If you ever thought that scientists are boring and have close to zero sense of humor, these funny animal names will prove you wrong. 

Whenever a new species is discovered, the honor of naming it goes to the person who has found it. If a scientist has quite a limited imagination, the species might be given a descriptive name, such as Little Hairy Armadillo for an armadillo, who's little and hairy. But if the said scientist is brimming with ideas, he might name the animal something like Scaptia Beyonceae, translated to human language as Beyonce Fly. Seriously. Beyonce has a species of a fly named after her. Or maybe a fish Bassozetus Robustus with a familiar name of Robust Assfish. Or how about a Mint-Sauce Worm? Well, sure, these are some pretty funny animals, but who has ever deserved to be named a Slippery Dick? 

Still not convinced? Check our compilation of the funny animal names below - I bet even J.K.Rowling would bite her nails after seeing some of these weird animal names. 

More of the weirdest animals here: Encyclopedia of Life

#1

Sarcastic Fringehead (Neoclinus Blanchardi)

Sarcastic Fringehead (Neoclinus Blanchardi)

Sarcastic Fringehead is probably the scariest sea creature known to man, thankfully, they're not very large as the adult fishes reach only up to 10 inches in length. Fringeheads choose to live in warm waters and can be found near the coasts of California and Mexico. These little fishes are very aggressive and attack anything, including humans, that dare to disturb them. One more fun fact about Fringeheads is the use of the word 'sarcastic' in their name - sarcastic, translated from Latin literally, means 'flesh tearing,' and it definitely adds some charm to this ferocious fish.

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Kathy Baylis 11 months ago

I think someone called me this once....

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#2

Sea Sparkles (Noctiluca Scintillans)

Sea Sparkles (Noctiluca Scintillans)

Sea sparkles, though it may seem like it, are not distant relatives of unicorns, but rather a kind of sea algae that shows the trait of bioluminescence. Though their ghostly glow might seem toxic, these sea sparkles are totally harmless. The color of their gleam is partly determined by the place they live in and the phytoplankton (tiny plant particles) that they eat. Pictured here are the blue-glowing sparkles, but they can also be seen emitting red and green gleam.

Todd Sechel Report

Dolicious 11 months ago

Amazing! Just watched a video and still can hardly believe my eyes.

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Slippery Dick (Halichoeres Bivittatus)

Slippery Dick (Halichoeres Bivittatus)

Slippery dick fish is a species of wrasses - colorful little fishes, that are native to tropical waters of the western Atlantic Ocean. Slippery dicks are protogynous hermaphrodites, meaning they are all initially female, changing into males later in life. The gender changing process is marked with unique body colors for each stage.

Dean Kimberly Report

Withnail 8 months ago

My wife loves my Halichoeres Bivittatus.

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#4

Bare-Faced Go-Away-Bird (Corythaixoides Personatus)

Bare-Faced Go-Away-Bird (Corythaixoides Personatus)

The Go-Away-Bird, a descendant of Afrotropics, got his name, not because of his hostile temper, but rather of its distinctive g'way call. This specific call is more clear when produced by its cousin the Grey-Face Go-Away-Bird. You can listen to it here.

Lars Peterson Report

Kathy Baylis 11 months ago

My spirit animal!

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#5

Impressed Tortoise (Manouria Impressa)

Impressed Tortoise (Manouria Impressa)

There aren't many facts known about this Impressed Tortoise, partly because of their preference for living in high altitudes up to 6,600ft in Thailand's mountains. The elusive tortoise mostly eats mushrooms and is not adaptable of living in captivity.

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Mother Mary Helen 11 months ago

Impressed tortoise is impressed. Impressive.

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Chocolate Chip Sea Star ( Nidorellia Armata)

Chocolate Chip Sea Star ( Nidorellia Armata)

This creature's chocolate chip markings are really 'horns' that are used for protection since it is a diet staple for several species of fish and also some cannibalistic starfish types. Though these starfishes are blind and its organism has no blood but rather water, it can regrow any of its lost 'arms.'

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Dolicious 11 months ago

Sounds.... well delicious ^^

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#7

Bushy-Tailed Hairy-Footed Gerbil (Gerbillurus Vallinus)

Bushy-Tailed Hairy-Footed Gerbil (Gerbillurus Vallinus)

This Namibian Savannah inhabitant weighs around 40 grams and can grow up to 5cm in length. These little gerbils are highly sociable creatures and are known to communicate with each other by drumming on the ground with their tiny hairy feet. Though they are herbivores, the gerbil's favorite delicatessen is the exoskeletons of bugs.

Joubert Heymans Report

Danish Dynomummy 11 months ago

But it doesnt even have a bushy tail or a hairy foot. I'll rename it to cute, little mouse

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Bone-Eating Snot-Flower Worm (Osedax Mucofloris)

Bone-Eating Snot-Flower Worm (Osedax Mucofloris)

The glamorously named worms have so many amazing facts about them that it is really quite hard to put it all in a couple of sentences. In short, though, they eat oils in dead whale's bones, while secreting acid, capable of melting bone. The female worms have their dwarf male partners living inside of them. Hundreds of them. Once a dead whale's carcass is discovered, thousands of worms gather to devour it, so it looks like the bones are covered with a fluffy red rug. If given a chance, the Snot-Flowers eats human bones with gusto. More on these glorious worms here.

Chris Allen Report

Mother Mary Helen 11 months ago

glamorous indeed

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#9

Andean Cock Of The Rock (Rupicola Peruvianus)

Andean Cock Of The Rock (Rupicola Peruvianus)

The national bird of Peru, Cock of the Rocks is known for its bright orange plumage and fan-shaped crest. These animals usually nest on the Andean mountain rocks, hence the name. Not only are they bright and colorful, but they have a pretty spectacular song too. You can hear their rooster-on-steroids call here.

Ricardo Sánchez Report

Andres Tejeda 11 months ago

Peru, where the rocks, rock out with their cocks out.

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#10

Pigbutt Worm (Chaetopterus Pugaporcinus)

Pigbutt Worm (Chaetopterus Pugaporcinus)

Pigbutt worms are deep sea creatures that live around 3,000 meters under the surface of the Ocean. Considering their marble-sized stature and the depths they live in, it's no surprise that they were discovered only about 10 years ago. This newly observed species of worm have a very distinct way of feeding and does so by secreting plankton trapping mucous substance around their bodies and later devouring their bounty.

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Andres Tejeda 11 months ago

They should call it the Kardashian worm.

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#11

Sparklemuffin Spider (Maratus Jactatus)

Sparklemuffin Spider (Maratus Jactatus)

The pencil eraser-sized Sparklemuffin come from a genus called Maratus. These venomous, though harmless to humans spiders have a very fascinating mating ritual, which consists of various dance moves, showing off their flashy butt fans, drumming on their mates' head and being eaten for lousy moves by the cannibalistic females.

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April Simnel 8 months ago

Are these the ones where the males do the mating dance that looks like a solo tango? It's so funny to watch.

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#12

Wonderpus Octopus (Wunderpus Photogenicus)

Wonderpus Octopus (Wunderpus Photogenicus)

This invertebrate together with all other octopuses is not just a slimy mush held aloft by the currents of the seas - not only the octopuses have a fully functioning brain and nervous system, but they also know how to use them. Octopuses are known to interfere with objects from their surroundings in a playful way and also use them as tools. And as with the Wonderpus Octopus, it's not only smart but also pretty! 

Lakshmi Sawitri Report

Kathy Baylis 11 months ago

It is wonderpus. And marvelpus. And fabupus. (I'll leave now)

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#13

Blind Furry Lobster (Palinurellus Gundlachi)

Blind Furry Lobster (Palinurellus Gundlachi)

NURC/UNCW and NOAA/FGBNMS Report

Danish Dynomummy 11 months ago

Straight outta Spongebob Squarepants

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#14

Whitemargin Unicornfish (Naso Annulatus)

Whitemargin Unicornfish (Naso Annulatus)

The Unicornfish is a coral reef dweller and mostly feeds on algae. Since it is not of a predatory nature, there's no real explanation of why it has a horn, that can sometimes grow up to 13cm in length. Though unusual in appearance, the fish is said to be delicious when grilled.

Jens Petersen Report

Withnail 8 months ago

Uses its nose to make notes about unicorns in the margins?

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#15

Beyonce Fly (Scaptia Beyonceae)

Beyonce Fly (Scaptia Beyonceae)

This rare kind of horse fly is only found in Queensland, Australia. Though considered a pest, the Beyonce fly helps in pollinating many plants. Named so not because of their loud or impressive buzzing, these flies sport an unusual golden patch of hair on their abdomen, thus making them "divas of the fly world."

Bryan Lessard, CSIRO Report

Andres Tejeda 11 months ago

Only slightly less annoying than the real Beyoncé.

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#16

Disco Clam (Ctenoides Ales)

Disco Clam (Ctenoides Ales)

This funky-looking Indonesian native clam sure does light up the Ocean floor. Not only are they bright red and kinda fuzzy, but they also blink in white flashes of light that are created by reflecting any possible rays of the sun. No one's really sure why they do it though - to attract mates and food or to deter predators. Or maybe this clam has a disco fever. 

Encyclopedia of Life Report

Kathy Baylis 11 months ago

Macho macho clam. I wanna be a macho clam...

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#17

Satanic Leaf-Taled Gecko (Uroplatus Phantasticus)

Satanic Leaf-Taled Gecko (Uroplatus Phantasticus)

Satanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko or Uroplatus phantasticus or decumbent-tailed what-the-hell-was-that is a species of lizard found only on the island of Madagascar, that has scared the Islanders for centuries not only with their name but also with their incredible rotting-leaf appearance. Since these lizards are quite small and nocturnal, it is not so easy to see them in the wild. However, if this lizards' camouflage doesn't work and a predator has spotted it, the Gecko can always open his jaws, showing a bright red and terrifying inside of the mouth. Oh, and of course, it can shed its leaf-looking tail.

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donghun's emo cactus 7 months ago

"Decumbent-tailed what-the-hell-was-that"

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#18

Fluffy-Backed Tit-Babbler (Macronous Ptilosus)

Fluffy-Backed Tit-Babbler (Macronous Ptilosus)

The Fluffy-Backed Tit-Babblers belong to a bird family called Timaliidae or The Old World Babblers common throughout Eurasia. The babblers probably got their name because they tend to be quite vocal and though there is no real explanation about where this one got its particular name, it does sound like a Shakespearean-esque insult.

Paul Wu Report

Withnail 8 months ago

I knew this guy in high school.

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#19

Leonardo Di Caprio Beetle (Grouvellinus Leonardodicaprioi)

Leonardo Di Caprio Beetle (Grouvellinus Leonardodicaprioi)

Discovered in 2018, the first specimen of this new kind of Malaysian beetle seemed somewhat battered with one missing leg, and a broken antenna which probably left him feeling the same way as Leonardo does after each Oscars' ceremony. 

Hendrik Freitag Report

Reilly Beryll 8 months ago

It’s like it’s shrugging. It’s shrugging in an attempt to hide the pain of not receiving its Oscar until 2016.

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Pink Fairy Armadillo (Chlamyphorus Truncatus)

Pink Fairy Armadillo (Chlamyphorus Truncatus)

These solitary, nocturnal animals spend most of their time digging into the Argentinian grasslands sands. These little critters are highly dependable from their surroundings and if removed from their natural habitat die in the first few days, making it hard for the scientists to observe them or rehabilitate if found injured. These tiny armadillos, whose body grows up to 115 mm not measuring the tail, love to stuff their bellies with ants and only come up from their trenches if they're flooded by heavy rains. 

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Slune 11 months ago

Dry out sushi?

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#21

Robust Assfish (Bassozetus Robustus)

Robust Assfish (Bassozetus Robustus)

Robust Assfish is a type of a deep sea eel, slightly resembling a tadpole with its bulbous head and a tapering tail. And though the ass part of their name comes from a Greek word meaning donkey, it still gives a great opportunity to say ass without being scolded for it. 

NORFANZ Report

Kathy Baylis 11 months ago

Think I dated him once...

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#22

Green Terror (Aequidens Rivulatus)

Green Terror (Aequidens Rivulatus)

Native to South American waters, these medium-sized fishes are popular among aquarium fanatics because of their colorful looks. Alas, their name is not just a funny coincidence - the Terrors are actually highly aggressive and often kill or eat smaller fishes kept together in the same aquarium. 

meethepet Report

Reilly Beryll 8 months ago

It evolves into the Sarcastic . . . Whateverthehellthatonethingwas.

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#23

Slightly Musical Conehead (Neoconocephalus Exiliscanorus)

Slightly Musical Conehead (Neoconocephalus Exiliscanorus)

Slightly Musical Conehead is, you guessed it, a species of Coneheads. These bugs have the longest and most impressive head adornments of all of the Coneheads, making it special because of the black underside of the horn and a hook-like crevice beneath. Male Coneheads living in the same area always sing their song in unison, whereas males from different places buzz to their own tone. 

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Lyop 11 months ago

Why slightly musical? He didn't make the cut?

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#24

Willie Wagtail (Rhipidura Leucophrys)

Willie Wagtail (Rhipidura Leucophrys)

Willie Wagtails, most commonly met in Australia, are highly territorial, ferocious little birdies. Not only do they harass bigger birds who come near their nests, but also dogs, cats, snakes, and even humans, always avoiding the perpetrators head, attacking it from behind. As the name states, the Willies are seldom still, always wagging their tails. 

Nick Talbot Report

Shantelle Stratford 11 months ago

We have these in Australia they are my favourite birds. They wag their tails like happy puppies lol

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#25

Pair Of Masked Boobies (Sula Dactylatra)

Pair Of Masked Boobies (Sula Dactylatra)

Nature is truly fascinating, and so is the breeding habits of Masked Boobies. These birds who often form monogamous relationships always lay two eggs, and when the chicks hatch, the bigger one always kills its weaker sibling. This practice even has its own name - siblicide - and it greatly influences the chances of the stronger chicks survival. Sibling killing, though, is not the only fantastic fact about these birds as they're truly impressive sea-divers, plunging almost vertically from altitudes of nearly 100 meters at high speeds. 

USFWS - Pacific Region Report

Kathy Baylis 11 months ago

I know these people.

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#26

Pink Meanie (Drymonema Larsoni)

Pink Meanie (Drymonema Larsoni)

These jellyfishes are not your regular balls of slime - Pink Meanies weigh up to 50 pounds and can grow 70-feet long tentacles, with which they catch other jellyfishes, consuming them later. Once, a Pink Meanie eating 34 other jellyfishes, was captured by marine scientists. Though harmless to humans, these gluttonous Pinkies are not the most pleasant aquatic animals. 

Poisson Flote Report

Bobbi Newell 7 months ago

"It's no longer a blue world, Max..."

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#27

Forgotten Frigid Owlet (Nycteola Metaspilella)

Forgotten Frigid Owlet (Nycteola Metaspilella)

There's no real explanation for this muted-colored, nocturnal moth's name. Maybe it resembled an owl to the scientist who discovered it and maybe it has slipped his mind to name this moth the first time it was seen? Maybe the owlet didn't want to show any affection to the scientist? Nobody knows, but there you have it - a Forgotten Frigid Owlet. 

Chuck Sexton Report

Danish Dynomummy 11 months ago

It kinda looks like chewbacca in a coat with at hat on

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#28

Devil's Coach-Horse (Ocypus Olens)

Devil's Coach-Horse (Ocypus Olens)

This big black beetle has been known by this name since the Middle Ages, and there are good reasons for that. Its Latin name Olens, meaning smelling, indicates, that it has glands, capable of producing and releasing a stinky odor. The other reasons are also not so pleasant. It has big jaws capable of eating worms, it can raise its abdomen much like a scorpion when threatened and can also fly.

Valter Jacinto Report

MJ 5 months ago

If the Devil rides that, he's not as impressive as I thought...

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#29

Rainbow Happy (Sargochromis Carlottae)

Rainbow Happy (Sargochromis Carlottae)

The Rainbow Happy is a genus of cichlids, common in African rivers and lakes. They are usually referred to as 'happies,' and most of them show unique adaptative behaviors. Rainbow Happy is a mouthbrooder - it incubates its young in the mouth until they are big enough to fend for themselves.

Into the Okavango Report

#30

Hopbeard Plunderfish (Pogonophryne Neyelovi)

Hopbeard Plunderfish (Pogonophryne Neyelovi)

Since the Hopbeards are a newly discovered deep-sea fish species, not much is known about what they do or what they eat living in the depths of about 4.560 feet. Hopbeards also have particularly large livers that take about 35 percent of the space in their abdomen, which, probably, makes them the most notorious drunkards of the sea. 

Gennadiy A. Shandikov, Richard R. Eakin Report

Veronica Niechajczyk 7 months ago

that is one ugly sucker

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#31

Impatient Sea Cucumber (Holothuria Impatiens)

Impatient Sea Cucumber (Holothuria Impatiens)

The life of warm-water-loving Impatient Cucumber is not a very exciting one - the 30 cm long worm spends his days eating various organic debris from the sea floor and spawns his babies from time to time. Sea Cucumbers are used for food in many countries and they can even be farmed. 

Francois Michonneau Report

CrazyCatLady 7 months ago

And his cousin is the patient one... I bet.

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#32

Chuck Will's Widow (Caprimulgus Carolinensis)

Chuck Will's Widow (Caprimulgus Carolinensis)

The little widow is a nocturnal bird of the nightjar family. These long-winged, short-billed birds have an array of wonderful names in their family such as Goatsuckers, Bugeaters, Whippoorwill and, of course, the Chuck Will's Widow. The name for the latter doesn't come because the bird reminded some Chuck of his widow, but rather because of a distinct call, this bird has, sounding something like the name wording.

Dick Daniels Report

PurpleUnicorn 11 months ago

Looks like a nightjar

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Prickly Dreamer (Spiniphryne Gladisfenae)

Prickly Dreamer (Spiniphryne Gladisfenae)

These pricklers are mostly found in the North Atlantic Ocean around 2 km below the surface. Not much is known about these fishes, but tiny spikes and an amazing teeth count makes them unique compared to other fishes from this family. 

Museum of Comparative Zoology, Harvard University Report

Paul Hutton 7 months ago

this would be an awesome band name

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#34

Cynical Quaker (Orthodes Cynica)

Cynical Quaker (Orthodes Cynica)

The Cynical Quaker is a part of Noctuidae moth family and though they seem rather regular, their caterpillars have developed a whole arsenal of chemical weapons to defend themselves from predators. Some of them excrete alkaloids, others - acids, while most regurgitate plant compounds together with a toxin called toluquinone.

Jim Petranka and Becky Elkin Report

Roonil Wazlib 7 months ago (edited)

Its parents embraced their inner light and got fried. Now it's bitter.

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Mint-Sauce Worm (Symsagittifera Roscoffensis)

Mint-Sauce Worm (Symsagittifera Roscoffensis)

This worm just cannot decide whether it's a plant or animal, because it harvests algae inside of his body (note the bright green color) without digesting it and thrives solely on the byproducts of the algae's photosynthesis, thus keeping it alive only by solar power. These minute sea flatworms not only have figured out an efficient way of living, but they're also known to communicate with each other in forming bigger superorganisms called flotillas. 

Nigel Franks Report

Slune 11 months ago

Looks like a healthy salad

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#36

Atlantic Spiny Lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus Spinosus)

Atlantic Spiny Lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus Spinosus)

Lumpsuckers, though a poorly studied group of fishes, are frequently used in Scandinavian cuisine. An interesting fact is that these fishes almost never swim, but stick to the ocean floor with adhesive discs that have evolved from pelvic fins. Also, they have a pretty great camouflage consisting of wart-like protrusions from their heads and bodies, making them seem like the rocks on which they hunt for worms and mollusks. 

David Csepp Report

Elin Noller 7 months ago

I've never even heard of this fish before, so I'm not sure about the "staple in Scandinavian cuisine" bit. ;)

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#37

Baw Baw Frog (Philoria Frosti)

Baw Baw Frog (Philoria Frosti)

Found only on Mount Baw Baw in Victoria, Australia these little amphibians are on the verge of extinction. To help these froggers repopulate, an ongoing program at Zoos Victoria are breeding them in captivity. 

Canley Report

Magpie 8 months ago

Baw Baw is a place in Victoria Australia. By the time you read this they may be extinct in the wild.

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#38

Snaggletooth (Astronesthes Richardsoni)

Snaggletooth (Astronesthes Richardsoni)

Snaggletooth, also known as Stareater fishes live in tropical waters, about 1.000 feet below the surface. These small fishes have multiple luminous spots on their bodies, which resemble a starry night sky. Though it is a predatory fish, it's totally harmless to humans because of the depths they live in and their small size. 

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Reilly Beryll 8 months ago

This frightens me. It actually scares me. Help. Send help. Oh god- OH GOD! IT’S COMING!! IT’S SWIMMING RIGHT FOR ME! HELP ME! HEL- (aagaghhghhhhhghhggghhh)

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Bobolink (Dolichonyx Oryzivorus)

Bobolink (Dolichonyx Oryzivorus)

Bobolinks, before the decline in their population, were very common all throughout North America and Canada. For wintering, though these birds fly to South America which makes a 20 000 km roundtrip and that's like flying halfway around the world. Not only the Bobolinks have impressive stamina, but they also have a very Star Wars-y, complex call. 

S. Maslowski Report

shh~ 7 months ago

cute!

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Bananaquit (Coereba Flaveola)

Bananaquit (Coereba Flaveola)

These little birdies are mostly found in the tropical forests of South America and the Carribean. The Bananaquit is a nectarivore which means that it eats nectar from flowers, juices of sweet fruits and an occasional bug or two. Bananaquits aren't very cautious around humans and often visit patios or balconies if some sugar or a bowl of fresh fruit is left unattended. 

Leon Bojarczuk Report

Reilly Beryll 8 months ago

It is said that the first Bananaquit was simply a little gray bird, it yearned to be a banana. It painted itself, only managing to reach its belly. It could not reach anything else. It Banana-quit.

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#41

Ice Cream Cone Worm (Pectinaria Gouldii)

Ice Cream Cone Worm (Pectinaria Gouldii)

The Ice Cream Cone Worm is pictured here without a shell in which it usually lives. The worms make their shells from tiny particles of sand, seashells and any other trinkets they can find. Not only they cover themselves with a sand armor, but they also live almost fully submerged into the sea bottom with just its mouth part with claws sticking out for catching prey. 

A.S.Y. Mackie Report

Reilly Beryll 8 months ago

Bonus points if you lick it.

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#42

Pleasing Fungus Beetle (Erotylidae)

Pleasing Fungus Beetle (Erotylidae)

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to guess that these beetles mostly feed on fungi, but you do have to have a pretty good imagination to understand why they're Pleasing. Our guess would be because their pretty colors ranging from bright red (like the one in the picture) to subdued blue tones in other members of this family.

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Unicornlover 11 months ago

Looks like a male version of a ladybug

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