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Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice
Every relationship has its own rules. Mostly implied, sometimes spoken. But one scary girlfriend decided to put it in writing and list every demand she had for her man. The insane dating rules probably would have remained between the two of them, if it wasn’t for a surprising turn of events. You wouldn’t share such intimate details yourself, no matter how crazy your girlfriend was, right?
The guy traded in his car and left the “contract” inside. Later, Twitter user @kkeyes96 found the proof of an abusive relationship and uploaded it online. As it went viral, men all over the internet had moments of silence for their brother, hoping he eventually separated from the overly attached girlfriend. In another twist of the bizarre story, @kkeyes96 had to end up deleting the post. “Too many people who couldn’t read” had mistakenly thought that this clingy girlfriend was his own and started to talk trash about her.
Scroll down to read the rules of a crazy ex-girlfriend and tell us in the comments if at least two of them sound reasonable.
Image credits: kkeyes96
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One guy was so shocked to find a ridiculous relationship “contract” in a used car, he just had to post it online
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Ola Polowczyk 7 years ago
I hate the comments like "Maybe he cheated and this was the negotiation". Excuse me, what negotiation?! She is an abusive person! And she literally threats the guy! "If I catch you around girls, I kill you". That's a serious threat. My ex boyfriend was like that. He wanted me to send him photos of my outfits every morning so he could see if I am dressed modestly enough. He didn't want me to paint my nails red, because it was "slutty". He thought in his paranoic mind that I would go take the garbage out and cheat on him in the meantime. I never, ever gave him a reason to be jealous. He was anyway. I broke up with him when he tried to beat me in a club because I wasn't dancing holding hands with him all the time. That's right. No dancing with other guys, just standing freaking NEXT TO HIM and dancing. Please please please, anyone whose partner starts giving hints of a controlling or abusive behaviour, run away and save yourselves.
Carrie de Luka 7 years ago (edited)
Flipping heck! No-one should treat people like this! Rule setters will never be happy, whatever you do. If someone cheats than you can only really forgive or walk away - setting rules won't stop a person doing it again. You can't control someone without it being damaging. Ola - I'm very pleased you are out of that relationship. May you find happiness.
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r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
Jesus, I've seen Dom/ sub contracts with more leeway and caring for the other person.
Nicklas Linder 7 years ago
My thought was this is some sort of dom/sub contract, but then I realised it's too f--ing scary for that... Holy c**p!!!
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Beth Simpson 7 years ago
This is horrible!! Yea it's a list now but what happens when it becomes physical?? My cousin was DRIVING down a highway and his gf just went off on him and sprayed air freshener in his face and when he pulled over she beat him with a bat. Broke a couple ribs, serious bruises on the face. And then she tore her shirt and started running down the median yelling "rape" and an officer stopped to help her. Luckily, seeing how banged up my cousin was and she didn't have a mark, she was arrested and he came home to recoup. Women are just as capable to abuse men as men are to abuse women. Stand up to abuse!!
Mothership 7 years ago
Happened to my bro in law. Beat him with a bat,bite marks all over his body, calls the cops after ripping her shirt and yells battery. Cops were sooo nice to him when they saw not a mark on her. Yes, women batterers do exist.
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Elizabeth 7 years ago
This was all found in a used car. Sooo the dude was soo creeped out that he moved and sold his car so that the girl couldn't find him anymore? I'm not sure that's what really happened but maybe no one knows so this is my theory. Good for him for RUNNING. This list is something to run fast and far from.
Bob Beltcher 7 years ago
Maybe they had a joint loan on the vehicle and he went "missing" after looking at another girl. She then traded in her vehicle and his for a larger down payment on something nicer.
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Bob Beltcher 7 years ago
Insecurity is the biggest turn off. Grow up. Guys will look at other girls/guys and so will girls. It doesn't mean anything other than the person is curious. We're all curious. That's how we found America and how stuff gets invented.
Patricia Joy 7 years ago
I've been married 44 years. I have men I'm friends with, my husband has girls he's friends with, so what's wrong with that. If I was him, my old man would have run and divorced me years ago.
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ZombieGirl5591 7 years ago
I mean...sometimes there are unspoken "rules" in relationships, but this is controlling and insane!!! lol omg.
r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
The first one being "Don't stick your d**k in crazy". This list is a perfect example why.
Load More Replies... Carrie de Luka 7 years ago
Don't need to read the rules, though I will in a minute, to know that anyone setting rules is bad news.
Arietis 7 years ago
If you're a nice, interesting and kind person, the people you love will naturally want to spend time with you. If you're boring, mean and nasty, you'll have to force them to do so. It's as easy as that. I'd wager this girl falls into the latter category. If she had friends and a social life beyond her boyfriend/human pet, she'd need alone time away from him to persue it and would be to preoccupied with it to begrudge him hangimg out with his friends.
danielw 7 years ago
...I hope not. I mean, I just hope that a 12 year old doesn't know about getting/giving head. (yes, I know it still happens, but still. this isn't Brave New World,)
Load More Replies... Ola Polowczyk 7 years ago
I hate the comments like "Maybe he cheated and this was the negotiation". Excuse me, what negotiation?! She is an abusive person! And she literally threats the guy! "If I catch you around girls, I kill you". That's a serious threat. My ex boyfriend was like that. He wanted me to send him photos of my outfits every morning so he could see if I am dressed modestly enough. He didn't want me to paint my nails red, because it was "slutty". He thought in his paranoic mind that I would go take the garbage out and cheat on him in the meantime. I never, ever gave him a reason to be jealous. He was anyway. I broke up with him when he tried to beat me in a club because I wasn't dancing holding hands with him all the time. That's right. No dancing with other guys, just standing freaking NEXT TO HIM and dancing. Please please please, anyone whose partner starts giving hints of a controlling or abusive behaviour, run away and save yourselves.
Carrie de Luka 7 years ago (edited)
Flipping heck! No-one should treat people like this! Rule setters will never be happy, whatever you do. If someone cheats than you can only really forgive or walk away - setting rules won't stop a person doing it again. You can't control someone without it being damaging. Ola - I'm very pleased you are out of that relationship. May you find happiness.
Load More Replies... r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
Jesus, I've seen Dom/ sub contracts with more leeway and caring for the other person.
Nicklas Linder 7 years ago
My thought was this is some sort of dom/sub contract, but then I realised it's too f--ing scary for that... Holy c**p!!!
Load More Replies... Beth Simpson 7 years ago
This is horrible!! Yea it's a list now but what happens when it becomes physical?? My cousin was DRIVING down a highway and his gf just went off on him and sprayed air freshener in his face and when he pulled over she beat him with a bat. Broke a couple ribs, serious bruises on the face. And then she tore her shirt and started running down the median yelling "rape" and an officer stopped to help her. Luckily, seeing how banged up my cousin was and she didn't have a mark, she was arrested and he came home to recoup. Women are just as capable to abuse men as men are to abuse women. Stand up to abuse!!
Mothership 7 years ago
Happened to my bro in law. Beat him with a bat,bite marks all over his body, calls the cops after ripping her shirt and yells battery. Cops were sooo nice to him when they saw not a mark on her. Yes, women batterers do exist.
Load More Replies... Elizabeth 7 years ago
This was all found in a used car. Sooo the dude was soo creeped out that he moved and sold his car so that the girl couldn't find him anymore? I'm not sure that's what really happened but maybe no one knows so this is my theory. Good for him for RUNNING. This list is something to run fast and far from.
Bob Beltcher 7 years ago
Maybe they had a joint loan on the vehicle and he went "missing" after looking at another girl. She then traded in her vehicle and his for a larger down payment on something nicer.
Load More Replies... Bob Beltcher 7 years ago
Insecurity is the biggest turn off. Grow up. Guys will look at other girls/guys and so will girls. It doesn't mean anything other than the person is curious. We're all curious. That's how we found America and how stuff gets invented.
Patricia Joy 7 years ago
I've been married 44 years. I have men I'm friends with, my husband has girls he's friends with, so what's wrong with that. If I was him, my old man would have run and divorced me years ago.
Load More Replies... ZombieGirl5591 7 years ago
I mean...sometimes there are unspoken "rules" in relationships, but this is controlling and insane!!! lol omg.
r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
The first one being "Don't stick your d**k in crazy". This list is a perfect example why.
Load More Replies... Carrie de Luka 7 years ago
Don't need to read the rules, though I will in a minute, to know that anyone setting rules is bad news.
Arietis 7 years ago
If you're a nice, interesting and kind person, the people you love will naturally want to spend time with you. If you're boring, mean and nasty, you'll have to force them to do so. It's as easy as that. I'd wager this girl falls into the latter category. If she had friends and a social life beyond her boyfriend/human pet, she'd need alone time away from him to persue it and would be to preoccupied with it to begrudge him hangimg out with his friends.
danielw 7 years ago
...I hope not. I mean, I just hope that a 12 year old doesn't know about getting/giving head. (yes, I know it still happens, but still. this isn't Brave New World,)
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