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We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.
We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.
You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.
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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.
“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”
“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”
The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.
Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon.
What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.
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Rabbit Carrot 6 years ago
Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.
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Stephanie Blasyak 6 years ago
...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.
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Kirsten Kerkhof 6 years ago
I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...
Ceredwyn Ealanta 6 years ago
It's the one on the right, because that's where the surface I can chop veggies is so I can - it...it makes sense. IT MAKES SENSE. I'M NOT BORING -
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Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
Never thought about this before but not that I have, I must say, I prefer bottom right burner the most. Now I feel bad for rest.
Sill Marien 6 years ago
That not entirely wrong, but I have a least favorite one, other 3 I like just as much :D
Biljana Malesevic 6 years ago
Is it the closer one to the right? On second place farther one on the right. I never use left stovetops, God knows why.
Molly Porter 6 years ago
I'm 12 years old and I have a favorite stovetop burner! ...Is that a problem?!?
Teodora Vasile 1 year ago
My favorite one is the medium sized. And i actually apologized to it when i had to use the biggest one. I'm screwed!
Paul Green 3 years ago
My favourite one broke, and now I have a three burner stove because I can't afford to fix it.
Suzanne Harris 5 years ago
Bahahaha I said "you and the back left" and handed him my phone. He almost threw it back at me lol
Pamela Morrison 6 years ago
I have a glass stove top, all touch buttons and if I don't watch what I'm doing, I could actually switch on the front ones....I only use the rear burners, because I rent and it is a difficult surface to clean and scrape the hard burn c**p off them without scratching the surface....give me a regular stove top any day.
Louise Brigance 6 years ago
Doesn't everyone? I'd never share which one is my favorite...the others may object and burn my food.
Kelly Hartle 6 years ago
The only reason I don't is my husband banned me from the kitchen years ago, after he called me, asked what I had for supper, and I was having chery pie filling.
A Girl With A Dream 6 years ago
What if you’re a young teen and have a favorite lol? I know I’m mature but damn
Ruth Beaty 6 years ago
Left side front, right side, backup. And here I thought I was the only one who was that weird.
Donna Leske 6 years ago
Even though my current 4-burner stove only has one that works right now I am totally hep to the favorite burner creed. Me. Me. Me too.
deanna woods 6 years ago
I have a favorite stovetop burner, a favorite gas pump at my local gas station, and a favorite parking space at work.
Stephenie Stone 6 years ago
I’m waiting for the day they make a stovetop with all four burners exactly the same. 🤔
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Biljana Malesevic 6 years ago
And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.
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Aleksandra Kozłowska 6 years ago
Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you
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Isabella 6 years ago (edited)
Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.
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Hello it Smee 6 years ago
That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.
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Lenka Smetanová 6 years ago
loool, I laugh so hrd that my cat sleeping next to me woke up, growl at me and leave :D
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Katherine Boag 6 years ago
I mean switching your letters around isn't dangerous until you try to pronounce it and accidentally summon a demon...
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Mariana Schneider 6 years ago
I'm the opposite. I don't work out, sit at a desk all day, and I'd still happily sleep 10+ hours a night 7 days a week.
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Hello it Smee 6 years ago
Maybe if the service industry wasn't rigged against the wait staff. When most of their wages come from tips.
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kkathleen517 6 years ago
What is SMH? I keep coming across these in posts what the hell? It's like another language, man I'm not going to sit around for five mins trying to figure out what words start with smh just type that s**t out. Some Monkey Hype? Is that it? Someone Moo's Hello? Smoke Marijuana Hookahs? Yep, that must be the one. ( I totally sat around for five mins trying to figure it out) damn it!
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Aldhissla VargTimmen 6 years ago
This may seem like a bad bf but if my husband, who can not always say in words what he wants to say, went to google search for something that describes his feelings it wouldn't mean less to me. I think this is sweet :)
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Lorraine R 6 years ago
Actually this is brilliant -- finding out what's really in this stuff that you put on your skin all the time.
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Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
Well, you do have a hunter, a trapper and a fisher, so you're all set for Robinson's island.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
It came out in 1998, twenty-one years ago. For a cartoon that's super old.
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Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
Maybe not wear a dress with a personal space device attached to it, so other people can be in the picture and not stand on it?
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Niffler_13 6 years ago
I once got a message like that at 3am from a guy I hadn't talked to in almost 3 years.
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Emerald Joanna 6 years ago
I have NEVER heard a guy say "do you want to do your skincare routine in my bathroom?" If i am staying at a boys place you best believe half my make up wil end up smeared on the pillowcase and I will wake up looking like death...
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Ivy 6 years ago
I'm also really tired of these gendered posts from Bored Panda. The fact that women are funny is not news worthy or surprising because PEOPLE are funny. Enough with the "Women being funny" and "Dads being parents" posts.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 6 years ago (edited)
I’m with you, Ivy. I think we are seeing a surge in “posts” like this because: a) it requires very little to no research b) it’s going to bring in a lot of traffic and get people to post, debate, and complain c) it’s an easy post that can instantly be repurposed on other listicle websites. Frankly, I just find posts like this boring.
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Casey C 6 years ago
These are funny, but why does the gender of the person who posted them matter?
kranthi raj 3 years ago
Because men and women are different and they have different life experiences.
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Hans 6 years ago
"xzy Times [Gender] Shared Their Thoughts On Twitter And Made People Crack Up". Gender = Women: "Hey, great to see these posting!" Gender = Men: "Why mention it comes from men you patriachist sexist swine?" Whz not just say "funny tweets"?
Parmeisan 6 years ago
Interesting take, but the top two posts on this are saying exactly what you predicted would be said for men, and they have ~30 upvotes each. In actuality we are all tired of this gendered nonsense, non-TERF feminists included.
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Michelle Muirhead 6 years ago
I just like a laugh and don’t care if it women, men or children.
DANNY DIVITO 6 years ago
hey bored panda this was funny but maybe some more original content would be great, thanks!
kranthi raj 3 years ago
There is nothing wrong with saying " Funny tweets by women ". Men and women have different life experiences.
Tracy Kelly 5 years ago
Karen Kilgareth is one of the hosts of the podcast My Favorite Murder.
Ivy 6 years ago
I'm also really tired of these gendered posts from Bored Panda. The fact that women are funny is not news worthy or surprising because PEOPLE are funny. Enough with the "Women being funny" and "Dads being parents" posts.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 6 years ago (edited)
I’m with you, Ivy. I think we are seeing a surge in “posts” like this because: a) it requires very little to no research b) it’s going to bring in a lot of traffic and get people to post, debate, and complain c) it’s an easy post that can instantly be repurposed on other listicle websites. Frankly, I just find posts like this boring.
Load More Replies... Casey C 6 years ago
These are funny, but why does the gender of the person who posted them matter?
kranthi raj 3 years ago
Because men and women are different and they have different life experiences.
Load More Replies... Hans 6 years ago
"xzy Times [Gender] Shared Their Thoughts On Twitter And Made People Crack Up". Gender = Women: "Hey, great to see these posting!" Gender = Men: "Why mention it comes from men you patriachist sexist swine?" Whz not just say "funny tweets"?
Parmeisan 6 years ago
Interesting take, but the top two posts on this are saying exactly what you predicted would be said for men, and they have ~30 upvotes each. In actuality we are all tired of this gendered nonsense, non-TERF feminists included.
Load More Replies... Michelle Muirhead 6 years ago
I just like a laugh and don’t care if it women, men or children.
DANNY DIVITO 6 years ago
hey bored panda this was funny but maybe some more original content would be great, thanks!
kranthi raj 3 years ago
There is nothing wrong with saying " Funny tweets by women ". Men and women have different life experiences.
Tracy Kelly 5 years ago
Karen Kilgareth is one of the hosts of the podcast My Favorite Murder.
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