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I need a veeeeeeeery guilty laugh right now.
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A joke from my mom: Q. What’s the difference between toasted bread and pea soup? Ans. You can toast the bread but you can’t pea the soup
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Hey hey hey what's upppp!!!! Welcome back to my profile or welcome to my profile. I'm Tiramisu, and you can call me Tiramisu (where my KMK fans atttttt) I'm a 17 year old Pakistani American who lives in M A R Y L A N D, the most well-known unknown state. In addition to tiramisu, I love reading, writing (slowly working on my novel-writing aspirations), and the following: - S T A R W A R S - My IRL best friend - Learning about different cultures and languages (I speak English, crappy French, and my first language of Urdu) Shout out to my favorite pandas: - Stardust - A panda who's presence can usually be smelled (10 points to who can guess) Catch me and my witty comments around here! And finally, some serious pills I think need to be swallowed: - Just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't mean they're an evil person - Don't resort to downvoting when you disagree, be willing to talk about issues 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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Hey hey hey what's upppp!!!! Welcome back to my profile or welcome to my profile. I'm Tiramisu, and you can call me Tiramisu (where my KMK fans atttttt) I'm a 17 year old Pakistani American who lives in M A R Y L A N D, the most well-known unknown state. In addition to tiramisu, I love reading, writing (slowly working on my novel-writing aspirations), and the following: - S T A R W A R S - My IRL best friend - Learning about different cultures and languages (I speak English, crappy French, and my first language of Urdu) Shout out to my favorite pandas: - Stardust - A panda who's presence can usually be smelled (10 points to who can guess) Catch me and my witty comments around here! And finally, some serious pills I think need to be swallowed: - Just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't mean they're an evil person - Don't resort to downvoting when you disagree, be willing to talk about issues 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some people call me Diane, Deanna, or even Liana sometimes), and I am an Artist Ventures Lead at Bored Panda. In my role, I work closely with artists and creators from all over the world, helping bring their work to a wider audience and highlighting the incredible things people create. A big part of what I do is connecting talented artists with the platform and making sure their projects, stories, and visuals get the recognition they deserve. Outside of work, you can usually find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, going to concerts, and spending time with my cats (heavy on that one, because I’m definitely a cat mom).
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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some people call me Diane, Deanna, or even Liana sometimes), and I am an Artist Ventures Lead at Bored Panda. In my role, I work closely with artists and creators from all over the world, helping bring their work to a wider audience and highlighting the incredible things people create. A big part of what I do is connecting talented artists with the platform and making sure their projects, stories, and visuals get the recognition they deserve. Outside of work, you can usually find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, going to concerts, and spending time with my cats (heavy on that one, because I’m definitely a cat mom).
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