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Would've been better if it said "Soap for Introverts: Repells other Humans"
Yeah! >:3 even home alone I like to be nice clean and smelling nice
Load More Replies...Just because you don't socialize much doesn't mean you don't go out much :)
oh we are going out, we just don't stay close enough to people to smell them, at least not on purpose xD
This is the soap for me. The grammar 'mistake' is messing with my brain.
As part of the grammar police myself, I heartily approve of this bar.
Ahahaha, lol. That's the most beautiful yet most annoying. More annoying than YOUR
Brushes made from the tail hair of a male dappled pony harvested under the full moon on leap day. Nothing else will even come CLOSE to that kinda quality!
Haha...to use the brush you need to say the magic words "I solemnly swear that I an up to no good" :D
Load More Replies...Artists aren't unemployed though. Well, at least if you're a graphic designer/animator. Or, they could be labeled as entrepreneur, if they aren't an animator or graphic designer.
Oh, this is so relevant. Middle children tend to be the most trouble because they are no longer the baby getting all the attention. And they are not the oldest, who are supposed to set the example. In other words, they are left hanging. I've seen quite a few examples of this. :O
Very true.. my sister is middle. When she stopped getting attention, she started a PR company. Now she gets and sells attention :)
Load More Replies...No, dying one's hair purple is something they'll notice, because it's WRONG. We middles aren't noticed when we do everything right, but that one misstep...
Have you thought that middle kids can do whatever they want and follow their dreams, because no one is paying attention?
Can't stop laughing.... And, okay... I'm a middle child with purple/pink hair. Just saying...
That faint but unmistakable smell of new plastic, warmed just to the edge of overheating, with a hint of coffee and electric screwdriver oil, with an undertone of axe and sweaty dreams.
If it was for geeks, they'd leave it wrapped in mylar. Nerds unwrap and use things.
Absolutely hilarious (and accurate) descriptions! What a great marketing technique!
"Coffee, bacon and craft beer" That's not a hipster, that's a f*****g Canadian!
Wonder what these really smell like. Love the idea. Christmas presents!
If we are unable to see the absurbity of life and its hunour, it's unlikely we'll succeed as writers.
I like how people don't get it, "Ragrets" is intentionally to point out Tattoo fails.
It also caught my eye. Urban dictionary says it's when you don't regret anything, not even a letter
Load More Replies...I love this more when I combine with the Grammar police soap. No Ragrets
Hah cuz sober knitting ain't going to cut it! Lol neither is sober crocheting if its me
Migraine inducing cologne!! Lol!!! Leases a car they cannot afford. Entire car smells of Drakkor Noir. High school tassel hanging on rear view window mirror from 15 years ago.
Hahaha, for the jocks who didn't go pro or pass college to be a gym teacher.
Mmh, I, too, love the sweet, delicious scent of 'Laughing Buddha' :)
This is hysterical..! Lmao..!! I'm sure "Mojito" smells quite nice...
For gray people with gray life. Not black and white, not pink. Just gray.
I know someone I would love to buy this for if i didnt hate hi too much to waste cash on him
Fame is always around the corner. I just keep turning the wrong corner.
Where can I buy this... my brother has a day job, two kids and plays whenever he can in a blues band...
Good thing I wasn't going to try to become famous with my drumming talents (it's literally not talent though, it's just a lot of practice).
And the soap looks exactly like what wet bear fur and salmon mixed together!
No, Trump cannot be a dictator, there's this pesky thing called Congress that gets in the way, and if it isn't Congress there's those nine non-elected judges...
Load More Replies...Absolutely the soap Kim Jon-un uses and that trump recently started using.
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does it also smell like an affair with a younger version of your spouse?
*Gum Smacking Co-worker... why is there one no matter where you go ???
Can people stop saying gluten intolerance is some fake thing. If you have gluten intolerance like me it gets annoying when everyone thinks you are making it up so you try and eat it and feel really sick like cramps bloating and other unmentionable side effects. I feel so much better cutting out it of my diet and many others say the same.
They got it all wrong - "sugar cereal coma" is nor night people. Morning people want extra crispy bacon, eggs over hard, lightly browned toast with orange (or lime) marmalade or clover honey, with fresh guava juice. MMM-mmm. That'll wake you nite folks up.
The cereal is for breakfast, if I are what you suggested I'd need a nap from being stuffed.
Load More Replies...Never have been bothered by one of these. My boat horn waits by my landline. Bring it on.
My sister used to keep a whistle beside her phone in case of a lewd call. She finally received one, but spent so much time looking for her whistle without responding, the caller hung up on her.
Load More Replies...more like a Nigerian Prince with so much money he can't handle hahaha
Not only am I the black sheep, I happen to love black licorice (anise).
I brought you back to level. Someone actually voted you wanting to get rid of duck face! Of all the nerve....
Load More Replies...i need to get some of this for few of my friends... for one particular friend, at least 3 ;))))
Scent of please don't judge me for my selfie addiction and yes I actually think that duck lips when done right are pretty hot. Lather up.
"A group of friends at San Rafael High School in Marin County, California, who called themselves "the Waldos," would often meet at 4:20 p.m. to get high. -- The 4:20 time became a code for them to use in front of their unsuspecting parents, and 420 gradually spread from there -- possibly via Grateful Dead followers -- across California and beyond. It's even the number of a California Senate bill that established the state's medial marijuana program." http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/20/health/420-origin-trnd/index.html
LOVING all these positive testimonies from strong OCDers willing to work hard with therapists to improve their own quality of life! Keep it up. Everyone has stuff they need to work on, but you're actually doing it. GOOD FOR YOU!! That shows strength of character & persistence. Wishing you all nothing but the very best.
Once you've seen laboratory work with bacteria swabs and Petri dishes, compulsive hand washing isn't so stupid after all.
That doesn't make you OCD; just smart, and hopefully safer.
Load More Replies...Sorry I was washing my hands and making sure my keys were in my pocket for the 45th time.
Not true - I have OCD. If you receive treatment for the causes of the underlying anxiety you can definitely improve the condition. I might not be 'cured' but after therapy I am now capable of living a perfectly normal life.
Load More Replies..."Did I tell you about the time I was backpacking across Western Europe?"
Sounds more like sharing a room with your grandmother..... Don't ask me how I know this.
Your grandma ate your Doritos and your ice cream? That's cold, dude. -- What happened to your dog?
Load More Replies...Smells like you might be bi-polar or have schizophrenia (oh, the voices!).
It's all fun and games until someone gets stabbed... "But honey, I did it because I love you!"
To that one person that cannot buy milk at the grocery store without some dramatic story.
The one you run from before she sees you, 'cause she'll talk for 4 hours straight while your ice creams slowly melts into a pile of goo inside the container. - Yeah, its for her/him.
Load More Replies...MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINEEEEEEEEEEEEE. MINE MINE MINE MINE I MUST HAVE THIS NOW ITS MINE MINE MINE.
Its not the same thing. Good drama, we like. Drama Queens, we don't like.
Load More Replies...I am not just old! I have no Werther's Original Candies in my pocket, I don't complain about just anything and I don't have Velcro shoes in the color Tan or Taupe.
How does pink relate to selfies? Sorry don't get it?
Load More Replies..."The woods behind your house scent" - yeah, where he plans to hide the future bodies...
This is my soap and I'll keep the wraps nice and save hehehehe...
Where's the "Progressive" soap, for those who know what's best for everyone else, and would make us conform to their ideals?
Suggestion: Website should list ingredients . I've made soaps , &, it is important to remember allergies.
I think I need some of these. On second thought, I think I need most of these.
Are these real soaps you can purchase? They would make great gifts!
Where's the "Progressive" soap, for those who know what's best for everyone else, and would make us conform to their ideals?
Suggestion: Website should list ingredients . I've made soaps , &, it is important to remember allergies.
I think I need some of these. On second thought, I think I need most of these.
Are these real soaps you can purchase? They would make great gifts!
