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A recent study showed that about nine in ten Americans (88%) see love as the most important reason to get married. And it totally makes sense. With butterflies running errands in your stomach, making this most important decision of your life just feels like the right thing to do.

But as soon as you tie the knot, the game changes, the cards turn, and a new world of married life opens up to you. Both the biggest blessing, and occasionally a solid curse, living in a family unit with your significant other is full of hilarious little moments.

From finding out your husband eats spaghetti with a spoon, to 79% of your marriage being about texting each other the shared passwords, these are some of the brutally honest tweets from people who know it all too well.

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Leo Domitrix
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband cannot look behind the orange juice. It's like some sort of law of physics. He cannot move the OJ to find something else. So I hide chocolate there.

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It’s no secret that married life is one heck of a task. Because it’s one thing to meet the love of your life, and another to actually commit to a lifelong healthy relationship.

In a previous interview with Bored Panda, Suzann Pileggi Pawelski and her husband James Pawelski, the authors of "Happy Together: Using the Science of Positive Psychology to Build Love That Lasts," said that one of the biggest challenges that most newlyweds face is how someone can be sure that they're ready for marriage.

Moreover, most newlyweds put all their energy into wedding preparations and totally forget what it’s all about. "A wedding is a magical day, no doubt, and of course something to celebrate, but what about planning for all the days to come in our marriage which is intended to last a lifetime?”

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Nicole Tomme
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

New boredpanda article idea: Questions You Will Regret Asking Your Spouse.

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The book authors claim that most newlyweds believe that happily ever after happens naturally, but that’s wrong. “Research shows it’s healthy habits that build long-term love," they said. Without our effort, a successful marriage is hardly possible.

“Popular culture seems to romanticize marriage, making people think that once you get married, you can merely ride off into the sunset together. That’s obviously not the case. It takes work." The couple concluded that healthy relationships take hard work, just like everything that's worth going for in life.

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Alexandra Lewis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is brilliant. Why didn't I think of this? I have to rely on being able to recognise the sound of my partner's car as he pulls into the drive and a speedy reaction with the TV control.

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Donny Gerdes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a friend that whenever his wife gets mad at him he tightens the jar of pickles as hard as he can to force her to come to him to open it forcing her to speak to him lol married 60 years

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now imagine what would have happened if he mentioned that super tan lady they saw walking down the street last week....

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Thenatural
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy posts a lot...about his wife,his kids...and it seems his entire life is played out with a dialogue from a sitcom...seriously..I can almost hear the canned laughter with every tweet!

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Scagsy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife says I don't listen. The other day she was going on about eating healthy and some other stuff.

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WillemPenn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does this include what the other person did in your dreams? Cause last night in my dream my husband went on vacation without me but this morning he refuses to apologize like "I don't even know why you are mad at me!" Oh you know why, Bob. You know why.

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David Martin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My girlfriend will randomly return from the gas station with a 32oz soda for me if I haven't gone with her that time. Not every time, like two out of three, so it's a surprise when it happens. It's a small thing, but to me, that's a part of the love language; It says she loves me and was thinking of me

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Mark Serbian
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should have claimed it was not intended for him ... THAT gets things moving

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Kate Yeti
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😆 A few months after moving in to our home, our elderly neighbors were out working in their yard when the wife yelled ""OH, SHOVE IT UP YOUR #$%!" and stomped inside, slamming the door. My husband and I looked at each other lovingly and agreed that we want to be just like them when we grow old.

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Borgia 137
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Warning: TMI Well, honestly i wear them all year long except for my period(when i use normal pads). Not for urine, but a discharge. I hate it on panties. But that's the price for being "ready" all the time, so i don't. complain.

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Tabitha L
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure that parents can be blamed for people being messy. I had to make my bed every day as I child. Now, I never make the bed, and the first thing I do in a hotel room is to tear the bed apart. Made beds are oppressive to me.

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Pau Tea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. I always feel like my partner is not on my side when he doesn't hate the things/people I hate. Oh, the betrayal!

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Harold Summer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This year I thought I remembered before she did and texted her "Happy Anniversary". Only to find out she had emailed me "Happy Anniversary" 30 minutes earlier. So close.

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Scagsy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Wakes up halfway through* Wait.. pause it. What did I miss? Must have nodded off there for a sec.

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Just JoLynn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I take pictures of items I know my husband won't remember and text them to him.

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AntiNutjob
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people really do walk loudly. Trust me, we have floorboards.

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BG
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She has no idea where her phone is, it's in silent mode... (it's in her bra).

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Brenda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband would SO say that! He can turn the most innocent comment into a sexual innuendo. Or is that all men?

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*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no her 10 year old child coincidentally has the same name as the baby that she was going to have at her baby shower 10 years ago, and it is completely by coincidence that they would share the same birthday. That baby that she was supposed to have is hidden in the void now. There is no return.

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Leo Domitrix
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I started asking my husband directly to not leave dirty socks all over the house in 1993. It's 2020. He still does it, then says he "forgot". I had his doctor check his hearing, sense of smell, an deyesight. All good. He just apparently likes the "dirty sock" home decor.

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BG
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's 85F, you'll probably need to bring a sweater. My wife keeps a blanket in my convertible for summer drives.

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