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In this picture-perfect Instagram world, I'm showing everyone that mom life isn't as glamorous as we sometimes see in those tiny squares.

Using my Instagram account to show us the good, the bad, and the hilarious everyday problems, when it comes to raising kids. Some days are just about survival and coffee... lots and lots of coffee.

Here are a few of my oh so funny letter board quotes from a photo series to help get you through your day filled with little kids.

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#1

Cinderella Had Her Mice And Snow White Had An Entire Forest. What Am I Missing Here?!

Cinderella Had Her Mice And Snow White Had An Entire Forest. What Am I Missing Here?!

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Ben S.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been down on the floor with my kid...and it sure wasn't as clean as the floor in this picture...Guess she figured out how to train those animals!

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I Don't Understand Where All This Laundry Keeps Coming From... Especially Since My Toddler Refuses To Wear Clothes Half The Time

I Don't Understand Where All This Laundry Keeps Coming From... Especially Since My Toddler Refuses To Wear Clothes Half The Time

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Julie Lynn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have one husband and I swear, he must have 6 pairs of feet. I swear, his socks invite all the neighborhood socks over for a foot party and they never go home! I don't even know half these people! ;D! know what you mean. It's amazing!!

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#4

Coffee Please!!! Hmmm, I'm Starting To See A Common Theme In These Posts

Coffee Please!!! Hmmm, I'm Starting To See A Common Theme In These Posts

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Oh Beautiful Bed, How This Mama Misses You So

Oh Beautiful Bed, How This Mama Misses You So

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So So Selfish. I Think Meals Were Even Eaten When They Were Hot

So So Selfish. I Think Meals Were Even Eaten When They Were Hot

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Before kids I was so selfish I changed my clothes every time somebody vomited on them."

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Don't Even Joke About A Mama's Coffee

Don't Even Joke About A Mama's Coffee

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#9

Always Figurative... Because No One Likes An Arrest Warrant!

Always Figurative... Because No One Likes An Arrest Warrant!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

be the kind of woman that when you step foot out of bed in the morning the devil says 'ah c**p, she's up'

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Anyone Else Go To Mommy And Me Classes Looking For Someone, Anyone Over The Age Of 3 To Talk To?

Anyone Else Go To Mommy And Me Classes Looking For Someone, Anyone Over The Age Of 3 To Talk To?

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#11

I Have A Theory That Every Time You Have A Child The Hospital Should Send You Home With One Of Those Minions From Despicable Me

I Have A Theory That Every Time You Have A Child The Hospital Should Send You Home With One Of Those Minions From Despicable Me

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A Tiny Human Who Created Absolute Destruction On Your Living Room This Morning, Already Looks Up At You Thinking Your Perfectly Awesome Just The Way You Are

A Tiny Human Who Created Absolute Destruction On Your Living Room This Morning, Already Looks Up At You Thinking Your Perfectly Awesome Just The Way You Are

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#13

I Would Say This Is The Perfect Drinking Partner

I Would Say This Is The Perfect Drinking Partner

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#14

Some Mornings You Just Gotta Shake That Bootay!

Some Mornings You Just Gotta Shake That Bootay!

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#15

Gourmet Now Means Anything Other Than Goldfish Crackers And Crayon Bits

Gourmet Now Means Anything Other Than Goldfish Crackers And Crayon Bits

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Daniel Sipes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if this should be classified as a talent or a potential health hazard...

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I Once Read Marta Stewart Only Sleeps 5 Hours A Night. I Gotta Say I'm Pretty Jeleous Because She Probably Gets Five Glouriously Uninterrupted Hours In A Row

I Once Read Marta Stewart Only Sleeps 5 Hours A Night. I Gotta Say I'm Pretty Jeleous Because She Probably Gets Five Glouriously Uninterrupted Hours In A Row

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Yesterday Was Blanket Forts And Coloring Books. Today Is A Big Old Scramble Of Lego, Dinosaurs, And Maybe A Bit Of Paw Patrol

Yesterday Was Blanket Forts And Coloring Books. Today Is A Big Old Scramble Of Lego, Dinosaurs, And Maybe A Bit Of Paw Patrol

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I've Heard Rumours That This Is The Weekend. It's Still Diapers, Feed Me, Paw Patrol, Repeat Over Here

I've Heard Rumours That This Is The Weekend. It's Still Diapers, Feed Me, Paw Patrol, Repeat Over Here

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Anyone Else Still Rocking A Santa Or Two In Their House?

Anyone Else Still Rocking A Santa Or Two In Their House?

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stellermatt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if it's still up at the end of January you have to keep it up all year... it's like the law or something?

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#20

Morning, Mamas!

Morning, Mamas!

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