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Parenting can be a challenge. But there’s a silver lining to every stormcloud—raising kids provides plenty of humorous and entertaining moments that help us laugh our troubles away.

Plenty of dads and moms out there know that sadness shared is halved and that being able to laugh at themselves is necessary for a bright and wholesome life. That’s why they share their (painfully) hilarious excerpts from their parenting lives on the internet. The Bored Panda team collected some of the very best parenting memes for you to enjoy, so scroll away! Don’t forget to upvote your faves and share your own funny parenting stories in the comments.

Also, check out our previous articles about the funniest ever parenting memes right here, here, as well as here.

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stayathomies Report

John Braines
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That cruel! It is the last place a one would look! ;)

Donna Leske
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't play anymore. If they can't find their stuff I don't get involved.

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    mommajessiec Report

    Katelyn J
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    5 years ago

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    Julien
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe we don't hate the United States, only trump

    kitk4t
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Julien In the US, we hate Trump too!

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    Jewel Kong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same!!! Mine learns every Wednesday and Saturday morning that the trash gets picked up.

    Maddie Max
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eish guys. Just to double check. Is it called The Soccer World Cup or The Football World Cup? I will leave this here for you to ponder

    Thundercuss
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fixating on the term used for the sport, when everyone knows what she's talking about, is childish.

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    #3

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    threetimedaddy Report

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll work another two times, tops.

    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious....I can't wait to try this when I get home 😁

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the tip. You are a life saver

    Stephen Picton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle is real... https://youtu.be/SkrC14QqSmU

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little kids don't have directional hearing? Or is it just a testament to how gullible they are?

    (づ´• ͜ʖ •)づ Ta Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I using this in the future. We don’t have a downstairs but I think I’ll say I’m in one of the other kids rooms.

    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was Mommy going potty, the kid would mosey on in without knocking and strike up a conversation.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That won't work for long (if the kid is smart and has a good hearing)

    Bored Panda spoke with Samantha Scroggin, aka Samantha Taylor of the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' blog, about parenting and its challenges. We asked her about the most memorable things that her kids have done. Here's what she had to say: "Kids are always hilarious, so it’s practically impossible to choose one funniest memory. I started blogging and Tweeting so I’d have a place to type out the funny things my two kids said before I forgot them."

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    "Just a few days ago my, my 8-year-old son said he was going to grow up and move to Vegas and send me a postcard everything few months because they have 'lots of photo booths there.' A few days before that, my son complained that his watermelon had too much melon and not enough water in it. One day in church a couple of months ago, my 4-year-old daughter yelled out 'God doesn’t have a son!' So truly, kids are always entertaining."

    #4

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    Lhlodder Report

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah this is brilliant! And evil. But still, brilliant!

    Nicola Plachá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your path demands you walk through hell, walk as if you own the place... Like a boss :D

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    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man...you're going to have your hands FULL

    Mary Montejo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future leader, she gets things done!!!

    EA
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is going places

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very creative yougster. You will have to keep an extra eye on that one...

    Little Queenie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...i should try this except with when my sister is taking too long in the shower.

    * * * Being_Cori * * *
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that kids knows how to get her way ! not sure if its a good thing for the parent

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    #6

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    momtransparent1 Report

    Andrew Yarke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diarrhoea is anything but secret.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The misinterpretation of words phase is one of the best things about having a kid.

    Little Queenie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a notebook once. it was a high-quality watercolouring pad. i wanted to be a business woman to i covered all 24 thick pages with random scribbles.

    EM J
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kid's name is 4?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a diarrhea is not secret...

    J.Labuschagné
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dislike this because it basically denies someone - even if they are only 4 years old - of knowledge for the sake of another person's amusement. As far as I am concerned that is never okay. It can also be potentially embarrassing for the child, in a way that is entirely preventable and unnecessary.

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    We also wanted to know what parts of parenting Samantha find the hardest, as well as the most rewarding. "For me, the hardest part of parenting is accepting that we’re going to face challenges as parents no matter how 'good' of a parent we are. Our kids are their own people with their own quirks and strengths, not some little extensions of their parents. It’s been a work in progress for me to accept my kids as they are, behavior issues and all, and move forward positively to help them grow into the best versions of themselves."

    #7

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    stayathomies Report

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that was the thing that stood out as the mother's involvement and play is normal. Hopefully teachers will work that one out.

    NWB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahhaha they are a******s like that!

    #8

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    mom_ontherocks Report

    Elizabeth Schuyler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do as I say, not as I do. Dumbest concept ever.

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She clearly has learned from her mistakes, and is trying to pass on this revelation.

    Will Tiernan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair the MIL may have been saying "you have to teach them really young to pick up after themselves as I left it too late with mine...don't make the same mistakes I did."

    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rub that in my MIL's face all day long

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband leaves his used balled up towel on the sink every time. Drives me nuts.

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move it if you want to use the sink but then put it back afterwards and leave it there for him. If you pick up after him why on earth would he bother?

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    Renske Bos
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kids yet, but that will be my future xD

    Mary Montejo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband puts everything away but can never find anything!! Ugghh!!!

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    #9

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    Oohlala_____ Report

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where did she hear it? I think this one sounds like it might have sad origins.

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    J.Labuschagné
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way children treat those of their toys that represents living beings, are often a reflection of how they themselves are treated.

    Imma Letchoofinish
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...'mf got damned'...? No wonder she doesn't want to be a mom.

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    Samantha also gave new parents (who might be feeling a tad overwhelmed with everything) some friendly advice: "I would urge new parents to trust their guts when it comes to raising their kids. When my kids are sick, I find that my instincts are usually right about when to take them to the emergency room or just try some Tylenol at home."

    "We can get caught up in parenting advice books and worrying about every little thing, but we already know much of what we need to know to be awesome parents. Parenting has been built into our DNA from our past generations. We’ve got this," she encouraged other parents.

    "I think we parents do our best when we choose to see parenthood as a piece of who we are, and not our entire identity. Being parents is a huge, important undertaking, but kids benefit from us being well-rounded people."

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    #10

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say, "Ok! Great! What didn't you break?"...they will immediately tell you what thru broke

    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, nope. Some will, mine didn't.

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest day of all is when they learn how to lie well.

    Logan Scaggs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. Every time I called out my dad's name to come upstairs or downstairs he'd always ask "what'd you break?"

    #11

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    daddydoubts Report

    miten sasmita
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone clearly doesn't want any sibling lol

    Tifferooski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the real reason they sleep in your bed as long as they can. Nightmares? Nightmares of having a sibling.

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    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And making their way into your bedroom like a quiet ninja... literally happened last night

    Gary
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution has bred that sense in to babies to stop them having competition from siblings.

    Thundercuss
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never let the babies in the bed. They won't leave for years.

    NWB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the c**k lock is strong with all children

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a wonder that siblings even exist

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    #12

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    KimmyMonte Report

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Quentin Tarentino inspecting your house?

    Pranas Teišerskis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pics were photoshopped for selling the apartment in russia

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    Jenica Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always know when my kid has people over... because he actually cleans something!

    Robyn Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your nose tells you there's a whiff of cannabis and sex ..........

    Even if you’re a superhero in disguise, sooner or later you’ll feel the brunt of what’s known as parental burnout. That’s when you’re completely exhausted. Drained. When you feel like your world is upside down. Like you have no foundation. Like everything’s chaotic. And how you have no energy left to raise your kids right.

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    It’s a similar feeling of being physically, mentally, and emotionally overwhelmed when you start a new job or begin to completely change your lifestyle: you feel small and powerless and scared. Fortunately, there are means and ways to fight against burnout, restore your hit points and mana, and turn that frown upside down.

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    VisionBored1 Report

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say 'it's sprout flavoured'.

    NWB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say im eating broccoli hahaha

    Shelbs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i can't wait to use this one lmao

    Scratch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated cheesecake as a kid. I WONDER IF THIS IS THE REASON. WHY MOM WHHHHYYY??

    kathyberthahazel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm go guilty of this. My daughter didn't catch on for some time. Then I had to up the ante by deliberately eating food spicier than I liked when I was around her in case she called my bluff. Eventually she caught up with me and now likes pretty spicy food.

    ilikeplants
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had babies/toddlers, I used to pour my Diet Coke into a coffee mug and say, "hot! It's hot!" so they wouldn't ask for a sip. ;D

    brandon sat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, thats me...everything i eat is spicy :-)

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    JuJu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    son was in bed for ONE day and dancing in front of his doc the next. I was laid low for a whole week

    Andrew Yarke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, I'm bedridden for days while my family gets it and they are better in a day.

    Carolina Marshall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am that mother that the son sneezed on yesterday and I just woke up with temperature and a sore throat...

    Miss Cellania
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, 2009, four kids came home from the first day of school, two brought swine flu. They were good two days later. My husband and I were sick for a month!

    Jewel Kong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knock on wood but my husband seems to be the one always catching an illness from the kids. Maybe God knows that my babies need me and allows my Husband to be sick instead.

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It lasts at least until they leave home.

    NWB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE FOR LIKE 2 DAYS AND SLEEP IN AND EAT IN MY OWN TIME AND NOT CLEAN SOMEONES BUTT AND WATCH NETFLIX AND EAT CHOC!

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    Erin Schlicher explains that parenting is not about doing things perfectly. Instead of trying to “do it all,” we should aim to be “good enough” parents. Why? Because that’s realistic. And if we let go of unattainable expectations of providing the “perfect” childhood for our kids, we can instead focus on, you know, actually spending time with them.

    Besides, this gets rid of a lot of pressure when we realize who we’re trying to do things perfectly for (hint: it’s not always for the kids). After all, what matters more: playing with your kids in the park or forcing them to play the violin just to impress the other neighborhood parents?

    Beating burnout also means never going it alone. Turn to your grandparents, other family members, friends, and friends of friends when you need an hour or two alone time. While they’re babysitting your kids, go get some sleep, watch a movie, build a boat in your workshop. Whatever it is that you need to do to feel like you’re back at 100% again.

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    DadandBuried Report

    AndersM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have to translate from English to Danish during all the movies!

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A movie series that big doesn't have a dub? I'm surprised.

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    Blarrg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drives me crazy when I'm showing my kids a cherished movie and they only see parts of it because they won't put down their phones. Then they tell me it was just okay. Of course it was just okay. You only saw bits and pieces of it!

    Mary Montejo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol!! All the questions!!! Watch! Damn it!! Lol!!

    AndersM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excatly the same here. But love they love it as much as their dad!

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if they've already seen it, "Ooh Mom. Watch when so-and-so jumps out and says such-and-such!"

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    #17

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    UnfilteredMama Report

    Fi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6yo - mom how old are you? Me - 39. 6yo - (bursts into tears) waaaaahhh you're ALMOST dead!!!!!

    ilikeplants
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was 6, he said to me one day, "I just realized that when I'm your age... you'll be dead!?!" It's amazing we've let him live as long as we have...

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    Colleen Coughlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that..."how old are you mom?"...."I'm 33 sweetie"...."WOW your old"...sweet...thanks...

    Katrina Ferris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was with me with my middle child, who was 5, asked how old I was. I told her I was 35 and she looked at my mom and said "HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?!" Lol I love that kid lol

    AY1984
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 11 year old kicked back in the car and said, "mom, you don't look old at all. You don't look a day over 36. " I said, "but I'm only 34...." and he just casually said, "yeah, I know!" Thanks butthead.

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Unknown101
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apply cold water to the burned area

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pass her the frying pan and a recipe.

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    #19

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    SnarkyMommy78 Report

    JillVille
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are the best! Especially when they hit you with that. Love!

    Diane Berge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my middle son was 6 he went to a rummage sale next door. Came home and begged for $.75. I said they have nothing for you over there. He BEGGED, Begged and Begged until I gave in. I said he was wasting his money. At that time 75 could get a 6 yr old alot. When he came home he gave me the box and inside was a pair of little bear in a christmas cup earrings and a pin to match. I cried so hard and wore the earrings to work at christmas for years.

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son does this. And i always feel like an a hole afterwards

    Tacitus86
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want a damn sandwich! lol

    #20

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    RodLacroix Report

    Hańka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about miserable teachers ;)

    St. John
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    5 years ago

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    TC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh noooo ! I was always sad...

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww nuuu i miss my wee bugs when they're off at school :(

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen! I did a happy dance when the last of my three started Bright Stars.

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    #21

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    RodLacroix Report

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both. Life for himself but car for third party.

    Little Queenie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does said child know about insurance?!!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His premiums are probably ridiculous.

    #22

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    MumInBits Report

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried doing floor exercises with my dogs in the room - they are enthusiastic but unhelpful.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats love yoga. As soon as they hear the mat unroll, here they come. One on top of me and another weaving through my legs. So much more relaxing than doing it in a gym.

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    #23

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    dadmann_walking Report

    Tiari
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the blanks would be „Mama, I‘m boooooored!!!“

    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm bored is just what I want to hear at bedtime. Good, then go to bed

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    Catherine Hankinson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is ever as thirsty as a kid who's bed time it is.

    Night Owl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! That would explain why I'm always very thirsty before going to sleep. I must have learned it as kid

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    Poonam Karekar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost every night, when i think my son is asleep and i am getting all comfy in my bed and my eyes start to shut.....there comes a shout....Mamma...I want to drink water and also want to pee.

    ilikeplants
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite quote "my kids at bedtime suddenly transform into dehydrated, insomniac philosophers."

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    dishs_up Report

    Colleen Coughlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found my daughter's toothbrush in between two couch cushions...with foamy toothpaste on it....like WHY child? WHY??

    L McN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my kids are never allowed to leave the bathroom with toothpaste.....and yet...I still know the feeling here. So, add to the WHY with a HOW? WHEN?!?!?!

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    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left a pack of pork chops,on the top shelf in my bedroom closet once. Guess how we found it? And no, I have no idea why

    Veni Ch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me everyday... carrying in my hands things and wondering where they came from...

    Little Queenie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and then i realised i was carrying a potato." OOF.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the random stuff you find in the freezer . . .

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    SnarkyMommy78 Report

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, don't. Most people struggle at times. I hope it gets easier for you or someone can help.

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's coz it not one of those things u can ease ppl into. U just have to push them to their certain death , and sacrificeal lamb is always well fed.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew and his wife had 2 boys under 6 years old when they found out they were pregnant again. She gave birth to twin boys a few months ago. I wait every day to hear that they've snapped.

    Lucka Rakowska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twitter warned you! But selective attention is a b*** ;)

    Carolina Marshall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most accurate description of parenthood I have ever read!

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you do it again...

    #26

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    threetimedaddy Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You monster!!!! Don't say you simply cut a sandwich without asking?

    NWB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid has the same spot each time....thank god!

    Not what you think.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God forbid if ketchup touches anything else. The second that happens all hell breaks loose.

    Veni Ch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn from your mistakes..i have learnt my lessons too!!!

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so glad my kids can make their own plates now

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell me it didn't touch any of the other food

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you even go there! He can't be that much of a monster can he??

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next level: in the dark and without waking anyone

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, unless the carpet has a thick pile, slide your feet..never lift them

    #28

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    MomOf2Happas Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a normal parent ... that's what it's called.

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parent to child: I will always love you without exception, but that doesn't mean I will always like you.

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    #29

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Destiny Rose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In another universe, the monster doesn't scare the toddler...the toddler scares the monster.

    #30

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    HenpeckedHal Report

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reasoning with a toddler... hahahahaha.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still call green olives "Martian turds" the black ones are "Venusian turds". I'm the baby and now in my 50s

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem here is that you are trying to reason with someone that does not have the ability to reason. Give the kid an actual grape already!

    JillVille
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not his fault they made grapes and olives look the same. Poor kiddo :)

    Steven Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me dealing with unreasonable child: "Well, you know best but, you'll learn better"

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    copymama Report

    Mary Montejo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never say anything that can be taken as affirmative to them while absent-mindedly listening.

    Not what you think.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use "Let me think about it". Usually by the time I am done "thinking about it" my 8yo forgets about 'it'.

    Jason M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be. Odds are they'd still do it even if you said "No."

    Aaron Shackelford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh like two puppies instead of just one..doh!

    #32

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    daddydoubts Report

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best one so far lol

    Colleen Coughlin
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    5 years ago

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    Snack Attact
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so jealous of Nana from Peter pan...

    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two kids and still can't trust anyone but family

    CheshireMitsu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jareth the Goblin King would be better

    #34

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    VisionBored1 Report

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a window sticker on my car that said "Nice People Swallow," and when my 6 year old son asked me about it, I said something about not talking with your mouth full. I forgot the kid learned to read.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird of wisdom? Owl Bird of love? Dove Bird of true love? The swallow

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    Tifferooski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you actually explained what it mean to him he'd probably think it was childish. There's the irony.

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    Snack Attact
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And fake threatening to cancel birthdays or other holiday 😜

    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned the hard way: NEVER fake a punishment. Don't threaten it unless you can follow through, because you WILL be tested. I once drove 3 hours towards grandma and grandpas house, then turned around 5 minutes away to go back home b/c the kids kept it up. I regret making that threat, but I stuck to it. And now those two know for a fact I will do what I say.

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until who dies? The parent or one kid...need to be specific kids will hold you to that stuff.

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    Aria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I downloaded an annoying sound for my alarm too. Works like a charm. My friend who lives in another state told me it woke her up too!

    Not what you think.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please share that alarm sound. I can use different alarm sound now. I desperately need something very alarming.

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    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how loud it is, the snooze button is a option.

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    #37

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    MacgyveringM22 Report

    Ally Kaye
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! KIDS SLEEP!!!!! WHY WAS I NEVER TOLD!!!!

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One thing they don't mention in the parenting book: Your love for them grows the closer to dead they look" - Tim Minchin

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    You’reGonnaDissaprove
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it meant that the mom packs herself a book, as if there is even a slight chance she will be able to read any of it during the trip.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, after I pack up the entire house to transport it to another location for a "vacation" I use the book I packed to throw at them when they're arguing in the car...before we even leave the f'n driveway!

    LOttawa
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    5 years ago

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    And the one time you don't pack it, that's when they'll want it.

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    copymama Report

    Rishav Agarwal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a rc helicopter for my birthday because my dad wanted to fly it.

    Makayla Rhodes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what my dad did to my cousin. He (my dad) ended up getting it stuck in a tree over night. It was also raining

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you'll be the one cleaning up the mess.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have bought my kids toys with every intention of playing with them--no shame in my game!

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait to have children (or for my nephew to get old enough) just so I can buy and assemble, like, *all* the LEGO for them!

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    pro_worrier_ Report

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy your child a whistle/drum set/violin if you ever ask me to babysit.

    Isog Sargent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why woukd you give your child a whistle?

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thinking about it gave me a headache

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kids don't understand that i wouldn't let them have the noisy toys but that i will buy their kids horns, whistles, etc (almost even a drum set) to keep AT MY HOUSE--i miss the sounds of kids playing, & what used to bother me, no longer does

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd always tell my mom, "I'll rise, but I refuse to shine!"

    John Laurens/Gay Turtle
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that is a seven-year-old who understands every adult's mood

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. That's a pretty good comeback for a a 7-year-old just woken from sleep

    Sarah Jane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3yo requires privacy when he uses the bathroom. At the doc today and LO needs to do #2. I lift him onto the giant toilet and he says to me, “Now go stand over there, turn around and be quiet”

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    simoncholland Report

    Marleen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids can be so innocent, it's heartwarming

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda off subject...why "live" girls? Are there any strip clubs featuring dead girls dancing? If so, I think I need to see that.

    Jenica Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not quite the same, but gave my parents a good laugh. As a kid we drove by the same sign often, for years. The sign read "Laborers Needed" For the life of me I couldn't figure out why they needed Labradors all the time. I FINALLY got curious enough to ask, dad nearly wrecked the car he laughed so hard.

    St. John
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't seen dead girls dancing though....

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember being quite young and my mother driving us past an "ADULT BOOK STORE" and I asked where the kids' bookstores were, and if we could go.

    Aria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not seeing what's funny here

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strippers? Erotic dancing girls... that isn't what the daughter is thinking.

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    miten sasmita
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former coworker goes fishing wearing his work uniform (on sundays!) just so his daughter doesn't pester him to join in.

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    momsense_ensues Report

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah - I'd explain. Kids at school will correct him far more harshly.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they believe the kids at school. With you, they argue.

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    Pulkit Saraf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming 5 and 2 mean 5 year old kid and 2 year old kid, right?

    Kath Leen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but isnt dart vader means dark father in german?(courtesy of pitch perfect)

    Not what you think.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I thought its was Dark Vader up until ... I am too ashamed to admit.

    Jason M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vader is German for Father.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one was brilliant.

    #46

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    gfishandnuggets Report

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    pro_worrier_ Report

    Arda Balaban
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he is not going to Hogwards this year?

    Rachael Wilkinson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Join the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, then at least he might go on a two year mission when he turns 18, lol.

    John
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's a feel teenager away. 11 year olds are the worst.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many children will realize what's going on with their missing food before they understand Santa's not real.

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    #51

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    HonestToddler Report

    Jill Ferguson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids will NOT brush their teeth unless coerced. I am at a loss.

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reward system of some kind? Worked for my sister. Her son would get x number of points and get to choose an activity to do together at the end of the week but only if he got ALL the points necessary. A friend also said 'no teeth brushing = no sweets ever again' - that worked very effectively.

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    Catherine Hankinson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the start of a lot of cheers for cheer leaders. 2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate? Goooooo sports team haha

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    simoncholland Report

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    #55

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    gfishandnuggets Report

    MadDawg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he will grow up to do great things...

    Kip The Otter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had mac n' cheese pizza before. Honestly, one of the best things I've ever had!

    #56

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    SnarkyMommy78 Report

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    #57

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    iwearaonesie Report

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    Not what you think.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I am not a parent since I never kick, throw or slam anything that can break, except for old school corded phone handsets.

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    #60

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    simoncholland Report

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    #61

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    simoncholland Report

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Marleen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids can be so easily impressed, it's beautiful

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    #63

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    mommajessiec Report

    #64

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    Dadpression Report

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    #65

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    HenpeckedHal Report

    #66

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    GorillaNipples1 Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4 year-old was in the bathroom and someone (husband) didn't replace the terlet paper roll. I hear her calling for me, walk in and see her using the cardboard part as a megaphone asking me to bring her a roll of paper.

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    momTruthBomb Report

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moves out at 18... hilarious. Good luck with that.

    Jenica Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. 23 and going strong at my house :|

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    AmetRaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for us it was the S-word.... kiddo was referring to Stupid

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The f word was banned in a friend's house....fart

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    FatherWithTwins Report

    Jill Ferguson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But shorts OVER pants is fair game.

    Laci
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and "put your shoes on!"

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    sarcasticmommy4 Report

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    Six_Pack_Mom Report

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    saltymamas Report

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    simoncholland Report

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    My O My
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til she tries cutting apples

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    #79

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    HenpeckedHal Report

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lucky enough to have two girls 8 years apart. I got to endure Frozen with the first one and then after I FINALLY got that f'n song out of my head I hear 12 year-old tell 4 year-old, "Oooh! We should watch Frozen. It was favorite when I was about your age." NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? Isn't the idea that you tell them it's midnight because it's dark and they need to go to bed despite it being 8pm.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siblings snitch on each other. That's one of the most fundamental laws of sibling life.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm - my four sisters and I saw it as Us vs The Parents. No snitching. My parents weren't horrible either (just in case that's the conclusion drawn).

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    #87

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    mommajessiec Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followed by:" We still can use the downstairs toilet."

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    #88

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    sarabellab123 Report

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didn't nap, i just 'rested my eyes'

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    MommieKnwsFresh Report

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Friday means you will be home the weekend soon.

    Mary Montejo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son counts the days down, "Monday ok, great after school 4 days to go!!"

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, your's is only half naked? Our poor UPS driver has seen both myself and the toddler naked. She ran for door to see who it was and here I come right after, naked as a Jaybird telling her it's too cold to be outside with no clothes on.

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this hotel thing? We just celebrated dad being "too ill" to do anything off the campsite, so mum took us, a picnic, toys and a book to the beach (yes, she got to read, "If you bother me and it's not an emergency...no ice cream") We had to say when we were going/back from swimming and stay near the lifeguard. Dad stayed in the tent/caravan and read with a flask of tea and his own picnic. We didn't have to go to museums and answer his questions about what we had learned on "dad's ill" days

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    snarkymomtobe Report

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    milliondollrfam Report

    Blue Shadow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. My mom remembers the exact time of my birth (near the end of 8 59 am), but no one remembers if my brother was even born in the morning or night.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm #5 and my mom remembers what time ALL of us were born, except the exact time of the second. Only because my dad delivered her in the back seat of a Volkswagen Bug and neither looked at the exact time.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been thinking for nearly 5mins...gotta go and check now

    #102

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't count if it's still Jan 1st :D

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    #103

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    simoncholland Report

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    whinecheezits Report

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    ThatMummyLife Report

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    sarcasticmommy4 Report

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    #107

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    FatherWithTwins Report

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be "Does it melt?" the musical if they find a magnifying glass and take the toys out on a sunny day

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    MumInBits Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go through their coloring books and color all the best pictures while they're in school and then blame it on the other siblings...they have to have SOMETHING to fight about, right?

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    mommajessiec Report

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    momtribevibe Report

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    dishs_up Report

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    TheOnlyMommaG Report

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    momtransparent1 Report

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    copymama Report

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    HowToBeADad Report

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    gfishandnuggets Report

    Gabi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move the Shelf on the Elf... yesterday we had the bookcase on it, today let's put the drawer desk on it.

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    OhioMomoftwo Report

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    mommajessiec Report

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if he was a bed wetter and it rained onto the bottom bunk?

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    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    JillVille
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, just check the back of my closet, there's a stack in there because I collect them for emergencies like this - I mean, I collect them because my kids ask for them and then leave them around the house. So I hide them because it makes me feel better. lol

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    snarkymomtobe Report

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    daddydoubts Report

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    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was always me. I didn't need as much sleep as my mother thought I did, or desperately wanted me to have so that she had a longer child-free evening.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was Hercules?

    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carol, it’s Sisyphus. You may be confusing him with Hercules’s task to hold up the sky.

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    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I missed when we were told that we're supposed to feel refreshed and full of energy on New Year's Day!

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    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAD move: "eating refined carbohydrates like pasta can cause a rise in blood sugar, followed by a plunge in insulin levels, which cause fatigue and weakness". Also: "carbs may boost tryptophan and serotonin, two brain chemicals involved in sleep". If you want energy eat protein.