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We have our own schedule but do you ever what is your Pet's? Here you can share.
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#1
My kittens schedule 12 am sleep 2am bite hoomans toes 2:30 am sneak back onto bed after hooman threw me off 3am sleep 4am start walking on hoomans face 6am wake hooman up to feed me 7-10am fight adult cat 11am disappear 1pm magically come out of no where 3pm sleep 7pm attack hoomans hair 9pm curl up with hooman and sleep with her Shes something else...
Final score:
4points
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#2
12-7 am sleep 7:10 am wake up hooman 7:10am-8:00am pester hooman until they feed me and the fish 8:00am-8:30am Bop the fish on the head whenever they surface 8:30am-12:00pm Sleep in hoomans lap 12:00pm Make human get up for lunch 12:30pm sleep 12:30pm-7:00pm chase the rubber bouncy balls around the house 7:30pm-8:00pm Sleep 8:00pm-9:00pm Sleep on hooman while they are watching t.v. 9:00pm-7:00am Sleep with hooman
Final score:
3points
#3
12am:sleep with daddy 1am:PEE ON DA FLOOOOOR (before she was trained, now she sleeps) 2am: sneak on da good couch. Hooman is sleep. 3am. daddy snuggles 4am: daddy snuggles 5am Daddy snuggles 6am: OMG DADDY AWAKE I WANT THE SMOL HOOMAN TO TAKE ME OUTSIDE! 7am eat breakfast 8am:lay in da garage 9am: garage snoozes 10am: the older calmer hooman child came to visit. 11am: water break and snoozes 12pm: MOMMY AWAKE! 1pm: mommy plays her games next to heater, nice and warm 2pm: mommy snuggles 3pm WALK?! YAAYYY! SMOL HOOMANS COMING TOO! , MOMMY :3 4pm: mommy and older hooman play ma-rio? 5pm: DADDY HOME 6pm walk with mommy and daddy, sometimes the older hooman. 7pm: Daddy and older Hooman play Mah-rio. 8pm: smol hooman and older hooman go to room, amd it’s quiet now. 9pm: Older hooman still awake, guess I can bunk with them 10pm: older hooman snuggles 11pm: okay the hooman is asleep this is annoying 12am again:daddy snuggles. This is my elder female mastiff, Tyde’s schedule.. and she is my 9 year old sunshine
Final score:
3points
Elizabeth Tunney (Submission author) 4 years ago
Also, yes she does get dinner DONT worry I forgot to include it
#4
My hamsters scheldule 1:00-5:00 a.m on wheel 5:00- 2:00 sleep 2:00-8:00 pm eat and get held by hoomen My dogs shedule Sleep, Sleep, Eats, Walk, Sleep
Final score:
3points
#5
3 am: drop loud bone on floor and scare the hell out of whole house 4 am-6 am- have very very loud nightmares and yell at the top of lungs 7 am- wake up whole house and jump on alllllll beds and tell mommy I gotta pee 8 am- wake up kids who still sleeping by licking inside their ears and mouths 9 am- brekkie aka stolen pancakes 9 30- complain want more pandkakesss 10 am- burp/fart in faces 10 30- 11am- sleep in largest chair in house 11- 1 am/pm- not eat special expensive kibble pout and cry I cant has human food 1 pm- more burp in faces 2- 4 pm- sleep sleep sleep *loud nightmare noises* 5- 6 pm- INSIST on helping w/ dinner aka pouting in the middle of the kitchen and crying more because apparently roasted chicken not good for my little baby tummy. 6-7 pm- put my head on daddy’s lap at dinner and cry and make noises and stomp my feets cause I just KNOW that he will give me his whole dinner 8-9 pm- help everyone take their showers by putting my nose in and being shocked that now my whole head is somehow wet 10 pm- repeat 😫
Final score:
2points
#6
Sleep until 4:30 Wake hooman for foods Eat at 7 Sleep til 5 Eat again Sleep til 11 ... ... I GO FAST!
Final score:
2points
#7
my birds ???:00 scream for hooman ??:00 come out cage 1:00 get back in cage 7:00 come out for an hour befor bedtime then the put back in then it starts over again
Final score:
2points
#8
My cats schedule: Go into my room Sit somewhere random for 2 minutes Get scared by a noise or movement Leave room Come back into my room Sit somewhere else for 2 minutes Get scared by a noise or movement Leave room Come back into my room Sit somewhere else for 2 minutes Get scared by a noise or movement Leave room Come back into my room Sit somewhere else for 2 minutes Get scared by a noise or movement Leave room Repeat.
Final score:
2points
#9
At night time, they sleep with super loud snoring! In the morning they eat, rest, bark at the mailman, rest, play with chew toys, eat food, beg for more food, want to go outside but then come back inside because of the rain, and then finally got to sleep.
Final score:
1point
#11
My dog lives at my grandparent's house but comes over every day. He'll poke his nose under the garage door, sit and wait for us to open the door to the backyard, go into the backyard when we tell him "go," sniff and jump around, wait while we get his toys out and fill his bowl with ice water. After we get him all set up, I sit on the floor and he comes to sit in my lap. I'll pet him for a little while then get up and go inside. As soon as I come inside, he goes into the grassy area to make his daily morning poop and pee. Dogs are creatures of habit.
Final score:
1point
#12
My Dog's Schedule: 6:00 am: Get up, I want food. 7:00 am: I'm gonna sit in the same room as cat one even though he won't play with me. 8:00 am: Walk time!!! 9:00 am: I'm gonna sit by they window and bark and growl at anyone who walks by. 4:00 pm: Walk time again!!!! 5:00 pm: DINNER!!!!! 6:00 pm: Play with human! 7:00 pm: Time to get petted while my humans watch a movie!! Cat one's schedule 6:00 am: Feed me human. 7:00 am: Sit on the cat tower and look out the window. Also nap. 3:00 pm: allow the humans to pet me. 5:00 pm: purr and be cute because it's dinner time. 6:00 pm: sit on guest bed and sleep. Cat two's schedule. hide under a bed all day, come out to eat at night. You may only pet me if I seek you out, I don't care if you are doing something important, you pet me when I want to be petted, not a second after. (Cat Two isn't hiding under the bed because she is scared, she just likes it.)
Final score:
1point
#13
Stand in front of (my names) bed Go downstairs and beg for food Eat Go outside Greet everyone from the window Sleep Run around the house Destroy something Go for a run with mom or dad Eat Beg for more food Ask Gigi to throw my ball Get in trouble for something Sleep Repeat
Final score:
1point
#14
Run run run run run run run run run run eat a few Pecans then puke them back up inside
Final score:
1point
#15
Wake up Morning scratches Outside Breakfast play/nap time (takes up most of the day) dinner bed time
Final score:
1point
#16
Parrot: Morning: Greet humans. Wake humans if they attempt to sleep in. Afternoon: Scream as human comes back from work. Dont stop until human comes to say hi. Rest of day: Play, climb, masturbate, eat, wear bell as a hat, masturbate some more, hang upside down with wings stretched out as far as they can go. Attempt to eat humans ears and complain when not allowed. Degus: Either fight untill someone is injured or cuddle together in a giant furball. No inbetweens. Also climb, play, attempt to eat (metal) cage.
Final score:
1point
#17
My doggos schedule: Sleep Sleep Sleep Eat Go outside maybe Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep MOMS HOME! Go sniff around the house bc mom is home Chew bone Chew bone Sleep Sleep Growl Dads home! Bark Sneeze on dad Sleep Sleep Sleep Eat Watch family eat Sleep Go outside Sleep Repeat ;)
Final score:
1point
#18
alarm goes off... sit on humans chest demand attention lick humans eyebrows aggressively human out of bed... attempt to trip human demand my wet food eat wet food watch human clean box poop in box right after cleaned human goes to work... lay in windows and watch birds wait for human to return human pulls into driveway... run back and forth between windows meow loudly til door opens attempt to trip human demand to be held and petted human must hold til I’m done with affection lick eyebrows aggressively purr and shove nose into human eyeballs now demand play time run around like idiot meowing loudly demand my special salmon treat must have this every day or human regrets failure to comply human goes to bed... demand human let’s me on chest if human fails to comply slap human in head until compliance now I’m on chest purr and lick eyebrows aggressively human sleeps... I sleep too but only in obviously stupid spots so human rolls over on me so I can bite human and run away then come back and smack in head then I sleep on humans pillow sometimes eat humans hair while it sleeps if I snore do so only directly into humans ear sometimes sleep with butt on humans face about sums it up
Final score:
1point
#19
My rats schedule- 10:00pm-12:00am - have a party and eat food SO DARN LOUDLY 12:00am-7:00am - have a sleep 7:00am- wake up hooman and look at them cutely until fed 8:00am- sleeeeeep 9:00am-10:30am- annoy human 10:30am- snuggles! 11:00am-3:00pm- SLEEPS 3:00pm- snuggles again! Then sleep 7:00pm- eat leftover dinner 8:00pm- watch hooman through bars of cage 9:00pm- goodnight huggies!
Final score:
1point
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