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The time has come. You're finally quitting your job. Might as well go out with a bang! Don't worry, Even if you go a little bit overboard, what are they going to do? Fire you?

To highlight how satisfying it can be to leave your employer in style, Bored Panda put together a new list of people who just did. From making a meme to naming one of the urinals after themselves, here are some of the most creative "resignation letters" ever written.

#1

My Boss's Secretary Quit This Morning After Delivering Breakfast

My Boss's Secretary Quit This Morning After Delivering Breakfast

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James016
Community Member
4 years ago

Parting shot, god level

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    #2

    Quit Your Job Like A Boss

    Quit Your Job Like A Boss

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    CAMAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I want those cookies

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    #3

    I Helped A Work Mate With His Resignation Letter. Not Sure Why He Didn't Use It?

    I Helped A Work Mate With His Resignation Letter. Not Sure Why He Didn't Use It?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So he's walking the plank? šŸ¤”

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    #4

    My Boss Volunteered Me For A Golf Event That I Hated Every Second Of, So I Gave Her A Golf Themed Resignation Letter

    My Boss Volunteered Me For A Golf Event That I Hated Every Second Of, So I Gave Her A Golf Themed Resignation Letter

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They gave their boss 2 weeks to understand this joke

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    #5

    Throwback To 2018 When I Quit My Job Of 8 Years By Leaving This On My Boss's Desk

    Throwback To 2018 When I Quit My Job Of 8 Years By Leaving This On My Boss's Desk

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So they gave the boss the manual their co-workers use to survive him....

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    #6

    I Also Quit My Job

    I Also Quit My Job

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    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    let everybody know

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    #7

    Resigning From A Bad Job With Style

    Resigning From A Bad Job With Style

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    Gunner_535
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Yep! This sure is a sign that they really didn't like there job!

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    #8

    Just Went In And Quit, But Not Without Super Gluing A Few Of These To Walls By The Time Clocks

    Just Went In And Quit, But Not Without Super Gluing A Few Of These To Walls By The Time Clocks

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They'll just superglue " Don't ask what we can do for you, but ask how you can be of service to us. " over it.

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    #9

    My Favorite Way I've Quit A Job (Copywriter)

    My Favorite Way I've Quit A Job (Copywriter)

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    MrOwlAteMyMetalWorm.
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    OMG,I WANT THE DINO NOW!!

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    #10

    I Think Lena Quit Her Job Today

    I Think Lena Quit Her Job Today

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ah yes the new worthy pin owner

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    #11

    This Is Not The End. It's Only The "&"

    This Is Not The End. It's Only The "&"

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    Gunner_535
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Quite with style

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    #12

    Quitting My Job Today. Leaving This As My Out Of Office Message

    Quitting My Job Today. Leaving This As My Out Of Office Message

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I read that entire letter in Troy McClure's voice! šŸ˜„

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    #13

    Today I Decided To Bet On Myself And Quit My Job To Work Full Time On My Small Candle Business

    Today I Decided To Bet On Myself And Quit My Job To Work Full Time On My Small Candle Business

    I’m super nervous but so excited to finally do what I feel is best for me. I can’t wait to see what’s in store during this new chapter of my life. I can’t wait to continue glowing & growing! Cheers to doing the damn thang.

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    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    what if.....just an if.....it is made to smell like rotten bananas....(bonus if it's fart scented) n she lights it on her table on her last day :)

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    #14

    My Friend Quit His Job Yesterday

    My Friend Quit His Job Yesterday

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    Spock's Socks
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Hopefully Bobby will be taking his faithful regulars with him at his new job where he is appreciated.

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    #15

    The Best Way To Quit Your Job

    The Best Way To Quit Your Job

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    Alvin Chip
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    with that the boss gave him a raise..

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    #16

    Mass Exodus - The Owners Of This Store Were Left Scratching Their Heads After Their Entire Team Decided To Quit. Hopefully They’ve Learned Their Lesson

    Mass Exodus - The Owners Of This Store Were Left Scratching Their Heads After Their Entire Team Decided To Quit. Hopefully They’ve Learned Their Lesson

    How would you quit, if you had the guts? Let's entertain this thought for a moment.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My letter of resignation was: "I quit smoking one year ago and I like it. So I quit working because I'll like it even more. As of the first day of July I'm in early retirement, I won't get rich from working anyway."

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    #17

    Quit My Job Where The Owners Use And Abuse Me, My Hard Work, And My Kindness. I Had To Beg Them For A $1 Raise After 1.5 Years

    Quit My Job Where The Owners Use And Abuse Me, My Hard Work, And My Kindness. I Had To Beg Them For A $1 Raise After 1.5 Years

    My second job offered me a $3 raise after two weeks because they were so impressed with my performance. So long.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    More proof that you shouldn't put up with stingy asshole bosses. You're always worth more than they pay you, or else they would have replaced you with someone cheaper.

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    #18

    Funny Quit Notice

    Funny Quit Notice

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    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    the inconvenience sign below made me crack up///

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    #19

    Madlad Quits His Job

    Madlad Quits His Job

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Bad or not, the boss is right. It's extremely unprofessional to quit over text.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ā€˜Not great news’: US boss fires 900 employees on a Zoom call https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/dec/07/not-great-news-us-boss-fires-900-employees-on-a-zoom-call

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    Yo Momma
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A company can fire you without cause and without a 2 week notice, you can do the same. I see no issue with this.

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This pic isn't new. Last time it appeared on a BP list the overwhelming majority of comments agreed with the boss. Not to say this isn't a surprising way to quit, but the employee is very definitely not the hero of this story

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Its unprofessional to be fired over text or zoom...

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How to get internet points while ensuring you'll never get a good reference.

    Anagram margana
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Where did someone who made it to even a semi-adult working age get the idea that it’s ok to do anything remotely like this?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Thanks. And reading some of the replies on here, I'm not so sure they all reached semi-adult state yet...

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Saying STFU to your boss kinda guarantees you have to remove that entire job from your CV because future employers might phone them to find out how you were as a worker... and they'll say, "Oh him? He told me to STFU, so there's that."

    Bryn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It might be a standard, but it's not required.

    purple zebra
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How did the two weeks notice ever even start? It takes my company longer than two months to even post the job, let alone hire and train someone new so what is the point of it? It’s not like you could all of a sudden finish all your work in two weeks either. It’s so awkward to have to stick around for two weeks after you’ve made it known you no longer liked the job.

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They don't give you two weeks before your fired to make sure you have another job so you won't be in a bind

    Mica Silvia
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Tf" I think they're lucky they lost you ..

    Wreathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This isn't style. This is just pathetic

    Lissy 🤘
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I just found out what STFU means and I absolutely agree with everyone here. @NsG you are right. The employee is not the hero.

    janel jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    you can quit any way you want there are no rules.

    Iifa A.
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I did exactly this after 2 years in company, plus one semiyear during pandemic. I closed the shop 1am, at 9am I got 22messages on my day off. My only reply: resigned, effective now. Solicitor details. And I removed any connection with the company, people, shops they have. Any manager who brings you to say STFU doesn't deserve anything. Thanks to the last company I have made it my mission to make sure people I interact with and hire do not let me or any other manager speak to them like sh*t. Your lowest paid worker is usually the face of the company. when your manager says "you need this job, you have to be available and ready in case we text" you quit. If people wouldn't be afraid to stand for themselves or afraid to lose salary things would change faster. Expecting workers to be early, stay longer and then you scream at them should never be tolerated. If those were children and manager a teacher. He would be jailed

    Remala555
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    whats the boss gonna do? fire him?

    Jerry Juneau
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    All an employer can do is give your dates of employment, title and wage information. Two weeks notice is kind of b.s. If you are getting laid off or terminated, you usually don’t get notice of that.

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So many companies firing or laying off employees over a sms...

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    In the US, a 2-week notice is actually NOT required. It is the professional thing to do, as it gives the employer time to try to hire/train a replacement. But it ISN'T required. And let's be honest: how often do employers treat their employees professionally? Do employees get a 2-week notice to find a new job, when they're laid off? Not usually. And of course they never get one when they're fired, even if that firing is for completely made up bullsh!t reasons. And yes, that does happen. So, yeah, u should try to give notice. But sometimes, u just can't. We've all worked sh!tty jobs, and stayed way too long, because we all have bills. Sometimes, though, ur treated like sh!t for so long, that u finally reach ur breaking point. Or something so bad or unfair happens, that u just can't go on. In those cases, I like to think of it as you firing your employer. And, like I said, nobody gets a 2-week notice when they're fired. At least this person let their employer know, instead of just disappearing.

    Capelli rosa e patate
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Boss is completely right. The employee is being an ass

    Stephanie Raymond
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Heh, the employer wouldn't give you two weeks. And if you give two weeks, they won't give you any hours.

    Autumn Artemis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Jeez... be careful which bridges you burn. That one might cost ya.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What goes around, might come around.

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    Briana Kessler
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    I'd agree with the boss, but employers more often than not treat employees like crap. I've lost the will to care how people quit anymore.

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    THIS is GOLD. FK your advance notice. 99% of companies will fire you on the spot anyway. Also, no employer EVER gives an employee advance notice they are going to be fired, so why TF do they think they are entitled to advance notice? FK that...

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What are you, thirteen?

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    Jerry Royal
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yeah maybe, but I have never seen a employer give two weeks notice to firing A person, so there's that!

    Jerry Royal
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yeah maybe, but I have never seen a employer give two weeks notice to firing someone!

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The boss is right, it IS unprofessional to not give any notice - and I imagine that if this person who quit needed a future reference from their former boss, it's not going to go so well for them. :I

    Paul Beebe
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Funny how companies will make sure to tell you that you work in an "At will State", which means you can be let go for absolutely no reason at all at any time-then have the balls to tell you that you have to give 2 weeks notice when quitting----yeah... kiss my ass...

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    In the U.S. IT IS NOT a requirement to give 2 weeks notice. It's a courtesy.

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    this one's my favorite

    ape
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    they can dump us on a moment notice, don't see why we owe them anything. 2 weeks more culturaly required slavery? which of you inbred owners thought we OWE you anything.

    Jack Smiley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Each job does not actually require a 2 week notice they use that time to find a replacement and you are not required to give them that notice

    MJLstrd
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Gave 2 week notice at a killer job and was asked if I wouldn't like to take those 2 weeks as vacation instead

    Adam Leviness
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I've only ever given one job a two week notice. That was only because any time an employee put in their notice the petty boss fired them on the spot ans then claimed the quit and fought their unemoyemnt. So, I was the first person in the history of the company that put in a 2 week notice with an official letter of resignation, gave it to the boss, HR, and had a copy myself. My hope was that he would still fire me and I could collect unemployment for two weeks until my next job started. He didn't do that, but I've never put in a 2 week notice. I've never met an employer in my life that would give me a 2-week notice. Even when I was laid off and the company new they'd be losing their contract with our client a month in advance. They waited until we all came in the day after the contract expires and laid us off. Screw the employer, if they can't cover an employee not showing up to their shift or quiting then they don't have enough people working and it's most likely a terrible job

    Rapunzel Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yeah but he quit so the boss can shut the f**k up

    spooky bisexual Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    yes go person(I don't the gender)

    Constance Zoutis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    But who cares

    Shiloh Casey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "How come?"

    Price McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    saw this earlier this year and used it myself

    Becca Hauck
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How many bosses give you a 2 weeks notice before firing you/laying you off? It's professional to make sure a company isn't inconvenienced by workers quitting but it's what? when a company shows you the door the minute it makes sense for them even though you actually need that money to live off of?!

    H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Unless there's a contract in place, no job "requires" two weeks notice. It's not a law or rule. It's a professional courtesy that benefits ONLY the employer. If an employer can tell you not to come in tomorrow you're fired, I see no reason why an employee can't say, I'm not coming in tomorrow, I quit āœŒļø

    Christina T
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If a company can let you go without a 2 week notice, why should anyone have to give THEM a 2 week notice.

    Bernice Xkembri
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    the employee is right, after all, employers can call you to work a shift you weren't scheduled for, so why the 2-week notice? it's not like they can find someone else in 2 weeks anyway. I also heard you can fire through email nowadays, so there.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yet an employer can fire/layoff an employee right on the spot.

    Crycket
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Two weeks is a courtesy, not a requirement.

    Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Good luck with that experience letter

    Ruth Dyke
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Firing 900 employees without a 2 weeks notice over Zoom is not professional or kind. Not giving your employer 2 weeks notice may not be professional, but so what. Enjoy your new job.

    Avie Cot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Best ....one .....ever!!!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What baffles me is how many people think this is okay. this boss said "good luck" and got basically a slap on the mouth in retaliation. It might be a shitty boss - it might not, we don't know - but how you act just says a lot about YOU. Not about them. So this guy would not get a job from me without putting him under close supervision. Most likely I wouldn't hire him at all. I really dislike rude people.

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I looked all through the comments to find this at the bottom and then it was downvoted. Didn't any other notice, that the boss told him "Good luck". That doesn't deserve the parting shot I think.

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    Anne Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Very childish.

    Jetto Scranda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He still will need to work 2 more weeks... for that guy.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Bad ethics not employable anyhow.

    Julie Hoecherl-Grobner
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What a great guy šŸ™„

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    #20

    I Did A Thing Today

    I Did A Thing Today

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I like this one.

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    #21

    After Successfully Opening His Own Business, My Best Friend Quit His Corporate Job After 18 Years And Left This For Them To Remember Him By

    After Successfully Opening His Own Business, My Best Friend Quit His Corporate Job After 18 Years And Left This For Them To Remember Him By

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Coz that's what legends do

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    #22

    I Quit My Job Today But Left Them Something To Remember Me By. Inspired By Another Post From A Few Months Ago

    I Quit My Job Today But Left Them Something To Remember Me By. Inspired By Another Post From A Few Months Ago

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He looks so happy during his ascension to a better future!

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    #23

    Onto Bigger And Better Things

    Onto Bigger And Better Things

    The note says: "This is a picture of T-Rex, my favorite Dinosaur. It's also my two weeks notice."

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    We can read and their handwriting is legible.

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    #24

    My "Partner In Crime" At Work Is Announcing His Resignation Today, And This Is How We Are Doing It

    My "Partner In Crime" At Work Is Announcing His Resignation Today, And This Is How We Are Doing It

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    People really have time... some of us just stood up and never came back. Sent a text later

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    #25

    Handing In This Resignation Letter Today

    Handing In This Resignation Letter Today

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The censorship here is fücking ridiculous.

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    #26

    Best Resignation Letter Ever

    Best Resignation Letter Ever

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Straight to the point.

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    #27

    How To Quit Your Summer Job At Dairy Queen

    How To Quit Your Summer Job At Dairy Queen

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'd think that would be the least boring part of the day, tho.

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    #28

    I Work At A Supermarket And This Is My Resignation Letter

    I Work At A Supermarket And This Is My Resignation Letter

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    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Wow, lots of effort has been put into this Aussie one!

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    #29

    A Letter Of Resignation From My Sister's Job

    A Letter Of Resignation From My Sister's Job

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    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    d 'yours sincerely' šŸ˜­šŸ¤

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    #30

    So I Quit My Job And I Just Took This Into Work

    So I Quit My Job And I Just Took This Into Work

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    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I wonder what flavor it is!

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    #31

    The Best Resignation Letter Ever

    The Best Resignation Letter Ever

    The note says: "Due to the nature of my bills and the fact that I occasionally enjoy eating more than once per day, among other issues, I have accepted a position at another company. I have attempted to address these issues multiple times to no avail, so I feel it is in my best interest to take a new approach. They have requested that I start on December 29th, so my last day will be December 23rd, as I have prior commitments the 24th through the 28th. Thanks"

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    One of my co-workers wrote: "Since my wife refuses to finance my hobbies any longer, I'm forced to quit because I have found a job that pays more than enough to cover my costs of living and have hobbies."

    #32

    My 6-Year-Old Niece Quit On Me After 30 Mins Of Work

    My 6-Year-Old Niece Quit On Me After 30 Mins Of Work

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "This is not the job for me so I'm quitting." So young, so wise.

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    #33

    Eat My Resignation. When It’s Time To Move On

    Eat My Resignation. When It’s Time To Move On

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    Adam Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Clearly not a real place. This is just an advert for the cake company.

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    #34

    Today I’m Quitting My College Restaurant Job And This Is How I’m Doing It

    Today I’m Quitting My College Restaurant Job And This Is How I’m Doing It

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The meme isn't shitty at all.

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    #35

    I Decided It Was Best To Take A Tactful Approach When Telling My Significant Other I Had Quit My Job This Afternoon

    I Decided It Was Best To Take A Tactful Approach When Telling My Significant Other I Had Quit My Job This Afternoon

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I love this, fly Mike, be free

    #36

    I Put In My Two Weeks Notice Via Sympathy Card

    I Put In My Two Weeks Notice Via Sympathy Card

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My main concern with using an actual card is they cost like $2 whereas the paper in the office costs you $0.

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    #37

    My Resignation Letter To HR, I Will Not Be In Tomorrow

    My Resignation Letter To HR, I Will Not Be In Tomorrow

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    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Punishment. This isn't grade-school folks. If you haven't committed an actual crime and you're being "punished" (jobs, relationships, whatever), just friggin' WALK OUT.

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    #38

    My Colleague Of 10 Years Finally Quit His Job To Work For His Church. Here's What He Put Up All Round The Building. Legend

    My Colleague Of 10 Years Finally Quit His Job To Work For His Church. Here's What He Put Up All Round The Building. Legend

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He's going to work as a full time minster? Interesting. Aren't they usually bigger and made of stone?

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    #39

    I Got The Offer To My Dream Job And Sent This Resignation Letter To My Division President And CC’d HR When I Quit On The Spot

    I Got The Offer To My Dream Job And Sent This Resignation Letter To My Division President And CC’d HR When I Quit On The Spot

    The letter says: "I am resigning effective immediately. By the time I have sent this email I will have already dropped my laptop off with IT and probably left the building. I want you to know that the reason I am leaving is because you specifically have created one of the most toxic work environments I have ever worked in. I have never worked in an environment where I have had to defend someone from being fired because of their accent or because they had to miss work due to medical reasons. Both of which I have had to do with you. I have never worked in an environment where someone in management was so micromanaging as you yet knew so little of the actual work it takes to get those tasks done as I have with you. And finally I have never worked in an environment where I could be warning management of issues that prevent us from accomplishing our goals only to be ignored then be lectured when things go south because of the issues I tried to flag. 
    I truly don't know how this division has not imploded due to the micromanaging and toxicity at the top levels and I will be very happy to leave."

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Telling them how it is and for sure being ignored one more time.

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    #40

    I Put My Resignation Letter On A Leftover Halloween Decoration In My Boss's Office This Morning

    I Put My Resignation Letter On A Leftover Halloween Decoration In My Boss's Office This Morning

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Worked to death

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    #41

    6 Months Ago This Is How I Submitted My 2 Week's Notice. Today Several Of My Former Coworkers Got Canned

    6 Months Ago This Is How I Submitted My 2 Week's Notice. Today Several Of My Former Coworkers Got Canned

    It says: "Happy **** 2-week notice. Seriously, I will miss like 91.7% of you!"

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    11/12 = 91.66666%... I guess they had 12 coworkers. (Or 24, of which they hated 2.)

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    #42

    Too Funny. My Co-Worker's Resignation Letter

    Too Funny. My Co-Worker's Resignation Letter

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The chemical formula is what I think it is? :D

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    #43

    2 Weeks Notice And My Store Manager Likes Turtles

    2 Weeks Notice And My Store Manager Likes Turtles

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It's a nice gesture.

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    #44

    Quit My Job And Left A Message For My Successor

    Quit My Job And Left A Message For My Successor

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Drag queen! Yasss

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    #45

    My Friend Just Quit His Job At Brookstone

    My Friend Just Quit His Job At Brookstone

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    #46

    Today At Work Someone Found This Resignation Letter Buried In The Warehouse

    Today At Work Someone Found This Resignation Letter Buried In The Warehouse

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "hey, anyone seen Jerry lately? Somebody go check on Jerry"

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    #47

    So I Decided To Quit My Job Yesterday. And This Is What I Went In With Today

    So I Decided To Quit My Job Yesterday. And This Is What I Went In With Today

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    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    At least they did it with a smile. :)

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    #48

    A Cool Way To Hand In Your Notice

    A Cool Way To Hand In Your Notice

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ā€œLoveā€???

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    #49

    Best Two Weeks Notice Ever

    Best Two Weeks Notice Ever

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    Queserasera423
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Aw, this was a nice one

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    #50

    I’ve Never Laughed So Hard At An Order. You Sir Are A Legend. When You Get A Promotion But You Still Love Your Workplace So You Quit With Macarons

    I’ve Never Laughed So Hard At An Order. You Sir Are A Legend. When You Get A Promotion But You Still Love Your Workplace So You Quit With Macarons

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    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    lol

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    #51

    My Resignation Letter, Turning It In Today

    My Resignation Letter, Turning It In Today

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    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm hiding a comment :)

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    #52

    Cleaning My Office, Ran Across This Exit Survey I Took When I Quit A 6 Figure Job

    Cleaning My Office, Ran Across This Exit Survey I Took When I Quit A 6 Figure Job

    The answer is: "If I have to do anything for 11 hrs a day 330 days a year, it will certainly not be with a cynical and stressed-out management team trying to get a traumatized and unmotivated workforce to maintain production."

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    #53

    This Is What You Get If You Quit The Right Way

    This Is What You Get If You Quit The Right Way

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    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    you confuse me with happy and stupid. why in the ham sandwich would you do that

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    #54

    Thought Youd Like My Instant Resignation Text, No Response

    Thought Youd Like My Instant Resignation Text, No Response

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    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Obviously seems like this was the result they were hoping for if they were cutting their hours AND requiring them to work on Christmas

    #55

    Resignation Letter

    Resignation Letter

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    michelle neugebauer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I like this! Short and to the point!

    #56

    Two Types Of 2 Week Notices: I Care And I'm Sad To Be Leaving, And IDGAF

    Two Types Of 2 Week Notices: I Care And I'm Sad To Be Leaving, And IDGAF

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    I'm not American so what does "Leaving for A2" mean? EDIT: Thanks to all for replying. I was just curious.

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    #57

    A Proper Letter Of Resignation

    A Proper Letter Of Resignation

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    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Is that their tip jar? I can't tell.

    #58

    After 2 Days, He Disappeared To "Get Something From His Car" At 2:30pm And Never Came Back. He Left My Favorite Resignation Letter Ever

    After 2 Days, He Disappeared To "Get Something From His Car" At 2:30pm And Never Came Back. He Left My Favorite Resignation Letter Ever

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They blacked out the $7.25...

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    #59

    Quit My Job Today In Style

    Quit My Job Today In Style

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The math seems a tad (full week) off - or is that an Office reference where Michael Scott wouldn't be able to calculate the correct date and I should be laughing?

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    #60

    A Resignation Letter

    A Resignation Letter

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    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    aw! nice and chilling

    #61

    I Quit My Job The Other Day

    I Quit My Job The Other Day

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    #62

    How I Announced My Resignation At My Job Of 10 Years

    How I Announced My Resignation At My Job Of 10 Years

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    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Two months?!?

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    #63

    Best Resignation Letter Ever - Short And Sweet

    Best Resignation Letter Ever - Short And Sweet

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Short, sweet AND readable! :)

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    #64

    My Brother Gave His Two Week's Notice

    My Brother Gave His Two Week's Notice

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A hand drawn condolence taco eating chicken. Salt of the earth, right here

    #65

    Sent This As A Part Of My Resignation Email After Walking Out Of My Shift

    Sent This As A Part Of My Resignation Email After Walking Out Of My Shift

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    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The irony is, if I remember correctly he's actually sitting down, not standing up.

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    #66

    This Was My Resignation Letter To My Work. I Gave Them A Sympathy Card

    This Was My Resignation Letter To My Work. I Gave Them A Sympathy Card

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    Amanda Appleton
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    must be a cat

    #67

    After A Year Of Working Out Of My Available Hours And Sending Them A 2 Week Notice For Availability 3 Weeks Ago, I Was Told I Was To Be ā€œClosely Monitoredā€ For Closing Early

    After A Year Of Working Out Of My Available Hours And Sending Them A 2 Week Notice For Availability 3 Weeks Ago, I Was Told I Was To Be ā€œClosely Monitoredā€ For Closing Early

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Reminds me of a job my son quit (a supervisor gave him a heads up that particular facility would be closing for good in 1 month and told him who to apply to for a new job). For years they had been shutting down production to reboot the system due to some issue that would happen. My son showed them they didn't need to reboot thus saving them a lot of time and trouble. Due to the nature of the business, once he gave notice, standard practice is to escort the now former employee out. As they're doing so, he gets paged to come fix the system. He asked them what they wanted him to do, leave or fix the system? SO they lead him to the computer, he fixed the glitch, again for the umptenth time, and then they walked him out. In all the years he was there, they never bothered to learn what it was he'd do to save them from doing a total shutdown.

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    #68

    And That's How We Quit Our Summer Job

    And That's How We Quit Our Summer Job

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    #69

    My Coworker's Resignation Letter

    My Coworker's Resignation Letter

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Nicely done.

    #70

    Boss Asked For A Letter Of Resignation, She Got This

    Boss Asked For A Letter Of Resignation, She Got This

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    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    These are great!

    #71

    My Cookie Of Resignation

    My Cookie Of Resignation

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    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why waste a perfectly good cookie cake?!

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    #72

    How I Turned In My Two Weeks' Notice Yesterday

    How I Turned In My Two Weeks' Notice Yesterday

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    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    awww!

    #73

    If You’re Going To Give Bad News. It’s Better To Say It On A Cake Right?

    If You’re Going To Give Bad News. It’s Better To Say It On A Cake Right?

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    Honey Slime
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This cake looks so good, give me a piece plz

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    #74

    This Custom 2 Week Notice Card! I Had To Go Out In Style And This Card Was Perfect

    This Custom 2 Week Notice Card! I Had To Go Out In Style And This Card Was Perfect

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    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This seems to be a recurring theme...

    #75

    Well It's Been 6 Months Since I Finally Found A Job Worth Leaving That Hell Hole Excuse I Called A Job For. I Still Find My 2 Week Notice Hilarious

    Well It's Been 6 Months Since I Finally Found A Job Worth Leaving That Hell Hole Excuse I Called A Job For. I Still Find My 2 Week Notice Hilarious

    The fact they walked me to the gate tells me they didn't find it as amusing.

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    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    the people must have bad taste.

    #76

    My Sister Thinking About Quitting Her Job

    My Sister Thinking About Quitting Her Job

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    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The sticker ... :D

    #77

    My Friend Put In Her Two Weeks Notice By Giving This To Her Supervisor. Thankfully He Laughed

    My Friend Put In Her Two Weeks Notice By Giving This To Her Supervisor. Thankfully He Laughed

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    #78

    I'm Quitting My Job Today

    I'm Quitting My Job Today

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    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    whats the flavor?

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    #79

    I Turned In My 2 Weeks Notice At Work

    I Turned In My 2 Weeks Notice At Work

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    Bender Bending RodrĆ­guez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Love you?!!!!??????

    #80

    Eat My Resignation

    Eat My Resignation

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The PS is superfluous.

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    #81

    Quit My Job Today. Always Wanted To Do This

    Quit My Job Today. Always Wanted To Do This

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    #82

    My Friend Works At Warby Parker And Put In His Two Weeks Notice With This Cake

    My Friend Works At Warby Parker And Put In His Two Weeks Notice With This Cake

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    Canda (Cat Panda)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Covering up a horrible comment, don’t mind me

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    #83

    I Joined The Navy Recently And Will Be Going Off To Basic In A Few Months. I Put My 2 Weeks Notice In At Work Today. They Told Me To Make It "As Professional As Possible"

    I Joined The Navy Recently And Will Be Going Off To Basic In A Few Months. I Put My 2 Weeks Notice In At Work Today. They Told Me To Make It "As Professional As Possible"

    "Howdy,
    March 30th will be my last day for my epic journey as a Jason's Deli delivery driver will come to an end. I will begin my chapter as a sailor soon after. But I want you to remember me by setting out a beefeater and a side salad as the closest booth to the register everyday just in case I decide to stop by. Farewell"

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    Emmie Corwin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    that's... SMART! omg totes doing that when i get a job. I'm 11 soo

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    #84

    My 2 Weeks Notice. Sealed In Was With The Hand Of The King Stamp

    My 2 Weeks Notice. Sealed In Was With The Hand Of The King Stamp

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Majestic.

    #85

    How To Quit A Job 101

    How To Quit A Job 101

    It says: "Imma hit up college for a lil. Learnin s*** is better than workin. Aka TUTurnup! So yea I'm out August 11th. Peace out B****es. -Naom. P.S. See you b****es"

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I was always under the impression that you needed some basic knowledge of the English language to enter college.

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    #86

    Sorry For Your Loss

    Sorry For Your Loss

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Best way to resign. Don't tell them your name, leave a photo on your resignation letter and let them figure out who you are and what your job is.

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    #87

    Though You Guys Might Appreciate How I Quit My Sandwich Making Job A While Back

    Though You Guys Might Appreciate How I Quit My Sandwich Making Job A While Back

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    #88

    Now This Is How You Resign

    Now This Is How You Resign

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    EH P
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Chicken c**k?

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    #89

    I Quit My Job Today. Moving On To Better Opportunities

    I Quit My Job Today. Moving On To Better Opportunities

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    #90

    How To Give A 2 Weeks Notice

    How To Give A 2 Weeks Notice

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This "original" and "unique" resignation letter is very popular.