47 Tumblr Posts So Chaotic And Clever That They Prove The Platform Still Has The Weirdest Users Online

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Me, a Californian: wait, what?

This is accurate

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Found as an inscription on the grave of a dog, dated to ancient Rome: "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own hands fifteen years ago."

One guy would argue that the best flag is his face. All aliens say he has the best, most beautiful face on earth and the orange tan makes him look familiar to aliens, and they agree that the planet we come to should be named after him.

Grandma didn't have time to think if she was happy, sad or even cold/ hot. Self reflection is a luxury if having extra time.

My hand writing is chicken scratch as my mom calls it

I'm a Minnesotan. When I eventually write my roman á clef, I'll be sure to include a map of Minnesota with it.

I had that when I got a urinary tract infection in college. It was terrifying.

They also achieve this be reintroducing big hole-digging tortoises, which is a lot less labor intensive (for humans).

And what library offers beverages?

"Lawn" - many English-speaking countries. "National flag on lawn" - only one country, really.

I identify as one of the greatest footballers that has ever played the game. Don't make it so, though!

I would take umbrage with this, but I am also concerned about a wide swath of my countrypeople.

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I don't care what other people think about the book, I just want to know what it's about.

Would definately be bad if you worked in a Microbiology lab.🧫🦠🧫

So far i haven't had much luck with gambler's fallacy, but that just means it's almost guaranteed to work our next time!

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🎶Woo hoo, witchy woman See how high she flies Woo hoo, witchy woman She got the moon in her eye

Honestly, except for when I was dating (and then only for potential dates) I genuinely don't care what your gender or orientation is. I honestly have no need to know

I've never been on a date. I met my husband the way Odin intended, we (very) drunkenly made out in a night club, then met up hungover the next day to figure out if we were attracted to one another. I had no memory of what he looked like.

I think that's a true friend, noticing details like that, they care, maybe friends being pushed away 4 asking questions u don't want to answer is part of today's societal problems, everyone says they don't have anyone 2 talk to it that cares, yet when u do

I don't want to get married or have a wedding at all, but I absolutely LOVE me a good wedding dress. They're so pretty, I used to love watching Say Yes to the Dress and drawing dresses of my own. I want to go to try on wedding dresses someday even if I'm probably never going to get married myself (If I did, I'd wear one of those dress/suit combos, they're so cute. (Look up "luz's grom outfit" for a similar concept. Longer skirt, but something like that).

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Apparently it's just a funny font thing, allegedly says "goodbye 2023 👋 hello twenty twenty four" according to one AI chatbot which found it as a meme. Online tools can generate the pseudo-heiroglyphics but not back-translate, so you just need to know, it seems.

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I remember shortly after my dad's accident (tl;dr he fell off a ladder, catastrophic brain injury) I was working at a Wizards of the Coast store in the mall. I'd asked my co-workers never to prank me because I couldn't handle it emotionally. My friend Louise was also working there, and one day I went on lunch break while she was up a tall ladder dusting the statues around the ceiling. I was very nervous about her being up the ladder, for obvious reasons. I was in the food court eating when I got a page on my pager. It was the store's phone number followed by "911" - the signal that an emergency had happened at the store. I RAN the entire mall at top speed to get back to the store, absolutely convinced Louise had fallen off of the ladder. When I ran in the entrance to the store, I saw our manager, Jay, standing behind the desk and literally pointing and laughing at me. Louise was fine. Nothing had happened. He knew what had happened to my dad and had paged me as a prank.

I agree with third person, this is exactly how you cheat the Delphic Oracle.

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Clinical psychologist here. PLEASE do not take an online test to try to determine whether or not you might have autism. Please. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Take her to a library or a Barnes and Noble. Actually, that's a very cute idea. Spend the money you'd spend on movie tickets and snacks on a bookshop date and coffee. Book taste could be a very good way to get to know each other.

Came home one night after a couple of drinks, Seven Samurai with it's subtitles, started as I sat down. Wow, a truly great film.

Wait... You're not?

Fuuuuuuck.

I'd rather b fishing, deer season n the fall, I'm from the South common comments, there's a brad Paisley song, sure gonna miss her, I think is the name, sung very loudly at times by many

Ok, was this Dutch or just d bag moment?

Is this what ADHD is like ?

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"Signed, Eurydice".

I once heard that we all have three types of memory. (1) Those memories of events or instances that we remember which actually happened. (2) Those memories which were told to us by our parents, family and friends which, whilst we were too young or simply forgotten, did actually happen, and (3) Those memories which we truly believed happened but are only our imagination leading us to believe they were real.

The Vatican's security service is notably more efficient (and better dressed).

Nah,don't worry about it. There are far worse things to say without realising it......and no one will be laughing.

I totally relate to this because I was forced into getting my driver's license when I was 17 and hated driving until my mid thirties, but now I actually enjoy the process in spite of it still being a little stressful for me.

Window sill, ain't that a cat man?

So she'll go to jail for gathering feathers? Or they think u can only get feathers from plucking a bird? Some people r brimming w knowledge n then there r others

Don't read, "not so talented writers". Read Steven Erickson.

OP should pause and consider the vibes leeching out of the adolescent offspring us moms are sharing our atmosphere with. With a 15-year-old son, sometimes it feels as though I am drowning in testosterone and angst, rank sweat overlayed with excessive Irish Spring or Old Spice (thank goodness I banned Axe/Lynx from our premises), foolish bravado and insecurity in equal measure, with a soundtrack straight out of a Minecraft animation video. And the shoes, don't even ask about the aroma of the shoes! Adolescence is overwhelming for everyone in its orbit, not just the actual teen. If I seem to be oozing a little poison every now and then, I'm really just trying to clear a wee bit of mental and sensory space where I can breathe, think, exist, where I am me and not just mom.