Before choosing a place to eat when visiting a new city, I can easily spend half an hour scrolling through reviews online. I want to browse the menu, see photos of the food, get a feel for the ambiance and read detailed reviews about other patrons’ experiences, so I can make an informed decision about where to spend my money.
And while most reviews are helpful, when you read through enough of them, you’re bound to stumble upon some that are emotionally charged or hilariously written. Those are the ones we’re celebrating today! Below, you’ll find some of the funniest and most brutally honest reviews people have shared online for businesses, products and more. Enjoy scrolling through, and keep reading to find conversations with moderators from the Humorous Reviews and Google Reviews subreddits!
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This is a great review! Sometimes the language barrier isn't one.
I love this one. I've seen it many times, and I always crack a rueful smile. That lady could be me! Also, I want her pants.
I could see Audi doing this. Bouche would just ignore it, unless it were zoomies time.
This is cute. I hope Google was happy with the review.
How dare the author not be clairvoyant! Bad author!
ADULTING TIP: When you buy new shoes (or really any clothing you are not sure about) wear them for a while in some situation where you are not committed. A trip to the grocery store or a walk around your block. Don't make your first time wearing Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes be at work. Or - alternate tip - bring a spare pair of shoes just in case. Source: I am a big brained rocket scientist who knows some shoes suck after your feet are in them for a while. /J
Was this the "No tell" motel? ( A reference to the movie, A Summer Place.)
This made me lol. Lived in London 4 years and it had very underwhelming scaffolding around it the whole time.
The home of the chucked nuggets. Hey, that might work.
At least OP admitted it wasn't the store's fault.
Found this in the reviews for a local restaurant
If the movie was amazing, why give it one star? Oh yeah, you had to write an essay. Sigh.
I wonder what this review is about... Like which venue got reviewed.
I’m deeply disappointed by the lack of sugar-free gummy bear reviews
If you want to laugh your butt off at reviews, I suggest you go to Amazon and read the reviews for a book called, "Moon People." I had tears coming out of my eyes reading all the comments about this likely atrocious book.
Found it! -- https://www.amazon.com/Moon-People-Dale-M-Courtney/dp/1436372135/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2PP4T692LPESZ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.woFzVQtxQFrdUQPKIeBpP_pfN0Ptx4gOUFJq9SGypDDQV4quwCW2jjqg9GHqVXbU4IT9lnRUljxvF12g76B_zHy-lZKZ2IEJyPJIJfJjiSec7fWWTrKHYAqjIOo9wUlS7GX6Vv8DT6T2swmy5rDXPc2kfK09dZ19B7tO0DipEHqvAKHJ7lwlfcqJHw6lGpz-YwEeEYDwMUYjHelVjwMXtfSIV4GyLf8CKFQsSnOpBi8.hlq6HvVWAuFMFtGeIWMo7BcViubxXKF1iywv9gZ7yp4&dib_tag=se&keywords=moon+people+book&qid=1711826004&sprefix=moon+people+boo%2Caps%2C313&sr=8-1#customerReviews
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If you want to laugh your butt off at reviews, I suggest you go to Amazon and read the reviews for a book called, "Moon People." I had tears coming out of my eyes reading all the comments about this likely atrocious book.
Found it! -- https://www.amazon.com/Moon-People-Dale-M-Courtney/dp/1436372135/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2PP4T692LPESZ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.woFzVQtxQFrdUQPKIeBpP_pfN0Ptx4gOUFJq9SGypDDQV4quwCW2jjqg9GHqVXbU4IT9lnRUljxvF12g76B_zHy-lZKZ2IEJyPJIJfJjiSec7fWWTrKHYAqjIOo9wUlS7GX6Vv8DT6T2swmy5rDXPc2kfK09dZ19B7tO0DipEHqvAKHJ7lwlfcqJHw6lGpz-YwEeEYDwMUYjHelVjwMXtfSIV4GyLf8CKFQsSnOpBi8.hlq6HvVWAuFMFtGeIWMo7BcViubxXKF1iywv9gZ7yp4&dib_tag=se&keywords=moon+people+book&qid=1711826004&sprefix=moon+people+boo%2Caps%2C313&sr=8-1#customerReviews
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