In this scenario, you've discovered a beautiful island large enough for a couple hundred to a couple of thousand people. Everything desirable is on the island, except the rules. Everyone expects you to create the first rule that everyone must follow.

What is the rule you will create and why?

#1

No people, just cats...... Bliss, the republic of Fuckoffistan....

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Birgit M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

…but maybe a few cat-loving ousiders (with an excellent taste in music) who know how to leave each other in peace?

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#2

No social media allowed.
All the platforms are toxic these days.

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#3

Nobody can bother another person if they are sleeping. (Unless they are gonna die ofc.) I enjoy my beauty sleep, tysm.

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#4

No mean people allowed. If my hedgehog brethren catch you bad-mouthing others and being all dramatic about something you shouldn’t have, then congrats. You’re kicked out.

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#5

It’ll be a very elite paradise only for the most elite 😤 😅
If you make fun of anyone, for ANYthing, ex. Religion, beliefs, sexuality, race, skin disease, glasses, etc.
You will be kicked out and to never come back :)

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#6

I’m gonna make the island a free prison, 06:00-20:00 you can can go out and enjoy the island, but 20:00-06:00 you can’t go out and must stay completely quiet in your homes, and I am also a dictator and controls the whole island and own everything and everyone, and I am outside the law

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#7

My first rule is to have fun. My second (I'm sorry but I need to add this) is ALWAYS BE KIND NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I apoligize if it sounded like I needed to say sorry for being kind for one of my rules, the apology was meant to be for adding a 2nd rule.

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#8

Since I am the Goddess among mortals, I will not tolerate being interrupted while I am reading. I will be reading 12 hours a day whenever I’m not sleeping for the other 12 hours. Welcome to Bru World, y’all!

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Silvermidnight
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellent, can you extend the rule to me too? I would love to read all day too. ;D

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#10

Always pay it forward

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#11

Well firstly no lemon, lime or orange because I'm allergic then secondly - embrace your inner catness!!!!

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#12

Good manners. Say please and thank you when people do things for you. It is so demoralising when you do things day in, day out and it is never even acknowledged.

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#13

Say or do something stupid and you will be thrown in the ocean. (Being racist, xenophobic, homophobic or discriminating in general is stupid.)

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#14

No littering/harming the ecosystem

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#15

The Golden Rule: Do unto others as you want them to do unto you. That would be a great place to start.

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#16

I would create a nice island of karens and the only rule would be "be nice to each other, honest, and don't steal things" with big punishments. I wonder how long they could survive.

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