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47 Funny And Awkward Texts That Should’ve Stayed In People’s Heads
The break-up is long over, the tears have dried. You've finally picked up the pieces, burnt all the evidence and moved on. Then your phone beeps on a random Tuesday morning. The number isn't saved but it looks vaguely familiar. "Just found your hairclip behind my desk," it reads. You wonder what's worse: the fact this dim-witted ex thinks you're dumb enough to fall for the miniature bait, or the fact that it's taken them almost a year to clean behind their desk.
There's a reason exes are exes. But some just refuse to stay in the past. They're like a baby's nappy rash on a scorching hot day. If you've ever had an ex pop up like an unwanted pimple, this listicle is for you. And if you're planning on being the pimple, this list is also for you. It's a compilation of screenshots of funny, awkward, savage and mildly infuriating text exchanges between exes - and others. May they serve as a reminder that sometimes, it's better to just block the number for good.
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Crystalwitch60 11 hours ago
Plausible deniability 101 lol, this would be me with my kids 😋🤣mind you it’s obvious he knows who it is her bloody names on his contact list ffs lol ,like he is hers 🤣
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UnclePanda 6 hours ago
You said you'd call after lunch! I *am* calling after lunch. That was two years ago! This *is* after lunch two years ago.
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UnclePanda 6 hours ago
I went ahead and reserved a room overlooking the Lake of Fire. Panda's are welcome to drop by on Thursdays to share a cup of rue.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 16 hours ago
My first pet reptile was a fence lizard I caught in my backyard. My parents let me keep it. I named it Liz and fancied myself very clever. I was 6 XD
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