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Like at a restaurant or a few tables over in class.
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#1
ignore the missing "F" it was a typo lolol (Overheard at school) "Surely you know you can't eat a chess board!" "Yeah for real. too much fiber."
Final score:
4points
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#2
Can’t remember the words exactly but it was about how to fake a vaccination card :P
Final score:
4points
#3
“He was my second cousin, so like third degree *ncest”, “i will buy you the g*n if you never tell mom about me and tom” “i buried his body in the woods” my bus is f*cking WILD.
Final score:
4points
#4
something about my classmate dating my friends cousin
Final score:
2points
Pineapple (he/him) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Dude why was I downvoted it’s actually true
#5
“And then he started undressing and shoved the remote up his a$$”. overheard in my school
Final score:
1point
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