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You know what you did. You can't hide it for long. Just admit what you did now.
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#1
I held a gang boss at gun point and asked him to give me some pumpkins for his life. (Obviously these posts are joking and shouldn't be taken seriously. Unless you do know what you literally did, then type that.)
Final score:
4points
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#2
I was selling pumpkins to a guy who wanted then to exchange for his life.
Final score:
3points
Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken) 1 year ago
Were they a thing of lasagna? A lasagna of death perhaps?
#3
You mean the unfortunate bowel movement? You saw that?
Final score:
2points
#4
I was being held at gunpoint and was asked for pumpkins in exchange for my life >:(
Final score:
2points
Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken) 1 year ago
Are you a gang boss? And was there a chicken in the room?
#5
June 7th, 2023, the week before my birthday… …which my younger brother shares with me. in a jealous fit I used witchcraft to haunt his room with the ghosts of birthdays past. Nobody can know. (Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction blah blah blah my brother does share my birthday though )
Final score:
2points
me myself and i (She/Her) (Submission author) 1 year ago
oh my gosh really? What year were you born? I was born in 2010
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Given it was my bday, I was definitely not watching cctv footage of a gang boss being held up by a chicken.
Final score:
1point
Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken) 1 year ago
Do you have a sister who haunted your room the week before?
Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken) 1 year ago
Btw happy birthday. I would have said it earlier but I was busy with other things.
What do you think ?
Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken) (Post author) 1 year ago
If we create a full on story arc of this I will be amazed.
Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken) (Post author) 1 year ago
If we create a full on story arc of this I will be amazed.
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