like I like my coffee—sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away🙂

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    #12

    Easy Ways To Kill A Husband?

    Easy Ways To Kill A Husband?

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    fualty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone’s about to end up on Forensic Files 😦

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    But the joy of being surprised doesn’t only come from plot twists in films and books. As this list makes very clear, we can have “Hol’up” moments in our daily lives at any moment, and our brains still love them, even when they’re not scripted. “It’s a strong neuro alert that tells us that something is important about this moment and we have to pay attention,” Tania Luna, the co-author of Surprise: Embrace the Unpredictable and Engineer the Unexpected, told The Takeaway, explaining the “surprise sequence”. “Our cognitive resources are basically hijacked and pulled into the moment. That’s one of the things that’s really uncomfortable for some people, but also exciting for some people because your attention is completely in the moment.”

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    #15

    Modern Problems Require Mordern Solution

    Modern Problems Require Mordern Solution

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    And if you’re a person who considers a surprise party to be your worst nightmare, Luna says that it’s possible to become more open to the idea over time. “I think about surprise in two perspectives: Embracing it and engineering it,” she told The Takeaway. “You have to train your brain to be more comfortable accepting surprise, and by that I also mean surprise readiness—being comfortable with uncertainty, ambiguity and change. Especially these days, that’s an incredibly important skill.”

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    #16

    Taliban

    Taliban

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    #18

    😳

    😳

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    Even though she’s an expert on surprise now, Luna admits that she wasn’t always a fan. “I hated being surprised—I loved surprising others, but I hated being surprised myself,” she told The Takeaway. “[I hated] the feeling of loss of control and the feeling of vulnerability. As a kid, I had experienced a lot of change and my coping mechanism was to say, ‘I’m in charge. I control everything. Nobody controls me and I can control the world around me.’ I was protecting myself from negative surprises. But what I’ve learned is that I was also keeping out joy, wonder, and emotional intensity.”

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    #19

    Uno Reverse Card

    Uno Reverse Card

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this take me a min- 😟

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    #20

    Wait

    Wait

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    #21

    I-

    I-

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember asking a question about this to the priest when I was in catechism. It didn't go well. I was put into an empty room to "pray and ask for forgiveness". I came out of that room an atheist. I was 11.

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    The element of surprise is a very important ingredient in comedy, and many of the people who were part of these conversations shared on Reddit had excellent comedic timing. From coming up with perfect comebacks to wording things in just the right way, these surprising posts went from mundane to hilarious in the blink of an eye. As comedian Dean Lewis explains in his article ‘The Anatomy of a Joke’, “A comedic surprise is a twist without serious repercussions.”

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    #22

    Well. I Guess This Was Rigged From The Start

    Well. I Guess This Was Rigged From The Start

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    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey I still got one of those (bottom right)

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    #23

    Poor Guy

    Poor Guy

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    #24

    Hol’ Up

    Hol’ Up

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even know how to respond to this.

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    We all love a great “didn’t see that coming” moment, whether it happens in real life, is accidentally caught on camera or is found in a screenshot from social media. Surprise is the spice of life, right? (Or something like that.) So if you’re interested in adding a little bit more excitement to your daily life, be sure to mix up your routine or do something (harmless) to surprise someone else. Whether you believe we’re all plugged into the Matrix or not, your brain might appreciate being caught off guard every now and then. Plus, if you manage to get a picture of it, you can always share it on the “Hol’up” subreddit.

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    #25

    Wait..what

    Wait..what

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some yearbook editor had a good sense of humour

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    #26

    Holup

    Holup

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    #27

    I Mean... He's Not Wrong Tho?

    I Mean... He's Not Wrong Tho?

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    Hold up—How are you feeling about this list, pandas? Are you having whiplash from all of the shocking twists and turns that these posts take? We hope you’re having some fun being surprised and caught off guard. Remember to keep upvoting the posts that went in a completely different direction than what you expected, and let us know in the comments if you’ve had any “Hol’up” moments recently. Then, if you can handle being shocked by even more of these types of posts, you can find Bored Panda’s previous article featuring the “Hol’up” subreddit right here!

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    #28

    Sick Beat

    Sick Beat

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    Hume
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone probably already knows this, but the reason drummers were included in battalions was for morale, coordination on the battlefield, and signaling to soldiers when to reload and fire, which you might think sounds ridiculous, but back then armies worked in line formations, and muskets were slow-firing weapons, so to maximize firing, one line would open fire while the back line reloads, then the front line would kneel to reload giving the back line chance to fire, and repeat.

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    #29

    *sed Noises

    *sed Noises

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    Wonky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you wondering: bottom left corner.

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    #30

    I Love Duolingo

    I Love Duolingo

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    Beutran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duoling entering your house like: *DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA?*

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    #31

    Mans Been Legit This Whole Time?!

    Mans Been Legit This Whole Time?!

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s funny but the guy’s username 😂😂

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    #32

    Hol Up

    Hol Up

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here Apple, have some 💦 for that BURRRRN

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    #33

    Indeed

    Indeed

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah grammar! This reminds me of the book on punctuation called “Eats, Shoots & Leaves”

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    #34

    I Don’t Like Where This Is Going

    I Don’t Like Where This Is Going

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    #35

    The Moment She Knew She

    The Moment She Knew She

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opens door. 'Hi Bob, Hi Agnes... Why you both dressed like that!?

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    #36

    It Will Be Like That Though

    It Will Be Like That Though

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t imagine this being a good idea in any way

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    #37

    F*ck Cartoons

    F*ck Cartoons

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    #38

    One Person Who Is 7x More Likely To Kill You Than Everyone Else

    One Person Who Is 7x More Likely To Kill You Than Everyone Else

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    Mindghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "[deleted]" makes it even more funny

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    #39

    I Dont Need Sleep I Need Answers!

    I Dont Need Sleep I Need Answers!

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    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 90% sure that the answer is no it will not incriminate her and that it has something to do with needing the root of the hair to still be attached, but I can't quite remember.

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: in 2019, a scientist in California successfully extracted dna from a rootless hair using the same technique that extracts dna from fossilized bones!

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    FaithInYou
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More to the point- it's awful that at the age of 12 she's thinking about that.

    Eloise_Is_Weird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, at 12 I was a huge crime buff and had thoughts like these all the time

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    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I donated my hair 10 years ago and it made wigs for 2 kids. If they cut fringes into that wig, will I feel the shame?

    Salty Sasquatch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I suggest you don't donate to Locks of Love as they charge thousands to kids who need that hair? There are other companies you can use.

    The Bearded Viking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, really?! Thousands?! Pfft!..some 'Love' they're showing there. That should be criminalized!

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    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a hair salon, they never actually sent the hair to Locks of Love. They sat in a box in the closet.

    QuanτumSpace2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick statement: never donate to Locks of Love. I’m doing the same thing with growing my hair and stuff, and I did research.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe they could get your DNA from the hair. However, unless you committed other crimes, you won't be in their database, so they won't know whose DNA it is.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my coworker if her daughter considered that when she was donating her hair. I think she lost any respect for me she had then.

    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably no but great question from a kid.

    Clopin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only hair that’s been yanked out with the root/skin/blood would contain DNA hair follicles don’t, so this absolutely would not happen. In other news, you know you’ve watched too much Forensic Files when….

    Charles Burdine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if her hairs include the root and those specific hairs get included in a wig without damaging or removing the root.

    Fred Chuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much CSI--not enough SCIENCE...

    Linda Colosimo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's been watching too many CSI's.

    Mary Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overthinking? Nah, not even a little bit.

    Luuta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to ask if there's anyone she's very angry with right now.

    Salty Wild Hair
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We stopped using hair analysis about 6 years ago. She is safe.

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can the same thing happen with donated blood, too?

    MiTmite9
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Months ago I heard "Locks of Love" was some sort of scam. Big scandal attached to it. Rumor or fact? I have no clue.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 46 years old and still think about this too.... that's a smart 12 year old BTW

    Mammie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. And WAY smarter than me. The phrase "ahead of the game " took a whole new turn here.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, unless they harvest her hair by pulling it out by the roots. Hair has no DNA, just the bit where it's still growing out of your skull.

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the niece is a criminal or has her DNA on file at the police station in your town/city/whatever, she would not be incriminated because she didn't commit any crimes. Hopefully. That's my interpretation anyway

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick fact and you can google it. Transplanted people can sometimes retain their donor's DNA... What if you (still living) anonymously donate a kidney to a serial killer? What if they killed someone and they found YOUR dna?

    Kitty cat shower music
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON’T DONATE TO LOCKS OF LOVE! They are a for-profit business you donate your hair for free and thinks I’m a little girl with cancer is going to get that for free or very cheap but in fact it cost thousands of dollars and most people still cannot get wigs. There are other places to donate please do the research.

    Aleida Gutierrez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can you expect when most of the entertainment in tv apps is about crime.

    Kim Landfather
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s also a thinker. Make sure you take her with you if you ever plan to boost a bank.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, DNA is rarely the only evidence used to convict. There's a thousand different ways for DNA to end up somewhere, but if there's definite proof that the person the DNA belongs to was somewhere else when the crime was committed, well, there goes that case. (At least in a perfect world.)

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo I shed like a cat and leave hair everywhere I go, it's inevitable that my hair will be found at a crime scene eventually.

    John G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it will and not only that the bald person committing the crime will look daft with a wig on

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there registries for this type of donation? That would absolve the donor from any future convictions.

    Katrina M. Alecson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DNA can't be the sole basis of a criminal investigation, it's just too unreliable

    Brooke Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this the basis for a CSI episode? Or is it going to be? 'Cause I think it can be...

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have her find out where the hair went. Go there and commit a crime. Then she will have near immunity to incrimination by hair sample. But I’d recommend wearing gloves still. Disclaimer:do not do this, this is solely a joke.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure here, but I think the police just might notice the hair IS A FREKIN WIG, DAMMIT !

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    #41

    Strange Trilogy

    Strange Trilogy

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    #42

    Feels Bad Man

    Feels Bad Man

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    Laurinjale
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually sad and true for a lot of those guys and girls

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    #43

    Oops

    Oops

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated like my energy after a jolly rancher

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    #44

    I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

    I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

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    #45

    Oh 😳

    Oh 😳

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    panther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that would mean actually going into a walmart, and I wouldn't want people to see me in a walmart.

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    #46

    Don’t Expose Him Like That

    Don’t Expose Him Like That

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a scene in Degrassi (next class I think) where the innocent new girl is introduced to the trans kid. He says he is trans and se thinks it means transient aka homeless. She ends up dating him though.

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    #47

    Neil Was Very Opinionated

    Neil Was Very Opinionated

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buzz and I think standing on the moon is overrated. Just thought we'd let you know, Michael.

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    #48

    Tyson Is So Sexy

    Tyson Is So Sexy

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvote me if you will, but Mike Tyson is a woman beating rapist and I find nothing funny about him. However, the comeback on this post is epic!

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    #49

    Domesticated

    Domesticated

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    #50

    Sorry Bruh

    Sorry Bruh

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    MrLoufoque
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case anyone's wondering, Donnerstag = Thursday; Mittwoch = Wednesday; Sonntag = Sunday; Dienstag = Tuesday. Correct answer is C.

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    #51

    Just Don't Snap

    Just Don't Snap

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    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... ill be the one who has to ask: what are these?

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    #53

    That's One Intelligent Baby

    That's One Intelligent Baby

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    #54

    Oh Happy Birthday

    Oh Happy Birthday

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    Jennifer .S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the comment turns out to be true that makes this a whole lot worse considering she was only now turning 18

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    #55

    Oh

    Oh

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    #56

    My First Roller Coaster Ride Since This Pandemic Started

    My First Roller Coaster Ride Since This Pandemic Started

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    Sleepy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knew exactly what he was doing with that second comment!

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    #57

    This Is The Way

    This Is The Way

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    #58

    Just Curious

    Just Curious

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    Erdot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whenever in doubt, I just close my eyes and let Jesus take the wheel."

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    #59

    Makes Sense

    Makes Sense

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought my friend lied when they said they had watched several seasons of LOTR when they were little... huh, shame on me I guess, for not beliving them. 🤷‍♀️

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    #60

    It Just Gets Weirder And Weirder

    It Just Gets Weirder And Weirder

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me assure you that after 4 years the grieving is most definitely not over. Hell, for one of mine it’s been 16 years and the grieving isn’t over.

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    #61

    Wait What

    Wait What

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    #62

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday

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    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaand it is now ruined forever 😳

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    #63

    Bro Tried To Save Himself

    Bro Tried To Save Himself

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    #64

    Man Of Culture

    Man Of Culture

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    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense, couldn't possibly be anything else.

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    #65

    Boom!

    Boom!

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    Sleepy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an explosion of fun about to happen!

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    #66

    The Curiosity Begins

    The Curiosity Begins

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    DoubleHeartDoctor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no.... People heard about Dan Cummins and the banana story and got creative...

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    #67

    How Did They Know?

    How Did They Know?

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    Beutran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a better loving story than Twilight

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    #69

    Kind Kidney Donators

    Kind Kidney Donators

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty common. In fact, there are websites where people "trade" kidneys because they don't match their own relative. I'm A positive and you are B positive(inherited from mom) and both are dad's are the other one. I'll donate my kidney to your dad and you give a kidney to mine.

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    #70

    Mans Had A Real Holup Moment

    Mans Had A Real Holup Moment

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    #71

    Those Men Were Awf- Wait What?

    Those Men Were Awf- Wait What?

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    #72

    I Dun Wun It

    I Dun Wun It

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    #73

    Anytime Bro

    Anytime Bro

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    #74

    Astrology In A Nutshell

    Astrology In A Nutshell

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    Kathrin Pukowsky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a bit into astrology when I was in my early 20's, but one sentence I will never forget about in one of my "Libra" books was: "If you want to end up as the victim in a murder investigation, date a Scorpio". LMFAO! Thanks for the heads-up, I guess! 🤣🤣🤣

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    #75

    I, Too, Am Like The Eagle

    I, Too, Am Like The Eagle

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    #77

    A Bed Is A Bed

    A Bed Is A Bed

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    #78

    Rock His Sh*t Guys

    Rock His Sh*t Guys

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    #79

    Holup

    Holup

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    #80

    Holup… You Mean To Tell Me You Don’t?

    Holup… You Mean To Tell Me You Don’t?

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s really unsettling to think not everyone has an internal dialogue, because I can’t tell which person would be psychotic.

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    #81

    26 Years Of Experience

    26 Years Of Experience

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    #83

    Well We All Screwed

    Well We All Screwed

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sick of people repeating this nonsense that only men watch porn.

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