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35 Texts From Food Delivery Workers That Might Make You Laugh
Food delivery workers are the saviors of our Friday nights at home. They bring us pizza and allow us the joy of indulging in our laziness along with it. Sometimes, however, they also add a little extra.
There's a Twitter account called "Suspicious DMs". It shares funny, weird, and even creepy messages that people receive from others, and (not) surprisingly, delivery workers are quite a popular category among both the senders and receivers.
From using ridiculous memes to announce their arrival, to obnoxiously hitting on a client... it's all there!
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Tabitha Mitchell 4 years ago
I’m a DoorDash driver, those are the numbers that it goes through, it’s really no one’s number.
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Analyn Lahr 4 years ago
When the crime rate in Gotham has dropped and Batman needs something to do.
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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago (edited)
THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID! (I fixed the typo, sorry!)
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Alexander Jacobs 4 years ago
isnt that... technically sexual harassment? (idfk im just wondering)
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David Martin 4 years ago
Always begin with "Hi lol", THEN proceed to offering to get your a** plowed. Rookie mistake
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Johnny Rodriguez 4 years ago
Me to my food : 'Hello' - My food after a few hours : 'Hello from the other side'..
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What do you think ?
Pungent Sauce 4 years ago
Why does DD seem to be the wild rogues of delivery drivers? “Maybe I bring it, maybe I don’t, ***k you, buddy” We got DD at work, order was all kinds of wrong, and the driver and the restaurant just pointed at each other, there was no resolution.
Thalia Lovering 4 years ago
We don't have this kind of service where I live but seeing how many drivers are crossing the line makes me think that I wouldn't use it anyway.
Hannah Young 4 years ago
This makes me so glad I have a car so I don't have to order through these weird services anymore
Bobbie Meyers 4 years ago
While I've been tempted, I don't need weird random people handling my food. Only order delivery from the restaurant, so pizza it is. Why are people using this when you have no idea if you'll even get your food at all?
Steve 4 years ago
Maybe the restaurant doesn't do their own deliveries. Maybe people don't care. Maybe people don't got much options on where they can order from.
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Pungent Sauce 4 years ago
Why does DD seem to be the wild rogues of delivery drivers? “Maybe I bring it, maybe I don’t, ***k you, buddy” We got DD at work, order was all kinds of wrong, and the driver and the restaurant just pointed at each other, there was no resolution.
Thalia Lovering 4 years ago
We don't have this kind of service where I live but seeing how many drivers are crossing the line makes me think that I wouldn't use it anyway.
Hannah Young 4 years ago
This makes me so glad I have a car so I don't have to order through these weird services anymore
Bobbie Meyers 4 years ago
While I've been tempted, I don't need weird random people handling my food. Only order delivery from the restaurant, so pizza it is. Why are people using this when you have no idea if you'll even get your food at all?
Steve 4 years ago
Maybe the restaurant doesn't do their own deliveries. Maybe people don't care. Maybe people don't got much options on where they can order from.
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