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Everyone loves jokes! There are some really funny ones out there too ;) share your favorite joke!
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#1
Two goldfish in a tank. One goldfish to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Final score:
2points
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#2
Two muffins in an oven. First muffin: "Hot in here isn't it?" Second muffin: "F*ck me! A talking muffin!"
Final score:
1point
#3
"Your momma's so fat that when she fell down the stairs and broke her leg gravy poured out." I laughed for a good five minutes when I heard that.
Final score:
0points
