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I would become a superhero, fight crime, and protect the innocent. Thugs with guns? Nothing to worry about. Knife-wielding bank robber? Too easy! Bad guy twice my size? Ain't no punch gonna do be any harm! Bozo with a bomb? I'll swallow it!
I giggled imagining myself becoming that superhero. I just found it hilarious that I am so skinny. I mean I'd be indestructible but still weak as a hamster.