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Marrying someone with a good sense of humor is a one-way ticket to years of laughter, and these wives prove it. They're creative, they're hilarious, and they're honestly trolls sometimes, but that can only make their husbands love them more. In fact, sharing a good sense of humor is viewed by many marriage specialists as the key to a happy union.
Relationships can get way too serious sometimes, especially when stress from work, kids, and expenses gets involved. Laughing together creates a feeling of warmth, relaxation, and bonding, and has even been said to stimulate physical attraction.
Give a round of applause for these wives who know the power of a good joke, and vote for the ones you would use on your significant other.
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#1
My Wife Found A Way To Hide Her Candy
Catalina Ioan 8 years ago
it's only natural, the best first-aid kit in such cases!
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Colleen Laney 8 years ago
This is how I used to get good, healthy snacks for the children into the water park! Teenage boys searching bags at the entrance are so embarrassed they can't continue searching your bag! Try it! Load your drinks on the bottom of your bag, put a towel over them and toss a few maxi pads on top. You're in!! 😂😂
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#2
My Wife Brought Home A Life Size Skeleton Replica, This Is What I Walked In On
Jennifer Oz 8 years ago
The "bone" porn on the screen is priceless!! Kudos to the wife!! Cleverly thought out
Shirley Bond 8 years ago
Is she trying to tell you, you spend too much time at the computer, do you think?
#3
My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning
Tina Geane 8 years ago
Sometimes conversations end up into weird subjects not odd but she rocks, and he sleeps like a rock
Ildiko Okido 8 years ago
My husband is such a sound sleeper he could wake up with a completely hairless body. 😂
Tineke Naafs 8 years ago
Me and some friends did that also once on my boyfriends toes, but black nailpolish😂he thought there was something wrong with his feet when he woke up
#4
I Left For A Day. My Wife Knew Exactly What I Wanted To Do When I Got Home
Tina Geane 8 years ago
She's hilarious! Hope he's got just as good of a sense of humor they'll have an awesome life forever!
Cheryl Birkhimer 8 years ago
This woman is a goddess! Go down on your knees every day & thank her for being your wife! She has a seriously good sense of humor.
#5
My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle
#6
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker
Scott Ratcliff 8 years ago
How could you be so stupid to eat something she made after you said that. But I love her style.
Catalina Ioan 8 years ago
Not sure about chemical fumes or whatnot, but the little plastic foil doesn't melt in the microwave. Uhh... I know that purely theoretically. I swear! :-"
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Charmaine Hall 8 years ago
I've done this same things to my sons , pissed myself when they tried to bite through the plastic !!😂😂😂
#7
My Wife Wanted To Let The Pizza Place Know That They're Overdoing It With The Advertising
Remus-Alexandru Simion 8 years ago
If i were the pizza advertiser guy, i would totally add another seeing what beautiful art can be done with them...
#8
We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog's Flea Pills From The Cupboard
Ana Siegert 8 years ago
Please don't use it. There are lots of pet deaths related to Bravecto. Google it!
#9
Wife Pranked Her Husband With A Coyote, Photoshopped Into Their Home
Niloufer Daruwalla 8 years ago
THIS ONE DEFINITELY WINS!! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING TILL THE END!! X'D
Bway_Gonnabe11 8 years ago
i love how he told her he loves her and how he cares so much about her
Rose Moondreamer 8 years ago
I laughed so hard at this! Actually, when I was 8 my dad did bring home a coyote pup and I grew up with her. She was awesome! But photoshop rules!
Tina Geane 8 years ago
I think it was great! Some people just talk that way, and obviously she's brought stray weird animals home before. First thought was worry
Alison Verity 8 years ago
She is legendary...see, I would have put him out of his misery about half way through. Not her. She is pro. So much funnier going that extra mile. Respect.
Angelle Webb 8 years ago
I love his stressed out animal planet joke, 'trust the crazy lady, she's an expert'
#10
My Sister's April Fools' Prank On Her Husband
Emma Tanglevine 8 years ago
lol....me and a friend put VERY LARGE womans undies on the front of a friends truck and wrote * Toronto 05 * on them......first person to see them and tell him?...his ex when he was dropping his son off....omg...was he ever mad at us! lmao
#11
Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
There is a picture of a man that she put in the air filters that probably scared the f***k out of the husband. It would scare me at first.
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#12
My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12 Am This Morning. I'm Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night
Sha-ne-ne 8 years ago
Apparently this practice causes not one, but three babies to come shooting out faster than the midwives can catch them!
#13
Once My Wife Said This, I Can't Un-See It
Charmaine Hall 8 years ago
I'm about to wet myself , this is the best thing I've seen on F.B. ever !!!😂😂😂
#14
My Wife Took This Picture And Has Been Sending It Out And Laughing About It For 3 Hours
#15
I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him
Tony Formica 8 years ago
funny and a bit creepy too but there is a back story as to the why this is
#16
My Hubby's Reaction When He Tasted That I Added Whiskey To His Coffee
#17
My Wife Got A New Halloween Decoration. I Nearly Shit When I Walked In The Bathroom
#18
Asked My Wife To Get More Magnets For The Fridge With No Restrictions On What Kind
#19
My Wife (A Geologist) Purchased This For Me For My Birthday
Gillian Black 8 years ago
way to go girl it was all trick, gee you men you are so quick to judge and gullable
adoracat 8 years ago
So is my husband. He can barely spell, and I have to check his business emails on a regular basis.
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Cathy Shift 8 years ago
no he is not english. he is clearly from north america.
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My Wife Made Me A Passive Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry
Kay Nelson 8 years ago
I HAVE to make this for the rest of my family. Im the ONLY clean one :p
Brandi Walker 8 years ago
Funny chart. Unfortunately you would starve since there isn't an actual option to get to eat!
#21
My Friend Made This For Her Husband
Pickles Driver 8 years ago
I showed his to my husband, he said " you wish I tolerated you" True love
#22
Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend
Reyna avila ramirez-arellano 3 years ago
@Art Palmer . what the f*****g fuckity f**k
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Anne Salazar 8 years ago
This is kind of aggressive actually. Not to mention the whole "r******d" thing. I was having fun reading all the posts just until now. :/
Anne Salazar 8 years ago
This is actually pretty aggressive, not to mention the whole "r******d" thing.... I was having fun reading all posts just until now :/
Helen Moraller 8 years ago
You lost me at the "R" word. Maybe try "Special" instead? Sorry-sensitive issue for me...
Master Markus 8 years ago
As someone with Autism, am I allowed to say that I am not bothered by calling people "r******d"? I mean, as a generic insult, sure, but ... a lot of the time it's accurate, and "special" sounds, y'know... good. Like "better than ordinary". Regardless, this whole note is a generic memey thing, so she's sort of a second-rate a*****e.
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Master Markus 8 years ago
I would say "wasn't even funny the first time", but otherwise I agree.
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#23
So My Wife Is Going Away For A Few Months. This Is How She Left Our Bed This Morning
jessieQ129 8 years ago
Am I the only weirdo that thought the pillow deserves matching bra and panties? 😂
#24
As Soon As She Saw It My Wife Took Them Out Of Her Bag And Left Them There
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
*Races home to have license plate changed to "IH8Muni" *.... now....we wait!
E Menendez 8 years ago
Funny story - I was very confused by your comment as Muni is what the public transit is called in SF. Being that the post was a CA plate, I thought it was in reference to the public transit in SF. And I spent an embarrassingly long time trying to figure out what you meant.
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#25
My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work
#26
My Wife, An Attorney, Wore Her Halloween Costume To Work Today
Tabea Campos 8 years ago
Anyone who knows what attorneys do all day long will have a deep respect for how she's shaking things up. 👏
#27
My Wife Bought Me Monogram Pajamas For Christmas
Sha-ne-ne 8 years ago
Is it a monogram or is it a warning to anyone who might share a bedroom with him?
#28
This Is What Happens When My Husband, Who Is Married To A Makeup Artist, Has The Nerve To Fall Asleep Early When I'm In Town
#29
My Wife Saw A Cockroach At Work, But Didn't Have The Means To 'Dispose' Of It
Jose Baeyens 8 years ago
Never crush a cockroach : I've heard they lay out all their eggs and these get spread all over the place that way.
#30
My Wife Said "Found Your Mom's Butt Plug"
ADHORTATOR 8 years ago
the kind of relation between wife and mother-in-law only married people can understand...
#31
My Wife's Yard Sale Signs For Tomorrow
#32
My Husband's Going To Love His Valentines Day Surprise
#33
My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home
Cahit Andaç 8 years ago
they probably have other sides, so there are 2 more greys than the goal
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#34
My Wife Packed Me Hard Boiled Eggs For Lunch
Φίλιππος Κωστόπουλος 8 years ago
His coworkers must have gone nuts when they saw that
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Tina Geane 8 years ago
Hahahahaha she's hysterical, he had to pull that out in front of co workers! Lol
#35
I Asked The Kind Lady At The Pet Shop For A Shed Tarantula Skin, To Put Amongst The Bananas To Scare My Husband
Timothy D. 8 years ago
the tarantula or the wife? they both seem like monsters to me
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Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
Wow, that is so awesome. Kinda stupid to use it for a stupid scare and get ruined. I want one.
Elaine Mejia 8 years ago
Oh man, I'd c**p myself. Then kill her when I realized she out it there. This s**t ain't funny.
#36
Came Downstairs And My Wife Gave Me These. Uh, Thanks Honey?
#37
My Wife Asked Me If I Wanted Half Her Twix. She Thinks This Is A Game
Janelle Horne 8 years ago
I'd take that half if my husband did the same. The crispy bit is my fave
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I Too Get Bored When My Husband Is Away
JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
I love that the dog has a pipe at the ready beside his plate! How classy! :)
Bridget Smith 8 years ago
For everyone asking who took the picture: Cameras have timers. You set the timer, pose, voila! A photo.
#39
My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife!
John L 8 years ago
There are two distinct message to take from this. The first one, "I'm horny", is fine, but I'll leave the second one to your imagination. :D
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 8 years ago
Why would she? If it doesn't bother her, what do you care? Or are you a frequent visitor to her bathroom?
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Christmas Shopping With The Family. My Wife Asked If The Baby Carrier Was Maybe Cutting Off My Son's Circulation
Rakesh Pandey 8 years ago
I actually thought what I shouldn't think. I mean, kinda big, aren't they?
Claire McDonald 8 years ago
I think it looks like the legs of a plush toy poking out. The kid is cuddling it against the dads chest.
Jeannette Rivera 8 years ago
Looks like they are at a Christmas store. They are probably 2 Christmas ball decorations....
Cveta Popovic Zujovic 8 years ago
They look like planets on the dad's shirt to me?
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#41
My Wife Woke Me Up To Tell Me I Needed To Fix The "Leak In The Bathtub"
#42
My Husband Told Me My Pregnant Belly Looked Like A Giant Boob. So I Put Makeup On It. He Was Right
Valery Juarez 8 years ago
did we ask? JK . im not sure and dont want to find out.
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#43
My Wife Says This Is The Only Benefit Of Being Pregnant
Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
I am fat. I have this 24/7. I also have a tray, so not really using it.
Valery Juarez 8 years ago
cool.not going to say same because ive never been pregnant so i couldn't have done that.
#44
My Husband Didn't Want A Birthday Cake
Brinna Rhys Bell 8 years ago
Who the heck voted this comment down? The pic is literally from the second season of the show Dexter! O_o
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Not What My Husband Had In Mind When I Told Him I Made A Sexy Dress
#46
Look What My Wife Did To The Pug
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
I know jpegs don't have sound, but I can practically hear this one saying "DURR!"
Jordan Chemerys 8 years ago
Now you see here boys, to keep nice teeth like mine, you gotta first smile like this.
#47
My Firefighter Husband Has To Spend Alternating Nights At The Station So I Got Him This Pillowcase To Keep Him Company
#48
My Wife Gave Me My Birthday Cake
Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
Oh God, trying to figure out what that meant for 2 minutes before I saw you comm.
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My Wife Thinks I'm Stupid Too
Sharon Brookman 8 years ago
I sewed appliqués in my exs clothes so he could match them like garanimals
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Drove With My Husband To A Job Interview. Found This In The Parking Lot. I Think He's Been Waiting Longer Than Me
Yasmin Piontek 8 years ago
You're still waiting for your mom to return, Sasori? :3
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#51
My Wife Made A New Phone Case
#52
I Was Complaining About My Recent Cold So My Wife Made Me A Cake To Help Me "Feel Better"
Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
Men are allowed to complain when it's worthy of complaint. If you sneezed a few times, that's called "Man Flu". Drink some tea and shush. :p
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Maureen Rouse 8 years ago
Yeah, baby! I would rather deal with a room full of screaming toddlers that put up with one day of Hubby being sick!
Amber Ice 8 years ago
That's an F... Otherwise true, doesn't look that good but probably is yummy ^^
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Husband "Forbade" Me To Touch Alduin. This Was My Response. Alduin Totally Loves Me More
Reginald Cuftbert 8 years ago
SHE DARES TO TOUCH ALDUIN THE SOUL EATER?! HER SOUL SHALL BE DEVOURED WITH THE HATE OF A THOUSAND DEVILS!
santi virasak 8 years ago
Uhh, this actually makes me kind of nervous. My sister did the same thing to spite me once and broke one of my nendoroids.
#54
My Wife Learned To Make Custom Stickers. This Is How I Found The Roomba Today
#55
Things I Send My Husband While At Work Because I Know He Will Appreciate It
Filip Bartoszek 8 years ago
haha, this was the first thing I had in my mind - but you already commented it :)
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#56
My Husband Says I'm "Being Immature" But I Found This While Gardening And Couldn't Resist
Danielle Sharpe 8 years ago
Birds and the bees talk... advanced edition. Sometimes little bees, the flower you dip into only looks like a flower.... it could however be something else.
#57
I Told My Husband That When He Gets Tired His Eyes Turn Into Eye Vaginas, He Didn't Believe Me So I Took A Pic And Rotated It
#58
My Wife Is Not A Morning Person But She Had A Big Project At Work Today And Wanted To Go In Early
Suzanne Martin 6 years ago
Omg the one constant poster on here reminds me of “ Debbie Downer” from SNL ! 🤣🤣 you know who it is !
Bridget Smith 8 years ago
He might have to wake up early for work. Or maybe he doesn't usually wake up that early, but is planning on getting up early in order to wake her up. (I have HUGE problems getting out of bed in the morning, so I can relate to her). Some guys are just immature and joke around. The boob shaking thing sounds like something my ex would've done, and most of the time would just really in a laugh & an eye roll from me. But NOT first thing in the morning when I am a grump! Anyway, everyone is different, that's all.
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My Wife And I Make Banners For Each Other On Birthdays. This Was What I Woke Up To This Morning. I Love This Woman
#60
My Wife Said This License Plate Made Her Think Of Me
#61
My Wife Told Her Co-Workers She's Pregnant
#62
Told My Wife " I Really Don't Want Anything Special For My Birthday" Kinda Glad She Didn't Listen.
Final score:
99points
#63
This Was The Card I Got My Husband For Our Anniversary. What Can I Say? I'm Sentimental
#64
My Wife Had A Little To Drink At Paint Night
#65
My Wife Has Made Mine And Our Children's Lunches For Over 7 Years Now, Yesterday I Moaned About The Sandwiches Being Too Bland. Today I Got This
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
Can you blame her for being mad at him for complaining when she's nice enough to make him lunch (a thing he should be capable of doing)
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#66
Wife Made Me A Pillow
Veerle Daelman 8 years ago
Looks at husband: 'I 'pick-a-shoe- when you're naked''? He's like no: I peek-at-you when you're naked. Me: o ye that makes more sense.
#67
I Love Pranking My Husband. So I Set Up The Storm Trooper In The Bathroom And He Nearly Crapped Himself When He Walked In There
Princess Jade 8 years ago
Why is everyone talking about the Storm Trooper when there's that epic shower curtain.. Awesome :D
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
As long as you don't have the droids he's looking for, you should be fine!
#68
My Wife Found Out My Office Is Closing Down
Outatime 8 years ago
Nope. Just target shooting probably You wouldn't hunt with this type of firearm
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He Was Trying To Argue With Me In The Car So I Whipped In This Spot And Said I Have Something To Tell You (i'm Not Actually But It Shut Him Up Quick)
Final score:
83points
#70
It Appears My Wife Personalized Our Keurig
#71
T-Shirt I Made For My Husband, Trevor
#72
Valentines Gift From My Wife
Les Izmore 8 years ago
Probably removed the ringer to see how long he'd push the button trying to make it ring
#73
My Wife Was Feeling Down In The Hospital. Then She Found This
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
This actually made me laugh hard enough to get some weird looks from some other people nearby!
#74
My Husband And I Took Our 5 Year Old To The Amusement Park For The First Time Today. I'm 9 Months Pregnant, This Was My Favorite Ride
Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
I honestly don't think men secretly wish they had a wife that was 9 months pregnant sitting on a bench.
Wendy J Shores 8 years ago
Is daddy trying to hurry things a long a little? Who takes a 9 month pregnant woman to an amusement park?
Evelyn Morgan 8 years ago
I know the feeling. Every little move is nauseating at this point. lol
#75
My Husband Was Dreading Turning 40 And I Wanted To Make Him Not Feel So Old. So I Had A Surprise Party For Him And This Is His Cake!
Final score:
49points
#76
"Just Hydra Things." I Read It Wrong, He Completed And Perfected It
Final score:
48points
Randomcthulu 8 years ago
Hydra is the bad guys from the Captain America universe, he put their logo on the bottle
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#77
My Husband Was "Too Tired" To Change The Babies Pooped Diaper While I Pumped...i Sent Him This Photo, He Didn't See It Until The Morning. Diaper Was There For About 1hour.
Final score:
41points
#78
She Sent Me This when I asked her "How Long The Short Pants Were?
Final score:
36points
#79
Husband Asked Me To Send Him A Sexy Pic
Final score:
34points
#80
Placed My Husband's Heavy Shoe On A Cockroach For Him To Find.
Final score:
34points
#81
Walked In The Bedroom The Other Day And My Wife Says "Look What I Made For You!"
therealpixie 8 years ago
It's one of those pin thingies that you put your face (usually) against so that your silhouette is shown on the reverse side. She did not use her face.
Violet Oliveira 8 years ago
maybe it's a baby bump? If it were boobies shouldn't there be 2 (preferably)?
Kim Mick 8 years ago
I guess you need to be generally appreciative of boobs to get this. I think this kind of gadget originally had blunt metal pins spaced much more closely than these orange sticks. They were so cool then and showed MUCH more detail! BTW, I don't think this photo made the best impression on me!
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blugeagua 8 years ago
Hey Bored Panda, what's up with the wording of the title? Why the hell do you guys make it seem like funny women are a "rarity"? There are just as many funny women in the world as there are funny men! There are ALREADY TONS of men who are married to funny women, so the whole "they secretly wish they were married to" most of them probably already are! If this was the other way around and the genders were switched would you write it like that as well?
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
I think you way overanalyzed the title tbh, but ok, go ahead and be offended...
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John Maher 8 years ago
Dunno why people get so upset over the 'funny women' tag...lighten up...The Coyote segment is priceless...:):)
Bridget Baker 8 years ago
I think it would be nice if the pop up ads didn't sabotage the articles Bc when you close them after you will inevitably stumble upon them, it takes you back to the beginning of the page or back to newsreel altogether. I'm not flipping through 10 pages or more to get to the last 2 pages of an article. Happens all the time, very disappointing.
Helping Panda 8 years ago
"that can only make their husbands love them more" Nope! But hey, good luck to you!
Helping Panda 8 years ago
On the other hand, knowing that there are women like this out there surely makes me appreciate my wife more!
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Sean McCart 4 years ago
Every time I see the coyote story I laugh just as hard as the first time I read it. KILLS ME!!!
Lucky Lambdin 8 years ago
This says that "all men" secretly wish they were married to women like those in the stories above - WRONG! I am very happily un-married & have absolutely no desire ever to get married. Be careful with them blanket statements.
Joe Matukonis 8 years ago
blugeagua is as perceptive as a cinder block. An across-the-board sense of humor in women is as rare as a 24 carat diamond. Line up a hundred dames and show them a Three Stooges short and try to catch one giggle or smile.
Joseph Gormley 8 years ago
This list starts to fall apart after #76. It was pretty good up until then though.
blugeagua 8 years ago
Hey Bored Panda, what's up with the wording of the title? Why the hell do you guys make it seem like funny women are a "rarity"? There are just as many funny women in the world as there are funny men! There are ALREADY TONS of men who are married to funny women, so the whole "they secretly wish they were married to" most of them probably already are! If this was the other way around and the genders were switched would you write it like that as well?
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
I think you way overanalyzed the title tbh, but ok, go ahead and be offended...
Load More Replies... John Maher 8 years ago
Dunno why people get so upset over the 'funny women' tag...lighten up...The Coyote segment is priceless...:):)
Bridget Baker 8 years ago
I think it would be nice if the pop up ads didn't sabotage the articles Bc when you close them after you will inevitably stumble upon them, it takes you back to the beginning of the page or back to newsreel altogether. I'm not flipping through 10 pages or more to get to the last 2 pages of an article. Happens all the time, very disappointing.
Helping Panda 8 years ago
"that can only make their husbands love them more" Nope! But hey, good luck to you!
Helping Panda 8 years ago
On the other hand, knowing that there are women like this out there surely makes me appreciate my wife more!
Load More Replies... Sean McCart 4 years ago
Every time I see the coyote story I laugh just as hard as the first time I read it. KILLS ME!!!
Lucky Lambdin 8 years ago
This says that "all men" secretly wish they were married to women like those in the stories above - WRONG! I am very happily un-married & have absolutely no desire ever to get married. Be careful with them blanket statements.
Joe Matukonis 8 years ago
blugeagua is as perceptive as a cinder block. An across-the-board sense of humor in women is as rare as a 24 carat diamond. Line up a hundred dames and show them a Three Stooges short and try to catch one giggle or smile.
Joseph Gormley 8 years ago
This list starts to fall apart after #76. It was pretty good up until then though.
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