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Do you have writer's block? Don't worry, because there's a soap for that. Are you a morning person? Then there's a soap for you too. There's even a soap for internet trolls that smells like living in your mom's basement.

In fact, thanks to Whiskey River Soap Co, there's a soap for pretty much anything and anybody you can think of. From weird teachers, creep uncles, and crazy exes, to geeks, queens and introverts, their amusing and endlessly inventive range of hygiene products (they also do bath bombs) means you'll never be stuck for Christmas presents ever again. Don't forget to vote for your favorite, and be sure to check out the Whiskey River Soap Co website for more info.

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Sophie G
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

can it be delivered @ home?

Celestial Lynx
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would've been better if it said "Soap for Introverts: Repells other Humans"

Master Markus
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like to smell good anyway...

Carolina Ren
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah! >:3 even home alone I like to be nice clean and smelling nice

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S Missions
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just because you don't socialize much doesn't mean you don't go out much :)

Daria B
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that's a dangerous stereotype.

Aessidhe Eclipse
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh we are going out, we just don't stay close enough to people to smell them, at least not on purpose xD

Ilya Ditkovskiy
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So do I put it on myself or on people I want to talk to?

tahlz
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you don't have to go anywhere to smell nice!

Swapnil
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my soap. Is it on Amazon? I wouldn't want to go out to the store. ;)

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    #2

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they'd written "to get under you're skin"

    Agnes Ashley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the soap for me. The grammar 'mistake' is messing with my brain.

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is really clever !

    Enomfon Asuquo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look on the side, it tells you what the ACTUAL scent is

    therealpixie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As part of the grammar police myself, I heartily approve of this bar.

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahaha, lol. That's the most beautiful yet most annoying. More annoying than YOUR

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    #3

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brushes made from the tail hair of a male dappled pony harvested under the full moon on leap day. Nothing else will even come CLOSE to that kinda quality!

    Hardik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha...to use the brush you need to say the magic words "I solemnly swear that I an up to no good" :D

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute , & , pretty color to boot !

    Bina Acharya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha i can relate to this one as well :p

    nampe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you mean there are fake artists? BTW nice edit of the labels...it's like blank slate printed with words..look at the inclination of the words...seems legit...(sarcasm if you even know what that means)

    HauntedForests
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artists aren't unemployed though. Well, at least if you're a graphic designer/animator. Or, they could be labeled as entrepreneur, if they aren't an animator or graphic designer.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ramen noodles and high-quality paint brushes smell good i think

    Algernon Wilde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ramen noodles chased with cheap rum.

    Kim Areum
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    art studio fumes? that's the smell?

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this is so relevant. Middle children tend to be the most trouble because they are no longer the baby getting all the attention. And they are not the oldest, who are supposed to set the example. In other words, they are left hanging. I've seen quite a few examples of this. :O

    S Missions
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true.. my sister is middle. When she stopped getting attention, she started a PR company. Now she gets and sells attention :)

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    Marcus Flatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, dying one's hair purple is something they'll notice, because it's WRONG. We middles aren't noticed when we do everything right, but that one misstep...

    Peggy van Lower
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be me, and I want to dye my hair purple.

    Lalita Pai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you thought that middle kids can do whatever they want and follow their dreams, because no one is paying attention?

    frank0ys
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Well I am a middle-child. It is true that most of the time you go unnoticed but it's that time that I felt free to do what I want and discover myself.

    Maureen McGowan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't stop laughing.... And, okay... I'm a middle child with purple/pink hair. Just saying...

    Bina Acharya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :'( i am the middle child... ya sure i will dye my hair purple ^_^

    Gail Stubber
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Megan Hume - they have met you!

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    #5

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get you mate, I get u

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That faint but unmistakable smell of new plastic, warmed just to the edge of overheating, with a hint of coffee and electric screwdriver oil, with an undertone of axe and sweaty dreams.

    Luke Hellwyck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was for geeks, they'd leave it wrapped in mylar. Nerds unwrap and use things.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cucumber, cilantro, wasabi - sounds more hipster than geek to me.

    lasagna's underrated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I love the scent of wifi and good service

    Bette J Schmidt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely hilarious (and accurate) descriptions! What a great marketing technique!

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    #6

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    Luke Hellwyck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Coffee, bacon and craft beer" That's not a hipster, that's a f*****g Canadian!

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like a Breakfast soap ;)

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm 2/3 hipster. No craft beer for me.

    Lu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god those beards.

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the side it says it smells like cheap whiskey. Surely not.

    Pat Wooster
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what these really smell like. Love the idea. Christmas presents!

    Marge Phelps
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we are unable to see the absurbity of life and its hunour, it's unlikely we'll succeed as writers.

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #relatable XD But minus the vodka, I'm a child :p

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    Claus Økær Holdt Hansen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how people don't get it, "Ragrets" is intentionally to point out Tattoo fails.

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ! Ha !.... or, a bad commercial

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells like "grape Four Loko".

    Izolda Bronstein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also caught my eye. Urban dictionary says it's when you don't regret anything, not even a letter

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    C M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Has been drawn on while passed out drunk"

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this more when I combine with the Grammar police soap. No Ragrets

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first marriage is just super thank u very much😁

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    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah cuz sober knitting ain't going to cut it! Lol neither is sober crocheting if its me

    C M
    Community Member
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, relate! Then the follow up soap- Possible Alcoholic. You began to ask yourself how wine with knitting became wine with every activity.

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life without joy ...............................

    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The white soap is for cold showers. Red for warm.

    Teodor Graur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one of these for my bad moments

    Hardik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have been branded for boredpanda if played smartly ;p

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells like wine u say? *eats soap out of boredom*

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    #10

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    C M
    Community Member
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Migraine inducing cologne!! Lol!!! Leases a car they cannot afford. Entire car smells of Drakkor Noir. High school tassel hanging on rear view window mirror from 15 years ago.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave a bar in the elevavator to go with the music.

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    Hikari
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Migraine inducing cologne" xD

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, for the jocks who didn't go pro or pass college to be a gym teacher.

    Kim Areum
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look on the side, it says migraine-inducing cologne xD

    Hardik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds you of your 1st email id...always had the words hot/cool/dude and to top it all off, the number 007 :D

    Judy Hobart
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are truly creative! I love them! Where can I buy some?????

    BeNT-
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nerds: #HighPayJob #Google #NiceCar The Cool Kids (who are really just jerks): #MinimunWage #Future #McDonalds

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    d r e a m w o r l d
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lauhing Buddha scented... still laughing through and through

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone - give this to all the people who really bug you in life. -- We'll get another great stream of "karma getting people back" for all of us bored pandas to enjoy.

    David Vavilovas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmh, I, too, love the sweet, delicious scent of 'Laughing Buddha' :)

    Felicia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Baby, I'm sorry (NOT SORRY)🎵

    C M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish karma would be more of a b***h sometimes

    Star
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what Laughing Buddha smells like...

    Nini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some mysterious reason, I feel like this was just brutally thrown at my face 😵

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    Gloria Wesson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hysterical..! Lmao..!! I'm sure "Mojito" smells quite nice...

    Teodor Graur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For gray people with gray life. Not black and white, not pink. Just gray.

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well thought out sentiment !

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trolls are easy to spot . They reek of unhappinesss

    Amanda Harker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ironey being they're a toll soap company lol.

    Pedro Purcino
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the irony is that trolls are the easiest demographic to troll

    C M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to add stale chips and the sweat of the troll reading internet propaganda and believing it to the smell.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE CAN I GET THESE? i REALLY NEED TO GIVE THIS TO SOMEONE.

    Nini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this were to be a sample gift, the society that makes them would go bankrupt in no time 😑

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scent is wrong... should be hints of mold and moth balls.

    d r e a m w o r l d
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take THAT, agist pricks hating on my submittion! >:)

    Hardik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's call this Soap for Donald Trump shall we :p

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    Rebecca Finnigan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone I would love to buy this for if i didnt hate hi too much to waste cash on him

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one smells like PB&J.

    Karmin Carr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fame is always around the corner. I just keep turning the wrong corner.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will this be my future?

    Bridgette Blumenthal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy this... my brother has a day job, two kids and plays whenever he can in a blues band...

    HauntedForests
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing I wasn't going to try to become famous with my drumming talents (it's literally not talent though, it's just a lot of practice).

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    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Blind dates with your dad* AHAHAHAHA

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will I miss all that if I don't buy the soap?

    Jeeves
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, that's BRUATL. I'm wincing in pleasure at all of these XD

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this one is for me, to remember my youth, growing up outside Anchorage. Great place to live! :D

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gagging at the tho't of wet bear fur - I'm sure its worse than wet dog smell.

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This "A Man's Man Soap" made me literally snort.

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on the side, it says Winter Campfire scent, lol

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the soap looks exactly like what wet bear fur and salmon mixed together!

    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it'll smell like a navy "seal"... geddit? *chortle chortle*

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh perfect, we know what soap Trump uses now ;P

    Marcus Flatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Trump cannot be a dictator, there's this pesky thing called Congress that gets in the way, and if it isn't Congress there's those nine non-elected judges...

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    RaroaRaroa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blood red is very appropriate.

    C M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we drop billions of these on Kim Jung Un's palace?

    Worf VonBaron
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely the soap Kim Jon-un uses and that trump recently started using.

    Baguettes R People 2
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a piece of raw meat.

    tahlz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does this look scarily like meat

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does it really smell like what it says?

    Luca
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kumquat tree if you have any idea what that might be

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    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many smells in one bar - this is a really good deal. Can I get mine to smell like Hawaii and a little red sports car?

    Sylvia Valentin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already got the motorcycle, the perm in my teens-, hmmmm

    GlynisLailann
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..or a sports car driven by an old bald man.

    Agnes Jekyll
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does it also smell like an affair with a younger version of your spouse?

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    C M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sippy cup wine flavor!! Lol!! Also known as the 3 liter Gallo. Bottom shelf to the right in the grocery store- flavor.

    Sean Baker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I know anyone that would be right for this?

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    lindsayaotter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually utter that everyday, Tuesday or not.

    Jilltdcatlady
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Gum Smacking Co-worker... why is there one no matter where you go ???

    robin pen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what it smells like irl

    Jeline Esase
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the soap I would use form Monday to Wednesday hahaha

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    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the last sentence !

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there so many depressed and bored pandas out there?

    Anna Sheridan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can people stop saying gluten intolerance is some fake thing. If you have gluten intolerance like me it gets annoying when everyone thinks you are making it up so you try and eat it and feel really sick like cramps bloating and other unmentionable side effects. I feel so much better cutting out it of my diet and many others say the same.

    Jilltdcatlady
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is accurate, from my own experience.

    Jon Sleeper
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I need this one and Writer's Block.

    Valentina Vitale
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, damg, I have depression AND celiac

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Not some fancy new-fangled depression?

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smells like your broswer history ;D

    Jeeves
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I CLAIM THIS FOR A CERTAIN BOY IN MY CLASS... AND THAT ONE TOO.... ASTRO BOYS AHOY!

    Algernon Wilde
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PornHub? I thought it read CornHub!

    egracec
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just found the best Christmas gift for just about all of my friends.

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got it all wrong - "sugar cereal coma" is nor night people. Morning people want extra crispy bacon, eggs over hard, lightly browned toast with orange (or lime) marmalade or clover honey, with fresh guava juice. MMM-mmm. That'll wake you nite folks up.

    egracec
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cereal is for breakfast, if I are what you suggested I'd need a nap from being stuffed.

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *buys fifteen thousand of these as stocking stuffers*

    Jeline Esase
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'Deceptively Friendly scent' cracks me up :D

    Random Person
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemongrass and sage... Divergent anyone?

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    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have been bothered by one of these. My boat horn waits by my landline. Bring it on.

    therealpixie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to keep a whistle beside her phone in case of a lewd call. She finally received one, but spent so much time looking for her whistle without responding, the caller hung up on her.

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    Caleb Utsu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha... I'm Nigerian, and I'd like three of these.

    C M
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    Expect a call from Dr. Phil on national television after scamming widowed, lonely lady with very angry family.

    Kim Areum
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm outta money so imma borrow some money from me mom and buy dis

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells like teakwood and cardamom - somehow these delightful fragrances got labeled as the "phishing scent". I disagree

    Lu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a generous Nigerian prince I'm offended by this soap. Now who wants a million bucks? Got s country needs saving!

    lindsayaotter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really should be selling billions of this scent.

    Jeline Esase
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like a Nigerian Prince with so much money he can't handle hahaha

    Carole Reid
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be right but it borders on racist.

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    CatShatBrix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Least there are people willing to come to pity parties...

    Luca
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My whiny posts don't smell like chocolate and red wine

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... "lifted from your fb page." Hahahahaha.

    Amanda Harker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the colour of this bar more than any of the others.

    moonsong23
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 It's my party, cry if I want to 🎶

    Full Name
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have enough money to send this to everyone who needs it.

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is Nothing deviant about anise.

    Teresa Osborne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only am I the black sheep, I happen to love black licorice (anise).

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I brought you back to level. Someone actually voted you wanting to get rid of duck face! Of all the nerve....

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    scent of fb and instagram

    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self absorption . I notice the rose color of self deception.

    Dora Shandor
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to get some of this for few of my friends... for one particular friend, at least 3 ;))))

    d r e a m w o r l d
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scent of please don't judge me for my selfie addiction and yes I actually think that duck lips when done right are pretty hot. Lather up.

    Sarah Lindemann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Eye rolling & general derision" ha! Hahaha!

    Brenda Kerns
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 20 year old, junior in college niece could use this

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is deep :P

    C M
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    New identity kit also included!

    robin pen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the soaps most probably used to wipe off the blood XD

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    C M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil laboratory sent!! Facts are just complicated alternative lies! They need to have a counter soap. No really, Science.. it's the truth.

    Gấu Hôi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucian, stop building Rabadon.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free bag of Doritos Cool Ranch in every order.

    Valentina Vitale
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not, don't you know how time zones work?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A group of friends at San Rafael High School in Marin County, California, who called themselves "the Waldos," would often meet at 4:20 p.m. to get high. -- The 4:20 time became a code for them to use in front of their unsuspecting parents, and 420 gradually spread from there -- possibly via Grateful Dead followers -- across California and beyond. It's even the number of a California Senate bill that established the state's medial marijuana program." http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/20/health/420-origin-trnd/index.html

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send it Back! Too much of this stinking skunk-weed smell there already!!

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could high 5 a soap, this would be the one.

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    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please pass the soap and the strawberry jam.

    Galeanthropy2017
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually nice! I like the colors :)

    BeNT-
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have buttered bread. My bread was burned, dropped on the floor, then eaten by the dog.

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    Tracey Martens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVING all these positive testimonies from strong OCDers willing to work hard with therapists to improve their own quality of life! Keep it up. Everyone has stuff they need to work on, but you're actually doing it. GOOD FOR YOU!! That shows strength of character & persistence. Wishing you all nothing but the very best.

    Elizabeth Mitchell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you've seen laboratory work with bacteria swabs and Petri dishes, compulsive hand washing isn't so stupid after all.

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't make you OCD; just smart, and hopefully safer.

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    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be one of their most popular sellers. Some OCDers wash their hands so 50+ times per day.

    Algernon Wilde
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I was washing my hands and making sure my keys were in my pocket for the 45th time.

    Amanda Harker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An OCD soap which is a marbled colour with no order? Fail.

    Nancy E
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    OCD is almost impossible to treat. So much wasted time. Sad.

    CelSlade
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true - I have OCD. If you receive treatment for the causes of the underlying anxiety you can definitely improve the condition. I might not be 'cured' but after therapy I am now capable of living a perfectly normal life.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One surfing lesson!!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody near a warm coast line, tell us what a surfing lesson smells like.

    Allie Orona
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one looks really pretty, too. Like a glacier on the ocean.

    Darren Thl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That one time at band camp..."

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need a soap to accompany this one.. Dog's Revenge.. smells like urine.. the dog peed on your pillow for locking him outside the house all night.

    HauntedForests
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like sharing a room with your grandmother..... Don't ask me how I know this.

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your grandma ate your Doritos and your ice cream? That's cold, dude. -- What happened to your dog?

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    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just says "scented" in the on line store, so its a grab bag for what it really smell;s like. - Probably old Doritos and grandma's moth balls.

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    Jeeves
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ALSO MINE. MINE MINE. Galaxy soap... MINE. I love all these. MINE MINE MINEEEEEE

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What flavor jello? Blueberry?

    lindsayaotter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells like you might be bi-polar or have schizophrenia (oh, the voices!).

    Sofie Agni
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this soap describe me???

    Algernon Wilde
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a ex-girlfriend of mine.

    Angie Morton
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until someone gets stabbed... "But honey, I did it because I love you!"

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To that one person that cannot buy milk at the grocery store without some dramatic story.

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one you run from before she sees you, 'cause she'll talk for 4 hours straight while your ice creams slowly melts into a pile of goo inside the container. - Yeah, its for her/him.

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    Jeeves
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINEEEEEEEEEEEEE. MINE MINE MINE MINE I MUST HAVE THIS NOW ITS MINE MINE MINE.

    d r e a m w o r l d
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this one's for me (I have a proud flair for the dramatic)

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not the same thing. Good drama, we like. Drama Queens, we don't like.

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    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead. I'll bring the marshmallows. -- Why waste a good fire?

    Jason Ray
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone that this soap is perfect for

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    C M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of us last survivors with no Facebook account deserve this. Lol!!

    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's for me. Also, the wine soaps are for me... and the depression ones too.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells like Sinatra singing, "I Did it My Way".

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not just old! I have no Werther's Original Candies in my pocket, I don't complain about just anything and I don't have Velcro shoes in the color Tan or Taupe.

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    Sarcasticow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the reference to selfies with that pink color! :)

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cotton candy made from sweet n low, balloons filled with sulpher fumes, clouds of burning rag smoke ....

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single girl should have this in her bathroom

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Right called once ... it was a wrong number.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they had stopped at "Mr. Right", I'd have bought one. Not settling for second best.

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    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even looks like it has salt on the top.

    Nini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Rub it on your wounds for maximum efficiency.

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    Joana Chumbo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I do know someone who would need this one... ;)

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    CatShatBrix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'It's blue! We're all gonna die!'

    Galeanthropy2017
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could hand these out to quite a few people...

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooo - more licorice scent : )

    Sandy McReynolds
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also shoots down any hope for cleanliness.

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To take cigarette smell out of car upholstery, leave one on the dash in the sun for a few days.

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    Mary Brister
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The woods behind your house scent" - yeah, where he plans to hide the future bodies...

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you live in the dessert? No one can hide in a cactus for long.

    BeNT-
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After trying this soap, I realized it smells just like your perfume. C**p, shouldn't have said that aloud...

    Nini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I order this? A certain someone's birthday is coming, I'm looking for a very personal gift with a deep meaning, this sounds almost too appropriate...

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... so you won't be unemployed?

    C M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merlot and lollipops! They forgot to add - up to date on Judge Judy, Catfish and Hoarders

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *takes down etsy store and runs away*

    egracec
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wet basement studio? So ... mold and incense?

    Amanda Harker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This soap line sounds like it would have started on Etsy lol.

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to shove this down (or shove it up) my neighbor's appropriate body parts.

    Tracey Martens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a case of this to my account...

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    Kara Amundson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hair. Falling out in bales since GW's second term.

    Ben Menge
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and the nose piercing that you can't quite bring yourself to remove, so you have a clear stud in it for the weekdays.

    Jilltdcatlady
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG... does Dippity Doo still exist?

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    C M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like heavens gates when you leave the bar, open the door and the sun is shining down.

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    Neeraj Jha
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One for me please. One carton.

    Jason Ray
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i get that in a 12 shot espresso?

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    lindsayaotter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your garbage and goo will actually kill you...

    C M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can use that can of corn!

    Nuniek Widiayani
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my soap and I'll keep the wraps nice and save hehehehe...

    Algernon Wilde
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There needs to be a cat hoarder bar of soap meow.

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    BeNT-
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke: I don't get it. Kim Kardashian blew a black guy, and now she has her own TV show. Ive blown 8 black guys and am making minimum wage.

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    Ane
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fresh mustache scent" lolololol