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Tell us about a time you felt like a badass.
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#1
Context: So my friend used bad grammar on an assignment that she screenshotted and sent, so I corrected it. She then proceeded to get very pissed and do the same to every sentence I made. She goes "That's not a complete sentence". And I go "how's this for a sentence?" and remove her from the chat, leaving an auto-note that says "You were removed from the chat". Boom. Sentence. I felt so OP
Final score:
4points
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
You are a god, I can only hope to someday be half as smooth as you
S O N G O (Submission author) 4 years ago
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. But thanks anyway
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#2
When somebody (I won't name them) tried to hit me, but I grabbed their arm really fast and hit them first. Just like a fight scene in a movie.
Final score:
4points
#3
The time I traveled alone for the first time, I had to fly to France (I think it's important to mention that I don't speak French), take the bus, metro (for the first time), train, and walk alone during the night to the flat we were renting. I always thought I am very bad at reading maps and orienting in general, I still use GPS in my home city, so I felt pretty badass when I made it.
Final score:
3points
#4
When I walked 10 feet behind my family at the store (pre-covid) i was all like "yeah, i'm a mature independent adult, respect me. i'm getting my GROCERIES" ESPECIALLY when i pick up food and look at it, then put it back and say "no, too expensive." (just for show) so people can see how good I am at managing my EXPENSES
Final score:
3points
#5
When I picked my brothers lock just too put a note in his room saying I could.
Final score:
2points
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