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#1
The fact that I still search for boredpanda while I am blocked from commenting because of 3 downvoted comments. Despise the fact that I have been top 1% of users for years.
Final score:
16points
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
My previous two accounts have been banned from downvotes too. To be fair, one of them was a troll account, but still.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
U CAN APPEAL TO THIS!! Just contact them, thats how I got this account back :3
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#2
The amount of baby names websites i look up... Im not expecting yall im just an author lol
Final score:
16points
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
SAMEEE I had this big writing project I was working on a few years ago and I googled a bunch of wilderness survival stuff on my school computer like "how to sharpen an axe" and "how long can someone survive without water" and my school probably thought I was gonna kill someone lmao
Do-nut touch da donut (Submission author) 2 years ago
Bwhahaha lol... i have looked up things like where can someone survive being shot and lots of animal facts lol
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Tiramisu 2 years ago
OML SAME BRO. People don't know the struggle of finding the perfect name for your character. It can't be some basic John or Fred, but it also can't something cheesy like Jaxton-Brae. It should be a little exotic sounding to draw attention in, but not so exotic that people get hung up on pronunciation. It took me YEARS before I finally settled on Delyr for my character name.
#3
Despite being a writer 50% of mine is just checking the spelling of things because of brain fade, or looking for a word I've forgotten by searching for the definition. Less writers block and more writers temporary aphasia.
Final score:
13points
#4
The randomness of topics I look up
Final score:
11points
Moriah Wood 2 years ago
I found “worms with nipples” after my brother said he was going to borrow my computer for a “school project”
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Before I understood what 'mammals' were, I got upset on behalf of mama croc as I learned baby crocs hatch with a full set of teeth... (and crocodilians famously take care of their nests and their young, unlike snakes/geckos/... ).
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#5
half of my search history is just me looking at google maps.
Final score:
9points
Blyss Blyssylb 2 years ago (edited)
😂😂 😳🙄 oh wait...😏my search history is Google Maps/Earth/Sky map, Ancient Globe (interactive map website), rocks, random things etc...
#6
Bored Panda cos half the posts don't open on the app!
Final score:
9points
#7
I am a writer and my FBI agent probably has a lot of questions about why a teenage girl wanted to know the number of grams of protein in a newborn baby, or how many apple seeds would equal a lethal dose of cyanide. Honestly, I should explain what the actual f**k I was writing one day, but I probably won't. Also, my sister thought an Aboriginal was a mannequin so my search history is filled with s**t like "aboriginal arm" and "aboriginal leg" and it's more than a little questionable to anyone who doesn't know what was going on.
Final score:
9points
Clown fish 2 years ago (edited)
You need cherry's they have more cyanide. I have a funny habit of watching things with my other half and it's normally murder stuff and he'll argue something so I say "google it" he will look like a killer if anyone looks into his search lol
#8
My brother listens to a band called Ninja S*x Party. I'm buying an album of theirs for him for Christmas. I don't think I need to elaborate further.
Final score:
8points
#9
I’m a writer, and I look up the absolute weirdest stuff. I once had to look up how fast a human (and panda) body would decay, and the stages. Oh, and also lots of baby name websites. LOTS.
Final score:
8points
Marcellus II 2 years ago
For that decay, look up the University of Knoxville (TN)'s "body farm". They will answer you exactly that question about humans and domesticated animals in their climate, as dependent on season and weather. The order in which specific insect will lay eggs and hatch etc.
#10
man i have the most random search history like it’s not even inappropriate it’s just so f*****g weird 😭
Final score:
7points
#12
I found “worms with nipples” after my brother said he was going to borrow my computer for a “school project”
Final score:
5points
#13
Serial K***er photos. I listen to podcasts and I just want a look at these people.
Final score:
5points
#14
I'm addicted to chatting with AI chat bots on character ai so that's most of my search history 👍
Final score:
4points
Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh) 2 years ago
OMG me too. i have like 9 different Michael afton bots, 11 different remus lupin bots, 4 of the marauders and 6 of the afton family. (plus other random ones that i only have one of)
-MISSMUSHROOM- (Submission author) 2 years ago
Brooo I used to have so many afton family bots. Now it's mainly JJK or MHA bots
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#16
Uh, how bodies decompose and the toxins released by that process...in a well... Don't judge, it was for a fanfic.
Final score:
4points
#17
i search random stuff about if washing detergent and oil is edible it's so weird and the other half i'm just searching for fanart and end up watching youtube instead and then it's just random aesthetics and DC comics
Final score:
3points
#18
It's always alphabetical. top row is A, bottom is H. And they are never related
Final score:
3points
#19
Very odd because I'm always Googling something to prove I'm right lol
Final score:
3points
#20
Final score:
3points
#21
The searches of anime I like, and the characters I admittedly obsess over lmao :D Not to mention other random stuff, as I am an aspiring author lol
Final score:
3points
-MISSMUSHROOM- 2 years ago
The classic anime search history 🤌 Our search histories clearly look alike
#22
Most of my search history is filled with YouTube and other random websites. However, I occasionally go on very deep rabbit holes on serial killers, murders, and generally crime.
Final score:
3points
#23
So much about ww2, so much....
Final score:
2points
CG 2 years ago (edited)
Are you a WW2 enthusiast, or someone interested in WW2 history, by chance?
the_avenging_knight (her/she) (Submission author) 1 year ago
I'm writing a book about time traveling Nazis which is honestly probably worse.
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As a combat sports enthusiast, and someone also curious about injuries, I tend to look up how long certain injuries take to recover... and I don't work in any medical field. Considering I tend to mostly look up new video games/guides for games that I'm stuck on, anime series/tv shows, or places I want to visit/shop at, it's definitely the odd thing out.
Final score:
2points
CG (Submission author) 2 years ago
After searching it up so many times, I can tell you that an ACL injury takes between 6 to 12 months (on average) to fully recover.
Jon Lee 2 years ago
or if you are a bit older and damage the repair, never fully heals. Ask me how I know...
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#25
It ranged from some suspicious activity (such as ‘how to technically hide a body’) to random stuff like physiognomy and the Canterbury Tales and tree frogs.
Final score:
2points
#26
The vast amount of Garfield, Godzilla, Gamera, and Ultraman content I can fit in there in a short amount of time. Especially Garfield. Im so used to reading Garfield that I dont even need to like read the strips my mind just like "absorbs" all the words if that makes sense. This ability allows me to read Garfield strips very quickly.
Final score:
2points
#27
history of automatons for.my kids podcaat
Final score:
2points
#28
At what temperature would a hamster melt. Sorry Bicho.
Final score:
2points
#29
the same freaking YouTube playlists over and over time sucking sites like BP, Pintrest and AO3 -_-
Final score:
2points
thetoaster1083 2 years ago
ao3 is a good one, especially if youre interested in a fandom so theres plenty of fanfics to choose from
#30
"eggs with legs" "roundest chicken" "fat car" "oops i at a helicopter" not crazy i just have depression and look up the weirdest things to make myself laugh (note: eggs with legs might give you nightmares and roundest chicken makes me so happy when i think about it)
Final score:
2points
#31
bad personality traits test furry burned to death tiktok qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm google translate tin goanimate theme song slender x bacon r34
Final score:
1point
#32
The main things are the parakeet searches (I just get so worried about him) and the amount of history. I google answers for my history class because she doesn't actually teach what we have assignments/tests over. I've actually learned more through Google than through my teacher.
Final score:
1point
#33
1845 British India 1 cent coin value. My brother in- law said someone wanted to sell to him that coin for a bargain price of USD 1300. I did a search and the market value of that coin is ....10 bucks
Final score:
1point
#34
Elvish words (from Lord of the Rings). I like reading different things in Quenya or Sindarin and trying to pick out words or derivatives. Was especially proud of mellon(friend) and meleth nîn(my love) having the same root, and my search history is full of Tolkein languages.
Final score:
1point
#35
Anything history.........local, state, national, international, WWII, WWI, steam trains, cars, airplanes, people, you name it. BTW, did you know that Hiram Maxim, inventor of the machine gun, built a giant aircraft with a 100 foot wingspan and was powered by steam engines? It flew 200 ft in 1894 before crashing.............History.
Final score:
1point
#36
Bored panda Cold pressed olive oil The Ripper (crime series) Full body shapewear Five eyes Wigs Need I say more... Basically every time I go on Bored Panda, I see something interesting that I want to know more about, and then I Google it.
Final score:
1point
#37
Anything from recipes, fact checking the rubbish most people talk and publish, the effects of dementia, basically as the day goes on, I google it.
Final score:
0points
#38
1. how much does a gallon of oil cost 2. can you kill someone by feeding them a smoothie made out of potato leaves 3. if someone gives you consent to kill them and signs a contract and you do kill them, will you still get in trouble
Final score:
0points
#39
When I type "p" in the search bar, the browser autocompletes "program tv".
Final score:
0points
#40
Kinda the opposite of inappropriate. I don't have any (*ahem*) adult sites in my history. I don't object to those or anything, I just prefer my own imagination.
Final score:
0points
#41
I stay mainly on 3 websites: Fark, Cracked and Bored Panda.
Final score:
-2points
#42
everything on my search history is weird, theres not 1 normal thing ive ever searched on google or whatever lol
Final score:
-2points
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