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Hey Pandas, Can You Turn This Post Into A Kindergarten Playground?
I don't think I need to explain further-
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"You played with Brian at lunch, we are not friends any more!"
*walking around that playground edge thing that was supposed to keep the mulch in but never worked*
*drinks juicebox*
"Joe pushed me off the slide!!!!!" 😭😭😭
"what's your name again?"
BUT I WANT YOU TOO EXPLAIN FURTHER!!!
[Wait, why was I downvoted?]
OOOH AMY AND REMI SHARED THEIR ANIMAL CRACKERS TODAY THEY MUST BE IN LOVEEEEEE IM TELLING MY MAMA
Kid: *crying* YESTURDEY MOMMY AND DADDY WAS MEEN TO MEEEEEEE
Other kid: wut did dey do to u?
Kid: DEY ABUSED MEEEE
Teacher: *overhears* *runs over to kids*
Teacher: Your parents abused you? What happened?
Kid: DEY MADE ME EET MY VEJTABULS (vegetables)
Teacher: *faints with relief*
Other kid: OH NO DA TEECHER IS DED
*hiding in the corner drawing in the dirt with sticks*
Kid: MERMEOW OVERLORD PROMISED ME THAT THEY WOULD START THE CAT UPRISING “TOMORROW” AND THEY NEVER DID AND ITS BEEN 50 YEARSSSSS *cries* THEYRE A LIAR
*mermeow overlord has left the chat*
*parent walks in* *sees DP lying on the floor* *sees Madally holding the swings hostage* *sees ThatBlackNightingale picking their nose* *screams*
I DONT PICK MY NOSEEEEEER (yk in that scream cry tantrum voice)
*casually eats some grass*
I made an amazing soup out of leaves and mud and dirt.
EWWW!!! RYAN HAS COOTIES RYAN HAS COOTIES!!!!!! *runs with ball and trips* ….*opens mouth* WAAHAHAJAJWJWJWJWWKAAAAAAAAJAJEKWWOOSOSDKDN
You- *swears*
Kid- *gasp* I’m telling
You- no!
Kid- teacher!
Teacher- yes?
Kid- *looks at you* I gotta go to da bafroom
Lex the amazing slay kid: HEY MERMEOW OVERLORD I BET YOU CANT SPELLL
Mermeow overlord: YES I CANNNNNN
Lex the amazing slay kid: OH REALLY? SPELL “ICUP” THENNNN
mermeow overlord: i-c-u-p…
Lex the devious child: EWWWW IM TELLING THE TEACHERRRRR
lex the devious child again: MS. MADALLYYYYYYYYY!!!! MERMEOW OVERLORD SAID SOMETHING INNAPROPRIATEEEEEE
Mermeow overlord: *crying*
Teachew!!!! Bob stowe my pway do and den he ate it!!!!! *cries*
*yeets toy and hits someone in the head*
*scribbles with crayon on wall* EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe look at my awtwork
"Teacher, can I go home? They're scaring me."
(In teacher) I’m sorry but you can’t go home, your mum is still at work and she told me you might get scared so I prepared something for you. Let’s go to this quiet room where you can play alone and no one will scare you.
DP CALLED CHEX MYLICKS “CHEXY WEXY” THEY MUST BE IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TEE HEE
I am a princess, I am your majesty queen black nightingale- lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BABIES RONALD, I want 6 kids! 6 girls, because girls are better.
TEEEEEAAAAACCCCCHHHHHEEEERRRRR DP VOMITED ON ME!! EWWWWW WWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HE VOMITED BECOS THATBLACKNIGHTINGALE PICKED THEIR NOSE!!!! EWWWWWWWW.
WWWAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! (That was crying)
😭😭😭😭😭 TEACHER I DIDN'T PICK MY NOSE *picks nose while crying
I DECLARE WAR ON THE SWINGS!
BECOS DEY JUMPED INTO MANGO’S HANDS SO THAT ALL 4 PAWS COULDNT GO ON THEM!!!! MEANIES!!!
CHEXYWEXY CALLED THE FBI! AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH*hides under table clutching toy demon*
Ok, being a teacher for young kids is hard!
It’s kinda fun though…
