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#1
When you fart, but are in a position where it becomes an air bubble between your butt cheeks, and you have to shift your position to release it.
Final score:
21points
Steph 4 years ago
Great description! Everyone knows from experience! You should be 1sr place on this list for your comment!!! Thumbs up to you!
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#2
When you are watching a good movie and a commercial comes on that is 50 decibels louder than what you had been watching. Usually you can’t find the remote to turn it down because it’s lost in your bed sheets.
Final score:
18points
#3
When people push their religion on other people.
Final score:
16points
RedFox 4 years ago
Yes! I knew a kid when I was in middle school. I told him that I was lesbian (I’m not anymore) and he told me that I was going to go to hell. He flipped out when he found out that I didn’t believe in up above.
Nova (Submission author) 4 years ago
Yeah, I know people like this. It annoys the heck out of me!
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RandomBeing 4 years ago
I am christian and I hate this SO MUCH. Like seriously ur not helping urself or them. People have the right to live their own dang lives how they want to and their lives are not ur business.
Ozacoter 4 years ago
Specially religious fanatics that prey on ill people to push their religion to them. Saying horrible things like how their illneses are a plan of their god or that they are a test
RandomBeing 4 years ago
Some people find religion really helpful but trying to force it where its clearly not wanted is just disrespectful and being an @$$hole.
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Starting a new roll a toilet paper
Final score:
12points
Juan Hernandez 4 years ago
Starting anything new. Like the toothpaste tube thing was half empty by the next day but somehow managed to last months.
#5
3 words. Cold. Toilet. Seat.
Final score:
12points
ChariotLee 4 years ago
On the contrary, I don't like it when it's warm. It means someone had a nice long seat right before me, and I don't like thinking about that.
Muff_Fluff 4 years ago
Yes! I prefer cold to any warm seat, not just toilet seat.
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Xylle Flora 4 years ago
Why, would you like me to warm it up for you before you do your business?
#6
That members of Congress get paid almost $200,000 per year to fly to D.C., call each other irresponsible for a couple weeks then fly home.
Final score:
12points
#7
People who think reading is a waste of time. Maybe a waste or your time, but if I prefer reading to talking to people, then keep your opinion to yourself.
Final score:
11points
#8
That Americans don’t use the metric system 😂
Final score:
8points
Tristan J 4 years ago
In the UK we use a mix of metric and imperial that Americans would be very unlikely to find simple
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Assuming political stance based of off one trait. People assume I’m a radical conservative when they find out I’m Christian or assume I’m a radical liberal when they find out I’m lesbian. Truth is, I think there are pros and cons to both parties.
Final score:
8points
#10
When your nose is full after a long day, and it starts to reduce too much of the air intake but you have to wait until you are in complete privacy to pick it. Itch is an added point.
Final score:
5points
#11
Child abuse, animal abuse, homophobia, transphobia, student loans, income inequality, the lack of affordable housing and healthcare, and a lot more
Final score:
4points
#13
When you have to pee and your butt itches so you scratch it and it makes you have to pee a lot more so you have to do the dance that makes you look like a kangaroo having a seizure. Please tell me this is not just me. Please.
Final score:
3points
#14
People boasting about a thing they did constantly to everyone. It gets really annoying after a few minutes
Final score:
3points
#15
When you’re standing in a queue at supermarket tills and there’s an issue with the customer at the front (e.g. something won’t scan or they need to check a price). Then you stand there moodily watching all of the people who joined adjacent queues after you make their purchases and leave.
Final score:
2points
#16
Inability to edit your answer in Bored Panda after you have clicked "Publish" and notice a mistake.
Final score:
2points
#17
Speed cameras. Everyone drives like a tool till they see a camera, slow down to a crawl, then carrying on tooling once they’re past the camera.
Final score:
1point
#18
When you have just enough for one glass of (liquid) so you pour it into the glass, but you definitely underestimated how much was left in the container so you can’t even move the glass. Especially with putting milk in cereal- I hate soggy cereal!
Final score:
1point
#20
Over population.
Final score:
1point
#21
The extreme annoyance of needing to wear glasses, and wearing a mask, especially on a cold day. The foggy glasses. The pushing of my upper lip over my bottom lip so I can breathe downwards. Trying to control my breathing. * I am pro mask-wearing, just wish I didn't need glasses.
Final score:
1point
#22
Being given advice from someone who has less experience or qualifications than you (on that particular topic).
Final score:
1point
#23
Wet socks, the word “moist” and that feeling when hair gets in your ear and it’s super itchy
Final score:
0points
#24
* Employers who expect you to work out of hours, like having a meeting at 6am or 10pm, but still expecting you to be in the office from 9-5 - and if you're not you get in trouble. * Employers who expect you to be loyal to them but have no interest in your wellbeing. * Bosses who tell you to stop working on A because B is critical, then punish you when B is delivered late.
Final score:
0points
#25
Capitalism.
Final score:
-1point
Nooberton 4 years ago
Capitalism is good. Socialism freaking sucks no matter if it’s democratic or not
Victor (Submission author) 4 years ago
Good for the top 1%. Not good for the rest of us. If you think it is, then the 1% have won.
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