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I know that’s very specific, but my friend said this is what I should ask.
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#1
I’m the librarian, Y’all better return them books or I’m gunna have to throw em at yah!
Final score:
2points
Cloakred_Is_Bored (Submission author) 2 years ago
Don’t crease the pages!
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#2
*throws a desktop computer at some random mf*
Final score:
2points
Lex <3 (they/them) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Just to clarify, the "random mf" is from the *gasps dramatically* OTHER library
#3
*inverts someone’s rib cage, pours cement into their ears, pours urine into their sinuses, boils their teeth, and sends them to the non-fiction section where their toes will be harvested*
Final score:
2points
Grizzly milk (Submission author) 2 years ago
Thank you toe harvester. I think we have a good alliance in this chaos.
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Our battle formations are as follows: Mermeow Overlord leading their army of various underwater critters, I assume. UnimportandDog with her army of hellhounds. Then Lex with their vast amounts of possums
Final score:
2points
Grizzly milk 2 years ago
And me with my various strange torture techniques. (Send anyone my way and I’ll take care of them)
Cloakred_Is_Bored (Submission author) 2 years ago
I’m sending you a particularly difficult fellow that we “need some information from”
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*throws book*
Final score:
1point
Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago (edited)
Don’t throw it at me, join forces to take down the library across the street!… … … *throws one last book
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
When you attack you will have the full support of the kingdom of Catfortia! *raises banner made from the pages of books*
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*Builds fort out of books and bookshelves* "I declare war on the kids section! How does your leader respond?"
Final score:
1point
Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago
Sir, they’ve sent the spooky things from the seasonal Halloween section
Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago
I’ve set up camp in the YA section, I can’t hold them off much longer!
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#7
If you want anyone to be tortured strangely send them to me
Final score:
1point
#8
*knocks over bookshelf*
Final score:
0points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
*Catches bookshelf and pushes it in the opposite direction*
