It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This January (30 Pics)

That's hamazing!

Realistic gameplay lol

Wait! We don't?

🤣

For me it would be: I really hope my bother of a brother isn't even more annoying than he already is

I am in a wheelchair permanently. One kid I came across in the street didn't really get why I needed that wheelchair. So to make it a bit easier I explained it as my wheelchair is a stroller for adults who can't walk :-)

Great name and som one from his generation came up with it.

And they want it now!

I don't even have seventeen sweatshirts from the beginning

It's called planning ahead

Well at least you had two minutes of fun in 2020 and 2021!!! lol

Well at least he trying at something

Awwwww

You gotta love kids for their honesty

Who here likes cauliflower

4. Breathing 5. Existing

Well lets be honest, it would have been a bad day if he did

Planning ahead

The answer is always no

Yep

Actually a good idea to teach kids

Then it's "the old folks" and "wrinklies"

Yep, that's about right.

Though life chose him

Wait until they are asleep, then write Sully in a circle with a line through it on the other side of the door and see what they do.

I hated that oh and holidays

Inside out socks are barbaric.

My son likes toast and ketchup, no butter.

My wife's brother once got very drunk, vomited copiously all over his room then proceeded to hoover up the mess (or attempt to). Which was fine until about a day later when the hoover began to REALLLLY honk. In the end, not even a bag change could save the thing and it had to be binned.

Stop giving toddlers electronic devices.

“I need to be dressed as French hamster for assembly this morning” Said at breakfast before school. Helpful.

Does he also say 'Tywannosauwus'?

Lol, she'll love that.

😂😂😂😂😂

Did anyone else "hear" the scratch?

Had a parent call me to explain to me (for a good 20 minutes) why she would like me to come down with my kid when he comes to play ( kids were 12), after she got done, I told her next time my kid showed up, to tell him he can't come play at her house. Lecturing people is no way to get another adult to hang out with you LOL

„The hoodie is MY jacket” -girlfriends

That's super thoughtful! Their standards are already high!

Or for snacks

Lucky. I lost nearly all of my sense of smell when I had Covid, and it's not coming back :/.

(It is combobulate tho....)

My 6 yo picked up a piece of dog poop thinking it was a rock or something. I laughed and she said I was insensitive. In the evening she asked me to tell her about how she picked up the dog poop as a bedtime story. We laughed and laughed.

I like to start mine with a fifteen minute ramble on Minecraft.

That's actually why it was invented. It was originally designed by a female socialist to be played two different ways. You were supposed to play it communally first, and then the monopoly way. The point was to show that the first way was better for everybody, and that the second way was terrible for everybody except for one person. The game was so popular people would make their own boards at home to play with their friends. When Hasbro bought the rights from her, they changed the rules. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2015/02/15/business/behind-monopoly-an-inventor-who-didnt-pass-go.amp.html

Accurate

Testing if they can fit that toy in their mouth

Sometimes that's just how it is.

Your kid is very wise.

That's adorable 😍

Maybe it's because school is taking lots of energy from your lids and they need some quit time.

Fruit salad...yummy yummy

Ewww

Am I the only one who thought “bed party” was something else?

Yes. Just yes.

lol

Dammit, James!

Or the opposite. We live in FL it's 100 degrees she's in a hoodie

It was very hard to convince me that "butte" is pronounced "beaut". I'm 17 now and I'm still not entirely convinced; my American Literature teacher even recently showed us a link from Butte College and had to inform us all that it is not pronounced "Butt College".

Oh yeah😥

My 5 year old wears Spider-man stuff, plays with Spider-man merchandise aimed at him... but can't watch any of the films as they're all completely inappropriate for small kids.

Try reducing their internet time by 10 mins everytime they ask the same question. No it doesn't work, but if I am failing I don't see why I should do it alone.

Why exactly?

I wonder if a spray bottle would work in this instance...

Well, boxed wine is just juice boxes for adults, that is a start.

Make a raft out of the laundry and a shelter. Fishing poles. Nets.