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People Online Can’t Stop Laughing At These Ridiculous Stock Photos Of Their Jobs (44 Pics)
A lot of stock photos are notorious for their ridiculousness, and sometimes, it really does feel like they’re made this way on purpose.
The fun goes even higher when these pictures try and fail to depict something you’re closely familiar with. For example, some professionals online shared some absurd stock photos that just couldn’t get their jobs more wrong, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Scroll down to check them out!
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Asmodeus Hare 2 years ago
Actually been zoomed on an EMS stretcher to the OR before they notice I am there not from a car crash with mangled limbs but a head injury that would need xray or CT scans.
Sans Serif 2 years ago
Found myself in the ER a week ago, maybe not "high speed very fast zoom zoom" but, they were movin'...
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Martin Kaine 2 years ago
"Much speed. Very emergency." This is what I would scream into a phone if I had to call 911.
Jo Chapman 2 years ago
I would like to request this service next time I'm in hospital. Will pay a few bucks extra.
Rizzo 2 years ago (edited)
When I was 19 years old, there was still compulsory military service in Germany but I refused to serve my country with a weapon. That's why I had to do medical service for almost 2 years. I had to do basic training in a hospital and I thought it would be like on TV, but I have never met people as relaxed as the surgeons back then. Hasty behaviour or even running staff are extremely rare in hospitals.
madeleine f 2 years ago
Many photos are supposed to be conceptual and not realistic to express an idea rather than reality. Sigh!
Jane Hower 2 years ago
I actually WAS rushed to get a catscan when the ER people realized I was there for a STROKE and had been waiting for HOURS before they f*****g realized it. So yes, they sometimes DO rush down the halls.
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#2
Asmodeus Hare 2 years ago
I know a couple of astronomers that like the coat for the pockets... but none wore safety glasses unless they were doing the monthly cleaning with small compressors.
Regardless of these pictures’ reputation, many companies still use stock photos for their websites and advertisements. Curious about why that is the case, why it isn’t good for business, and what the best alternatives are, we did some research and came across an article by Business.com that told us everything we needed to know.
To begin with, the article first explained that stock photographs are created by third-party professional photographers and sold online for use by other companies. Most of them cost no more than a dollar a piece and only grant permission to use.
#3
ReadBannedBooks 2 years ago
Librarian here. If these folks are pointing instead of poking, these images are completely realistic. Though a since-retired colleague did have a habit of poking her old CRT monitor with her sharpened pencil. Her new LCD screen bled to death less than an hour after she got it.
Bob Brooce 2 years ago
An important part of some librarians' jobs is helping people find stuff. Nowadays that often means finding stuff online, and sometimes right in front of the people who are looking. I'll give people a pass on the top left, but anyone who doesn't recognize that the other 3 are of people pointing isn't the sharpest tool in a box of sponges.
Dirk Daring 2 years ago
Long time IT guy here. When you poke my screen, I want to poke you in the eye.
#4
Asmodeus Hare 2 years ago
My mom's gyno used the thumbs up to signal end of exam with nothing troubling. But she never mentioned creepy smiling.
John O'Donnell 2 years ago
I never want to see the words pelvic exam and thumbs up in the same sentence again.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I had a pap scan in prison. The doctor got me up in the stirrups, and left the room. The problem was, he didn't shut the door behind him. I frightened several people that day.
Hilary Mol 2 years ago
He's giving a thumbs up while holding a speculum backwards. All the while this poor woman has her legs nearly hoisted up on hydraulic lifts, her upper half left to swing helplessly against the back of the exam table if the angle of the rest of her body is anything to go by. Still better than some of the experiences I've had.
dejadru 2 years ago
I just noticed Dr Jen Gunter’s profile icon and it… well… good design for and Ob-gyn. 💗
Justin Walsh 2 years ago
When your frat brother, Kyle says he's going to be a gynecologist in 4 years...
If a person or a company wants something that’s not featured anywhere else online, they can also buy high-quality images with exclusive rights to them. However, with this option, the price goes up significantly, and a license for a single picture might rise to thousands of dollars.
Since the first method saves time and money, it may appear to be a good option. But if we look at the research and the numbers, it shows that the truth is that companies’ visuals have a much more significant impact in this digital age than one might think.
#5
theincrediblebatcat 2 years ago
Ha jokes on you this is an extremely realistic photo where the woman is actually holding the thingy thing and has very flexible wrists
Thomas Brink 1 year ago
Note also: the examiner is using his left eye on the patient's right eye. It's always right-to-right and left-to-left. **And** he should be holding the ophthalmoscope in his right hand. This photo is about as "wrong" as it can be.
#6
Kate 2 years ago
It hurts to look at. I need to send it to my anthro profs. All of them.
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SnackbarKaat 2 years ago
But then again, archeologists don't dig up dinosaurs. And I, an archeologist, have used a pick axe! Or maybe this is the picture of an archeologist getting angry at paleontologists and destroying their objects of science?
The main problems with stock images start with being overused, inauthentic, and out of touch. As mentioned before, they cost little and are easy to get, which is why you can find the same pictures featured in many different places online.
In addition to that, these images are rarely made for a specific purpose, focusing more on having just enough to connect to the basic idea, which makes them generic and makes you seem disconnected from your clients and your own business for using them.
#7
Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago
May be as a joke if you are a doctor , treating an antivaxxer and saying let's gonna see if that inside your head works.... ( Joke)
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Lady Gypsy Rain 2 years ago
Ok. But on the real. How exactly does one perform such tasks on a tortoise or turtle?
Susan Reid Smith 2 years ago
I don't know about checking heart rate but my tortoise gets her insides examined via her back leg holes and has occasionally had x-rays.
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Janet Graham 2 years ago
I doubt if the heartbeat or respiration is more clear from that side of the carapace. But, who knows?
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TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
Ahhh sand going into my shirt, getting trapped at my waist because my shirts tucked in. Ooo nice, sand is trapped in my laptop's charging port.
Bec 2 years ago
One of my subordinates Zoomed in to a meeting that was in-person/Zoom combo and had a beachy background and joked that he was in Florida. Cue my boss asking me why he was out of state! Had I granted him permission! I was confused, I could see his car from my office.. he was kidding 🙄
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
IT support guys are dreading the aftermath ("it was working fine when I left the house")
Chris Henderson 2 years ago
If I'm at the beach on a warm and sunny day - there is no business suit and laptop - only a swimsuit. Also, as an IT guy, I don't recommend taking a laptop out on the beach. The sand can get inside your vents and short out components inside the device. If it's a company issued laptop - your IT guy may have some strong words to say to you afterwards.
Another thing is that while more and more diverse and inclusive stock photos are making their way online, this wasn’t always the case. In the not-so-distant past, most of these images were primarily focused on white people, making it challenging to find the right fit if a company tried to show its diversity and inclusion or simply be proud of its roots.
Lastly, it’s no stretch to say that these pictures are often cliched. They might be intended to be relatable and make you imagine yourself in the situations they depict, but more often than not, due to their lack of uniqueness, they only inspire mockery and laughter.
#9
Clown fish 2 years ago
It's thinking "I wonder if the stupid twat can hear what I'm thinking"
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Lee Stone 2 years ago
Love this comment. Most stethoscopes have two ends, the bell and the diaphragm, but you're right, the bell is indeed the wrong end to use for listening to the skull. :D
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Dragons Exist 2 years ago
Yep, the bigger part of the stethoscope is supposed to be down
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Phillip Moderow 2 years ago
I never knew that the flip side of a stethoscope is for reading minds.
#10
Lindy Mac 2 years ago
They have computer rooms where they keep track of every railcar in the country and can move them, in a yard, from said computer room.... this guy is on break texting his wife... or playing MineCraft, The stock photographer liked this color helmet to complement the equipment in the background and his vest.
But you don’t have to pay thousands of dollars to have a few good images on your website and ads, because the article suggests better ways to get them. For example, you can hire a professional photographer or a talented graphic designer to make something that captures the essence of your company and the idea you want to pass on and creates something unique that no one else has.
#11
Serial pacifist 2 years ago
He looks like his brain was just operated on by the lady with plyers.
Awkward lady 2 years ago
And you have to wear glasses on the end of your nose, with no optical glass in them!
Zaphod 2 years ago
And wear a bowtie with suspenders because nerds like math.
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Sue Sanders 2 years ago
I used to know someone who became like this guy. Good someone can do the boring work.
Shirley Heyn 2 years ago
Well, cut him some slack, he's halfway there with the bowtie, suspenders and round spectacles. . .!
#12
Populus tremuloides(they/them) 2 years ago
He doesn't seem to have any other marks on him and he's not straining his face much so this probably isn't very severe. A straitjacket or restraints of any kind aren't warranted for mild self injury like biting yourself and not even breaking the skin. Those kinds of interventions are often traumatic and make the situation worse, and should be used as a very last resort or not at all.
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Lauren S 2 years ago
Are we saying it’s unrealistic for a mental health professional to have a client who bit themselves? Because, we’ve had one in the past week. Biting himself is not his typical means of self harm but I think under the current circumstances was all that he could come up with because he didn’t have access to anything else he could use to harm himself. But sitting calmly watching a client do that and taking notes is not exactly how we respond.
My O My 2 years ago
Depends on how severe the selfharm is, no? Just interested
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StrangeOne 2 years ago
My daughter would bite herself out of frustration and stress, and feeling guilty of doing something wrong, making a mistake. She had bruises and bite marks all over her arms and hands. At first I was very scared, but after some counselling I realized it's not severe self-harming and she's since drastically reduced the amounts of times she bites herself. The times I've caught her I helped her go to her healthy emotional control exercises given to her by her counsellor.
Justin Walsh 2 years ago
I thought this was a "Don't pretend to be a zombie to make people acknowledge you" instructor.
You could even encourage your customers to take and submit pictures of your business and use what they send in. This will not only reduce the money you spend but will also provide you with photos that will probably be a lot more authentic and relatable than anything made professionally.
But if none of that seems like the right choice, there is nothing wrong with using quality stock pictures. It just requires a little extra effort to find the good ones that are not being used by anyone else. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot.
#13
half.psychotic 2 years ago
Yes, the carnivorous ones you have to feed your actual first born
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
So that's what I was doing wrong! I was using full-sized tomatoes. Silly me.
#14
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
If my delivered pizza hasn’t been mildly sexually abused by the person who made it, then I’m sending it back.
Jesha 2 years ago
Thank you! It's not just me then! Stared at it for far longer than I would care to, especially given I'm not overfond of Franco.
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Ultimately, there are a lot of factors that can impact a company’s decision regarding what kind of pictures to use for their representation. Even some of the ridiculous stock photos can be the right choice in some situations.
However, the most important part is to calculate the importance of this decision and act accordingly. After all, you don’t want to use images depicting your profession so absurdly that they make fun of them online.
How did you like these pictures? What’s your opinion on stock photos? Come down to the comments and share!
#15
Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr) 2 years ago
Somebody take this kid out back and remind him why we use our "indoor words" in theaters.
Gregg Bender 2 years ago
How about "We don't talk in the theater while the movie is running?"
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pep Ito 2 years ago (edited)
This post seems to be from a person who has just heard the term and has not fully understood its meaning. Complaining about a scene in a movie to your best friend who accompanied you to the movies is other thing but mansplanning
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Kelly H. Wilder 2 years ago
It doesn't matter; no one is paying attention to whatever is happening anyway.
Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
Doesn't require one to be a theatre critic in order to loudly criticise a play or movie during a performance: reason number one why I stopped going to watch movies in cinemas.
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
"-And you would rather sleep with that ponce in tights than me in my football gear?"
#16
Asmodeus Hare 2 years ago
I know a few that uses one to listen to how far the bees go down the trunk.
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StrangeOne 2 years ago (edited)
I think this is trying to imply an Arborist, who cares and maintains trees. They definitely don't dress like a Doctor and don't use stethoscopes.
#17
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Misdiagnosed? We're pretty much self-identifiers.
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One has to wonder why such an image was ever even made. What on earth could this possible illustrate?
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
I'm no surgeon but that looks more like a liver to me!? (Or possibly jelly?)
#18
Whydoyoucare 2 years ago
I bet the subject feels very happy that they has no lighting in their face because it's all on you!
nottheactualphoto 2 years ago
That camera looks like an Ikegami Handy Looky. Not sure which model.
#19
SM 2 years ago
That microscope looks like the kind you give to a 1st grader. I guess they couldn't afford anything better for the picture.
Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago
I don't even think is a microscope. I think is some kind of cheap toy
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LauraDragonWench 2 years ago
So you can truly "see" the specimen, down to its dharmic level. 😄
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#20
David 2 years ago
Also the book and the math on the board appear to have no relation to each other. The book is L'affinité des traces. Description of book (via google translate) is - "Early sixties, in France. To escape the husband and the future that have been chosen for her, Edith Behr, a young Jewish girl, enlists as a secretary in the army. Assigned to a base in the Sahara, in the middle of the Algerian war, she discovered otherness among the Tuaregs, the people of the desert with veiled speech. The stars will then mark the path for her to follow. A novel with secular resonances in touch with our times, The Affinity of Traces takes us on an adventure at the borders of two worlds, in the footsteps of a woman master of her destiny."
David Paterson 2 years ago
Much to my surprise, the mathematics looks as though it could be genuine. Two Bessel functions.
Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago (edited)
Can you explain the maths, please . I saw it and seems real math for me but I was very bad at maths in college I can recognize some parts but , have no clue .
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
Maybe they are copying equations they don't have memorized onto the board. Some things are too hard to remember it all. The Navier-Stokes equations for the flow of a fluid are so complicated that there's a $1 million prize to solve them.
My O My 2 years ago
But do we know tge equation is right if we don't even know the answer?
Load More Replies... Sue Sanders 2 years ago
Odd professors are common - and interesting. Who knows what this prof. is finding that can in maximum excitedness share with his students?
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Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr) 2 years ago
They say artists can see the image before painting. This one might surprise us.
Sans Serif 2 years ago
Kandinsky was said to have been able to hear colors...
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Claire Cotts 2 years ago
Artist here. Two pet peeves- artists in ads and commercials 1. artist wearing a chic all white outfit in a ginormous studio full of light and there’s no paint anywhere on them or the floor 2. someone painting but their clothes look like Jackson Pollock randomly dripped paint all over them, front and back, and they have paint on their faces. In real life , what’s really going to end up happening is wherever you wipe your hands, that’s where the paint is going. The back of the sweatshirt is pristine, there’s a thick, thick crust in front at hand wiping level I only bring out my beret and tuxedo for very very special occasions
shankShaw deReemer 2 years ago
The kind you find in a secondhand store...
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Nichole Harris 2 years ago
Hmmm.... Ya know... You're right, pretty sure I saw that one
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Lotekguy 2 years ago (edited)
What makes you so sure that's a workout session? It could be a date. 50 shades of gym.
Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr) 2 years ago
And with this simple move, madame we free from your flatulence.
My O My 2 years ago
I have now idea why she is hung up like this but it looks like it helps against back pain
LauraDragonWench 2 years ago
I'd definitely try it for my back pain. And for no other reason, uh huh. 😋
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Asmodeus Hare 2 years ago
I am sorry I have no idea about this because the weight assisted chiro I have been through looked nothing like that.
Frank Hayes 2 years ago
I had a trainer that was helping me with core workouts to help my lower back. One morning, doing crunches with my legs draped over a ball, I was just going at it, he wanted a high, staggering amount of crunches so towards the end I had quite the grimace and my eyes shut. Done, I open my eyes to see something in my peripheral vision, turning to face him, laying on the floor, almost close enough to touch noses and he says ‘we will do this until you tell me you hate me’ his fun way of getting me to work harder! I smile and tell him ‘nah, I know this is all for my benefit!’ He jokingly scowls and says I am impossible to work on or over, I must hate one of the exercises that he tortures me with, that I have to at least strongly dislike one. Taunting him now, all I can say is ‘some of these are really difficult at the start but as we both know, it is all for my well being.’ Score one for me!!
#23
Historyharlot93 2 years ago
It’s a sexy recruiting photo. Trade jobs are critically undermanned in the US. “Join the Spectrum team to lay cables! Women will want you and men will fear you! Starting $18/hr, uniforms included.”
Thanos'Fingers 2 years ago
He said Thor on a budget, not rich Thor. I think you meant Boost Thorble. Or maybe A Thor&Thor
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Lotekguy 2 years ago
Collectively, Pandas can cobble together a shitload of puns for almost any photo.
My O My 2 years ago
The comment section is far better then the posts themselves most of the time
Load More Replies... Impasta (she/they) 2 years ago
This is what I think of when they talk about genetically modified foods
Donald Crocker, Jr. 2 years ago
Always wear proper PPE, especially if the Bacillus thuringiensis was stored next to the Bacillus anthracis.
Load More Replies... Kate 2 years ago
Even worse, it's field corn. Not even edible (it's really not; it's for feeding to cattle or making into ethanol).
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Eugene the Jeep 2 years ago
Orville Redenbacher developing the most dangerous popcorn on the market.
#25
Phil 2 years ago
I loved my carpenter's calculator! It worked in fractions and could really take a licking.
Freddy M. (He/Him) 2 years ago
I don't think you're meant to lick the calculator /j
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Elizabeth Brown 2 years ago
Yes, but not at that angle right? Now I want a random triangle room
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Hugh Crawford 2 years ago
Okay I get the sarcasm about the level. Yeah that's stupid but why wouldn't they have a calculator?
SM 2 years ago
If you look at the picture of the original poster, I think he is perfectly aware of the fact that is a calculator. Just can't believe that people would be using it in this day and age.
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Phil 2 years ago
Thanks to West Wing, all government meetings must be use the Walk and Talk method.
Lisa Peterson 2 years ago
Yes!! I was going to say the same thing. Thanks a lot Sorkin.
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Corlissa 2 years ago
It made me laugh out so loud and now my brother is angry I woke him from his sleep...
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Quarkbeast 2 years ago
I laughed out loud at this title. You missed the part about everyone looking lovingly at the old white guy as he's (probably) in charge.
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Reminds me of that recurring "Striding Man" sketch in "The Armstrong and Miller Show"
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Yes, after selling all the meeting rooms, we will hold this for as long as it takes me to reach the bathroom on the third floor. Please don't stop on the stairwell or you might get mixed up with accounting coming the other way.
Dread Pirate Roberts 2 years ago
LOL it does look like he's doing the robot 😂 my mind is animating that now
Leslie Haddy 2 years ago
What happened to the Reptiles who were running the Gov'ment?
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David 2 years ago
Gonna make the bunny drink the dye to see if the easter eggs come out pre-colored.
Charity Angel 2 years ago
As a scientist bunny mum, I can confirm they come out chocolate coloured. Not chocolate flavoured though
Load More Replies... Bob Brooce 2 years ago
As a lab worker I take all possible safety precautions when working near the stuff I'm going to pour into the bunny's eyes. I 'd still be an assistant if the last guy hadn't gone blind.
TiNaBoNiNa 2 years ago
That's so they can see the tiny stuff. The big ones are for seeing big stuff.
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Wingsofwrath 2 years ago
Reminds me of a line from the BBC radio comedy "Cabin Pressure" about the trials and tribulations a small charter airline - young and insecure captain Martin Crieff (Benedict Cumberbatch) shows off his new hat to Douglas Richardson (Roger Allam), his far older, snarkier and more experienced first officer who remarks on it's gaudiness, so Martin gets defensive: MARTIN: "Look, I keep telling you, I didn’t ask for extra. It’s just the standard amount of gold braid they put on a captain’s hat these days." DOUGLAS: "In the Democratic Republic of Congo, maybe."
Casey Ironmonger 2 years ago
When I was the co-pilot on a flight from New Guinea to Indonesia - a 19 minute flight - the captain warned me not to laugh at the aircraft parking marshaller. He had more gold braid on than the both of us!
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#30
Lindy Mac 2 years ago
He's embarrassed that he is in a stock photo.... that makes no sense.
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Xenia Harley 2 years ago
I'm just imagining being in the exam room while a vet does this! I would be, "What the actual f?" Um seriously would be backing out the door with my dog in tow!
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Jo Chapman 2 years ago
If half those students were asleep and the other half playing video games, this would be the afternoon Spanish class I teach
TiNaBoNiNa 2 years ago
On this side of the line you can clearly see the results of cleaning the board using dry erase cleaner, while on the other side of the line you see the results of using hydrochloric acid to clean the board.
Hugh Crawford 2 years ago
On this side of the line you can see the amount of effort I put into teaching this course and on that side of line is the number of f**** I give about your marks
#32
Jeevesssssss 2 years ago
Do you really grow long arms from the map-pointing? I always assumed that having long arms meant you had to be a geographer, just like being really tall and in the US you gotta be a basketballer.
Hi 2 years ago
Being tall and from the US I can confirm. I've been asked 100 times by gas station attendants if I play basketball. Yes clearly my sweet 10 year old Ford is proof I'm wealthy!
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#33
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
I always wore a stethoscope to get more respect, up until the day I got it caught in a drill press
Ivana Bašić 2 years ago
She's not grinning because she's a dietitian, she's grinning because that's how women eat salad.
Hairy Platypus 2 years ago
Did you know that it is easier to bite off your finger than a carrot? Your brain just prevents you from doing it.
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MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
Wait....oh no I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER!!
Load More Replies... David 2 years ago
When you just closed your eyes for a minute but your toddler got ahold of the box of tissues. /J
WhatEvenIsLife 2 years ago
I'm a paralegal and googled some of the stock photos and my favs are the ones of people reviewing documents with a magnifying glass. Because we in the legal field have never heard of reading glasses.
shankShaw deReemer 2 years ago
This would be more fitting for an English teacher when grading hand-written essays! This resembles nightmares I've had about essay-grading!
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Anyone remember the film "Brazil"? Papers like this, meetings on foot... Seems inspiration for much of these stock shots.
Eliyahu Rooff 2 years ago
As a retired paralegal, I have to admit there were days when I felt like this.
#35
Robin DJW 2 years ago
Oh yeah. And I always milk the snake in an unstable jar that is covered with plastic wrap (really?) while using only one hand.
David Paterson 2 years ago
The plastic wrap is genuine when milking snakes, it gives the snakes something to bite on while protecting you from splashback. The beer glass is not.
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As a German I see a Pils or Pilsner Glass. Is that related somehow? Cuz Pils is a type of beer. pp-65997ba1e426a.jpg 
TMoxraaaar 2 years ago
There has GOT to be a better way to do this than by hand. Can't someone make a fake arm then p**s off the snake with it so it will bite? Collect it that way. I didn't like the end of "Out of Africa".
shankShaw deReemer 2 years ago
They could consult Howard and the robot arm and hand he made, which he ended up using to pleasure himself!
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Collwyn Cleveland 2 years ago
I think they're actually preparing a drink here. Apparently, you can DRINK and digest snake venom just fine. Just don't get it in your bloodstream directly.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
*knocks it off the table* Feline overlords trump masters of community engagement.
Load More Replies... Natty Tempest 2 years ago
"so we bury him under car park 2 before they resurface it, and all claim to have seen him go home in the car Josh from fifth will hide in the woods"
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
That one is actually representative of 95% of the staff in government offices when the latest email from the boss has just arrived in the inbox
Rachel Martin 2 years ago
Yep! What variant of overconfident ineptness will we be graced with now?
Load More Replies... JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago
I can understand this one...representative of many a profession/job/career.
Gregg Bender 2 years ago
Another tech writer told to write all the manuals for an unfamiliar software package that's more complicated than Microsoft Office... by tomorrow.
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upcomingshoes 2 years ago (edited)
Don't forget to also look at it upside down, just in case your client is actually a sloth hanging from a tree
Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
Unfortunately, given a lot of the things I've read on Not Always Right, I can imagine a dozen ways this could be useful.
#39
Mark 2 years ago
Is it possible to rent out a warehouse and have a battle in it? Maybe if I ask nicely?
Rae Rory 2 years ago
The warehouse workers at my job just got their nerf guns taken away because a client found nerf darts in their equipment.
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Donald Crocker, Jr. 2 years ago
It looks like the before pic in one of those horrible forklift accident videos.
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
"So, they drive through these with the fork-lift while the action music is playing, then the hero climbs up the... Ralph, you're giving me that look again"
#40
Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago
I guess you then put that Erlenmeyer flask in the centrifuge machine........🤔
Bob Brooce 2 years ago
It's a urine sample, but they don't need to do any testing to know the patient has rhabdomyolysis. We can also tell from the urine sample that they're already hydrating and have significant urine output.
Janet Graham 2 years ago
O believe that she is adding a minute amount of something. But where is her lab coat and safety glasses?
#41
Phil 2 years ago
I wonder where the curator could be hiding? (quiet curator giggles) I don't have any idea where they are! (louder curator giggles)
Catlady6000 2 years ago
The truly great are never truly appreciate d. Truly
Load More Replies... Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Hopefully nobody realises I take my lunch back here... The hole in the wall is handy for snacks...
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laura lee 2 years ago
Lol no wonder he's using an actual apple for a head set
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Robin DJW 2 years ago
That laptop is older than he is. Laptops usually last only 5 years AT MOST (although I have a couple that are > 10 years old. He's calling the Help Desk using a peach because it won't boot? Maybe he forgot to insert the boot disk? Or - I've got it - he's cosplaying a psychiatric ward resident?
Martin Rezac 2 years ago
the laptop looks like something to set nuclear devices off in 90's Russia
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Lisa Peterson 2 years ago (edited)
I thought she was drawing on a tablet. I have one specifically for graphic design and illustration. I would look a lot like this. 🤷♀️
Vicky P 2 years ago
I agree. It looks like a Watt Pad (I think that's what they're called). My hubby has one and it looks like that at the edges.
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Looking busy... Looking busy... Dangit. Why did I have to hook up with the boss during that Christmas party? Now his wife keeps asking questions and I swear he is wandering by more than usual...
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Martin Rezac 2 years ago
dont forget to wear stethoscope in case you needed to hear the CT scan
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
"yes sir, that is definatley your wedding ring. Are we going back in after it?" "any chance the patient won't notice?" "umm... I think they'll notice if they go past a metal detector?"
Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
I read that as "worst tumor band ever" and I can totally see this being a bluegrass jam band trio
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Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
I actually enjoyed these. For a further giggle, try putting your profession into an AI text-to-image generator. Apparently "market research" means some sort of dystopian Blade Runner-style city in the AI world.
Jill Bussey 2 years ago
I had never noticed before how bad some of the photo stock photos are!
The Doom Song 2 years ago
As a retail worker mine would be an attendant with a big fake smile and my hand on the shoulder of a little old lady also with a big fake smile
SM 2 years ago
They seem to be missing one that I saw. Customer support. Multiple people in the picture, with their backs to you.
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
OK, captioning these made me realise how dark my sense of humour really is... Hope someone gets a giggle from the void between these ears.
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
I actually enjoyed these. For a further giggle, try putting your profession into an AI text-to-image generator. Apparently "market research" means some sort of dystopian Blade Runner-style city in the AI world.
Jill Bussey 2 years ago
I had never noticed before how bad some of the photo stock photos are!
The Doom Song 2 years ago
As a retail worker mine would be an attendant with a big fake smile and my hand on the shoulder of a little old lady also with a big fake smile
SM 2 years ago
They seem to be missing one that I saw. Customer support. Multiple people in the picture, with their backs to you.
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
OK, captioning these made me realise how dark my sense of humour really is... Hope someone gets a giggle from the void between these ears.
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