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People fight all the time, but not everyone does it with fists. Some draw the line earlier and use only their words. However, don't underestimate the damage they can inflict.
To show you that words can hurt just as much and, in many cases, even more than punches, we collected a list of the most brutal roasts we found online.
It's always impressive to meet a person who seems to find the perfect phrase to express themselves, and when they do it so quickly and accurately, it leaves absolutely no chance for a comeback.
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#1
Has Anyone Got Some Free Games Pleese?
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#2
💪captain Vietnam 🇻🇳🇺🇸
Forrest Hobbs 1 hour ago
Such a dreadfully poor grasp of literature. Zeus, Chronos, Saturn - I doubt Capt America would be able to touch them. He'd almost certainly come off worst if he went up against Jerry Cornelius, and if he didn't run away from Elric of Melnibone, he'd wish he had. Shall I mention Mentor of Arisia? Jesse Custer imbued with the power of Genesis might be a bit tricky for him, too. Granny Weatherwax never lost against any opponent. Sparrowhawk - aka Ged - visited the borders of d3ath, and returned. Capt America? Not so much. Speaking of such things: how'd he fare about yer actual Judge D3ath, I wonder?
#3
He Wanted Someone To Backup His Purchase
#4
On Cooking Methods
#6
Jar Of Expired Mayo
#8
Something Something Football
#10
Gonna Be A Bloodbath
#13
AI Generated Hand
#14
Straight Outta Wildlife
#15
Didn’t See That Coming
#18
On Plugs
#20
If He's Single What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us
#29
That's One Way Of Putting It
Lukas (alt) 1 minute ago
OP was pointing out that anyone attending church shouldn't need a handicap spot, as their God should heal them. The call is coming from inside the house, hmm, red?
#31
Nothing Like Getting Your Fashion Compared To That Of A Poison-Type Pokémon Trainer
#32
Just A Catfish Getting Cooked
Crystalwitch60 36 minutes ago
Now this is down right cruel. people think words don’t hurt, They very much do !they wear people down they stick ,and they destroy peoples confidence ,also they over time end people to !, so this was just plain nasty !
#34
This Was Blunt Indeed
Apocalyptic Excavator 1 hour ago
So maybe ask different questions? Nobody likes to be interviewed by the immigration control agency when they think they've found a match on tinder.
#37
On States Of Matter
Forrest Hobbs 1 hour ago
Hmm - water freezes at close to 273K. If only I did have an IQ like that.
#40
She Did Him Bad
#48
Comcast Needs To Get It Together Tbh
#50
I Strive To Be This Creative
#54
Apparently Liquor Named Mallört Is One Of The Most Awful Liquors Existing, And The Reviews Of It Have Me Lmaoo😭💀
Robert Millar 47 minutes ago
It actually tastes like cheap american "IPA". Malört was used for beer before hops became the norm. Some older pubs in Britain still have it growing in the gardens. It's called mugwort.
#55
He’s Got The Personality Of A Dial Tone
#57
On Galas
#82
On British Street Food
TroubleMarkOne 1 hour ago
It's real cheese and it melts with the heat of the potato and beans - philistines.
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Forrest Hobbs 1 hour ago
Started out mildly amusing. Got old quite quickly. Even so, much better than 90% of what's on BP these days, so: thank you.
Forrest Hobbs 1 hour ago
Started out mildly amusing. Got old quite quickly. Even so, much better than 90% of what's on BP these days, so: thank you.
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