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In a world where fake news is a common occurrence, it is easy to dismiss someone’s opinion as silly and misinformed. After all, it is not that difficult to believe the misinformation that’s around us.

However, not everything that sounds completely made up actually is. There are some takes out there that might sound wild, but once you really think about it, there is no way to deny them.

If you don’t know what we’re talking about, scroll down below to see what we mean. There, you’ll find a list of the best recent posts taken from the Technically the Truth subreddit. And if that doesn’t satisfy your curiosity, check out our previous post about it.


#1

How To Defeat A Bear

How To Defeat A Bear

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Presumably posthumously" is that part that got me, haha.

Phobrek
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100/100 can fight a bear. Their 6% line doesn't say anything about winning

Bob Brooce
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly. The other 94% are ether stupid or made unfounded assumptions.

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geezeronthehill
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A juvenile black bear wandered through my yard a couple years back. I yelled at him and stomped my foot. He looked sort of apologetic and ran back into the woods. Must have thought I was his momma. Expect he's grown up, now. I won't try that again.

the harbinger of doom (she/he)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*munches popcorn* I know of at least 200 people at my HS that would totally think this.

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While fake news might seem like a very recent phenomenon, it has been a thing for years. The term usually refers to facts that were purposefully distorted to suit someone’s opinion. This is exactly what happened with one of the most common historical misconceptions: the assumption that Napoleon was short.

The truth is that he stood at 5 feet and 7 inches, which was actually taller than an average Frenchman back in the day. The reason he looked short might have been the fact that his other troops were even taller than that. So, when standing beside his personal guards, he might have looked shorter in comparison. 

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    #2

    Always Has Been True

    Always Has Been True

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    kazuha
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covering up yet ANOTHER hateful comment from David Patterson... He seems to be enjoying all the attention. Have a great day, everyone! ❤️

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you do when you announce that you're covering up a comment is make sure that everyone immediately goes and looks. You're only drawing more attention to it. Please just downvote and report. I've said this exact thing countless times now - not sure why people feel the need to "martyr" themselves.

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    Joe Russo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be clear, the entire country of Greece would like the Parthenon marbles back now. All of them. We have a very nice Acropolis Museum with empty spots just waiting. The British Museum previously told Greece, "Well...you don't have a world-class museum to house them in." We do now. The section with the stolen marbles in the British Museum is having problems with the roof leaking...

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree they should be returned... The British have been their custodians for long enough.

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    K.K.J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as sarcasm goes, David's comment is hilarious. As far as reality goes....that's how the crown sees it anyway. A sad reality, sure, but a "hateful comment"?!?!....hahahahahahaaaaaa

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I thought all the stuff in the museums were gifted, not looted. I was so naive.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we all believed that, or that the artifacts were (gasp) purchased. Ah, youth.

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    Red_panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my teachers this semester had an interesting thought. She said ancient artifacts are really just the trash of past generations. She was all about keeping nature pristine. It's hard for me to think about that because I also really love the natural world, and want to keep it as natural as possible. But I also really love history.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think old juice packets and "disposable" diapers will be displayed in future museums as great works of art and culture.

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    beja flor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. I hope the initiatives to return those to their respective countries continue

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    #3

    Looks Like It's Time To Chill

    Looks Like It's Time To Chill

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so true though?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you don't just have one huge goal. You breake it down to crumbs so that you don't hit a wall, just a staircase with? 👍

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want Netflix to stop being so f*****g judgemental. Yes, l want to keep watching. No need to ask every five hours.

    Mi So
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so called out! Netflix, why are you telling on me like that?

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, I've watched 6, and that ending was all, 'WTAF?!?!' so might as well finish. I can sleep when I'm dead!"

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that I can stop in the middle of an episode, or a chapter in a book, much better than if I get to the end...

    Cassidy Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entry level, wanna binge One Piece?

    Dr Robert Neville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American documentary makers on Netflix - do you want to watch an hour long documentary? Sure. What about if we add 5 hours of irrelevant material and break it into 6 episodes?

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they dont release them all at once.

    jade s
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think coz if its a movie there's no convenient time to pause and go do something or go to the loo or make a cup of tea... and I'd have to watch the whole thing that day. With a series binge there are natural breaks built in and if I want to I can stop 8 hours in and decide to finish it tomorrow.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, season 2 of Mo is back on Netflix. Oh, wait, it won't air until Aug 2024. Come August, I have to decide if I want to rewatch season 1 to refresh my memory or skip the series altogether.

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    Another thing that might have contributed to the misunderstanding is the fact that he was nicknamed Le Petit Caporal or The Little Corporal by French soldiers. However, this name was not related to his stature. They referred to him like that because they liked him and it was their way to express their fondness.

    Those two things, though, were enough for the British media who wanted to villainize him. They portrayed him like a child who’s hungry for the world, throwing tantrums all over the place when things don’t go his way. They painted him as entitled, short, and mean, while everywhere else he was feared and revered as a brilliant tactician.

    #4

    Ttt (If Your A Christian)

    Ttt (If Your A Christian)

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    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically it was the fruit of a tree…

    Kat Lyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you meant "specifically" since trees are actually plants.

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    Luis Monterroso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, God was the first drug maker and those new drug makers are just following God plan 🤔🤯

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical CINO reply. Twist the words around to fit your view of what's right and wrong.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody listened in the beginning, why should we listen now?

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    #5

    Actual Life Time Supply

    Actual Life Time Supply

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine what a person looks like after eating a dozen donuts a day for two years.

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think he/she would look like the most popular person at work.

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    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Original owner sacrificed his life to save yours. #realhero

    Ed Brancheau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure you want to spend the money fighting it but, legally, when a business is transferred or brought, the new owner assumes assets and liabilities. I have a business for which I bought a lifetime deal to that saves me thousands of dollars per year. New owner tried to get out of it, so hundreds of other people that bought the LTD sued and won.

    Catharina Geerts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still was a nice price, even if it was for just two years

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago

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    Give it a rest you greedy clown. One donut a day is too many.

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    #6

    *makes Noises*

    *makes Noises*

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, swear loudly & originally and you don't have to learn anybody's name? True that.

    Amanda Cruz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you really like them you start to make your own new sounds to call them

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HONK HONK? MEEOOW? Oh, Hi Poindexter.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: remember to start using "what noise should I make to get your attention" when meeting people.

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    The image of another important historical French figure, Marie Antoinette, has also been tainted by false claims. People have attributed the quote “let them eat cake” to her while there’s no real evidence that she ever said it. However, this misattribution supposedly isn’t as malicious or intentional. Instead, it all simply seems like a bad game of telephone.

    #7

    Best Plot Synopsis Of This Movie

    Best Plot Synopsis Of This Movie

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A true and sad story of two chicks fighting for the fancy shoes

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, those shoes were red. And sparkly. Some things are worth fighting for. 😂

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A group of spine-, heart- and brainless people on a murder spree, sounds like fun!

    Keira Pendragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically she didn't kill the first person she met - She never met them, and generally we don't charge people with murder when a tornado throws their parent's house at someone else. The rest though, that's fair.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Did Dorothy actually meet the witch who got crushed by the house? I don't think having her house land on and kill someone counts.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was in possession and piloting the house, case closed.

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    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to meet whoever wrote this. My tv guide never makes anything look this appealing.

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't kill the first one she meets, though. 1) she never met the first witch. 2) She didn't kill that witch, the house fell on her.

    Michael Danhauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well both killings were unintentional and the house was to blame for the 1st... She threw a bucket of water for the 2nd one which no one would think is fatal for the recipient... In court she'd get 1 count of manslaughter at worst... Probably get off totally on a self defense plea

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    #8

    How Do I Like Unsubscribe

    How Do I Like Unsubscribe

    prodbysyndrome Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the fact that some pay more than others and some earn a metric EFF TON more than others. In a subscription service everybody pays the same. A basic subscription to Comcast is about $25 a month. That is a lot more to me than a billionaire.

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's a subscription on a sliding scale. Don't be so nitpicky lol.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you get a free subscription in the US every year, you aren't taxed if you earn under $12,950 for a single filer.

    Superninjatiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually love taxes even though they are around 30% in my country, because thanks to them I get my medication that keeps me alive for free and all the things I need for keeping my diabetes type 1 under control, I have other diseases that needs medication daily and I never have to worry going into dept due to them or if I get hurt in any way and I do not have to worry about insurances and deductables. I can call an ambulance without having a risk of paying for it. The roads get fixed, school is free, poor people can get help, dental care is free up to the year you turn 24. And a ton more positive things. People have a tendency to complain about taxes in my country but never think about all that we are getting back thanks to them.

    Little Bi Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro this isn't even technically true, it is true

    Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really love this 😅 edit: the post, not taxes

    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    illegal immigration = pirate download/usage?

    Adam Jeff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that would be tax evasion. Immigration, legal or otherwise, is simply changing your service provider.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had a problem paying taxes. Thought it's a great idea that we all share the wealth. Right up until I found out that lower income people pay more taxes per income than wealthy people. Screw that. Self-employment, here I come.

    Chris Landrum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you should get a discount the longer you subscribe, for being loyal

    Manasvi Tupe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg this is true and those who dont, do they die? hmm

    Mental Liberals
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    2 years ago

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    raped over and over again by a corrupt government with NO say as to what they do with YOUR hard-earned money!!

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is paying the government so they can provide free education and free healthcare to those who need it comparable to being raped!?

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    #9

    Isn't It True Tho

    Isn't It True Tho

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    kesunyian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they really think the victorians couldn't have moved the pyramids if they wanted too? this is the generation that ate the mummies for dinner.. they had no limits

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure at least one englishman came up with a plan to move it block by block and build it near london

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    Lara Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are any other museums any different?

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't believe this vile slur. If we actually wanted the pyramids we could have collected them in installments...

    StPaul9
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleopatra's Needle was just too much.

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    Firstly, the original quote is not about cake—it’s about brioche. Sure, that’s sweet, enriched bread, but one has to reiterate that no one here is talking about a dessert layered with cream. 

    #10

    Wholesome Motorcycle Gang Buddies

    Wholesome Motorcycle Gang Buddies

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    NoBadDays
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lifelong sorority/fraternity

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived across the street from a biker club, and they were the nicest, most helpful people I've met. The international nonprofit, Bikers Against Child Abuse (BACA), supports and protects child abuse victims.

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Motorcycle clubs were started by WW2 combat veterans who craved companionship and structure to make their trauma less intolerable. Some of these clubs were, indeed, GAY and inspired the “leather scene.” The Satyrs is the oldest continuously operating motorcycle club in America and it’s a gay one. History is fascinating, isn’t it?

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad and his friends :) (not a gang duh just ride motorbikes together)

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if you are separated, they cheese-grate the tattoos off...

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most bikers are awesome. Their clubs do a lot of charity and volunteer work. They can truly be ride or die.

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    Paul Gerrard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a bunch of guys who like shiny leather clothes jewellery and sparkly shiny bikes. And hangout a lot. Few if any gals. It has a heavy homo appearance like the village people

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a few motorcycle clubs are gay, you’re not wrong. Perhaps that was one of them.

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    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also sell prohibited weapons/explosives and speed. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -going on adventures to prison together

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    #11

    This Is The Modern Jack Sparrow

    This Is The Modern Jack Sparrow

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    Mister E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a 'why is the rum gone'-pirate

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I need to do any PS work I just use GIMP. It's like Photoshop around 1998 so less dicking around and it's free.

    stupidMonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an "I'm not going to subscribe to 10 different streaming services" pirate

    me McG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an Iron Pyrite ... stuck between a rock and a semi-smooth place.

    #1 Candevil Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a "yk what ima just be a ghost now" pirate

    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I am the "I own a Chinese bootleg console with 6000 games" pirate. For Photoshop I am unfortunately too stupid and too scared of viruses.

    Susposter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a “free games!” pirate

    Northlander72
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But. you wouldn't download a car, right?

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    #12

    Does Not Surprise Me Either

    Does Not Surprise Me Either

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    C. Rut.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why am I here? What is my purpose in life?"

    Nenya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, you can really find everything on Amazon…

    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a fantastic big upvote for all these H2G2 references :D

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you find a bowl of petunias nearby?

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly whale, reversal of evolution takes time.

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so the people that found really did have a whale of a tail to tell

    Miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there a plant in a pot next to it?

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    Another thing is that variations of the quote have been around for years. It was first put in writing the way it is quoted now by Jean-Jacques Rousseau where he attributed it to “a great princess.” Marie Antoinette at the time was 9 years old, so the chances that he was talking about her are minimal.

    #13

    Her Brain Failed Her

    Her Brain Failed Her

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    TMoxraaaar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the sense of proprioception.

    Leigh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brain is the only organ that named itself.

    Nenya
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but then again… I mean, it must have begun in only one person’s brain back when, right? It just caught on, but really no different if my brains chooses to call my big toe Allan….

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    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How have I never thought about things this way?? Haha

    Falcon dimi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brain is also the only organ that choosed it´s name

    me McG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A question of preoccupation?

    rustythorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure their brain knows the names of the organs it gave them but they failed because their brain failed to follow the socially contractually obligated standardized terms for the organs

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    #14

    How Did You Get Into Star Wars?

    How Did You Get Into Star Wars?

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    me McG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and here all this time I thought he was forced.

    Java Addict
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Robert Englund and Mark were roommates at the time. Robert auditioned for Luke and was the one who convinced Mark to audition himself.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the original trilogy on TV and VHS time and again. When they returned to theatres, was I ever X-wing-cited!

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aged mother insisted that I take her to see it. She would watch anything Alec Guinness was in.

    Scott Wilkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greatest Joker ever. Oh, I said it.

    UndertaleLover (She/Her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, you're telling me he got into a movie by AUDITIONING?? Mind. Blown. /s

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will laugh, but Harrison Ford got the role as Han Solo by being the guy the people had their auditioning dialogue with

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    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get asked back Mark?

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, there was a flyer for 'Become A Rebel, Shoot Some Stormtroopers' in the latrine at the bar. No better way to get into a war than to shoot a soldier!"

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    #15

    Same Experience Here Bro

    Same Experience Here Bro

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No reaction? What was that screaming about then? 😂

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sudden cold and a smack on the hiney 😂

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    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I plan on going out of this world the same way I came in. Naked, screaming, and covered in blood. Jk

    rustythorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an odd question, roughly half the population sees a naked woman as soon as they start looking into a mirror without clothes

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the only moment you touch a women's vagina with both ears at the same time ........

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and I were both born by C-section, so no vagina touching in our family. :)

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was like meeting a celebrity oh woow i have seen all your movies and pictures

    Tim Gilbert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be that guy, but technically as a newborn your eyes wouldn't be focused, so you may or may not have seen a blurry shape at best.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking only as a man -- where can a fella get him a FIGLEAF?

    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a dumb question in general. Kids see their parents naked all the time.

    Felicity Hoblos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a valid question or a sick joke?

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    People think that the quote was purposefully attributed to Marie Antoinette by French revolutionaries that were giving their all to villainize the monarchy. After all, Rousseau’s writing inspired many of them. However, there’s no real evidence out there that they did it either—no trace of the fictitious Antoinette quote in revolutionaries’ papers or pamphlets. 

    #16

    Well He's Kinda Right

    Well He's Kinda Right

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    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda low-key stressing me out.

    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding! All I have to do now is forget to think about how to remember to breathe... Oh, for fu*k's sake!

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, for me is closer to 4 minutes. For some reason I can stay underwater a lot longer than anyone I know without any special tricks. As a kid I scared the s**t out of my parents when I learned to freedive. I knew someday I could use it to brag to a bunch of stranger 9who probably think I am making it up).

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy who used to get free drinks in bars by betting that he could hold his breath for 2 minutes. Most people can't go that long, but it's going to take a lot more than 2 minutes to die.

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    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have apnea, which is probably neurological because it happens when I'm awake and asleep. Several times an hour, I have to do breathing exercises to get things back under control. Explains why I've had migraine-level headaches my entire life.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an asthmatic, I can really imagine how difficult that must be for you. Here's hoping you can find some relief soon. I'm in my seventh decade of life, but trying a newly developed treatment and maybe they will find a way to help you too.

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some people, it’s 5 to 7 minutes, or more !

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also technically, you experience breathing and a heartbeat only 50% of the time. For the other 50% you are resting in between those events.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. And we're all just a few days away from dying of thirst. And a month or 6 from starving to death. Or, this is actually just plain stupid because there's normally nothing that will prevent you from breathing when you have to, and even if it takes 2 minutes until you breath again it's still well before you'd die if you didn't breath for some reason.

    Catherine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just brought so much awareness to my breathing that I momentarily forgot how to breathe and choked.

    Fynne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the guy who can hold his breath for 30 minutes

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    #17

    Wait A Min-

    Wait A Min-

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    Squishy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a moon isn't actually a planet, and it's the moon to our planet, does that still make us aliens to the moon? Or are we technically native to the moon considering it "belongs" to earth? Lol

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on how you want to think of it, in terms of if it "belongs" to the Earth. I wouldn't consider it "belonging" to the Earth, but more like a sibling relationship. They have an fundamental/structural connection, and are close (in this case physically, like a younger sibling following around an older), but they could separate at any point in the future. Although it is also possible they may eventually collide and merge. I'm not an astrophysicist and haven't studied it enough to be confident on the likelihood of future events between the two bodies. Either way, I'd still say no to being native, since no one actually stays there long enough to be considered living there, let alone living there long enough to be considered "native". If anything, we'd be an invasive species to the moon, imo. XP

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the earliest books about the Apollo program is called "The invasion of the Moon". I have a copy somewhere.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they discovered there is no oil on Moon so full scale invasion was halted.

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    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We invade only our-self with errant thought..... As an emissary of the Inter-Galactic-Peace-Initiative (👁GP👁), I am here to plead the term "alien" as a misnomer, we are all inhabitants of the same universe.

    Doug Mahan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neil A Armstrong...reverse Neil A and you have ALIEN!!!!

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if one considers the idea that the moon was formed when the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs launched all the debris that accreted into the moon, it IS earth, no?

    Brier Random
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually “invade” means “to enter forcefully as an enemy; go into with hostile intent”. So no.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were illegal aliens too, none of them had a visa.

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shame the moon isn't actually made of cheese. Must've been a massive disappointment when we got there and figured it out...

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    #18

    Worst Thing About Cigarettes

    Worst Thing About Cigarettes

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    revaoli
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    2 years ago

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    Skyler Longhurst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well because you stated you were hiding a comment, my natural curiosity went looking for it so.... more its like a reveal.

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    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also the taste of smoker's lung sucks like how well do you guys want your lungs. us cannibals are dying over here from this smoking epidemic.

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    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you are smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

    ---
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the fingers? This is like saying your arms smell if you don't wash yourself. It is true, but quite misleading

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago

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    You have to wait at least 20 years for the excess lung cancer from cigarettes to kick in. In the meantime there's smelly fingers, stained teeth, cough, emphysema, and social pariah.

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    Interestingly enough, the first time the quote was attributed to Marie Antoinette in writing was… to deny that she said it! And that was done 50 years after the revolution rippled through the country. So, it appears to be that this misunderstanding is just a rumor that’s traveled to us all the way from the 18th century. 

    #19

    That’s A Great Opportunity

    That’s A Great Opportunity

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My man have you seen the nature in Oregon and the bordering states? I'd accept in a heartbeat.

    Mocha the Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who lives in washington (puget sound area) i can confirm that everywhere around these few states is beautiful. mountains, beaches, rivers oh my!

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 125 an hour, whatever Oregon might be missing you could afford to have flown in.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lifelong Oregonian. What do you want? Ocean? Ski slopes? Nightlife? I know where it all is.

    Desiree Meredith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only... Everything. Beaches, mountains, desert, a (temperate ) RAIN FOREST. Oregon is beautiful.

    Keira Pendragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lived in the Eastern 2/3 of Oregon my whole life - all dead high desert. I've been trying to relocate to the other third my whole life. (I'd happily settle for the same general region of Washington instead.)

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    Leigh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Oregon. There's plenty here. I recommend seeing the waterfalls in the Columbia gorge. You can climb beacon rock and see mt Adam's, Rainer,Hood,St. Helen's too.

    Mila Preradović
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like she should've known all those things already if she cared...I live on the other end of the world and I know about all you've said. So sad that someone from US can ask such question...

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. What is the job and when can I start???

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oregon is my home. And yes, I would love to live in a tropical paradise, next to the pristine beach. Sometimes. The rest of the time, PNW is where it's at!

    Mila Preradović
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IS IN OREGON ARE YOU DUCKIN KIDDING ME. This: https://photos.com/featured/sunset-at-trillium-lake-with-mount-hood-david-gn-photography.html This is in Oregon.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oregon is awesome! It's practically its own ecosystem, it has a bit of everything. And people out here tend to be pretty chill with whatever you happen to be, as long as you're not actively trying to hurt them.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oregon coast is quite pretty. I live north on the Washington coast - also pretty.

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    #20

    Learning To Write My Resume

    Learning To Write My Resume

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    rustythorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    forgot to add "...and reduced operational costs by 85%" [replaced incandescent with LED]

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, language such as this example is, many time, the only thing that separates management from the workers who actually know how to and actually do get the work done.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once the "manager of [a multi-billion dollar company's] retail operations for [an entire county]", because there was only one store in that county.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a politician. A lot words that don't add up to much.

    Tina Girard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this my friends is also how you write your yearly evaluations

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With zero supervision and zero casualties, successfully performed the Dark to Light Maneuver of artificial lighting.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the punchline to, "How many job applicants does it take to change a lightbulb?"

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 word resume .... ChatGPT re-interpreter.

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    #21

    I Have Committed No Crimes!

    I Have Committed No Crimes!

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    Nina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to put it

    rustythorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i could see how one might consider it romantic, but i don't think the average person considers every walk they take to be romantic

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had two stalkers. Pretty sure neither of them stalked me on foot. Look up "sim swapping" If you start getting really strange texts from known numbers, that's sim swapping and someone is after you. When it happened to me, I asked for a phone number as far away as I could.

    kazuha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that sounds horrifying. I hope you're ok and safe now ❤️

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    Erin Pearse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT’S a noun, not a verb. Gerund, if you want to be picky …

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just selective walking.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best practice to give a heads-up to the Police🎶 in case there is a Sting🎵 happening near-by.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite what is says - "(v.)", stalking is not a verb. It's a participle. "Stalk" is the verb form.

    All in all, don’t believe everything that you read. Or hear, for that matter. Think about it and double-check it if you can. And if it still rings true after that, then maybe you can tweet about it.

    #22

    Success Is Available Even To Pinocchio

    Success Is Available Even To Pinocchio

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    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a paradox for you. Pinocchio says my nose is growing. Will this make his nose grow? Is he lying or telling the truth?

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or his face explodes because he created a paradox

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a paradox, just a lie. A paradox would be, "my nose is getting longer."

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    Kise Miarse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. But then when he told the truth, his nose *wouldn't* grow and everyone would think he was lying.

    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That time when Christine McVie sat on Pinocchio's nose and started singing "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies..."

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well lies can be revealed in other ways, e.g. by walking in on someone committing a deed that they deny happens

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Midnight, do you know why Cosmologistinterntobe isn’t active on here?

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would work. Because people would see his nose grow as he said this, and they would say he spoke the truth. Because come on man, did you ever see someone's nose grow?

    Ale Fab
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Fairy: "No, it grows when he lies." Pinocchio: "Fake News!" ... and here we are.

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    2 years ago

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    #23

    Therefore Not A Sin

    Therefore Not A Sin

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    BoredPossum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a sin whatever we call it.

    maka paka
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    2 years ago

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    that was kind of the point

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yoUr'E taKinG it oUt of ConText

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Adam and Eve were the only two people on Earth, and they had three sons, how did the human race increase? Incest. The bible might not be the best resource when it comes to guidance on sexual relations.

    Estelle Joseph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh.... it said that they had daughters because cain and abel, their sons, had sisters, sooooo

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    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We MUST sin! Otherwise, Jesus died for nothing...

    contre kems
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your profile pic is only one of my all time favorite pics of the internet. You, Sir, are a man of taste.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a church deacon tell me that the bible said jazz was the devil's music. Religious people are idiots.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does god define god?

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen! Love the logic!

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what is it when you have sex with someone who has ambiguous genitalia (ie. a bit of both sexes)? Or if you have sex and YOU have the ambiguous genitalia? These things never account for the edge cases...

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    #24

    I See No Lies Here, Just Facts

    I See No Lies Here, Just Facts

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure why David got so many downvotes (on this specific comment) since, unless I'm reading his comment wrong, he was trying to make a joke? It wasn't necessarily offensive or anything imo?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see David, I downvote. He needs to be gone at this point. He's well, well past 3 strikes.

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    RandomEpiBioPerson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the puns, but actually asking, what's wrong with bare arms at a funeral? I've never heard of this being an issue.

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is kinda unspoken...one shouldn't show bare arms on a funeral...

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago

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    That's "bear arms" not "bare arms". Though I don't know what the bear would have to say about it.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closed coffin conceal and carry.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Constutional amendment. Someone didnt spell check in those times. Bear arms....like furry. Imagine the ones who think they can lug weapons around incl Assault weapons they need for "protection" finding this change.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asian Fromage. Love it. Anytime someone points out what an a*s Nigel is, I fully appreciate it. Can't believe that POS survived a plane crash.

    GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain why there's so much outrage over comments made by Mr. Paterson? I don't understand what's so controversial or upsetting.

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    #25

    I Actually Didn't Notice At First

    I Actually Didn't Notice At First

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    BagelBoi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hello, you’ve reached the Department of Redundancy Department.”

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see it being a turn-on for the average grammar nazi tho, extra apostrophe's making them feel dirty.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all are making me brain hurt

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Department of Redundancy Department

    Catharina Geerts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omitting "for me" would still not make a correct, complete sentence. In this case, it's better to omit the word "personally"

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    #26

    Woah Dude

    Woah Dude

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    kazuha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this hits hard at 2:43 AM

    egg
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY SHOOT IM LITERALLY READING THIS AT EXACTLY 2:43

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I light my lighter… The lighter my lighter gets until it’s too light to light…

    Christina Gee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5:35am say what? My brain hurts 🤕

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That line makes me miss Mitch Hedberg a bit more.

    UndertaleLover (She/Her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this makes too much sense. I need to sit down for a minute

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    #27

    This Is Mildly Smart

    This Is Mildly Smart

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if my messing around is actually exactly what it sounds like, which happens to be messing around

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have ADHD and it takes at least 5 projects at the same time, but it works!

    Lesbian Thespian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what if I do neither and go on bored panda instead?

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Doesn;t work on either project and fails

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn’t work, I have a box full of projects, and I’m still not doing any :)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, Project B would always be taking a good nap. Project A would be waking up from that nap.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually what I do. I have like 12 different projects going on at any different time and I almost never force myself to work on something if I'm feeling a pull to a different one. Granted, I haven't finished anything yet but I'm SUPER close on two of them! A novel and a tabletop RPG. Like, ready-to-send-to-publishers-soon kind of close. Also, and this is VERY important, I allow myself to just veg whenever I feel like it. A night of Netflix? Sure. A monthlong obsession with a video game? Whatever. I used to feel guilty about that stuff but it only made my productivity go way lower, for nearly a decade, and it felt awful. Now I recognize that not being productive on your own time when you're not feeling it is a GOOD thing, it's self-care. And now I actually feel drawn to mess around on my various projects quite a lot.

    Frankie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this lol (yes I have adhd)

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    #28

    Nobody Knows Such A Person

    Nobody Knows Such A Person

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Appreciating" "and "attracted to" are two very different things.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm noticing more in this list than others that lot of people read things into something even when it's not there. Read RandomEpiBioPerson's comment for another example.

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    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care about the sweatpants, it's guys in wrangler jeans that get me...

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's (possibly) wrong though --- she doesn't know any such woman, but only as far as she knows! Unless she has asked every single woman she knows, and been answered negatively AND honestly, there may be one lurking in her set-of-known-women.

    Des
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to see the attractiveness of sweatpants, is that just me?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His point still stands - on top of his head.

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "grey" part probably isn't the important part. It's probably more of an additional descriptor for the purpose of trying to more likely get the person reading to think of the typically "grey sweatpants" people will wear, and guys might especially wear without underwear. If someone attractive with a decent sized penis is wearing them, you can often times get a decent view of it through the pants. They could also be specifying the grey ones, because some colors make it less noticable. I know my partner really likes seeing guys in gym shorts or sweat pants without them wearing underwear for the reason of getting to see their penis bounce when they walk. If it wasn't for my partner's comments about it, I wouldn't think of this being a thing either because I don't really pay attention to it. XD

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think sunshine was hit in the head with a big chunk of hail.

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    #29

    Well, Liquid Form Of Bread

    Well, Liquid Form Of Bread

    nefariousmonkey Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised this is here as a surprise. "Liquid bread" is an old expression.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there are new people who just learned that old expression just now.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my old professors told me that "Cheese is how you make milk immortal"

    Tony Lutheran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So…beer cheese soup is technically a cheese sandwich?

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some archaeologist who think beer was actually invented long before bread. So at least some of our ancestors had their priorities in order.

    Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. Things ferment in nature and the fermentation process of barley is way easier to accidentally stumble upon and work out how to make safe then all the steps that bread requires. Plus, if I recall my studies correctly, we've found evidence of brewing going further back than the evidence of bread making, though it's hard to gauge because most food and drink is hard to find in the archaeological record due to the insane amount of luck needed for the right conditions to preserve them. Studies on ancient mummies (the preserved body kind, not specifically Egyptian) have found domestication of crops going back before written records, and since barley is used in beer and bread, it's very difficult to know for sure when each were discovered

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    PFD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pivo je tekuty chleb as the Czech saying goes... Mind you, there's a theory that beer came first and bread was originally a way to preserve the ingredients for brewing, which would mean bread is solid beer.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's another difference. No one ever cuts the milk.

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    #30

    Well, She Did Ask For Pictures

    Well, She Did Ask For Pictures

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    Ramirez rachael
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the greatest dad joke ever

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful what you wish for :)

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly different meaning than usual for "Be careful what you ask for."

    #31

    Come To This Great Party I Have In Mind

    Come To This Great Party I Have In Mind

    rubyshawx Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the rate I'm going, I'll have to live forever to fill the first row.

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, why should I go to your funeral? You probably won't reciprocate later.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine will have no guests. Heck, I won't even be there, as the cats will have eaten me.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will give you a funeral, as well as you will be the provided food. How lovely.

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    egg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone want to go to my funeral???

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like for my memorial service (NOT funeral!) to take place at a beer bar or brewpub so my friends can all get pickled while telling stories about all the crazy s--t I've done. Yes, even the time I got so zozzled that I thought I was Voltron chasing Darth Vader.

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    Jeannie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you live longer than all of them. The older you get the fewer you have.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours." - Lawrence P. Berra, moral philosopher and catcher

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hit home as my husband just passed away November 12th. Everyone was amazed by how many people came to the viewing. It'll be interesting to see how many come to his memorial service and internment next week. You'd be surprised how many lives you touch and never realize it.

    Helen Bird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you live a really long life they all likely die before you...

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily true, funerals are not required.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend asbestos attire 4 those who plan to inturn.

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    #32

    Good Thing It Wasn’t 3

    Good Thing It Wasn’t 3

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nordrhein-Westfalen. Do they still count as two words when they are hyphenated? And why are those two compound words shortened to to NRW, three letters, and not four or two?

    Jacky Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from NRW too 🙃 I don't have an answer for your questions either 🙈😅

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    #33

    I Had To 3D Print This Just In Case!!

    I Had To 3D Print This Just In Case!!

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    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good example of how people use privately owned 3D printers.

    Skyler Longhurst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a private 3d printer owner I can confirm this comment as correct.

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    Tina Girard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH man, I hope my husband doesn't see this or I'll be getting one for my birthday

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well done. edit add: technically true in a very dad sort of way!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'll admit it. I love puns. But, but, THIS! It's a 3D pun.

    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    technically the just is part of the case

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    #34

    Yes They Aren't Dating Anymore

    Yes They Aren't Dating Anymore

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    lily jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of times I've seen this tweet on BP is insane

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I'd thought of this...

    Megan McDonald
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else think that looks like Meghan Markle? Isn't her first name Rachel? But she married a Trevor and a Harry, so idk

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike is going places

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate. The passion ends there, too.

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    #35

    Makes You Think About It

    Makes You Think About It

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the post point, but I thought Venom was great - saw both movies.

    #36

    At Least It's Not Made Out Of Sand

    At Least It's Not Made Out Of Sand

    thecrazythinker Report

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it was a fake conversation. Made up to score some internet points.

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    Heffalump
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the timestamps. How do you assemble that in < 1 minute?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Partner sends such txt request once a week or more, often with that typo. OP prepares joke photo for next time; it takes a week or two but it comes... and POUNCES! with the pun. Not that unthinkable, but more likely it's all photoshopped. Joke works either way.

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    Liz Siemens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks cool but man that's a boring standwich

    Kristin Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelled it wrong both times makes my cringe 😬

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4:53 ... arrives at door in his Whole Wheat Loafers.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wichcraft, sandwichcraft

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impressive balancing skills there.

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    #37

    It's True Love

    It's True Love

    AndrewTCollin Report

    kazuha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you put it that way, it sounds kind of romantic 🥰

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww that is super sweet when you look at it like that.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in french, a diss track is called a diss song... o_0 ????

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always sensed an air of homoeroticism in aggressive, macho guys. I could be wrong.

    #38

    Not A Sci-Fi

    Not A Sci-Fi

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well technically we still don't know.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible that microbial life exists on Mars. Something like Conan the Bacterium. After learning about tardigrades many years ago, I'll believe anything is possible in that realm.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only true since Marvin left and Matt Damon returned.

    Definitely a Human
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Mars is the only planet we know to be inhabited solely by robots, based on our current knowledge.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a garbage tip. We send things that dont always work and the ev eventually fails. Cant be serviced. Its like chinese ev manufacturing in many ways

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Implies being in the habit of defining robots as inhabiting conscious states of awareness. Does Mars "inhabit" Mars?

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    #39

    That's What The Gps Said

    That's What The Gps Said

    Alarmed_Jellyfish771 Report

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why i add "ish" to my times. ..... "Be there at 4:23-ish"

    PFD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love adding "ish" to falsely exact times.

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    Amalie Jaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More concerning is the fact that this person has 600 unread messages. (Top left)

    Kali T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 13, I made birthday party invitations that said 3:15-8:15 and my friends have literally never stopped teasing me about it 😂😂😂

    Catharina Geerts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even make it that specific when I go to my sister who lives at walking distance. Could be anything between 5 and 10 minutes :D

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like it came straight out of Alice In Wonderland? If you knew time as well as I do you wouldn't dream of wasting it!

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please confirm 4:23 as the time designation for the relative event. Please state space coordinates.

    rustythorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always host parties with a start time of 6:66 PM [7:06 PM]

    JenniB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I got out of this is the 600 in the top left corner of his phone screen, that is giving me anxiety!

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    #40

    Honestly, A Hero

    Honestly, A Hero

    KevH2_205 Report

    Mahayana
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if it wasn’t for my crippling anxiety, my therapist wouldn’t have a job either!

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s nice of you to think of others like that. Always thinking of others. Constantly, obsessively thinking of others.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all shoplifting ceased in a store, how would management know whether security was unnecessary or totally effective?

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'If I punch you in the face, it's just because I'm supporting the paramedics and keeping them in the job!'

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like those doucheb*gs who say littering is a way of keeping the cleaners' jobs. You could as well die so the undertaker can afford his new car...

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    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No posts from funeral homes please

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have said this to cops. Still true.

    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "To be fair!" -Letterkenny. Sorry I couldn't resist. 😬

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it weren't for people like her an entire career field wouldn't have needed to be created and nobody would have known the difference.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalistic plot point .... she Missus The Marx.

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    #41

    It's Meat With Electricity

    It's Meat With Electricity

    kyleplantemoji Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's mostly fat. No muscle tissue in there.

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's neither muscle nor fat, per se. It's neural tissue, which of course contains some lipids but also proteins, water, etc.

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    #42

    It Took Me 4 Hours To Figure It Out

    It Took Me 4 Hours To Figure It Out

    dudewithlaugh Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only problem with raising your children using sarcasm is that they grow up to be just as sarcastic as you, if not more so. Ask me how I know.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two meanings of "after" --- it usually means "later in time" (as the second speaker interpretes), but in the context of names/habits it means "similar to" (as the first speaker meant): "He's a savage, he takes after his dad" or "She's named Alexandra, after her uncle Alexander".

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    #43

    That Person Is Right

    That Person Is Right

    MichaelMauriceA Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big deal! I have never starred in a show rated under 99% on Rotten Tomatoes.

    #1 Candevil Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never sung a song that got less that one million plays

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was Orlando Bloom.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not on his own! Maybe you could photoshop a mixture of Depp and Bloom to Pascal.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Pedro. Don't care about the stats...it's PEDRO!!!

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, the worst movie I was in isn't on rotten tomato, but on IMDB it has 6 out of 10.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    há, I never starred in a show PERIOD!

    Kristin Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never starred in a show under 100% on Rotton Tomatoes

    FloC
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Don't tell me that Wonder Woman 1984 has scored higher than that !!!

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    #44

    Better Check The Meter

    Better Check The Meter

    EX342 Report

    Fynne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re also emitting real light

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when they're off! [Edit: Apparently I am not correct about this. See Marcellus II's reply to Keith.]

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So f*****g cool. It's such a mindblowing idea, I still can't fully wrap my brain around this. They also exist in 2 realities at the same time: they're a lamp within the video game but also sort of a lamp in real life, because that part of your screen lights your room a little bit more than the darker parts of the video game image. So you as a real human share that lamp with the characters in the game. Isn't that wild?

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be held by "dude with a sign".

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pixelates me with mirth.

    rustythorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless it is an e-paper display

    Daniel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same as racing an electric car in a game.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pixels are displayed by teeny tiny LEDs. Light emitting diodes, powered by...?

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    #45

    Can Confirm

    Can Confirm

    lwb_3102 Report

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate-ness is next to Godliness.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a matter of opinion.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have spoken.

    #46

    He'll Be The Most Awaited Teenager In The History

    He'll Be The Most Awaited Teenager In The History

    Sejiro_Hiko Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Burns said, "I want to live to be 100 because hardly anyone dies when he's over 100."

    Richard Willis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, less than a year if he's already 112. One more birthday.

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    #47

    The Office Is Smart

    The Office Is Smart

    davidpotatohead123 Report

    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time my friend laid down on the floor. I tried to tell her the bed was right there, and her response was "but the floor is closer to the ground."

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how fast is quick?

    #48

    Ketchup

    Ketchup

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, since the tomatoes are fruit, it makes ketchup a smoothie.

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A moot point, as since the 1981 Reagan administration decision, ketchup is officially defined as a vegetable (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable).

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ketchup is a bit more non-Newtonian.

    Miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ketchup is a jeam! Always was!

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now all I can think about is carbonated ketchup.

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like all these people in the replies forgot juice exists.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Reagan settled this way back when he said it was a vegetable.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, well he also said trickle-down economics would be good for the average citizen.

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    #49

    Crunchy Water

    Crunchy Water

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    lily jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else love love love water chestnuts... they crunch in the best way

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me! Keep bamboo shoots, give me beansprouts and water chestnuts.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And where's the (ahem) "water"melon??

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how I always say watermelon tastes - like crunchy water.

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    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be jicama. They look like that and are pretty watery.

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    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought the top right was jicama, a slightly sweet, mostly wet root vegetable.

    Mocha the Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BELL PEPPERS BELL PEPPERS BELL PEPPERS MMMMMM

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    #50

    Where Can I Find Them?

    Where Can I Find Them?

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    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just me whistling, casually loading dead batteries into a sock...

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be sure to sprinkle them with salt first

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    Emily Riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I labeled the container of dead watch batteries at my old job at a jewelry store "Waste of Time." It's literally the only good pun I've ever made.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they can still be useful like you can throw them at people, make a home alone trap, scam people, etc

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the holiday season rapidly approaching more parents should be interested in this offer.

    #51

    Who Among You Can Admit Mistakes Too?

    Who Among You Can Admit Mistakes Too?

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    Kristin Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually if you count germs as people…

    Nicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they're really tiny.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    It isn't a circle, either.

    Harah Suckerbee-Wankers
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're not liked, amusing, or clever - yet you keep commenting.

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    #52

    You Asked And It Delivered

    You Asked And It Delivered

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    Chocolate llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, chatgpt is not alive but grows its database and is probably run on servers that use air and water for cooling purposes. So it might even be the answer to the riddle...

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the answer? Mushrooms?

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro- why is everyone on here getting downvoted for asking non offensive questions?

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Cloud. It's not alive, grows in the air and needs evaporated water to grow

    Lesbian Thespian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh ooh i know i know it's a TREE 🤩

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trees are alive. We're not used to thinking of them that way because they don't think, but the word "alive" includes plant life. :)

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    Mister E
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    2 years ago

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    #53

    Oh No The Authorities Are Coming

    Oh No The Authorities Are Coming

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    Realistic Optimist
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always respect someone who is willing to mock billionaires directly. There's a certain risk to it when the target of mockery can buy a state.

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also love how upset some of them get. Oh no! Was someone not a completely deferential "yes" man to you? Poor baby.

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does this person think "the authorities" are going to do? Does he think they care?

    Nicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish he could buy a sense of humor.

    RandomPersonOnline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it’s the same person as the earlier one

    #54

    Well, You Did Use Phone

    Well, You Did Use Phone

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    PopscotchM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was playing on a MC server and i was just chilling with this stranger, i did them a few favours, and then i found a cat that looks like my IRL cat and then i was like "hey does anyone have fish so i can tame this cat" in chat and they were like "I have some" and came over and killed the cat. completely unprovoked. later they said that it was cos i had killed their cat on a different server one time and i am on that server but i didn't join it until after the time they said i had killed their cat? and even if i had been misremembering it i would never have killed a stranger's cat. and then when i was annoyed at them like "hey you killed my cat that's really rude" they were just like "oh but you hadn't tamed it yet so it wasn't your cat yet" but YES i was ABOUT TO you came over to HELP ME and i was already emotionally attached to the cat cos it looks like my IRL cat and i'm always looking for that cat so i can have her in-game. also that was six months ago now and i'm still bitter

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a palate cleanser after reading about this guy's aunt, here's a sillier answer to the original question. When I was young and in much better shape, I had a job on the 14th floor of an office building. I was then in the habit of taking stairs everywhere, but this office locked the door to the stairs on the main floor for security reasons, so every day I took the elevator to the 2nd floor and then onto the stairs. Well one day after I'd gotten off and the doors were already closing, this lady shouts out to me, "Why don't you take the stairs, LAZY?!" I was too shocked to respond for the half second it took for the doors to be closed and her to be gone forever. But I am fairly certain that she was only going to the 5th floor. Presumably she was sick of people going to the 2nd floor and decided to randomly take it out on me. But the most ironic part of it is that if she had EVER, even once, tried to take the stairs herself then she would know why so many people got off on the 2nd floor.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran out of space to say that this was *stops and counts* 22 years ago now and I still think about it often.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would have known in a few minutes when his mom showed up and told him, so ... ?

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    #55

    What The Guy Actually Has Is A Pet Coyote

    What The Guy Actually Has Is A Pet Coyote

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    Annymoose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fake and has been reposted for like a decade. People are blacklisted for adopting too much.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how many topics this gets posted under.

    Freelove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to downvote this one 😬😔

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