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A solid structure, a memorable chorus, a catchy title. Tons of elements add up to the recipe for a great song, but lyrics are the one that usually get the most attention. As we know, great song lyrics can make an artist’s career — just take a look at Ed Sheeran, Adele, and other songwriters who have won countless awards for their albums. Does this mean that singers must pen deep and meaningful lyrics all the time to make a hit song? Nope, not really.

You know when a song gets stuck in your head, and you find yourself humming it non-stop and maybe even dancing to it? That’s what we’re talking about! So many tracks released over the years have delivered funny, catchy, or memorable lyrics without driving their audience to tears.

Today we’re celebrating the famous song lyrics we just can’t get enough of, whether they’re fun, captivating, or just plain clever. From hit songs to oldies, here are some of the catchiest lyrics ever written!

#1

Morning mood: existential crisis edition

"And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, And I take a deep breath and I get real high, And I scream from the top of my lungs “What’s going on?” - "What's up?" by 4 Non Blondes

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Regal Kitten
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My morning routine- which is why the neighbors don't like me very much

Naija Skits
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But this is similar to www.stig.com.ng they have posted it before

Unnamed Hooman
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like to say “And I scream at the top of my lungs: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Nikita
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upon each morn's awakening, I venture forth and traverse yonder threshold, A profound inhalation I indulge, ascending to lofty heights untold, From the depths of my vocal cords, a resonant outcry doth emanate, "Pray tell, what is the nature of this phenomenon?" - Thus doth my query reverberate.

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    #2

    This Instant Throwback Hit

    "I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha." - "Wannabe" by Spice Girls

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    Nikita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allow me to elucidate my desires, with utmost clarity do I bespeak, Pray elucidate your yearnings as well, that our intentions might truly meet, An earnest proclamation of my aspirations, I must fervently iterate, To zigazig ha, an inclination I possess, to an extent that is truly great.

    Henry White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what i really really want is for them to get rid of this song

    #3

    Mood: Forever Floating

    Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? - "Firework" by Katy Perry

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    Nikita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you, perchance, experience sensations akin to a receptacle fashioned from plastic, as if one were afloat upon the breeze? - An excerpt from the song "Firework" composed by Katy Perry.

    Henry White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes i do feel like a plastic bag

    Jade Trosper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt understood for the first time

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    #4

    Caught Between Piña Coladas and Champagne Dreams

    "Yes, I like piña coladas, And gettin' caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne." - "Escape" by Rupert Holmes

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    Nikita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, I hold an affinity for piña coladas, those tropical concoctions, As well as the prospect of precipitation ensnaring me in its aqueous dance, Healthful fare scarcely captures my inclination, Champagne, however, finds its place within my predilections.

    Nikita
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Indeed, I do hold an affinity for piña coladas, And being ensnared amidst a downpour's domain. I harbor minimal inclination towards nourishment of a wholesome nature, But I do foster an appreciation for the effervescent delight of champagne." - Extract from "Escape," composed by Rupert Holmes

    Lizzie Conkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This song came on during intermission at a rock concert this summer and everyone was singing it

    L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the lyrics to this song disturbing. Unless it is an agreed to open relationship (which it doesn't appear to be) both partners are planning an secret affair. yay?!?

    lazy_panda_jory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This remains one of my favourite songs it's just so good

    #5

    Can’t Stop, Won’t Cool Down

    "I’m too hot (hot damn) Call the police and the fireman." – "Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars

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    Katherine O'Connor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too hot (hot damn) Make a dragon wanna retire man

    Ashley Piasecki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too hot (hot damn) Make a dragon wanna retire, man.

    Saucy Aussie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m too hot, Got an Auror try and stop us man, I’m too hot, Make a headmaster retire man, Albus sent you hallelujah, Albus sent you hallelujah, Albus sent you hallelujah Cause Dark Lord Funk gonna give it to ya (x2) It’s Saturday night we’re taking Hogwarts, Don’t believe me just watch

    Nikita
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My temperature is elevated to a remarkable degree (a state of being which may be accurately described as 'hot damn'), I implore you to summon both the law enforcement personnel and the firefighters with all due haste.

    Colin Brackenridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 5yo walks around saying this thanks to the Sonic movie

    Bubbles and sparks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as this song plays, I'm in dance mode ;) even behind the wheel of my car ;p

    Jade Trosper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true I can't help but sing along

    Kristina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES THAT'S TRUE, SAME WITH ANY BRUNO MARS LYRIC

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    #6

    Classic dilemma, classic chaos

    "If I go there will be trouble, If I stay it will be double." – "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash

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    Nikita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I embark, turmoil shall invariably ensue, Should I remain, predicaments of twofold magnitude shall accrue.

    MARCOS FERNANDEZ ESPIN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so old that it doesn't remind me of "Strangers Things" but the times it was actually on the radio

    Jessica S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else read this as Team Rocket's motto?

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    #7

    Mood: Singing to my ex in the car

    "Why you gotta be so rude? Don’t you know I’m human too? Why you gotta be so rude? I’m gonna marry her anyway." – "Rude" by Magic!

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    Henry White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what this song is: RUDE!

    Abigail Hill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words cannot express my distaste for this song (please don't downvote, just my opinion)

    Via Hawk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven’t heard this song since I was a kid

    #8

    This One Hits Different

    "Hello, it's me." - "Hello" by Adele

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    Jessica S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reading this sitting in a laundromat with a sign on the wall with one sock that reads 'Hello. Is it me you're looking for?' 😂

    #9

    In Bed with My Inner Demon

    "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed." - "The Monster" by Eminem and Rihanna

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    Henry White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why should u be? what u should do is ask it for a pillow fight and win

    Bubbles and sparks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one!! It goes on full power in my car with me singing along, great song!

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    #10

    Could This BE Any More Relatable?

    "So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job's a joke, you're broke Your love life's DOA." - "I'll Be There for You" by The Rembrandts

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    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clap, clap, clap, clap

    Kristina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like you're always stuck in second gearrrr

    Angi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved when this would come on at work. I always sang this line extra loud.

    Haley Futch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only ever watched one episode of friends. Love the song

    #11

    Brain’s definitely on vacation

    “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” - "Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time" by Panic at the Disco

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    Kristina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freaking love this lyric, probs one of my favorite ever. p!atd 🤍🤍🤍

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean "Panic! at the Disco". There's an exclamation point after the word Panic.

    Randall McClain
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but NAS (escobar not X) raps a track backwards (in word placement and linear story telling) and again going forward and doesnt make the list?

    Cal the dragon! (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I love the forehead man (AKSHULLY I have a bunch of other reasons)

    #12

    Not Just a Mom’s Spaghetti Moment

    “There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti!” - "Lose Yourself" by Eminem

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    Zuleyka Alaniz
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs...... (Continue the song)

    Mamie Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud, he opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

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    Bubbles and sparks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even wat past my fifties I still love most Eminem songs, they are so powerfull ;)

    Long live Boyhood 3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s choking now, everybody’s laughing now clocks run out, over blow

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    #13

    Plot twist: I already missed you

    "Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad." - "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen

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    Sophia Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can she miss someone who wasn't even in her life??

    Denise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people exude love within themselves, And the time apart makes no difference.

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    #14

    Science says we’re all just animals

    "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." - "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang

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    Patrick Linnen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory

    Henry Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did your comment remind of narwhale narwhale swimming in the ocean swimming in a motion

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    Ellie Hancock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the first line and thought "the real slim shady" #unculturedswine

    Raimei Ai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh...reminds me of Kumori-con 2008!!! Good times!

    #15

    Adulting in a nutshell

    "I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me That’s too bad." – "Money Money Money" by Abba

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    #16

    Plot twist: Jaws wasn’t chill

    “You say ‘black’ I say ‘white’ You say ‘bark’ I say ‘bite’ You say ‘shark’ I say ‘hey man ‘Jaws’ was never my scene!’” - "Bicycle Race" by Queen

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    FreddieMercuryDearie1991
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biiicycle biiicycle BIIICYCLE I want to ride my Biiiicycle

    Via Hawk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the title as part of the lyrics because it rhymes 😹

    #17

    Mood: sky-high and roofless

    "Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof." - "Happy" by Pharrell

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    Bubbles and sparks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, my son recently told me how much he hated that song, while for me it's a"Jump around song" ;)

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    #18

    The Tooth Fairy’s Holiday Wishlist

    "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth. Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth, then I could wish you "MeRRy Christmas!" - "All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth" by DPEE

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    Kookamunga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bad. But "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" is much worse. make-it-st...9a7417.jpg make-it-stop-63231599a7417.jpg

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wnat a hippopotamus fro christmas only a hippopotamus will do i dont want a doll no dinky tinkertoy i want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quit watching then. Problem solved!

    Elisa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never realize how wacky Christmas songs are until someone points it out.

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    #19

    Low-Key and Low Maintenance

    "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains." - "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira

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    #20

    Weekend vibes hit different

    “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.” - "I Got a Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas

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    #21

    Unexpected nostalgia hit right here

    "Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh." - "Photograph" by Nickelback

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    #22

    Existential Crisis, But Make It Musical

    “I’m down on my knees, searching for the answer Are we human or are we dancer?” - "Human" by The Killers

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    #23

    Dream Big, or Just Dream

    "I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in." - "Rockstar" by Nickelback

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    #24

    Twelve Times and Still Not Tired

    “And I know you love Shrek Because we’ve watched it 12 times.” - "Wake me up" by Ed Sheeran

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    CHARLIE R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody once told me the world was gonna own me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed

    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You people, Shrek is great.

    Joshua Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that song😁

    Jade Trosper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what he said. I had no idea

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    #25

    Born with extra sparkle

    “God must have spent a little more time on you.” - by NSYNC

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    Erika Dirickson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the song my husband and I danced to at our wedding for our first dance. 😍

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    Denise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I think the government did. But God sure prepared for the hell ahead.

    Denise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mental shaming and the rest. You go with all that best.

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    #26

    Classic road trip wisdom, am I right?

    “Watch out where the huskies go, don’t eat the yellow snow.” - "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" by Frank Zappa

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    #27

    Everyone’s Just Vibing, Honestly

    “What else could I say? Everyone is gay.” - "Feature" by Nirvana

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    Chris G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all apologies not feature

    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you get one. Humble yo self.

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    Elleigh McCormick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro i am gay and i love my bros but my boy i love him better he better then anything

    #28

    This Teletubby’s mood is on point

    "Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chubby I don't have any lines to go right here, so chuby Teletubby." - "Just Lose It" by Eminem

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    Tangela Young
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo fellas! What!? Fellas! What!? Grab ya left nut make ya right one jealous😂😂

    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Body shaming if you must. But then again its the same when I float like dust.

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    #29

    Pain in the View

    “Now you get to watch her leave out the window Guess that’s why they call it window pane.” - "Love the Way You Lie" by Eminem

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    Jade Trosper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just going to stand there and watch me burn that's ok because I like the way it hurts

    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, full blast in my car and singing along while jumping in my seat.... Many people must have thought I'm completely loco when they saw me 😂

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    #30

    Sweetest way to say it

    "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." - by 50 Cent

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    #31

    Mood: Invisible Vibes

    "I am I said to no one there And no one heard at all, not even the chair." - " I Am I Said" by Neil Diamond

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    Lynn Hammer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a chair is in a room alone does anyone hear it??

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    #32

    Plot twist: therapist’s got receipts

    "I wonder if your therapist knows everything about me.” - "The Last of the Real Ones" by Fall Out Boy

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    #33

    Mood but make it indie

    “I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier.” - "All These Things That I've Done" by The Killers

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a brownie scout next to most of you. Give me a break.

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    #34

    Skin Smooth, Sneaker Fresh Vibes

    "Girl, your skin is so smooth, And you smell good just like some new shoes." - "Pillow Talk" by Kid Cudi

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    Regal Kitten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World's greatest pickup line- telling a girl she smells like shoes

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    #35

    Mood: Purple Haze Vibes

    "Excuse me while I kiss the sky." – "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix

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    Raimei Ai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the longest time I thought it was "Excuse me while I 'Kiss this guy'" xD

    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only. Way up there where good is live is much better than a city of lies.

    Keely Swenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it's 'Scuse me while...

    #36

    Plot twist: Dad’s got game

    "And if daddy plays his cards right He'll bring home your new mommy tonight." - "Lullaby" by Stephen Lynch

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    #37

    Selective spirituality vibes

    "I do whatever The Bible tells me to Except for the parts that I choose to ignore." - "The Loophole" by Garfunkel and Oates

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    Haley Futch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard it, but it's brilliant

    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be proud of that. But then again, I'm just a chair.

    ButterflyCatcher56
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    3 years ago

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    #38

    Brutally Honest but Still Chill

    "You ain't a beauty, but hey you're all right." - "Thunder Road" by Bruce Springsteen

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    Susie Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lyrics to that song are awesome poetry

    Lynn Hammer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now THATS a guy I wanna hang with

    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was when I got here and then I lived here. That changed it all.

    #39

    Time’s just playing tricks on you

    "Oh man, I think the clock is slow. I don't feel tardy." - "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen

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    Kookamunga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I brought my pencil....give me something to write on, man!

    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prank the elderly, What a great idea!

    #40

    Well, that escalated quickly

    “Lightning crashes, a new mother cries Her placenta falls to the floor.” - "Lightning Crashes" by Live

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    Paul Wood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I need to wash my feet again, baby goo has ruined my new pair of shoes!

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    #41

    When Mom’s words hit different

    "This ain't dinner it's paint thinner." - "My Mom" by Eminem

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    #42

    That’s not how physics works—but okay

    "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball." - "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis

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    Senti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S the name of the song?????

    Paul Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where were you why we were chicken thighs.

    #43

    Bag Goals, No Cap

    “You gotta’ Prada bag with a lotta’ stuff in it.” - "Getting Jiggy with It" by Will Smith

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    #44

    Oops, I’m walkin’ now

    "You told your mama I'd get you home, but you didn't say I had no car." - "Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin

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    #45

    The Ultimate Seat Showdown

    "Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take?" - "Friday" by Rebecca Black

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    Kookamunga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the Bob Dylan version. https://youtu.be/9FISHEO3gsM

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    #46

    Caught in this eternal jam session

    "I’ve been watching you! A La La La La Long A La La La La Long Long Li Long Long Long." - "Sweat" by Inner Circle

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    #47

    When Your Genes Aren’t Playing Nice

    "And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin." - "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

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    Shiroiko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since its a fifty fifty its partly ur fault too

    Denise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was not even 5050 but I[m bad with numbers, remember?

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    #48

    This Hit Me Harder Than You Think

    "Don't say you're easy on me You're about as easy as a nuclear war." - "Is There Something I Should Know?" by Duran Duran

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    #49

    Wait, who hurt you at the buffet?

    “New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick.” - "Summer Girls" by LFO

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    Tangela Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch

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    #50

    Mood: terrified but honest

    "You say you sleep when you're dead, I'm scared I'll die in my sleep." - “Nobody really cares if you don’t go to the party" - by Courtney Barnett

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    #51

    Own It, Lease Not Included

    “You own my heart, he just renting.” – "Right By My Side" by Nicki Minaj

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    #52

    Gerald’s homeless tour bus vibes

    “I know a mouse and he hasn’t got a house. I don’t know why, I call him Gerald.” - "Bike" by Pink Floyd

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    #53

    Priorities: Selfie Before Smoke

    "After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one But first, Let me take a selfie." – #SELFIE by The Chainsmokers

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    #54

    That Moment You’re Questioning Reality

    "Am I asleep? No, I’m alive." – "Wild" by Jessie J

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    #55

    Second place but still first rate

    “If you won’t be my number one, Number two on you.” - by Roger Miller

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    #56

    Paradise or Plot Twist?

    "Some people call it a one night stand, But we can call it paradise." - "Save A Prayer" by Duran Duran

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    #57

    Mood: Confessions of a Mess

    "Don't ask me why I smoke I don't know But I drink to get drunk." - "Drink to get drunk" by Sia

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    #58

    When love turns into a full-on soap opera

    "I hate your friends and family They're trying to take you from me Oops I forgot to take the pill again!" - "Psycho Girlfriend" - by Jessie James

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you're not over him?

    Elisa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was Jesse and James from team rocket lol.

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    #59

    When you really don’t care about table manners

    "I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth." - "Animals" by Nickelback

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did. I failed once again.

    Tangela Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz this is it. Like flippin on a switch. It felt so good i almost drove into the ditch!

    #60

    Romantic, but Make It Sci-Fi

    "Darling, will you take my metal hand, It's cold." - "Chaos Space Marine" by Black Country, New Road

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    Shiroiko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The AI is acting up again, robots dont have feelings

    #61

    Plot twist: priorities first

    "We can't make any promises Now can we, babe? But you can make me a drink." - "Delicate" by Taylor Swift

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    Kristina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge swiftie here- I second this 🙋‍♀️

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    #62

    That’s a rhythm I didn’t see coming

    “What rhymes with hug me?” - "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke

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    #63

    Math class got personal

    “The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? Cause I’ve been tryna work it out.” - "What's My Name" by Rihanna

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    #64

    Plot twist: it’s a breakup bop

    “Get your tongue out of your mouth, because I’m kissing you goodbye, Bye, Bye. Bye, Bye.” - by Ray Stevens

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    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, thanks, I'd rather keep my tongue, thank you very much.

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    #65

    Confidence Level: Off the Charts

    "If you ain't a 10, you're a 9.9." - "Drunk On You" by Luke Bryan

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    Tangela Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tippin and spillin that home made wine on your tied up t shirt

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    #66

    Dream big or go home

    "Santa is coming tonight And I want a car, and I want a life And I want a first class trip to Hawaii." - "My Christmas List" by Simple Plan

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    layla owliaie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't we all want a first class trip to hawaii

    #67

    Ouch, My Ears Hate This

    "Never go to loud clubs cause it's bad for your ears. Your friends will all be sorry when they can’t hear." - "YOLO" by The Lonely Island

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    #68

    That’s the kind of late-night clarity we need

    “Late spring and you’re drifting off to sleep, with your teeth in your mouth.” - "You Are The Everything" by REM

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    #69

    That’s the soundtrack of awkward introductions

    "And I met a girl She asked me her name I told her what it was." - "Somewhere Else" by Razorlight

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    #70

    Who’s she looking at?

    "There's a girl in the mirror I wonder who she is" - "Girl In The Mirror" by Britney Spears

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    Josh Hope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you’re at the gates, sinkin’ into the fires of hell the Flibbertigibbet shall speaketh to thee strictly judgmental of thy quaint fate he can see the bones of thy lies wherefore tryeth so hard to survive? you’ve woken the beasty’s palmy rage you’ll surly burn torment'd still, as they all fleer nay ones going to save thee melting flesh becomes all thee can consume to survive death awaits thy soul the moo thee bleed, the moo you’ll caterwauling kicketh the bucket and nay one frigging cares about thee its so comical watching the horr'r unfold whither art thy beloved, at which hour thee needeth those folk most? don’t worry they’ll cometh hither to suffer as well they’ll cometh burn too ashes to ashes dust to dust gaze thy eyes, as they beginneth to did bust blood is everywhere, stain'd onto the bone as the Flibbertigibbet sits laughing, upon his throne don’t bother calling f'r holp t nev'r cometh to a waist of guts and glory, such as yourself art thee afeard and traumatiz'd believeth onl

    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too long. didnt read. but thanks for the effort

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    #71

    Heartstrings Got Notes Too

    “Can’t you play my head and not my heart?” – “How Long” by Charlie Puth

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    #72

    This Stings More Than It Should

    "Your words are like Chinese water torture." - "Déjà vu" by Katy Perry

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    #73

    Big dreams, low reading level

    "And while I'm impressed with the length of those legs She's not an intellectual giant.... She'd like to model or maybe act Or start a magazine Before she signs any contracts I think she better learn to read But in her dreams she's the queen of the fashion regime." -"Airhead" by Thomas Dolby

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Marilyn Monroe.

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    #74

    When life leaves you speechless

    "A rich man once told me "Hey life's a funny thing" A poor man once told me That he can't afford to speak Now I'm in the middle like a bird without a beak 'cause." - "They Might Be Giants" by Number Three

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    The Captain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strike that. Reverse it. "Number Three" by They Might Be Giants

    #75

    This Hit’s Too Real

    "Why you sleeping with your eyes closed?" - "Get on the Bus" by Destiny Child

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was not intended...I know who trespasses here at night, I have to be alertl

    #76

    Chain Reaction: Tatum Vibes Only

    “Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum.” – "Pop Style" by Drake

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    #77

    Beatles Who? Try Run-DMC

    "There's three of us but we're not the Beatles." – "King of Rock" by Run-DMC

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww - Thats mean. Bless your heart and get some love.

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    #78

    When the beat drops harder than your pants

    “Take my thong off and my ass go boom!” - "Work It" by Missy Elliott

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    #79

    More than just background noise

    “Sing me a song with social significance.” - by Rose Marie Jun

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    #80

    Big Mood, No Chit-Chat

    “Ain’t got time to talk, just hi and bye." - "Im So Proud Of You" by Drake Ft. Nicki Minaj

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    #81

    Love confessions that actually stick

    "I love you in the morning, so you know it's no lie." - "Why Are Sundays So Depressing" by The Strokes

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    Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why ARE Sundays so depressing? I still haven't gotten a satisfactory answer.

    Christine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're called the Sunday Blues... It's an actual thing, check it out... Pretty interesting!

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    #82

    Breathing? You’re basically perfect

    "Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing You-you-you're just my type" - "My Type" by Saint Motel

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    Susie Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That line cracks me up- I know a few dudes who totally embody thay philosophy!

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    3 years ago

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    #83

    The Pasta Rebellion

    "No, I don't like macaroni No, you can't cook it for me." - "Macaroni Time" by Chief Keef

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    #84

    Plot twist: Vulnerable and still here

    "I'm afraid you'll run away if I tell you what I wanted to tell you." - "Last First Kiss" by One Direction

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    #85

    When Nostalgia Hits Different

    "I'm tired of blood and overpriced bubble gum." - "Symbolistic White Walls" by Matthew Good

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    #86

    Mood: Vengeful but poetic

    "I pray your brakes go out running down a hill I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill And knocks you in the head like I'd like to I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls I pray all your dreams never come true Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you." - "I Pray for You" by Jaron and the Long Road to Love

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. get you some love inside that body, Cruelty never got wings.

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    #87

    Romance, but Make It Inbox

    “Email my heart and say our love will never die.” - "Email My Heart" by Britney Spears

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    #88

    Unexpected scent goals

    "Smells like a cologne and candy lotion" - "Slumber Party" by Britney Spears

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    #89

    Tell Me Why the DJ Did It

    “Don’t blame the world, It’s the DJ’s Fault.” - by Cobra Starship

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, its just Vengeance and Anger and Payback for egos burned and pride that cried.

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    #90

    When Your Wish List Nails It

    “You're the single item on my list You're my one and only Christmas wish" - "Only Thing I Ever Get for Christmas" by Justin Bieber

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    #91

    Future throwback vibes

    “We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight.” - "Beauty And A Beat" by Justin Bieber

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don[t listen. Its that easy.

    #92

    Breakfast mood, but make it musical

    "Aw, you look malnourished Let's get some bread, fry it in egg, yolk and drown it in syrup." - "WUSYANAME" by Tyler, The Creator

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    #93

    Traffic jams never sounded so catchy

    "I'm stuck in traffic, bumper to bumper, babe." - "Beep Beep" by Little Mix

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    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk this way! talk this way. - Aerosmith & Run DMC

    FreddieMercuryDearie1991
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the 1974 version of just Aerosmith better but both are good

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    #94

    Wait, That’s Not a City?

    "England is my city." - "It’s Everyday Bro" by Jake Paul

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    Denise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm living here till I die.

    Jescia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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