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“One of the worst days of my life,” “Help me," “The horror at 30,000 feet!” Taken out of their original context, these phrases might sound scary. Terrifying, even. However, you all know that it's all about the context, and in this case, it's actually a pretty hilarious one.

Long story short, it turns out that sugar-free gummies will most probably send you rushing to the bathroom. It's all because of the innocent-sounding sugar alcohol called maltitol, which is found in the ingredient called lycasin. Apparently, Haribo sugarless gummy bears are no exception when it comes to sugar alcohol, and boy, what a wild ride the Amazon review section for the gummies was.

For this list, we recommend you put away snacks and drinks because your appetite will probably be ruined in no time. Scroll down to read people's hilariously awful experiences with sugar-free Haribo gummies, and vote for the ones that made you laugh!

#1

Snack Attack Revenge

Sugar-free gummy bears review with detailed user experience and humorous military supply room story.

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Lisa Anne
Community Member
6 years ago

Seriously... You are a helluva storyteller

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    #2

    When Travel Turns Tense

    Review of sugar-free gummy bears on a flight, humorously describing unexpected effects and airplane etiquette mishaps.

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    yes.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    THis should be the first one lol

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    #3

    Quarantine Survival Hacks

    Five-star funny sugar-free gummy bears review mentioning social distancing and humorous effects during the pandemic.

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    Tahani
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I think we all know some folk who could use a bag of those then.......

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    #4

    Bathroom Survival Guide

    Five-star funny sugar-free gummy bears review describing extreme preparation and humorous warnings before enjoying the treat.

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    Tahani
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Snort!

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    #5

    Painfully Committed Reviewer

    Five-star hilarious sugar-free gummy bears review mentioning excruciating pain and strong recommendation to repurchase.

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    David Kohn
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    🤣🤣

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    #6

    Star Rating or Cry for Help?

    Five-star review from Amazon customer for sugar-free gummy bears with a humorous comment saying Help me.

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Short and to the point😂

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    #7

    Unexpected Product Perks

    Five-star review praising sugar-free gummy bears as sweet, soft, fruity, and delicious with positive digestive effects.

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    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    People due for a colonoscopy might find these preferable to the gallon of liquid glorp they would otherwise have to drink. Either way, good luck if there's only one bathroom in the house and more than one person.

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    #8

    When Sugar-Free Strikes Back

    Five-star humorous review about sugar-free gummy bears causing urgent diarrhea while driving, shared by a verified purchaser named Nicole L Boley.

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    Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    Please tell me you slipped a couple gummies to Dr. Hanson

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    #9

    Sweet Tooth Regrets

    One-star sugar-free gummy bears review mentioning weight loss humor and a skeleton joke from a verified purchase.

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    Fernleaf6505
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    💀aahh

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    #10

    Gummy Bear Apocalypse

    Customer review warning about the intense and humorous effects of sugar-free gummy bears, describing a painful experience.

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    Sharon Hyatt
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    If those confections are so potent, why are they being sold...if no warning accompanies them........ if intended consumers are likely to be children, it could be serious for them if they should eat more than a couple...... what child would pig out on gummy bears regardless of sweetener...... we now know some adults have . . . . . . .

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    #11

    Fueling My Inner Jet Engine

    Two-star review of sugar-free gummy bears humorously comparing the effect of eating three to a sonic boom experience.

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    David Kohn
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    lol

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    #12

    Color-Coded Crisis

    Customer review with 3-star rating describing a negative experience with sugar-free gummy bears from CVS.

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    Fernleaf6505
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    but why tho... WHY?????

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    #13

    Toilet Trials Ahead

    One-star sugar-free gummy bears review describing severe stomach cramps and digestive distress after consumption.

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    Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Porcelain throne!! I'm never using the term 'toilet' again

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    #14

    Regret in Gummies

    One-star funny sugar-free gummy bears review warning about pain and too many gummies in stocking gift.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    That was an evil Santa

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    #15

    Sweet Regret Alert

    One-star sugar-free gummy bears review mentioning taste and humorous warning about aftereffects.

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    BIG FOOT
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Pun intened

    #16

    Too Real To Be Funny

    Customer review of sugar-free gummy bears rated five stars, describing a strong laxative effect after eating 14 pieces.

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    Fernleaf6505
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    maybe... just maybe... for your sister... when she gets too annoying of course.

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    #17

    Sweet Tooth Regrets

    Five-star sugar-free gummy bears review joking about Yoo-hoo and maltitol in a humorous customer comment.

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    Fernleaf6505
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    BANNED, I TELL YOU. BANNED!!!

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    #18

    Unforgettable Snack Attack

    Customer review of sugar-free gummy bears describing a humorous and intense reaction to the candy’s taste and effects.

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    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Sounds like a s****y situation.

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    #19

    Unexpected Side Effects

    Customer review rating four stars with feedback on sugar-free gummy bears effects after purchase.

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    Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Evil. He puts Fred and George to shame

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    #20

    Office Holiday Feels

    Five-star review praising gummy bears for sharing holiday spirit and fun experiences in a sugar-free gummy bears review.

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    Jane Martin
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    NOT JUST HARIBO GUMMY BEARS!!! I purchased a container of sugar free meringue cookies. Since they were sugar free I ate a s**t-ton of them. Guess what? 2 days of reversing a s**t-ton ton of these from my body. OMG thought I turned myself inside out. In my defense the ingredients label was covered by another label. You know.; the place where it states "excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect". Ya think????

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