Turns Out Satan Has A Twitter Account, And It’s Hilarious As Hell

I wouldn't call it "feminist". I'd call it "not a complete a*****e".

I wouldnt call it feminismn either. Feminist this days are often - ehm.. man haters. Sorry to say so - but at least the public appreance validifies this statement. For example - i as a women would not fire a capable men for the sake of a percentage of women in the leading positions. For one - they give up so much of their time - i really wouldnt want a women to do the same. No joke. I mean it - its a joke - we fight for the same treatment. Thats a huge difference then to force ourself on others to get what we want. We should stick up for each other, sue in terms of breach and definetly get not abused by any men and have a right to fight for a spot in the leader team. Still i would not want any of us to claim she is better without evidence. Its the same as for simple appearance in public space. You meet humans. We need to be equalists. At least - when striving for new morals.

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Wishing for the death of others is basically begging karma to get you in the a*s

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well, you're a little f****r with big ol' internet balls......

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terrible. You wouldn't even hope this for ppl you actually know personally and hate

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you first

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May i just say, it never bodes well when I hear someone quickly fires off "sexist, homophobic, xenophobic racist" to describe him. Please support each one of those claims with definitive proof before you use those labels so casually.

It would be an S shaped snap though. Not a Z shaped snap.

Where does your Lightcap clan hail from?

SAME!!

THANK YOU people are taking this way too seriously.

Lol I only got heated with the first one, and not at the actual tweet but at the ignorant people who don't know anything about judo-christianity. But otherwise this c**p is hilarious!

Asking the real questions now!

Dear Santa, I wuold like six virgin gaots to sacrifyse and two dad crows

Absofuckinglutely

I do hope so.

thats some of the box thinking

Good question 🧐

I laughed way too hard at this...yep I'm goin to hell!!!

And narrated by Sir Patrick Stewart no less.

SJ : under one pic you are the most down-voted person and then in the next one , you're the top comment ...😂😂

You could have just slept under your bed :P

I've just got dogs. Now they are the problems of the under-the-bed-monsters. :)))

No thank you. I slept on a mattress on the ground in a basement while visiting family. The idea of *something* coming out from "under" the bed when there is no "under" is somehow 1000× more terrifying to me.

Quick cure for post-horror movie shivers, just watch old episodes of Tom n Jerry! I find that it helps after I've seen something too scary n want to stop feeling afraid.

I bet it moved to the closet.

now see thats a rookie mistake now the monster dont have any place to hide its like cornering a cat

Have you looked behind the curtains? 😜

But sometimes even that won't stop 'em..... https://youtu.be/Y3dt4zePvnE?t=15s

Look under it, seriously, look.

And it is so reassuring to know that you crushed them too! :D

that is how my bed is too! I have an overactive imagination.

So you just made monsters life easier. They don't even need to walk when they can just lazily crawl on the floor to get on top of you and will never hear their foot steps. Bravo lol