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Rule Number 1: They can't kill anyone.
Rule Number 2: They can't bring anyone back from the dead.
Rule Number 3: They can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
Rule Number 4: You can't wish for more wishes.
Basically just the rules from the 1993 movie Aladdin.
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#1
more doggo becoming a pro at skateboarding people not to be racist
Final score:
5points
Jeremy Anderson Thompson 3 years ago
My mom stop talking to me stop telling people lies stay out of my room and stop with the ridiculous bug nonsense saying about books that don't exist. I would like nobody to call my mom anymore to talk to her she tells them lies.
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#2
I'd be the prettiest person on Earth, I would become a professional singer, and that black people would finally be treated fairly.
Final score:
4points
#3
1. I'd wish for a cheeseburger because I'm hungry. 2. I'd wish that I COULD wish for more wishes. 3. I'd wish for thirty more wishes.
Final score:
3points
#4
1. Wish for a Death Note 2. Wish for anime boys to be real 3. Wish for Apples
Final score:
3points
#5
1: A mom that loves me 2: A way to undo years of mental trauma 3: Equal rights
Final score:
3points
#6
1. I wish for everything on this piece of paper to come true 2. I wish that there were no rules 3. I wish for 100 more wishes Now for the 100 more wishes... 1. I wish for 150 upvotes 2. I wish that everyone in my family would become rich 3. I wish that my parents would retire earlier And so on until... 98. I wish for world peace 99. I wish for homes for everyone 100. I wish for more upvotes OKAY MY LIST IS DONE
Final score:
2points
#7
i dont know if this counts as killing anyone but i would wish to never be born and if that does count then i would wish to have a happy life, to have enough money to pay the bills, and to get a dog :)
Final score:
2points
#8
1. wish for the powers of Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen. (the comic and Movie, not the show.) 2. won't need any other wishes after that point.
Final score:
1point
#9
I would wish for the abillity to grant myown wishes, with no affect on my free will A pickle An emortal cat
Final score:
1point
#10
I wish splork was a word that means wish I splork for more splorks. I splork for even more splorks.
Final score:
1point
#11
1. I wish I can be with my 2. I wish for her and I to have eternal happiness 3. I wish to do a 2 minute mile
Final score:
1point
#12
1. I would wish to have a cat 2. I would wish for climate change to be resolved permanently 3. I would WISH FOR THE GENIE TO BE FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Final score:
1point
#13
All the living souls on earth become healthy, wealthy and wise.
Final score:
1point
#14
i would wish for no rules then i would wish for a lot more things
Final score:
0points
#15
For my mom to love me like she never did (make her a better mom), to have a deeper voice (ask questions if you must), and to go back in time to meet Robin Williams... he was an amazing person...
Final score:
0points
#16
1 my family was always happy 2 world peace 3 people never get fat no matter what they eat
Final score:
0points
#17
1. i wish for unlimited genies 2. i wish to be likeable 3. i wish to be rich
Final score:
0points
#18
I wish for a tank I wish for enough friends to man the tank I wish to be able to run the tank for an infinite amount of time without adding fuel
Final score:
0points
#19
1. Unlimited money 2. Healing factor like deadpool (without his horrible skin) 3. Ability to shapeshift into any animal I want
Final score:
0points
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