When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan.
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what do you call a gender neutral lactose intolerant person? a non-buy dairy
lol! I was going to say that a dad joke becomes a dad joke when it’s apparent, but I like that one too!
I’ve got hundreds of these.
-wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke, joke, jooooooooooke.
-What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
-Did you hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta way :,(
-Want to hear about something that’ll make you smile?
Your face muscles.
-Did you know French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
-I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
-I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
-When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees.
Sycamore.
-knock knock
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
-I submitted ten jokes to a joke-writing contest competition to see if any of them made the finals.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I just wanna say:
R.I.P. Boiled Water!
You will be mist 😔
Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store.
What sound does a train make when it eats? It goes choo choo.
Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the other... damnit!
Not mine but my crush’s best dad joke:
1) what did one wave say to the other?
Ans: Nothing, they waved /“Sea you later”
Did you know that they wont make 12 inch rulers any longer?
