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It could be a well-known account like Nathaniel, Headless Roach, Caro Caro, or Zara the Squiddy Squid, or it could be a smaller one that you like reading posts from!
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#1
crowspectre is great, Headless Roach and Zara the Squiddy Squid 🦑 are peak BP at this point, do-not touch the donut is hilarious, and Irishgoatgirl has some great comedy. I like you too, Bisexual Axolotls! An upsetting number of people are lauding trolls, especially one in particular. I won’t mention them by name, but it’s a bit disturbing how much people support raging queerphobes and bigots.
Final score:
3points
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
OH! I forgot lil potato, Waddles, and Madally! Edit: and Grudge-holding treefrog, and Nathaniel.
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#2
Zara The Squiddy Squid is bp gold.
Final score:
1point
#3
Any of the bisexuality/animal-based accounts are cool, but I'm a little biased :)
Final score:
1point
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago (edited)
Ngl axolotls rock. Have you heard of olms? (I think that's how it's spelled)
#4
Let's try this again! Madally is amazing, as is a touch of the tism, and most of the queer community (don't worry, I'm not saying that cause I don't like you in particular there's just so many awesome people on this). I'm kinda worried about rylee cause I haven't seen anything from her for a while. She's cool. If I didn't mention you, don't worry I just have zero attention span and can't be aware of someone for more than twenty seconds
Final score:
1point
#5
I haven't had an account until recently, but Irishgoatgirl has been very nice to me, so if you see this, thanks :) I've been on bp since way before I actually made an account though, and I miss Foxxy, although I understand why they had to leave. Ms.M is also amazing, and the queen of puns. Also Saturn the Furry, Bisexual Axolotls, & and_a_touch_of_the_'tism all seem very cool. Actually, everyone here (except the bots, trolls, and Zara haters) seems cool
Final score:
1point
#6
Myself ofc
Final score:
0points
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
i still come back to this and laugh because it cut off at the funniest moment
#7
i have a lot lol. lil potato, irishgoatgirl, madally, crowspectre (i miss you!), ashen mccann, pineapple, zara the squiddy squid, nathaniel, headless roach, and caro caro
Final score:
-1point
#8
(Don’t be offended if I don’t list your name) HR, Pineapple, Spider-Man the webhead, Rorschach 😂, Irish goat girl, Benita valdez, crowspectre, don’t touch da donut, little potato, Matt C, and Russia(idk what your current account is, also idk if you’ll see this but I appreciate the message you left on the “goodbye account” I’ve only read it recently. Idk if I’ll pitch the show, but I hope I can eventually. I appreciate that. Hope I see another one of ur troll accounts lol)
Final score:
-3points
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Bro both Russia and Matt c stalked me at one point. Not saying you aren't allowed to like them but just FYI they aren't the greatest of people
#9
Mr. Drums and DP are pretty darn cool. Solid Dudes! Theres a list of people who follow me and they seem pretty cool too. (DP, youre on there.) TRANS RIGHTS is a pretty cool guy too. But I still havent heard anything from or about Jinxiecat! Jinxiecat where you at?
Final score:
-3points
