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Before choosing a place to eat when visiting a new city, I can easily spend half an hour scrolling through reviews online. I want to browse the menu, see photos of the food, get a feel for the ambiance and read detailed reviews about other patrons’ experiences, so I can make an informed decision about where to spend my money.

And while most reviews are helpful, when you read through enough of them, you’re bound to stumble upon some that are emotionally charged or hilariously written. Those are the ones we’re celebrating today! Below, you’ll find some of the funniest and most brutally honest reviews people have shared online for businesses, products and more. Enjoy scrolling through, and keep reading to find conversations with moderators from the Humorous Reviews and Google Reviews subreddits!

#1

Time Stops For No Man

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
Community Member
2 years ago

Could be worse. Could be working.

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    #2

    Hilarious Review For An Auto-Shop

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is a great review! Sometimes the language barrier isn't one.

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    #3

    Me_irl

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I love this one. I've seen it many times, and I always crack a rueful smile. That lady could be me! Also, I want her pants.

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    #4

    Blessed_special_cat

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I could see Audi doing this. Bouche would just ignore it, unless it were zoomies time.

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    #5

    Leave This Man Alone

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is cute. I hope Google was happy with the review.

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    #6

    What A Comment

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    robecca leyden
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oof that's a savage review

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    #7

    Oh Damn

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That must be some awful food.

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    #8

    This Review For A Book About Demons

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    WOW! Awesome deal. The actual Bible only has 16.

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    #9

    Meow_irl

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Kitty looks grumpy.

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    #10

    Looking For A New Mandoline

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Cuts human flesh well. Ask me how I know.

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    #11

    Imagine Working Hard To Write A Book And You Get This As A Review

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    How dare the author not be clairvoyant! Bad author!

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    #12

    A Violation

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Bwahhaha.

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    #13

    Review For A Restaurant In North Carolina

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    3 Otters 🦦
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Another episode of the Twilight Zone

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    #14

    The Dark Forces Armre Among Us

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well, that settles it. Monica has to go.

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    #15

    Cute

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Awww. Such sweet Tommys

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    #16

    Satan’s Shoes

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    ADULTING TIP: When you buy new shoes (or really any clothing you are not sure about) wear them for a while in some situation where you are not committed. A trip to the grocery store or a walk around your block. Don't make your first time wearing Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes be at work. Or - alternate tip - bring a spare pair of shoes just in case. Source: I am a big brained rocket scientist who knows some shoes suck after your feet are in them for a while. /J

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    #17

    This Review Of A Drone Had Me Crying

    This is a review of a drone 

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Drone? Meat slicer? Is this guy for real?

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    #18

    My Favorite Dive Bar

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Was this the "No tell" motel? ( A reference to the movie, A Summer Place.)

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    #19

    Just A Big Clock That Is Doomed To Go Digital

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    robecca leyden
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This made me lol. Lived in London 4 years and it had very underwhelming scaffolding around it the whole time.

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    #20

    Don’t Let Jeff Borrow Your Shoes

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Jeff's review: 4 out of 5. Would steal again.

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    #21

    Drunk Penguins

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    Tiffany
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Cry me a river🤣

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    #22

    Burger

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    Brian Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Welcome to Goodburger!

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    #23

    Just McDonald's Things

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The home of the chucked nuggets. Hey, that might work.

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    #24

    Fatty

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    Jinx (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    still gave 3 stars?

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    #25

    Review Of My Local Racquetball Club

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I mean it's not a pet, it's a service iguana

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    #26

    Club In Prague That Closed Down Because Of Covid19, Poor Lad Tho

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Fancy club prague

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    #27

    Didn't Forget Review Though

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    At least OP admitted it wasn't the store's fault.

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    #28

    Found This In The Reviews For A Local Restaurant

    Found this in the reviews for a local restaurant

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Water is good.

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    #29

    Me Disliking The Math Video In 3rd Grade Be Like:

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If the movie was amazing, why give it one star? Oh yeah, you had to write an essay. Sigh.

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    #30

    Tracy The Executioner

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Toddler, dog, car?

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    #31

    This Owner Is Ruthless Lol

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    LAWLAWLAW
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Fill my crack in

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    #32

    Local Spa Near Me

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    Michelle my Belle.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Was the reviewer the masseuse or the client?

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    #33

    Ahem!?

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I wonder what this review is about... Like which venue got reviewed.

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    #34

    Does Great Clips Still Do Hair?... Or Did I Miss Something?

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I shouldn't want hair in my food, even mine.

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    #35

    Browsing Chinese Restaurants Nearby. Found This

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    Colt Winkler
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Thanks🗿

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    #36

    Only Review On Phonocut

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    She had an affair with WHO?

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    #37

    Karen Goes For A Day Cruise

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    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Happy to chow down on crackers, but not bread?

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    #38

    Honest Review Ngl

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What was OP expecting, I wonder.

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    #39

    Whenever I Try Look Up Reviews For Anything This Man Always Appears

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ok but sweet baby Jesus peanut butter porter is pretty funny

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    #40

    Review For A KFC In Vermont

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I wonder what really happened.

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