50 People Share Things That Are ‘Technically True’ And No One Can Argue With This Logic (New Posts)
In a world where fake news is a common occurrence, it is easy to dismiss someone’s opinion as silly and misinformed. After all, it is not that difficult to believe the misinformation that’s around us.
However, not everything that sounds completely made up actually is. There are some takes out there that might sound wild, but once you really think about it, there is no way to deny them.
If you don’t know what we’re talking about, scroll down below to see what we mean. There, you’ll find a list of the best recent posts taken from the Technically the Truth subreddit. And if that doesn’t satisfy your curiosity, check out our previous post about it.
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How To Defeat A Bear
100/100 can fight a bear. Their 6% line doesn't say anything about winning
Exactly. The other 94% are ether stupid or made unfounded assumptions.
Load More Replies...A juvenile black bear wandered through my yard a couple years back. I yelled at him and stomped my foot. He looked sort of apologetic and ran back into the woods. Must have thought I was his momma. Expect he's grown up, now. I won't try that again.
*munches popcorn* I know of at least 200 people at my HS that would totally think this.
While fake news might seem like a very recent phenomenon, it has been a thing for years. The term usually refers to facts that were purposefully distorted to suit someone’s opinion. This is exactly what happened with one of the most common historical misconceptions: the assumption that Napoleon was short.
The truth is that he stood at 5 feet and 7 inches, which was actually taller than an average Frenchman back in the day. The reason he looked short might have been the fact that his other troops were even taller than that. So, when standing beside his personal guards, he might have looked shorter in comparison.
Always Has Been True
Covering up yet ANOTHER hateful comment from David Patterson... He seems to be enjoying all the attention. Have a great day, everyone! ❤️
All you do when you announce that you're covering up a comment is make sure that everyone immediately goes and looks. You're only drawing more attention to it. Please just downvote and report. I've said this exact thing countless times now - not sure why people feel the need to "martyr" themselves.
Load More Replies...Just to be clear, the entire country of Greece would like the Parthenon marbles back now. All of them. We have a very nice Acropolis Museum with empty spots just waiting. The British Museum previously told Greece, "Well...you don't have a world-class museum to house them in." We do now. The section with the stolen marbles in the British Museum is having problems with the roof leaking...
Agree they should be returned... The British have been their custodians for long enough.
Load More Replies...When I was a kid, I thought all the stuff in the museums were gifted, not looted. I was so naive.
I think we all believed that, or that the artifacts were (gasp) purchased. Ah, youth.
Load More Replies...One of my teachers this semester had an interesting thought. She said ancient artifacts are really just the trash of past generations. She was all about keeping nature pristine. It's hard for me to think about that because I also really love the natural world, and want to keep it as natural as possible. But I also really love history.
I don't think old juice packets and "disposable" diapers will be displayed in future museums as great works of art and culture.
Load More Replies...Looks Like It's Time To Chill
That's why you don't just have one huge goal. You breake it down to crumbs so that you don't hit a wall, just a staircase with? 👍
Load More Replies...I want Netflix to stop being so f*****g judgemental. Yes, l want to keep watching. No need to ask every five hours.
"Well, I've watched 6, and that ending was all, 'WTAF?!?!' so might as well finish. I can sleep when I'm dead!"
I find that I can stop in the middle of an episode, or a chapter in a book, much better than if I get to the end...
American documentary makers on Netflix - do you want to watch an hour long documentary? Sure. What about if we add 5 hours of irrelevant material and break it into 6 episodes?
I think coz if its a movie there's no convenient time to pause and go do something or go to the loo or make a cup of tea... and I'd have to watch the whole thing that day. With a series binge there are natural breaks built in and if I want to I can stop 8 hours in and decide to finish it tomorrow.
Finally, season 2 of Mo is back on Netflix. Oh, wait, it won't air until Aug 2024. Come August, I have to decide if I want to rewatch season 1 to refresh my memory or skip the series altogether.
Another thing that might have contributed to the misunderstanding is the fact that he was nicknamed Le Petit Caporal or The Little Corporal by French soldiers. However, this name was not related to his stature. They referred to him like that because they liked him and it was their way to express their fondness.
Those two things, though, were enough for the British media who wanted to villainize him. They portrayed him like a child who’s hungry for the world, throwing tantrums all over the place when things don’t go his way. They painted him as entitled, short, and mean, while everywhere else he was feared and revered as a brilliant tactician.
Ttt (If Your A Christian)
I think you meant "specifically" since trees are actually plants.
Load More Replies...So, God was the first drug maker and those new drug makers are just following God plan 🤔🤯
Typical CINO reply. Twist the words around to fit your view of what's right and wrong.
Actual Life Time Supply
Imagine what a person looks like after eating a dozen donuts a day for two years.
I would think he/she would look like the most popular person at work.
Load More Replies...Not sure you want to spend the money fighting it but, legally, when a business is transferred or brought, the new owner assumes assets and liabilities. I have a business for which I bought a lifetime deal to that saves me thousands of dollars per year. New owner tried to get out of it, so hundreds of other people that bought the LTD sued and won.
*makes Noises*
And now you make Imaginary sounds in your head reading this.. 😏
Load More Replies...So, swear loudly & originally and you don't have to learn anybody's name? True that.
And if you really like them you start to make your own new sounds to call them
Note to self: remember to start using "what noise should I make to get your attention" when meeting people.
The image of another important historical French figure, Marie Antoinette, has also been tainted by false claims. People have attributed the quote “let them eat cake” to her while there’s no real evidence that she ever said it. However, this misattribution supposedly isn’t as malicious or intentional. Instead, it all simply seems like a bad game of telephone.
Best Plot Synopsis Of This Movie
To be fair, those shoes were red. And sparkly. Some things are worth fighting for. 😂
Load More Replies...A group of spine-, heart- and brainless people on a murder spree, sounds like fun!
Technically she didn't kill the first person she met - She never met them, and generally we don't charge people with murder when a tornado throws their parent's house at someone else. The rest though, that's fair.
Wait. Did Dorothy actually meet the witch who got crushed by the house? I don't think having her house land on and kill someone counts.
She was in possession and piloting the house, case closed.
Load More Replies...She didn't kill the first one she meets, though. 1) she never met the first witch. 2) She didn't kill that witch, the house fell on her.
Well both killings were unintentional and the house was to blame for the 1st... She threw a bucket of water for the 2nd one which no one would think is fatal for the recipient... In court she'd get 1 count of manslaughter at worst... Probably get off totally on a self defense plea
How Do I Like Unsubscribe
Except for the fact that some pay more than others and some earn a metric EFF TON more than others. In a subscription service everybody pays the same. A basic subscription to Comcast is about $25 a month. That is a lot more to me than a billionaire.
So it's a subscription on a sliding scale. Don't be so nitpicky lol.
Load More Replies...I actually love taxes even though they are around 30% in my country, because thanks to them I get my medication that keeps me alive for free and all the things I need for keeping my diabetes type 1 under control, I have other diseases that needs medication daily and I never have to worry going into dept due to them or if I get hurt in any way and I do not have to worry about insurances and deductables. I can call an ambulance without having a risk of paying for it. The roads get fixed, school is free, poor people can get help, dental care is free up to the year you turn 24. And a ton more positive things. People have a tendency to complain about taxes in my country but never think about all that we are getting back thanks to them.
I actually really love this 😅 edit: the post, not taxes
No, that would be tax evasion. Immigration, legal or otherwise, is simply changing your service provider.
Load More Replies...Never had a problem paying taxes. Thought it's a great idea that we all share the wealth. Right up until I found out that lower income people pay more taxes per income than wealthy people. Screw that. Self-employment, here I come.
But you should get a discount the longer you subscribe, for being loyal
How is paying the government so they can provide free education and free healthcare to those who need it comparable to being raped!?
Load More Replies...Isn't It True Tho
they really think the victorians couldn't have moved the pyramids if they wanted too? this is the generation that ate the mummies for dinner.. they had no limits
I'm sure at least one englishman came up with a plan to move it block by block and build it near london
Load More Replies...Firstly, the original quote is not about cake—it’s about brioche. Sure, that’s sweet, enriched bread, but one has to reiterate that no one here is talking about a dessert layered with cream.
Wholesome Motorcycle Gang Buddies
I lived across the street from a biker club, and they were the nicest, most helpful people I've met. The international nonprofit, Bikers Against Child Abuse (BACA), supports and protects child abuse victims.
Motorcycle clubs were started by WW2 combat veterans who craved companionship and structure to make their trauma less intolerable. Some of these clubs were, indeed, GAY and inspired the “leather scene.” The Satyrs is the oldest continuously operating motorcycle club in America and it’s a gay one. History is fascinating, isn’t it?
My dad and his friends :) (not a gang duh just ride motorbikes together)
Most bikers are awesome. Their clubs do a lot of charity and volunteer work. They can truly be ride or die.
Load More Replies...I see a bunch of guys who like shiny leather clothes jewellery and sparkly shiny bikes. And hangout a lot. Few if any gals. It has a heavy homo appearance like the village people
Quite a few motorcycle clubs are gay, you’re not wrong. Perhaps that was one of them.
Load More Replies...They also sell prohibited weapons/explosives and speed. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
This Is The Modern Jack Sparrow
I am an "I got a jar of dirt!" pirate
Load More Replies...If I need to do any PS work I just use GIMP. It's like Photoshop around 1998 so less dicking around and it's free.
I'm an "I'm not going to subscribe to 10 different streaming services" pirate
And I am the "I own a Chinese bootleg console with 6000 games" pirate. For Photoshop I am unfortunately too stupid and too scared of viruses.
Does Not Surprise Me Either
Another thing is that variations of the quote have been around for years. It was first put in writing the way it is quoted now by Jean-Jacques Rousseau where he attributed it to “a great princess.” Marie Antoinette at the time was 9 years old, so the chances that he was talking about her are minimal.
Her Brain Failed Her
Yeah, but then again… I mean, it must have begun in only one person’s brain back when, right? It just caught on, but really no different if my brains chooses to call my big toe Allan….
Load More Replies...sure their brain knows the names of the organs it gave them but they failed because their brain failed to follow the socially contractually obligated standardized terms for the organs
How Did You Get Into Star Wars?
Fun fact: Robert Englund and Mark were roommates at the time. Robert auditioned for Luke and was the one who convinced Mark to audition himself.
I watched the original trilogy on TV and VHS time and again. When they returned to theatres, was I ever X-wing-cited!
Load More Replies...My aged mother insisted that I take her to see it. She would watch anything Alec Guinness was in.
wait, you're telling me he got into a movie by AUDITIONING?? Mind. Blown. /s
You will laugh, but Harrison Ford got the role as Han Solo by being the guy the people had their auditioning dialogue with
Load More Replies..."Well, there was a flyer for 'Become A Rebel, Shoot Some Stormtroopers' in the latrine at the bar. No better way to get into a war than to shoot a soldier!"
Same Experience Here Bro
Sudden cold and a smack on the hiney 😂
Load More Replies...I plan on going out of this world the same way I came in. Naked, screaming, and covered in blood. Jk
what an odd question, roughly half the population sees a naked woman as soon as they start looking into a mirror without clothes
And the only moment you touch a women's vagina with both ears at the same time ........
My brother and I were both born by C-section, so no vagina touching in our family. :)
Load More Replies...it was like meeting a celebrity oh woow i have seen all your movies and pictures
Not to be that guy, but technically as a newborn your eyes wouldn't be focused, so you may or may not have seen a blurry shape at best.
What a dumb question in general. Kids see their parents naked all the time.
my question is.... WHY ARE YOU IN THIS GROUP
People think that the quote was purposefully attributed to Marie Antoinette by French revolutionaries that were giving their all to villainize the monarchy. After all, Rousseau’s writing inspired many of them. However, there’s no real evidence out there that they did it either—no trace of the fictitious Antoinette quote in revolutionaries’ papers or pamphlets.
Well He's Kinda Right
No kidding! All I have to do now is forget to think about how to remember to breathe... Oh, for fu*k's sake!
Load More Replies...Actually, for me is closer to 4 minutes. For some reason I can stay underwater a lot longer than anyone I know without any special tricks. As a kid I scared the s**t out of my parents when I learned to freedive. I knew someday I could use it to brag to a bunch of stranger 9who probably think I am making it up).
I know a guy who used to get free drinks in bars by betting that he could hold his breath for 2 minutes. Most people can't go that long, but it's going to take a lot more than 2 minutes to die.
Load More Replies...I have apnea, which is probably neurological because it happens when I'm awake and asleep. Several times an hour, I have to do breathing exercises to get things back under control. Explains why I've had migraine-level headaches my entire life.
As an asthmatic, I can really imagine how difficult that must be for you. Here's hoping you can find some relief soon. I'm in my seventh decade of life, but trying a newly developed treatment and maybe they will find a way to help you too.
Load More Replies...Also technically, you experience breathing and a heartbeat only 50% of the time. For the other 50% you are resting in between those events.
Right. And we're all just a few days away from dying of thirst. And a month or 6 from starving to death. Or, this is actually just plain stupid because there's normally nothing that will prevent you from breathing when you have to, and even if it takes 2 minutes until you breath again it's still well before you'd die if you didn't breath for some reason.
Wait A Min-
If a moon isn't actually a planet, and it's the moon to our planet, does that still make us aliens to the moon? Or are we technically native to the moon considering it "belongs" to earth? Lol
It depends on how you want to think of it, in terms of if it "belongs" to the Earth. I wouldn't consider it "belonging" to the Earth, but more like a sibling relationship. They have an fundamental/structural connection, and are close (in this case physically, like a younger sibling following around an older), but they could separate at any point in the future. Although it is also possible they may eventually collide and merge. I'm not an astrophysicist and haven't studied it enough to be confident on the likelihood of future events between the two bodies. Either way, I'd still say no to being native, since no one actually stays there long enough to be considered living there, let alone living there long enough to be considered "native". If anything, we'd be an invasive species to the moon, imo. XP
Load More Replies...One of the earliest books about the Apollo program is called "The invasion of the Moon". I have a copy somewhere.
And then they discovered there is no oil on Moon so full scale invasion was halted.
Load More Replies...Well, if one considers the idea that the moon was formed when the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs launched all the debris that accreted into the moon, it IS earth, no?
Actually “invade” means “to enter forcefully as an enemy; go into with hostile intent”. So no.
It's a shame the moon isn't actually made of cheese. Must've been a massive disappointment when we got there and figured it out...
Worst Thing About Cigarettes
Well because you stated you were hiding a comment, my natural curiosity went looking for it so.... more its like a reveal.
Load More Replies...also the taste of smoker's lung sucks like how well do you guys want your lungs. us cannibals are dying over here from this smoking epidemic.
Load More Replies..."If you are smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Interestingly enough, the first time the quote was attributed to Marie Antoinette in writing was… to deny that she said it! And that was done 50 years after the revolution rippled through the country. So, it appears to be that this misunderstanding is just a rumor that’s traveled to us all the way from the 18th century.
That’s A Great Opportunity
My man have you seen the nature in Oregon and the bordering states? I'd accept in a heartbeat.
as someone who lives in washington (puget sound area) i can confirm that everywhere around these few states is beautiful. mountains, beaches, rivers oh my!
Load More Replies...At 125 an hour, whatever Oregon might be missing you could afford to have flown in.
Lifelong Oregonian. What do you want? Ocean? Ski slopes? Nightlife? I know where it all is.
Only... Everything. Beaches, mountains, desert, a (temperate ) RAIN FOREST. Oregon is beautiful.
I've lived in the Eastern 2/3 of Oregon my whole life - all dead high desert. I've been trying to relocate to the other third my whole life. (I'd happily settle for the same general region of Washington instead.)
Load More Replies...I live in Oregon. There's plenty here. I recommend seeing the waterfalls in the Columbia gorge. You can climb beacon rock and see mt Adam's, Rainer,Hood,St. Helen's too.
Seems like she should've known all those things already if she cared...I live on the other end of the world and I know about all you've said. So sad that someone from US can ask such question...
Load More Replies...Oregon is my home. And yes, I would love to live in a tropical paradise, next to the pristine beach. Sometimes. The rest of the time, PNW is where it's at!
WHAT IS IN OREGON ARE YOU DUCKIN KIDDING ME. This: https://photos.com/featured/sunset-at-trillium-lake-with-mount-hood-david-gn-photography.html This is in Oregon.
Oregon is awesome! It's practically its own ecosystem, it has a bit of everything. And people out here tend to be pretty chill with whatever you happen to be, as long as you're not actively trying to hurt them.
Learning To Write My Resume
forgot to add "...and reduced operational costs by 85%" [replaced incandescent with LED]
I was once the "manager of [a multi-billion dollar company's] retail operations for [an entire county]", because there was only one store in that county.
With zero supervision and zero casualties, successfully performed the Dark to Light Maneuver of artificial lighting.
This is the punchline to, "How many job applicants does it take to change a lightbulb?"
I Have Committed No Crimes!
i could see how one might consider it romantic, but i don't think the average person considers every walk they take to be romantic
Had two stalkers. Pretty sure neither of them stalked me on foot. Look up "sim swapping" If you start getting really strange texts from known numbers, that's sim swapping and someone is after you. When it happened to me, I asked for a phone number as far away as I could.
Wow, that sounds horrifying. I hope you're ok and safe now ❤️
Load More Replies...Despite what is says - "(v.)", stalking is not a verb. It's a participle. "Stalk" is the verb form.
All in all, don’t believe everything that you read. Or hear, for that matter. Think about it and double-check it if you can. And if it still rings true after that, then maybe you can tweet about it.
Success Is Available Even To Pinocchio
Here's a paradox for you. Pinocchio says my nose is growing. Will this make his nose grow? Is he lying or telling the truth?
That's not a paradox, just a lie. A paradox would be, "my nose is getting longer."
Load More Replies...True. But then when he told the truth, his nose *wouldn't* grow and everyone would think he was lying.
That time when Christine McVie sat on Pinocchio's nose and started singing "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies..."
well lies can be revealed in other ways, e.g. by walking in on someone committing a deed that they deny happens
Hey Midnight, do you know why Cosmologistinterntobe isn’t active on here?
Load More Replies...This would work. Because people would see his nose grow as he said this, and they would say he spoke the truth. Because come on man, did you ever see someone's nose grow?
The Fairy: "No, it grows when he lies." Pinocchio: "Fake News!" ... and here we are.
Load More Replies...Therefore Not A Sin
If Adam and Eve were the only two people on Earth, and they had three sons, how did the human race increase? Incest. The bible might not be the best resource when it comes to guidance on sexual relations.
uh.... it said that they had daughters because cain and abel, their sons, had sisters, sooooo
Load More Replies...Your profile pic is only one of my all time favorite pics of the internet. You, Sir, are a man of taste.
Load More Replies...I had a church deacon tell me that the bible said jazz was the devil's music. Religious people are idiots.
So what is it when you have sex with someone who has ambiguous genitalia (ie. a bit of both sexes)? Or if you have sex and YOU have the ambiguous genitalia? These things never account for the edge cases...
I See No Lies Here, Just Facts
I'm not sure why David got so many downvotes (on this specific comment) since, unless I'm reading his comment wrong, he was trying to make a joke? It wasn't necessarily offensive or anything imo?
I see David, I downvote. He needs to be gone at this point. He's well, well past 3 strikes.
Load More Replies...I like the puns, but actually asking, what's wrong with bare arms at a funeral? I've never heard of this being an issue.
It is kinda unspoken...one shouldn't show bare arms on a funeral...
Load More Replies...Constutional amendment. Someone didnt spell check in those times. Bear arms....like furry. Imagine the ones who think they can lug weapons around incl Assault weapons they need for "protection" finding this change.
Asian Fromage. Love it. Anytime someone points out what an a*s Nigel is, I fully appreciate it. Can't believe that POS survived a plane crash.
I Actually Didn't Notice At First
I can see it being a turn-on for the average grammar nazi tho, extra apostrophe's making them feel dirty.
Omitting "for me" would still not make a correct, complete sentence. In this case, it's better to omit the word "personally"
Woah Dude
HOLY SHOOT IM LITERALLY READING THIS AT EXACTLY 2:43
Load More Replies...The more I light my lighter… The lighter my lighter gets until it’s too light to light…
Okay this makes too much sense. I need to sit down for a minute
This Is Mildly Smart
But what if my messing around is actually exactly what it sounds like, which happens to be messing around
I have ADHD and it takes at least 5 projects at the same time, but it works!
In my case it would be "hold my milkshake".
Load More Replies...doesn’t work, I have a box full of projects, and I’m still not doing any :)
For me, Project B would always be taking a good nap. Project A would be waking up from that nap.
This is actually what I do. I have like 12 different projects going on at any different time and I almost never force myself to work on something if I'm feeling a pull to a different one. Granted, I haven't finished anything yet but I'm SUPER close on two of them! A novel and a tabletop RPG. Like, ready-to-send-to-publishers-soon kind of close. Also, and this is VERY important, I allow myself to just veg whenever I feel like it. A night of Netflix? Sure. A monthlong obsession with a video game? Whatever. I used to feel guilty about that stuff but it only made my productivity go way lower, for nearly a decade, and it felt awful. Now I recognize that not being productive on your own time when you're not feeling it is a GOOD thing, it's self-care. And now I actually feel drawn to mess around on my various projects quite a lot.
Nobody Knows Such A Person
I'm noticing more in this list than others that lot of people read things into something even when it's not there. Read RandomEpiBioPerson's comment for another example.
Load More Replies...I don't care about the sweatpants, it's guys in wrangler jeans that get me...
She's (possibly) wrong though --- she doesn't know any such woman, but only as far as she knows! Unless she has asked every single woman she knows, and been answered negatively AND honestly, there may be one lurking in her set-of-known-women.
The "grey" part probably isn't the important part. It's probably more of an additional descriptor for the purpose of trying to more likely get the person reading to think of the typically "grey sweatpants" people will wear, and guys might especially wear without underwear. If someone attractive with a decent sized penis is wearing them, you can often times get a decent view of it through the pants. They could also be specifying the grey ones, because some colors make it less noticable. I know my partner really likes seeing guys in gym shorts or sweat pants without them wearing underwear for the reason of getting to see their penis bounce when they walk. If it wasn't for my partner's comments about it, I wouldn't think of this being a thing either because I don't really pay attention to it. XD
Load More Replies...Well, Liquid Form Of Bread
I'm surprised this is here as a surprise. "Liquid bread" is an old expression.
And there are new people who just learned that old expression just now.
Load More Replies...One of my old professors told me that "Cheese is how you make milk immortal"
There are some archaeologist who think beer was actually invented long before bread. So at least some of our ancestors had their priorities in order.
Makes sense. Things ferment in nature and the fermentation process of barley is way easier to accidentally stumble upon and work out how to make safe then all the steps that bread requires. Plus, if I recall my studies correctly, we've found evidence of brewing going further back than the evidence of bread making, though it's hard to gauge because most food and drink is hard to find in the archaeological record due to the insane amount of luck needed for the right conditions to preserve them. Studies on ancient mummies (the preserved body kind, not specifically Egyptian) have found domestication of crops going back before written records, and since barley is used in beer and bread, it's very difficult to know for sure when each were discovered
Load More Replies...Well, She Did Ask For Pictures
Slightly different meaning than usual for "Be careful what you ask for."
Come To This Great Party I Have In Mind
At the rate I'm going, I'll have to live forever to fill the first row.
Well, why should I go to your funeral? You probably won't reciprocate later.
Load More Replies...Mine will have no guests. Heck, I won't even be there, as the cats will have eaten me.
They will give you a funeral, as well as you will be the provided food. How lovely.
Load More Replies...I would like for my memorial service (NOT funeral!) to take place at a beer bar or brewpub so my friends can all get pickled while telling stories about all the crazy s--t I've done. Yes, even the time I got so zozzled that I thought I was Voltron chasing Darth Vader.
Load More Replies..."If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours." - Lawrence P. Berra, moral philosopher and catcher
This hit home as my husband just passed away November 12th. Everyone was amazed by how many people came to the viewing. It'll be interesting to see how many come to his memorial service and internment next week. You'd be surprised how many lives you touch and never realize it.
Good Thing It Wasn’t 3
Nordrhein-Westfalen. Do they still count as two words when they are hyphenated? And why are those two compound words shortened to to NRW, three letters, and not four or two?
I'm from NRW too 🙃 I don't have an answer for your questions either 🙈😅
Load More Replies...Washington, I think (idk, I'm not good at geography.)
Load More Replies...I Had To 3D Print This Just In Case!!
As a private 3d printer owner I can confirm this comment as correct.
Load More Replies...OH man, I hope my husband doesn't see this or I'll be getting one for my birthday
Yes They Aren't Dating Anymore
Does anyone else think that looks like Meghan Markle? Isn't her first name Rachel? But she married a Trevor and a Harry, so idk
Makes You Think About It
At Least It's Not Made Out Of Sand
Because it was a fake conversation. Made up to score some internet points.
Load More Replies...Partner sends such txt request once a week or more, often with that typo. OP prepares joke photo for next time; it takes a week or two but it comes... and POUNCES! with the pun. Not that unthinkable, but more likely it's all photoshopped. Joke works either way.
Load More Replies...It's True Love
I've always sensed an air of homoeroticism in aggressive, macho guys. I could be wrong.
Not A Sci-Fi
It's possible that microbial life exists on Mars. Something like Conan the Bacterium. After learning about tardigrades many years ago, I'll believe anything is possible in that realm.
No, Mars is the only planet we know to be inhabited solely by robots, based on our current knowledge.
Its a garbage tip. We send things that dont always work and the ev eventually fails. Cant be serviced. Its like chinese ev manufacturing in many ways
That's What The Gps Said
More concerning is the fact that this person has 600 unread messages. (Top left)
I can't even make it that specific when I go to my sister who lives at walking distance. Could be anything between 5 and 10 minutes :D
Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like it came straight out of Alice In Wonderland? If you knew time as well as I do you wouldn't dream of wasting it!
Honestly, A Hero
Well if it wasn’t for my crippling anxiety, my therapist wouldn’t have a job either!
It’s nice of you to think of others like that. Always thinking of others. Constantly, obsessively thinking of others.
Load More Replies...If all shoplifting ceased in a store, how would management know whether security was unnecessary or totally effective?
'If I punch you in the face, it's just because I'm supporting the paramedics and keeping them in the job!'
It's like those doucheb*gs who say littering is a way of keeping the cleaners' jobs. You could as well die so the undertaker can afford his new car...
Load More Replies..."To be fair!" -Letterkenny. Sorry I couldn't resist. 😬
It's Meat With Electricity
It's neither muscle nor fat, per se. It's neural tissue, which of course contains some lipids but also proteins, water, etc.
Load More Replies...It Took Me 4 Hours To Figure It Out
Two meanings of "after" --- it usually means "later in time" (as the second speaker interpretes), but in the context of names/habits it means "similar to" (as the first speaker meant): "He's a savage, he takes after his dad" or "She's named Alexandra, after her uncle Alexander".
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Big deal! I have never starred in a show rated under 99% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Not on his own! Maybe you could photoshop a mixture of Depp and Bloom to Pascal.
Load More Replies...Upvote for Pedro. Don't care about the stats...it's PEDRO!!!
Hmm, the worst movie I was in isn't on rotten tomato, but on IMDB it has 6 out of 10.
Better Check The Meter
So f*****g cool. It's such a mindblowing idea, I still can't fully wrap my brain around this. They also exist in 2 realities at the same time: they're a lamp within the video game but also sort of a lamp in real life, because that part of your screen lights your room a little bit more than the darker parts of the video game image. So you as a real human share that lamp with the characters in the game. Isn't that wild?
The pixels are displayed by teeny tiny LEDs. Light emitting diodes, powered by...?
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He'll Be The Most Awaited Teenager In The History
Technically, less than a year if he's already 112. One more birthday.
The Office Is Smart
Ketchup
Actually, since the tomatoes are fruit, it makes ketchup a smoothie.
A moot point, as since the 1981 Reagan administration decision, ketchup is officially defined as a vegetable (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable).
I thought Reagan settled this way back when he said it was a vegetable.
Yes, well he also said trickle-down economics would be good for the average citizen.
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Does anyone else love love love water chestnuts... they crunch in the best way
Me! Keep bamboo shoots, give me beansprouts and water chestnuts.
Load More Replies...That's exactly how I always say watermelon tastes - like crunchy water.
Load More Replies...It could be jicama. They look like that and are pretty watery.
Load More Replies...Thought the top right was jicama, a slightly sweet, mostly wet root vegetable.
Where Can I Find Them?
I labeled the container of dead watch batteries at my old job at a jewelry store "Waste of Time." It's literally the only good pun I've ever made.
they can still be useful like you can throw them at people, make a home alone trap, scam people, etc
the irony of "dead batteries, free of charge"...
With the holiday season rapidly approaching more parents should be interested in this offer.
Who Among You Can Admit Mistakes Too?
And you're not liked, amusing, or clever - yet you keep commenting.
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Well, chatgpt is not alive but grows its database and is probably run on servers that use air and water for cooling purposes. So it might even be the answer to the riddle...
Bro- why is everyone on here getting downvoted for asking non offensive questions?
Load More Replies...A Cloud. It's not alive, grows in the air and needs evaporated water to grow
Trees are alive. We're not used to thinking of them that way because they don't think, but the word "alive" includes plant life. :)
Load More Replies...Oh No The Authorities Are Coming
I always respect someone who is willing to mock billionaires directly. There's a certain risk to it when the target of mockery can buy a state.
I also love how upset some of them get. Oh no! Was someone not a completely deferential "yes" man to you? Poor baby.
Load More Replies...What does this person think "the authorities" are going to do? Does he think they care?
Well, You Did Use Phone
i was playing on a MC server and i was just chilling with this stranger, i did them a few favours, and then i found a cat that looks like my IRL cat and then i was like "hey does anyone have fish so i can tame this cat" in chat and they were like "I have some" and came over and killed the cat. completely unprovoked. later they said that it was cos i had killed their cat on a different server one time and i am on that server but i didn't join it until after the time they said i had killed their cat? and even if i had been misremembering it i would never have killed a stranger's cat. and then when i was annoyed at them like "hey you killed my cat that's really rude" they were just like "oh but you hadn't tamed it yet so it wasn't your cat yet" but YES i was ABOUT TO you came over to HELP ME and i was already emotionally attached to the cat cos it looks like my IRL cat and i'm always looking for that cat so i can have her in-game. also that was six months ago now and i'm still bitter
As a palate cleanser after reading about this guy's aunt, here's a sillier answer to the original question. When I was young and in much better shape, I had a job on the 14th floor of an office building. I was then in the habit of taking stairs everywhere, but this office locked the door to the stairs on the main floor for security reasons, so every day I took the elevator to the 2nd floor and then onto the stairs. Well one day after I'd gotten off and the doors were already closing, this lady shouts out to me, "Why don't you take the stairs, LAZY?!" I was too shocked to respond for the half second it took for the doors to be closed and her to be gone forever. But I am fairly certain that she was only going to the 5th floor. Presumably she was sick of people going to the 2nd floor and decided to randomly take it out on me. But the most ironic part of it is that if she had EVER, even once, tried to take the stairs herself then she would know why so many people got off on the 2nd floor.
I ran out of space to say that this was *stops and counts* 22 years ago now and I still think about it often.
Load More Replies...He would have known in a few minutes when his mom showed up and told him, so ... ?
What The Guy Actually Has Is A Pet Coyote
It's fake and has been reposted for like a decade. People are blacklisted for adopting too much.
Load More Replies......and cats are living creatures who can experience pain
Load More Replies...Pokémon is about a 10 year old boy who receives a pet rat for his birthday, who then has to leave home to pick fights with strangers.
And that's just terrible. You can't have just one pet rat! They need the company of other rats! Good thing there are plenty lurking in the long grass on Route One.
Load More Replies...Pokémon is about a 10 year old boy who receives a pet rat for his birthday, who then has to leave home to pick fights with strangers.
And that's just terrible. You can't have just one pet rat! They need the company of other rats! Good thing there are plenty lurking in the long grass on Route One.
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