Hey Pandas, I love jokes, and I was feeling like seeing some math jokes.

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#1

Do you know what’s odd? Every other number!

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    Doctor: "On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain factor?" Y/N: "A 3.14" Doctor: "Why?" Y/N: "it's low, but it never ends."

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    #3

    There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that are good at math and those that are not.

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    #4

    why were the two 4s not hungry? the had already 8

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    #5

    When your teacher asks what is pi, give them this explanation: a baked dish of fruit, or meat and vegetables, typically with a top and base of pastry. Make sure your math teacher has a sense of humor though, or you will get an F in their class.

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    #6

    Q.Which hungry number do you not want to stand next to? A. Seven. Because seven eight nine!

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    #7

    Dear math, stop asking me to find you’re x, and stoping asking y she left you. Give it up dude.

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    #8

    It's much better as a drawing, but I'll try: A root and (-1) are talking. Root: "Why can't we be together?" (-1): "it's complex"

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    #9

    I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

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    #10

    Are you cold? Come sit in the corner! It's 90 degrees!

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    #11

    Dear math, I'm not your mom. Solve your own problems.

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    Me: What's pi? I'll tell you. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406 Interviewer: I asked you for fifteen digits... Me: Sorry, I was trying to recreate how long studying feels like it takes

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