82 Hilarious Dating Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny Given The Painful Reality

Sadly yes. I matched with a loooot of men on that trash app back in the day who ended up being married, often with children. It was a minefield.

Mini bosses unlocked.

I went on a few dates with a guy like this. He was the most normie guy ever, very bland, very basic. Nice enough but just the embodiment of ordinary. And then on date four he turns up in spangled cowboy boots and explains that he's just finished his Mongolian Throat singing lesson (not sure why he needed cowboy boots for that but, sure)

Until I got to the end, my mind went to a different kind of "their show" 😩😬

Oh my god 🤢

Back to how it used to be in the olden days 😂 have a little dance with eachother at a ball, get married, job done.

Nervous laughter while backing away slowly doesn't really count

Looks at my 2 Tinder contacts who arent saved with a name at all. Just the phone number.

My mom went with a friend to a random bachelor party after some idiot showed up with his girlfriend and all of the other guys started calling last-minute invites to every woman they knew to make it less awkward. And that's how she met my dad. No, he was not the idiot, nor the groom-to-be, which I suppose would be an even more bizarre story. But it is fun to tell people that my parents met at a bachelor party and watch them think through wondering what my mom was doing there.

That is both cruel and funny at the same time

Oh dear

I'm not that open minded I'm afraid

Hey if you don't want him lmk he sounds fun

Depends on the situation, but mostly no.

Ship sunk.

I can beat that. I've been proposed to three times, but never married. I never technically said "no" to anyone, and I'm not sure I ever actually uttered "yes" either, but did manage to twice end up in presumed-to-be-engaged situations, without at all wanting to be. Don't judge me too harshly; I was under 20 both times. The third proposal, for which I was in my 40s, I elected not to explicitly decline in the moment for my own safety (we were not even in a relationship, though he'd been trying to convince me we should be for years, and he was very, very dr*nk at the time).