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I’ve heard some pretty cringey ones...
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#1
"You must love the size of your head because I think you look like a book." WHAT!!
Final score:
4points
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#2
not me but my sister some one on our bus said "You look like a frog"
Final score:
3points
The weird one! (Submission author) 4 years ago
yea but we still had a good laugh
Load More Replies... hey, not my problem 4 years ago
...but that's actually a pretty good insult for someone with the clearly low mental capacity such as they exhibit... ;)
#3
I bumped into some kid once, and he insulted me like "Now I know what it feels like for an exploding chemical to touch me," all of his nerdy friends laughed. what the heck?
Final score:
2points
hey, not my problem 4 years ago
hey, l am smart and nerdy. have l ever insulted you?
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#4
In fifth grade, a boy was mad at me so he called me a “lightly cooked chicken nugget” because of the color of my skin (pale white). I just laughed. Also, later in the year he was yelling because apparently he was “allowed to be racist because he was a person of color”. I’m not gonna say the racist thing he did just because... but it was all very funny.
Final score:
1point
romeo1212182 4 years ago
when i was in grade 4, this kid told me i look like an undercooked chicken. then i realized he was being racist cuz my skin colour is almost like a light brown.
#5
"You ninny!" What does that even mean!?
Final score:
1point
hey, not my problem 4 years ago
yeah. lt's also the scottish way, so l was really confused at first as to why they had no idea
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#6
the "cool kids" in my class always say "your mom" for everything and they think its an insult. LMFAO
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1point
PARIS ROYAL 4 years ago
ok the moment someone talk about their mom they get defensive a go booboo cryin
Mae (just add water) 4 years ago
Me and my brother say that to each other as a joke. We also sometimes say “dats why yo shoes raggedy”. Lmao
#7
calling someone a "wilson"
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0points
アニメᴡᴇᴇʙ アニメ (Submission author) 4 years ago
someone in our class was named wilson
Load More Replies... アニメᴡᴇᴇʙ アニメ (Submission author) 4 years ago
there was someone in our class named wilson he was fat ugly and mean
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Any time a kid would call someone hay as an insult. Like, there's nothing wrong with that!
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ProffessorChaos (Submission author) 4 years ago
Oh my god, a typo. I didn't mean to type hay, I meant gay.
Emeri Krupp 4 years ago
yeah i agree we are all people and we deserve to be treated nicly
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#9
when someone says oof to you after you tell them how you have been insulted/burned, etc.... like, l get that it is meant to show how much you don't care, but l still don't understand it. Doesn't stop me from saying it though ;)
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0points
#10
"Your Head is huge" like WTF, Its just weird like y tf r u looking at my head...... weird ass s**t
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0points
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