Parenting can be a challenge. But there’s a silver lining to every stormcloud—raising kids provides plenty of humorous and entertaining moments that help us laugh our troubles away.
Plenty of dads and moms out there know that sadness shared is halved and that being able to laugh at themselves is necessary for a bright and wholesome life. That’s why they share their (painfully) hilarious excerpts from their parenting lives on the internet. The Bored Panda team collected some of the very best parenting memes for you to enjoy, so scroll away! Don’t forget to upvote your faves and share your own funny parenting stories in the comments.
Also, check out our previous articles about the funniest ever parenting memes right here, here, as well as here.
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I don't play anymore. If they can't find their stuff I don't get involved.
Same!!! Mine learns every Wednesday and Saturday morning that the trash gets picked up.
Eish guys. Just to double check. Is it called The Soccer World Cup or The Football World Cup? I will leave this here for you to ponder
Fixating on the term used for the sport, when everyone knows what she's talking about, is childish.
Little kids don't have directional hearing? Or is it just a testament to how gullible they are?
I using this in the future. We don’t have a downstairs but I think I’ll say I’m in one of the other kids rooms.
If it was Mommy going potty, the kid would mosey on in without knocking and strike up a conversation.
Bored Panda spoke with Samantha Scroggin, aka Samantha Taylor of the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' blog, about parenting and its challenges. We asked her about the most memorable things that her kids have done. Here's what she had to say: "Kids are always hilarious, so it’s practically impossible to choose one funniest memory. I started blogging and Tweeting so I’d have a place to type out the funny things my two kids said before I forgot them."
"Just a few days ago my, my 8-year-old son said he was going to grow up and move to Vegas and send me a postcard everything few months because they have 'lots of photo booths there.' A few days before that, my son complained that his watermelon had too much melon and not enough water in it. One day in church a couple of months ago, my 4-year-old daughter yelled out 'God doesn’t have a son!' So truly, kids are always entertaining."
If your path demands you walk through hell, walk as if you own the place... Like a boss :D
Load More Replies......i should try this except with when my sister is taking too long in the shower.
that kids knows how to get her way ! not sure if its a good thing for the parent
The misinterpretation of words phase is one of the best things about having a kid.
i had a notebook once. it was a high-quality watercolouring pad. i wanted to be a business woman to i covered all 24 thick pages with random scribbles.
I dislike this because it basically denies someone - even if they are only 4 years old - of knowledge for the sake of another person's amusement. As far as I am concerned that is never okay. It can also be potentially embarrassing for the child, in a way that is entirely preventable and unnecessary.
We also wanted to know what parts of parenting Samantha find the hardest, as well as the most rewarding. "For me, the hardest part of parenting is accepting that we’re going to face challenges as parents no matter how 'good' of a parent we are. Our kids are their own people with their own quirks and strengths, not some little extensions of their parents. It’s been a work in progress for me to accept my kids as they are, behavior issues and all, and move forward positively to help them grow into the best versions of themselves."
Because that was the thing that stood out as the mother's involvement and play is normal. Hopefully teachers will work that one out.
To be fair the MIL may have been saying "you have to teach them really young to pick up after themselves as I left it too late with mine...don't make the same mistakes I did."
My husband leaves his used balled up towel on the sink every time. Drives me nuts.
Move it if you want to use the sink but then put it back afterwards and leave it there for him. If you pick up after him why on earth would he bother?
Load More Replies...My husband puts everything away but can never find anything!! Ugghh!!!
But where did she hear it? I think this one sounds like it might have sad origins.
Load More Replies...The way children treat those of their toys that represents living beings, are often a reflection of how they themselves are treated.
Samantha also gave new parents (who might be feeling a tad overwhelmed with everything) some friendly advice: "I would urge new parents to trust their guts when it comes to raising their kids. When my kids are sick, I find that my instincts are usually right about when to take them to the emergency room or just try some Tylenol at home."
"We can get caught up in parenting advice books and worrying about every little thing, but we already know much of what we need to know to be awesome parents. Parenting has been built into our DNA from our past generations. We’ve got this," she encouraged other parents.
"I think we parents do our best when we choose to see parenthood as a piece of who we are, and not our entire identity. Being parents is a huge, important undertaking, but kids benefit from us being well-rounded people."
Just say, "Ok! Great! What didn't you break?"...they will immediately tell you what thru broke
This is true. Every time I called out my dad's name to come upstairs or downstairs he'd always ask "what'd you break?"
That's the real reason they sleep in your bed as long as they can. Nightmares? Nightmares of having a sibling.
Load More Replies...And making their way into your bedroom like a quiet ninja... literally happened last night
Those pics were photoshopped for selling the apartment in russia
Load More Replies...I always know when my kid has people over... because he actually cleans something!
When your nose tells you there's a whiff of cannabis and sex ..........
Even if you’re a superhero in disguise, sooner or later you’ll feel the brunt of what’s known as parental burnout. That’s when you’re completely exhausted. Drained. When you feel like your world is upside down. Like you have no foundation. Like everything’s chaotic. And how you have no energy left to raise your kids right.
It’s a similar feeling of being physically, mentally, and emotionally overwhelmed when you start a new job or begin to completely change your lifestyle: you feel small and powerless and scared. Fortunately, there are means and ways to fight against burnout, restore your hit points and mana, and turn that frown upside down.
I'm go guilty of this. My daughter didn't catch on for some time. Then I had to up the ante by deliberately eating food spicier than I liked when I was around her in case she called my bluff. Eventually she caught up with me and now likes pretty spicy food.
When I had babies/toddlers, I used to pour my Diet Coke into a coffee mug and say, "hot! It's hot!" so they wouldn't ask for a sip. ;D
For me, I'm bedridden for days while my family gets it and they are better in a day.
I am that mother that the son sneezed on yesterday and I just woke up with temperature and a sore throat...
Yeah, 2009, four kids came home from the first day of school, two brought swine flu. They were good two days later. My husband and I were sick for a month!
Knock on wood but my husband seems to be the one always catching an illness from the kids. Maybe God knows that my babies need me and allows my Husband to be sick instead.
Erin Schlicher explains that parenting is not about doing things perfectly. Instead of trying to “do it all,” we should aim to be “good enough” parents. Why? Because that’s realistic. And if we let go of unattainable expectations of providing the “perfect” childhood for our kids, we can instead focus on, you know, actually spending time with them.
Besides, this gets rid of a lot of pressure when we realize who we’re trying to do things perfectly for (hint: it’s not always for the kids). After all, what matters more: playing with your kids in the park or forcing them to play the violin just to impress the other neighborhood parents?
Beating burnout also means never going it alone. Turn to your grandparents, other family members, friends, and friends of friends when you need an hour or two alone time. While they’re babysitting your kids, go get some sleep, watch a movie, build a boat in your workshop. Whatever it is that you need to do to feel like you’re back at 100% again.
A movie series that big doesn't have a dub? I'm surprised.
Load More Replies...Or if they've already seen it, "Ooh Mom. Watch when so-and-so jumps out and says such-and-such!"
6yo - mom how old are you? Me - 39. 6yo - (bursts into tears) waaaaahhh you're ALMOST dead!!!!!
When my son was 6, he said to me one day, "I just realized that when I'm your age... you'll be dead!?!" It's amazing we've let him live as long as we have...
Load More Replies...I hate that..."how old are you mom?"...."I'm 33 sweetie"...."WOW your old"...sweet...thanks...
My mother was with me with my middle child, who was 5, asked how old I was. I told her I was 35 and she looked at my mom and said "HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?!" Lol I love that kid lol
When my middle son was 6 he went to a rummage sale next door. Came home and begged for $.75. I said they have nothing for you over there. He BEGGED, Begged and Begged until I gave in. I said he was wasting his money. At that time 75 could get a 6 yr old alot. When he came home he gave me the box and inside was a pair of little bear in a christmas cup earrings and a pin to match. I cried so hard and wore the earrings to work at christmas for years.
Amen! I did a happy dance when the last of my three started Bright Stars.
I've tried doing floor exercises with my dogs in the room - they are enthusiastic but unhelpful.
My cats love yoga. As soon as they hear the mat unroll, here they come. One on top of me and another weaving through my legs. So much more relaxing than doing it in a gym.
Load More Replies...I'm bored is just what I want to hear at bedtime. Good, then go to bed
Load More Replies...Oh! That would explain why I'm always very thirsty before going to sleep. I must have learned it as kid
Load More Replies...Almost every night, when i think my son is asleep and i am getting all comfy in my bed and my eyes start to shut.....there comes a shout....Mamma...I want to drink water and also want to pee.
My favorite quote "my kids at bedtime suddenly transform into dehydrated, insomniac philosophers."
I found my daughter's toothbrush in between two couch cushions...with foamy toothpaste on it....like WHY child? WHY??
Oh my kids are never allowed to leave the bathroom with toothpaste.....and yet...I still know the feeling here. So, add to the WHY with a HOW? WHEN?!?!?!
Load More Replies...I left a pack of pork chops,on the top shelf in my bedroom closet once. Guess how we found it? And no, I have no idea why
Oh, don't. Most people struggle at times. I hope it gets easier for you or someone can help.
Load More Replies...It's coz it not one of those things u can ease ppl into. U just have to push them to their certain death , and sacrificeal lamb is always well fed.
My nephew and his wife had 2 boys under 6 years old when they found out they were pregnant again. She gave birth to twin boys a few months ago. I wait every day to hear that they've snapped.
God forbid if ketchup touches anything else. The second that happens all hell breaks loose.
Don't you even go there! He can't be that much of a monster can he??
Load More Replies...Easy, unless the carpet has a thick pile, slide your feet..never lift them
In another universe, the monster doesn't scare the toddler...the toddler scares the monster.
We still call green olives "Martian turds" the black ones are "Venusian turds". I'm the baby and now in my 50s
Me dealing with unreasonable child: "Well, you know best but, you'll learn better"
I never say anything that can be taken as affirmative to them while absent-mindedly listening.
I use "Let me think about it". Usually by the time I am done "thinking about it" my 8yo forgets about 'it'.
I had a window sticker on my car that said "Nice People Swallow," and when my 6 year old son asked me about it, I said something about not talking with your mouth full. I forgot the kid learned to read.
Bird of wisdom? Owl Bird of love? Dove Bird of true love? The swallow
Load More Replies...And if you actually explained what it mean to him he'd probably think it was childish. There's the irony.
I learned the hard way: NEVER fake a punishment. Don't threaten it unless you can follow through, because you WILL be tested. I once drove 3 hours towards grandma and grandpas house, then turned around 5 minutes away to go back home b/c the kids kept it up. I regret making that threat, but I stuck to it. And now those two know for a fact I will do what I say.
Load More Replies...I downloaded an annoying sound for my alarm too. Works like a charm. My friend who lives in another state told me it woke her up too!
Please share that alarm sound. I can use different alarm sound now. I desperately need something very alarming.
Load More Replies..."One thing they don't mention in the parenting book: Your love for them grows the closer to dead they look" - Tim Minchin
I think it meant that the mom packs herself a book, as if there is even a slight chance she will be able to read any of it during the trip.
Yes, after I pack up the entire house to transport it to another location for a "vacation" I use the book I packed to throw at them when they're arguing in the car...before we even leave the f'n driveway!
I got a rc helicopter for my birthday because my dad wanted to fly it.
That’s what my dad did to my cousin. He (my dad) ended up getting it stuck in a tree over night. It was also raining
Load More Replies...i have bought my kids toys with every intention of playing with them--no shame in my game!
I can't wait to have children (or for my nephew to get old enough) just so I can buy and assemble, like, *all* the LEGO for them!
I would buy your child a whistle/drum set/violin if you ever ask me to babysit.
my kids don't understand that i wouldn't let them have the noisy toys but that i will buy their kids horns, whistles, etc (almost even a drum set) to keep AT MY HOUSE--i miss the sounds of kids playing, & what used to bother me, no longer does
Wow that is a seven-year-old who understands every adult's mood
Wow. That's a pretty good comeback for a a 7-year-old just woken from sleep
My 3yo requires privacy when he uses the bathroom. At the doc today and LO needs to do #2. I lift him onto the giant toilet and he says to me, “Now go stand over there, turn around and be quiet”
Kinda off subject...why "live" girls? Are there any strip clubs featuring dead girls dancing? If so, I think I need to see that.
This is not quite the same, but gave my parents a good laugh. As a kid we drove by the same sign often, for years. The sign read "Laborers Needed" For the life of me I couldn't figure out why they needed Labradors all the time. I FINALLY got curious enough to ask, dad nearly wrecked the car he laughed so hard.
I remember being quite young and my mother driving us past an "ADULT BOOK STORE" and I asked where the kids' bookstores were, and if we could go.
Strippers? Erotic dancing girls... that isn't what the daughter is thinking.
Load More Replies...My former coworker goes fishing wearing his work uniform (on sundays!) just so his daughter doesn't pester him to join in.
Nah - I'd explain. Kids at school will correct him far more harshly.
But they believe the kids at school. With you, they argue.
Load More Replies...Well I thought its was Dark Vader up until ... I am too ashamed to admit.
Join the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, then at least he might go on a two year mission when he turns 18, lol.
But that's a feel teenager away. 11 year olds are the worst.
Load More Replies...Many children will realize what's going on with their missing food before they understand Santa's not real.
Reward system of some kind? Worked for my sister. Her son would get x number of points and get to choose an activity to do together at the end of the week but only if he got ALL the points necessary. A friend also said 'no teeth brushing = no sweets ever again' - that worked very effectively.
Load More Replies...It's the start of a lot of cheers for cheer leaders. 2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate? Goooooo sports team haha
Load More Replies...I've had mac n' cheese pizza before. Honestly, one of the best things I've ever had!
I guess I am not a parent since I never kick, throw or slam anything that can break, except for old school corded phone handsets.
My 4 year-old was in the bathroom and someone (husband) didn't replace the terlet paper roll. I hear her calling for me, walk in and see her using the cardboard part as a megaphone asking me to bring her a roll of paper.
I was lucky enough to have two girls 8 years apart. I got to endure Frozen with the first one and then after I FINALLY got that f'n song out of my head I hear 12 year-old tell 4 year-old, "Oooh! We should watch Frozen. It was favorite when I was about your age." NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Eh? Isn't the idea that you tell them it's midnight because it's dark and they need to go to bed despite it being 8pm.
Siblings snitch on each other. That's one of the most fundamental laws of sibling life.
Mmm - my four sisters and I saw it as Us vs The Parents. No snitching. My parents weren't horrible either (just in case that's the conclusion drawn).
Load More Replies...My son counts the days down, "Monday ok, great after school 4 days to go!!"
Oh, your's is only half naked? Our poor UPS driver has seen both myself and the toddler naked. She ran for door to see who it was and here I come right after, naked as a Jaybird telling her it's too cold to be outside with no clothes on.
What is this hotel thing? We just celebrated dad being "too ill" to do anything off the campsite, so mum took us, a picnic, toys and a book to the beach (yes, she got to read, "If you bother me and it's not an emergency...no ice cream") We had to say when we were going/back from swimming and stay near the lifeguard. Dad stayed in the tent/caravan and read with a flask of tea and his own picnic. We didn't have to go to museums and answer his questions about what we had learned on "dad's ill" days
Ha. My mom remembers the exact time of my birth (near the end of 8 59 am), but no one remembers if my brother was even born in the morning or night.
I'm #5 and my mom remembers what time ALL of us were born, except the exact time of the second. Only because my dad delivered her in the back seat of a Volkswagen Bug and neither looked at the exact time.
Load More Replies...Could be "Does it melt?" the musical if they find a magnifying glass and take the toys out on a sunny day
I go through their coloring books and color all the best pictures while they're in school and then blame it on the other siblings...they have to have SOMETHING to fight about, right?
That was always me. I didn't need as much sleep as my mother thought I did, or desperately wanted me to have so that she had a longer child-free evening.
Carol, it’s Sisyphus. You may be confusing him with Hercules’s task to hold up the sky.
Load More Replies...I missed when we were told that we're supposed to feel refreshed and full of energy on New Year's Day!
BAD move: "eating refined carbohydrates like pasta can cause a rise in blood sugar, followed by a plunge in insulin levels, which cause fatigue and weakness". Also: "carbs may boost tryptophan and serotonin, two brain chemicals involved in sleep". If you want energy eat protein.
I'm 62. I have 3 sons. 2 are over 40,1 is mid 20s. You continue to worry about your kids lives after their adults with children of their own. It's a natural thing.
I wish someone had told me that earlier. I wouldn't give mine up, but I had that sudden realisation a few years back that even once they hit 18 I would still be worrying about them. Aie.
Load More Replies...I'm 62. I have 3 sons. 2 are over 40,1 is mid 20s. You continue to worry about your kids lives after their adults with children of their own. It's a natural thing.
I wish someone had told me that earlier. I wouldn't give mine up, but I had that sudden realisation a few years back that even once they hit 18 I would still be worrying about them. Aie.
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