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People enlist the help of Photoshop experts for a number of reasons, and usually expect to see the issues with their photos corrected in a clean, professional manner. The following folks, however, turned to James Fridman for their photo fix-ups, and got pretty much the polar opposite.

James Fridman is one of the (if not the) most renowned Photoshop trolls on the Internet, and he's pretty much a master at taking the pictures people send him and sending back finished products that make them wish they were never born. Rest assured that no matter how specific of a request you give this man, he will follow through with it exactly how it's written. He's like a genie from a lamp that grants wishes way too literally.

Scroll down to see his latest visual zingers, and check out some more of his hilarious work here.

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CBN2143
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the binder under his arm hahaha!

Karolína T.
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Major Charles Emerson Winchster III

Sandra Nicht
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all he needs is a pocket protector (if he had a shirt pocket)

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    Kirsty Roylance
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's better than the scary eyes on the first pic lol

    Eyeball
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth is she staring so intensely in the first place?? LMAO

    ugaas wiilhoog
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who kisses with their eyes open, I bet she also has her eyes open when she sneezes.

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    Robert Bailey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are "short shorts?" I wonder what he would consider the shorts we wore in the 70s and 80s.

    ZaCloud
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, I know right? I mean, how much longer can his shorts even BE and still be called shorts?

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    Merilyn Horton
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im laughing so hard I'm gonna wake my neighbours

    M. M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha the guy in the back with cargo shorts

    Sheralyn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well-played James, well-played.

    Ingrid Tsai
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think his legs are perfectly fine though

    Zinia Sundahl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fave is the one with the hat on the right

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    Groundskeeper Willy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should've removed the whole "plastic thing".

    Mohammed Lambat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we know James has a bit of human in him... he's not only savagery!

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    June Pixeld
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe its the angle or smth , the whole thing looks a little scary

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what anorexia looks like. Her hands are like claws, and no one should ever be able to see the veins on your stomach. She's not carrying a lot of muscle, either.

    Vasanth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many noticed the lips?

    Barb Logan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks so much better with them. Bet she doesn't think so. smh

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    Emily Williams
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her fake boobs were removed. The plastic thing she meant was the pinkish think in the right bottom corner though

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    Allison Baker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her lips look way prettier after!

    Susan Gardner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake lips and boobs GONE... so much better!!

    adoracat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a minute, too...he made her breasts smaller, removing the "plastic things" inside the bra. ;)

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    RaroaRaroa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure people send these photos in just to see what funny result they get. There was no way she really expected him to photoshop a face he couldn't even see.

    Erwin Sanz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why james cant capture the next frame?

    Oscar
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have done that to him to begin with.

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    Amanda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok not sure if this is a Dear Evan Hansen reference but... NO ONE DESERVES TO BE FORGOTTEN

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    Mieke Sorée
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this one. On the train. People stared at me.

    Rebekah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a side note - what a handsome kid.

    Rã Field
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The light shows that mama had to play her instructions dvd~ just for the last time before prom was awaiting..

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    Pui Suwa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute a*s really 😂😂😂

    earringnut
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by the look on its face it's quite a hot one too.

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    Lidee Moril
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the 2nd photo will probably generate much more likes than the first photo with the shallow ‘look at me’ a*s.

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with his face? He's a cute little bugger :)

    sh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Geez, I mean look at their faces; haters.

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    Swarf
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those girls are so basic, they get upstaged by a six year old minding his own business.

    Reema Chadha Nanda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you dislike a child? Seriously woman

    Mari Wilby Os Olli
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you not like his sweet little face??? You two on the other hand...😕

    Dragos Valentin Radulescu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dislike both of their faces. Would be a nightmare to wake next to that.

    M O'Connell
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    8 years ago

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    The girl on the left is quite cute, I think. A beautiful smile is a beautiful smile is a beautiful smile....

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    Polfsky Pol
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a mean thing to say about that boy!

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid is the best one in the picture.

    Johanna Zamora
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like real christian values, ladies

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaah, alright. That's what people mean when they say: "Wow, you're just legs."

    Rebekah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We represent the Lollypop Guild, the Lollypop Guild, the Lollypop Guild...

    Rã Field
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smile was overwhelming for the boy who insisted that all’ were around his size, or smaller... “this photographer will be getting further jobs, especially when it comes to ‘cutting down’ required sorts to size..

    Vanessica Bloxgirl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dad is me when i have long leggings

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    just a thought !
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His question itself seems like he wanted that !

    Inservio Letum
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is a perfect example why you should not use shock collars on children

    bananafanah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stripe shirt guy has pooper-scooper?

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have the biggest problems in the world. Can the entire world get out the violins for that friend?

    Eyeball
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First world problems. How about getting not so petty friends

    Beverly Palmacci
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the jealous one on the left sticking out her tongue? The other two look rather enamored of each other actually.

    Katie Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her friends need a better friend.

    Rã Field
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well i had to ask for a better viewing of my bff; this way we can amire the moment longer..& Kate who in the pic??

    Kiahna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl in the white is mad that you weren't looking at her? Jeez...

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    Erwin Sanz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original photo is already freaking

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't in the first place, girl!

    Scott Johnson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should have been on a swing when I proposed.

    54
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    4 years ago

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    Jonathan Anderson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, people really think you can just make some not look comfortable. All these responses are just perfect!

    EvieNiffler
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... she wanted James to rearrange the guys face?

    Vanessica Bloxgirl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone notice that this is albertsstuff from youtube

    Susan Gardner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think these are all intentional jokes and the people requesting know it can't be done. Cute though

    Daniel Spencer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Could you make it look like 'he' comfortable" why is it fashionable all of a sudden for people to speak like are from the Bronx?

    Santino Aznar
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How should he have gone about making this guy look "comfortable"? It's not like there's a comfort wizard in photoshop.

    Auden Meyer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... not to mention your face?

    Aahzmandus Pervect
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he looks uncomfortable in his own body. He just doesn't have a face for this sort of physique.

    Beverly Palmacci
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, if the area by his right eye were broadened just a bit and the redness taken out of his cheeks his face would suddenly look more in proportion and older.

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