35 Weird Dentist Stories That Will Make Your Visits To The Dentist Even Scarier

Great one :D

lol

This dentist has a great sense of humor.

I love it

Lol!😃

Now this is a sustanable business model. Like this comic about the othopedist who at night would place concrete-filled footballs around the park...

LOL

LOL

tips: don't read this if you work in a call center just before receiving a call...

that enforces it even more.

i wouldn't trust that guy something tells me he doesn't take care of his teeth so telling you what to do to take care of your teeth is probably not the best job for him.

He knew from bad experience how true that is

Now this is good!

... and that's when the murders started.

My friend always says "It's not rocket surgery"

That's funny.. I'm a dentist married to a neurosurgeon ;)

Great salesmanship, and with that little touch of humor. I like.

There's always a smart-a*s in every profession, isn't there?

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A tiara for your age and sex is a little weird.

i expected a condom joke here

Certifiable

hey you can't go wrong with that... unless it tastes so real you think it is food and... *chomp*

Yeah..creepy.

ok - too 50 for me..

A friends dad says he was in a snowboarding crash when he actually bit into a still frozen chip (Fry for Americans)

I tell people the round hole shaped scar in my shin is from being shot with a .22. In reality, I fell falling up the stairs getting on the school bus when I was 11, lol. I do tell them I'm just kidding though. I just like seeing their reaction.

"I then proceeded to break out into a sprint to the exit"

At least you can both practice practical jokes on each other, right.........Well, let's hope he is a practical joker, or you may be in trouble.

slowly wake away and don't come back

i would run out the door

i wish you to passed out!

I'll pay him a visit😊

Eh, what's up Doc?

Hides the evil grin beneath!

nope! by any chance are you at a childs dentist?

the mask doesn't scare me as much as the fact that he is not wearing gloves!

Hahahahaah

that says a lot about your dentist. it also says a lot about your oral health.

Awkward right? How do you even reply to that.

Yeah, cuz they probably weren't French and were annoyed at you. When people think I'm Chinese and talk me (in mandarin), I'll either be like "the fck?" Or I'll talk to them in another language.

How did she know it was "because of her name"? Maybe she just thought "ah, fun, I'll use another language also!" maybe next time she'll go Russian..

What surprises me is that there aren't as many dentists who become professional comedians. They've certainly got the routine down pat. :D

go back to your old dentist

he remember you that's nice

I thought that one was sweet in my opinion!

i remember when i was 7 and my dentist had a fish tank and me and my sister messed around calling the fish stupid names (like fartface) as a joke. the fish are now called names like fartface, poobum, pea brain, poo poo.

Yeah, I know a dentist like this too! ♥