Texting... it can cause heartbreak, or bring tears of joy. It has many uses, but sometimes some texts are just too hilarious not to share!

#1

Ive Sharered The Ones That Would Not Fit In The Coments

Ive Sharered The Ones That Would Not Fit In The Coments

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purple
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't stop laughing at, "Screw the gym! I'm getting pregnant tonight" then they were like I wrote pringles.

Isabella Vega
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha big difference between pregnant and pringle

JENAVIVE RIVERA
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe she secetley go rejected and so she said that

Lillian Jimenez
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, it was autocorrect (wink wink)

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    #3

    I’m Not A Murderer Though (Please Don’t Call The Cops)

    I’m Not A Murderer Though (Please Don’t Call The Cops)

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh that's awesome! Unless of course you were serious....

    Becs Gesler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha this is a me type of thing to say!

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    #4

    I Don't Think It Was His Math Homework...

    I Don't Think It Was His Math Homework...

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there more to this story? Because, honestly, I would like to know.

    Lillian Jimenez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I would like to see the rest of the text messages

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    #5

    Among Us

    Among Us

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    purple
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who's sus, I will vote them

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow...4th place! Thank you guys! I’ve never gotten so high up on a list!

    Siddy Das
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would win? 1. five paragraphs about how purple and white are the impostors 2. "red sus" yes this is someone else's meme

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    #6

    Summon The Lorax

    Summon The Lorax

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    Sarah Fry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with this....this is a good summoning.

    Khadeja
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Save the Amazon, or I'll take your knees B)

    purple
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks down " I have knees but no arms, a pair of floating hands"

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    Lillian Jimenez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This “Guru Bye-bye again “ character is quite wise

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pls just send them a lorax gif.

    CAELYN MORALES
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I saw this I did it to my friend. Thank you, I now have something to do when i'm bored and want to talk to my girlfriend

    ramen noodle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Summon the Lorax Summon the Lorax Summon the Lorax Summon the Lorax Summon the Lorax

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, bi club! (I might be pan tho, idk yet)

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    #7

    Odd Janie He

    Odd Janie He

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    purple
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wot, is this a new language.

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    #8

    My 11 Year Old A$$ Texted My Mom When I Was On The Bus This....

    My 11 Year Old A$$ Texted My Mom When I Was On The Bus This....

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally i lied to my mom I would definitely do help my friend do something to his ex who is also my bully

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My moral compass is to good to hurt anyone but sometimes I wish it wasn't. Maybe don't kill him but definitely teach him a lesson.

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    #9

    Hehe

    Hehe

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    Joanne Haywood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fury time - it’s a ruddy tortoise!

    CupcakeCatto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All tortoises are turtles. Not all turtles are tortoises. Like squares and rectangles.

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    Caitlyn Mathiesen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "to bring back memories" this makes me think about the endgame meme where ant mans like "what happened here?"

    Christel Nellemann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O wauw, the easiest person to tease 😬😬

    #10

    We Had A Roleplay During History Class, Where We Dress Up And Act Like Rulers, Warriors, Traders, Peasants Etc. Me And My Friend Were Rulers. (We Learned In History Class That Purple Used To Build Walls Around Their Cities)

    We Had A Roleplay During History Class, Where We Dress Up And Act Like Rulers, Warriors, Traders, Peasants Etc. Me And My Friend Were Rulers. (We Learned In History Class That Purple Used To Build Walls Around Their Cities)

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    #11

    This Is The Type Of Crap My Best Friend And I Will Do Lol

    This Is The Type Of Crap My Best Friend And I Will Do Lol

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    #12

    Only Star Wars Fans Understand

    Only Star Wars Fans Understand

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    #13

    Taken Out Of Context, This Is Really Weird...

    Taken Out Of Context, This Is Really Weird...

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    #14

    Please Do Not Text This Number 🥺

    Please Do Not Text This Number 🥺

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    eyeless sans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    indeed it is, a language in which I speak my dear uniformed friend. wyienjijaji>+<*x goloforshina7maneaf63(89*%^36{=-)%$47$$3$#!&*<.":?}|~ hEAYNeoA

    purple
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you teach me the ways of this language

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey guys can y’all go to the” Hey pandas what’s your favorite day of 2020 plz because I am number one and it is kinda sad and I want as much luck as possible

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could y’all make this number one please. Never been first.

    CrEaTiVe_duck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my child BLUR THE F*****G NUMBER OUT!!

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the strings of random emojis

    purple
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this another new language

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    #15

    :)

    :)

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    #16

    Why Is It Spicy?

    Why Is It Spicy?

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    Joanne Haywood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Guru bye-bye again is broken. Or perhaps completely and utterly drunk!

    #17

    Just Some Daily Nerving Out Over Kpop-

    Just Some Daily Nerving Out Over Kpop-

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