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Question…? (4 Year Old Version) Tailor Stitch I remember These Legos, my toys Open mouth, bad choice I haven’t pooped it out since I swear I digested just fine ‘Cause I don’t remember who I was Before I read about stomachs In that mag I’ve burned since But one Lego after another Stupid stomachaches, “by the ways”, Lying awake, and I Have to say, yesterday I stuffed seven Legos in my face Can I ask you a question? Did you ever eat seven Legos in one afternoon And then start worrying because you couldn’t poo So to counteract effects you ate a balloon And then what did you do? Did you wake Mommy up in the middle of the night? Oh But you’d already woken her up seventeen times, oh So she yelled “go back to bed”? At least that’s what my mother said It’s just a question X-ray time, bad surprise I told you I wasn’t fine That probe was in my mouth till I bit right down The doctor frowned ‘Cause I swallowed that thing It was one Lego after another Heckin’ ICUs and doctor probes And “is he O.K.” and “I think so”s Woke up afraid, the next day Wrote an essay on the doctor’s low education Can I ask you a question? Did you ever eat seven Legos in one afternoon And then start worrying because you couldn’t poo So to counteract effects you ate a balloon And then what did you do? Did you wake up your mommy in the middle of the night? Oh But you’d already woken her up seventeen times, oh So she yelled “go back to bed”? At least that’s what my mother said It’s just a question Does it feel like everything’s just like Edible, forgettable, doctor’s right And what’s that that I see, Lego food is free And it’s so tasty, and yummy and colorful And spiked, so tonight Can I ask you a question? (Can I ask you a question) Did you ever eat seven Legos in one afternoon (In one afternoon) And then start worrying because you couldn’t poo (you couldn’t poo) So to counteract effects you ate a balloon And then what did you do? (Do) Did you wake up your mommy in the middle of the night? Oh But you’d already woken her up seventeen times, oh (seventeen times) So she yelled “go back to bed”? At least that’s what my mother said It’s just a question

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    Don’t Stand So Close To Me (Quarantine Version) The Po-Pos COVID, the subject Of studies by Fauci We know the mask’s weird, But where’s the vaccine? Everything is closed now Make sure that that’s six feet I forgot my tape measure ‘Kay, that’s at least sixteen Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me This mask is so disgusting It smells like dirty feet But no matter what we don’t Want to catch that darn -19 Quarantines, vaccines All of these dumb teens Leave so fast, if I could Be sure that was six feet Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me Angry words over a red line Again, I test and test If I don’t meet this deadline I’m in everlasting debt It’s no use, I give up I start to sneeze and cough I curl up on the couch and Ignore all of my thoughts Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so Don’t stand so close to me

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    This is the song Tonight, Tonight (By Hot Chelle Ray), but it's about my quarantine. (I had an extra year of it because my parents made me be in homeschool right after quarantine for my 7th-grade year) but yea. (Socks, shoes, pants) It's been a really, really messed up year Twelve months of torture, twelve months of quarantine and my friend all thinks that I've disappeared. I've been gone for a while, and I think that they all quit me (La, la, la) whatever (La la la) it doesn't matter (La la la) oh well (La la la) I'm leaving this house, tonight, tonight! There's a place with no masks and real people! Tonight, tonight! I don't have to homeschool and I think I'm fine! I don't know if I'll make it, but hey, I'm gonna take it! It's alright, alright! Tonight, tonight! I'll be being all like: La, la la, Ok. La, la la, this is my life! La, la la, alright. La, la la. I woke up with a weird fever. I don't think it's covid, but I'm going to ignore it. I don't want to be homeschooled again! But hey maybe if they don't notice it! la, la la. Ok la, la la. it doesn't matter la, la la. oh well. I'm leaving this house, tonight, tonight! There's a place with no masks and real people! Tonight, tonight! I don't have to homeschool and I think I'm fine! I don't know if I'll make it, but hey, I'm gonna take it! It's alright, alright! Tonight, tonight! I'll be being all like: You got me coughing like Oh, Woah oh. No covid Oh, Woah oh Ok, maybe. Oh Woah oh, oh c**p. Oh Woah oh. Oh, my friends bro I really missed them, I feel real bad, yo, they must miss me Oh, my parents, would they be mad, yo? I do not know, yeah, would they not care? everybody, Oh woah, oh. (C**p) Oh, woah, oh. (Ur mom) Oh, woah, (I'm confuzzled) Oh, woah oh I'm leaving this house, tonight, tonight! There's a place with no masks and real people! Tonight, tonight! I don't have to homeschool and I think I'm fine! I don't know if I'll make it, but hey, I'm gonna take it! It's alright, alright! Tonight, tonight! I'll be being all like: La, la la, Ok. La, la la, this is my life! La, la la, alright. La, la la. (This song is too long ima just end it here lol)

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    Driver’s License (Road Rage Version) Rolivia Odrigo Did she just get her driver’s license? ‘Cause I’ve been stuck behind her car Driving five miles an hour Starin’ at the same front yard Usually people speed through the suburbs Nobody really wants to see the same house With rotten white roses and all sorts of dog turds And people sleeping on their couch Oh God now she’s crying Why can’t she start driving? I really need to be at work soon 'Cause if I’m not on time my boss will fire me And I know nobody’s perfect but I've never seen someone drive this slow And I just can't imagine how you could be so carefree on a Tuesday Guess you must be seventeen with no responsibilities 'Cause you’ve been here forever, some people got places to be And both my legs are tired Of pressing on my dumb brake pedal, and I’m so sick of hearing you texting And immediately crying once you hit send, yeah I’m still driving through the suburbs And waiting for this brunette to stop so I can move And I know nobody’s perfect but I've never seen someone drive this slow And I just can't imagine how you could be so carefree on a Tuesday Guess you must be seventeen with no responsibilities 'Cause you’ve been here forever, some people got places to be 'Cause you’ve been here forever, some people got places to be Red lights, stop signs That’s when I’m okay with pausing, stopping I’m never driving this way again now 'Cause what if this brunette girl really gets her heart broken (move, move, move, move) Lines that she’s crossed Listen, there’s no traffic, stop crying Press on your speed pedal God, I'm so blue, know my job’s through Oh God now I have to pee (move, move, move, move) And I know nobody’s perfect but I've never seen someone drive this slow And I just can't imagine how you could be so carefree on a Tuesday Guess you must be seventeen with no responsibilities 'Cause you’ve been here forever, some people got places to be Yeah, you’ve been here forever, some people got places to be

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    the first verse of 16 tons but woman. Warning: everything here is a joke, don’t get offended I did this in ten minutes while riding a bike⚠️ Some people say a woman’s made out of mud A woman’s made out of vagina and blood, vagina and blood and fat and stomach

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