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#1
That immortality is somewhat possible. I present to you the 'hydrozoan Turritopsis dohrnii' ( which has been dubbed as the immortal jellyfish ). In response to physical damage or even starvation, they take a leap back in their development process, transforming back into a polyp. In a process that looks remarkably like immortality, the born-again polyp colony eventually buds and releases medusae that are genetically identical to the injured adult.
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#2
"I wonder if I could fit this entire sandwich in my mouth?" "I wish I could fly" "I FORGOT THERE WAS A TEST TODAY AAAAAAAA" *ponders the idea that the universe has no beginning or end, then gets distracted by a cool beetle*
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#3
Help. I have the worst teacher ever in maths today. F**k u Kasseem
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