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Museums can be awesome. But let's face it, some of them can also be pretty dull. Which is why it's not surprising that some people get a little bored of them. After all, how many busts do you need to see (no jokes) before they all start to look the same? And frescoes are all well and good, but you can only see so many of them before neck cramp starts to set in.

But museums don't have to be boring. Especially if you have Snapchat. Just take a look at these hilarious pictures compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

#1

I Thought You Said 8 Inches

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Zack Area
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently obviously and technically none in that picture has a "D"

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Adam Lasik
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was just swimming! The water's cold!

Claire Aldersey
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a grower, not a show-er my love

Jose Mcpherson
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some guys carry frighten turtles around. They come out of their shells.....

Juliana Popovich
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooh! Hillarious, both the post and the comments!!!

Kristen Hdz
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a grower, not a show-er! (credit: Margaret Cho)

Rick Bland
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He replies "and you told me 38 DD"

Tony DiMeco
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah ...and you told me Double D's?

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    #2

    When Someone Corrects Your Grammar

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    Lucia Lintnerová
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the "we have a badass here" meme lol

    Georg Derjager
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Peter does not get the third explanation of a parable.

    Setsuna Kotobuki
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be a sarcastic ' oh my god ' meme or ' fine, fine, whatever ' one too

    Henretta Oxley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for heavens sake... Not again!!!

    Tracey Stennett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get so sick of people correcting me

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    #3

    But Mooooom

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    Satyavrat Jadeja
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks so much like Jofferey Baratheon of GOT

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids! Always whinging when they can't have candy!

    Pamela Law
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody else hear this in Eric Cartman's voice? LOL!

    Lee Gallacher
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boris after being asked how it felt being screwed over by Gove.

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    #4

    Does It Look Like Im Going Down Stairs?!

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    alok_n_jain
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they catch you with porn in your hands...

    Kerry Kalutich
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres something in my eye...get it, get it, get it

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    #5

    When It's Almost The New Year And You Realize You're Still Single

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    Joan Quilter
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or in a bad marriage; that might be her husband next to her.

    Eliza Nitulescu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I just married this guy??? What have I done?!!!!!...

    Amparo de León
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worst, the dude next to her could be her boyfriend...

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this painting called The Absinthe ! XD

    Anniken Rasch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "When you're at a restaurant and you think your food came, but it was someone else's"

    Henretta Oxley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married life is not what it's cracked up to be

    Kristine Bjerno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no.. half way through a first date.. and you wait for your best friend to call and rescue you! ;.)

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    #6

    Shit He's Radioactive

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    Ryo Sakthanasait
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im going hell for laughing at this X'D

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD warning to anyone around me: I'm going to be giggling at odd intervals over this for the next several hours.

    Betti Wolf
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better: Hit! She´s radioactive!

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    #7

    When Someone Tells You To Grow Some Balls

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    Hanna Tagen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the guy is holding a smartphone and taking a picture ????

    Ged
    BoredPanda Staff
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This artwork raised so many questions. Apparently this is from Canon medicinae by Avicenna, Paris, 3rd quarter of the 13th century. Well that makes sense.

    Fabiola Garassino
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got some type of kidney disease that makes his testicles become swollen. Maybe he's going to the priest to have him cure him through God. Sorry... I couldn't help killing be fun out of this hehe

    Bao Zhen Tan
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned why is there such a picture

    Marina Gheţa
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "when your parents say your outfit is too revealing"

    Hanna Tagen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the guy is holding a smartphone and taking a picture ????.

    Marie Qñz
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    confused shaving cream with the pepper spray consequences

    Ema Sklepic
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf even IS this painting/mural? xD

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    #8

    Cause This Is Thriller! Thriller Night!

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    Amber Gwin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else think that her left foot is super long?

    DonSenor Philipe
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cmon VOGUE!!! Vogue. Let your body move to the music!!

    Connie Ramsey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the emergency exits are here......

    Linzi McGowan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puppet master - forgot vital piece of set up.....

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    #9

    All The Single Ladies

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    Jennie Horn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put your right hand in and you shake it all about

    Nsanonim
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now put your hands up! Oh statues i forgot..

    Henretta Oxley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You put you left arm in and do the hokey kokey.... That's what it's all about

    Amy Pitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put ya right arm in and shake it all about. It’s The hokey pokey.

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    #10

    Pls Tell Me The Wifi Password

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    Anna Feldman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it Jesus? Is it Godson4?

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    #11

    Buy My Mix Cds Or Perish

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    Theresa Basi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AD Romano has some sick beats, to be fair.

    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have caught you with these. Now, confess, or it's off with your head!"

    Odile Caudine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof aliens and travel machine exist :P

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    #12

    Is That Some Bullshit I Hear?

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, It's the guy above you, claiming to have "8 inches". . .

    Daniel Strom
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why my right breast is cold?

    Tshaka Tshaks
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahah Yvonne Bernal, you nailed it

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm suffering from loose strapitis today.

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to listen to gossip.....most of the time.

    Lori Ross
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you go to bed in a tank top, and wake up with ya titty out.

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    #13

    When Will My Reflection Show Who I Am Inside?

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    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very well done. That's a nice idea you got there.

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    #14

    I Can't Find Reception

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    M.J. J.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have bars... do you have bars?

    ronabalik
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't this angle just perfect!

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's down the corridor and through the door on the left.

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    #15

    When U About To Leave The Party But U Hear Someone Say Pizza

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    George Nicoara
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to sneak but a loud fart gives you away

    Kristel Macugay
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you hear someone saying "do some squats" lol

    DonSenor Philipe
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your favorite jam is about to come on..........

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that riding has paid off. Cute butt!

    Kathy N Mike Chu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favourite Golden Girls episode when Dorothy....

    Chris Lewis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sh#t she found my porn collection.

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    #16

    Do I Look Like I Give A Single Shit

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    Natalie Powell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not a single f**k was given that day

    Tasha Day
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See Resting b***h Face was a thing, for quite some time.

    Christine Curylo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't say anything bad about my favorite painting.

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Resting b***h face has always been a thing.

    Lori Ross
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behold! The field in which I grow my f***s. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

    Estela Bohbouth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the tenth time he tells the same joke ...

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    #17

    So F*cking Done

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    Rosemary Gonzalez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I did not steal the offering plate

    Charlene Cassar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wa uh uh wa uh uh" (single ladies)

    Bartłomiej Kubiaczyk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I converted to Christianity someone that big!

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    #19

    When He Say He Doesn't Eat Pussy

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    Kayadd
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how she got all dressed for the picture :))

    Alicia Arter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No when he says he dont eat pussy but wants you to suck his d**k

    Sanjay Hona
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I was just trying to shave his beard

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    #20

    His D Your D

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    Harry Poernomo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH COME ON !! It's not a very 'huge' difference!! :D

    Terri Blackmore
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    You Americans have very big penis, but Japanese have very tiny penis, oh so tiny. Chinpokemon!

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    #21

    Before You Contour

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was painted by that guy with no arms . . .

    GroovyMutation
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can someone please tell me the painter/name of this work?

    Sanjay Hona
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're drunk and taken weed

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    #22

    When You See Your Bff Naked For The First Time

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    Krystal Austin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but id probably pass on the pinches

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this was probably a special order painting...

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum's in the background saying ' I can't look'!

    Mark Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...what about the lady in the chair reading the stock market ticker...

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to tune in to the right channel, wait a sec

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    #23

    Ancient Shrek

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    Jamie Gould
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?

    Anna Feldman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

    Réka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the world is gonna roll me

    #24

    Turn Around, I Saw A Starbucks!

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    JF Babcock
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh heck no. You ain't gettin any...!!

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! It's that time of the month!

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    #25

    Please Just One Time In The Butt Barbara

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    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Oh God', she thinks, 'why do I always wind up attracting the needy nerds at these parties?"

    Mirriam Banda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "but Jeffery....... i'm not ready for that stage"

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbara is fit king deeply about this. It’s a big decision after all…I mean, what ifhe really has 6 inches?🤪😱

    M.J. J.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, you might even like it, have you thought of that?

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    #26

    I Don't Need A Man Chair

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    Wombat34
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that supposed to be art?

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? Who in the seven hells invented such a thing? And more intriguing, how did he get such an idea? Tss tss tss *smh*

    Barry Emberlin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love sit-down dinners with ladies in formal gowns.

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    #27

    100% Done With Ur Shit

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    Jenny Hunter-Van Overberg
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your husband goes on and on about the time he had to fend for himself while you were at the hospital giving birth!

    M.J. J.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mm-hmm", captured in stone for eternity...

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    #28

    B*tch Better Have My Monet

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    #29

    I Just Wanted A Good Base Tan

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    Ksenia
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha he is like Ross Geller! One Mississippi, two Mississippi... :)))

    Mark Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your eyes are this yellow, you might need Harvoni.

    Gail Rouw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump after he calls asleep in the tanning bed.

    Dena Bradshaw-Scribner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go tanning they said. It will be fun they said

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    #30

    U Little Shit

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    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U little s**t...no doubt, u r ur dad's son,

    Jim Bowen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what they said, I'm still yout mother.

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    Emma Collins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Act so perfect in front of people, don't you?

    Daunyea Pierre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I said catch and release... you little s**t”

    #31

    When You Realize It's Only Tuesday

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    I-3-LX
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has been abused! Not joking! And i'm not saying this to be funny! Screenshot...654e06.png Screenshot-2019-05-31-at-92801-PM-5cf1d4c654e06.png

    Yuval Yosub
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All dressed up and nowhere to go…

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my goodness! Today IS Tuesday! LOL

    #32

    Grandpa, What The Hell Is Wrong With Your Nose?

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    Jax Ashton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Syphilis, sweetie. Now go fetch granddad some communion wine

    Mark Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and bring one of those tasty choirboys, too.

    Valerie Treichel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to visit Dr. pimple popper....

    Laima Eidukiene
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rynophyma with grandpa nose. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinophyma

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    #33

    When You Spend Money On Stupid Sh*t

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    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can't afford real clothes and settle for a sheet.

    Mariah Poppins
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't saying she's a gold digger.

    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Alright Cherub. Here's the deal. What stays up is God's. What comes back down we'll split, got it?"

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    #34

    I Lost Like 25 Pounds

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    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, lost that d**k too. If it's still there then we really need to rethink this whole 8 inches thing. No wonder some women, me, can't tell distance or measure worth a damn. Been lied to my whole life.

    Trish Pearce
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more masturbating for him then :D

    Mark Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and STILL didn’t get 8 inches!

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    #35

    When U Waiting For Guys 2 Buy U Drinks

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    Pobin Rice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your skank a*s is going to be waiting for hoe while

    Emma Collins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you waiting in line at MacDonalds, trying to pick your meal from the menu above the servers.

    Jamie Gould
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a re-run of Charlie's Angels.

    Dena Bradshaw-Scribner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When ugly girls wait to be asked to the prom

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    #37

    Sunday's Got Me Like

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    Ethan Koehler-Bryant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far I have seen you say “but first let me take a selfie” and now “turn down for what?” Why are you quoting songs?

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    Trish Pearce
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a person called 'Sunday' or maybe they didn't spell check before posting. Hmm... :D

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    #39

    It's Not A Phase Mom It's Who I Am

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    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a tattoo child. It'll still be there when you're sixty!

    Migue Avendaño
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t! These dress is pretty tough tied

    #40

    When She Lovin The Cock

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    Dhy Diolola
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think "when HE lovin' the c**k" is a more appropriate caption.

    Daunyea Pierre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually looks like she’s a bit.. scared of the c**k.

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    M.J. J.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't touch me after you just touched your c**k...

    Emma Collins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to bond with her pet to impress her

    Robert Marino
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're naked, and she's almost naked, don't start grabbing at someone else's c**k!

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    #41

    It's Called Ramen Noodle Hair

    Art History Snap Report

    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you are hit by a sniper in your head for that

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    #42

    This Is My Titty

    Art History Snapchats Report

    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the sneer like he's telling father "These are mine now so whatchya gonna do about it punk?"

    Tshaka Tshaks
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    9 years ago

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    Show Us your Tits

    #43

    Booty Had Me Like

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    #44

    Srsl Cato It's Not That Big

    Art History Snap Report

    Sambarbie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do all the men in these paintings have unrealisticly small penises like penises even small ones arent usually that tiny

    Corrigan Conklin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was considered heroic to have a small penis, and barbaric to have a large penis

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    Sara James
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Greek and Roman time you were thought to be a better husband and father, more thoughtful with a smaller penis, with a larger one you were dumb, selfish and braggadocious.

    Rosemary Gonzalez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    penis? look at his balls those are marbles

    Michele Howell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gawd, just put it in my hand and lets get this over with already

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody is wrong. The artist had chisel slips.

    Venni Martinez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Let me tell you a story or two- hold my drink

    Migue Avendaño
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really think I'm Newby and don't know about size?

    Michael Le
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ocean water was cold, seriously

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    #45

    When You First Get Naked And Check Your D*ck Game

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA! Is that really a thing? lol

    Elaine Hindle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey man my d**k looks like a dormouse!

    Elaine Hindle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey my d**k looks like a dormouse!

    Broderick Pruitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you look down and ask yourself,what happened.

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    #46

    Hello

    Art History Snapchats Report

    .gas.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...is it me you're looking for?

    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please go away I don't love you anymore

    Anna Feldman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve must’ve called a thousand times to tell you I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done

    #47

    When You Show Up With Wine Like

    Art History Snapchats Report

    Krystal Austin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that the women in these paintings have real bodies. Its beautiful

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the reason everyone started shaving? Somebody saw these damn statues and decided "Hey girls, we should all start shaving our kitties so we look like 13 year old year old girls." ?? wtf.....

    Mark Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...wouldn’t mind popping her cork one single bit.

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another martini for Mother Sabrini!

    Connell Barosan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats the name of the painter. I want to get one.

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    #48

    We Got A Badass Over Here

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After someone says "move... I got this"

    Emily Kathleen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No resurrection today? Her, hold my beer...

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    #49

    Psst. Yo Titty Hangin Out

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    Trish Pearce
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These girls with their wardrobe malfunctions made it fashionable before Janet Jackson and Madonna

    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mother Prudence. Mine yo MF place! I'm tryin ta get da prince's attention!"

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    #50

    Dear Diary

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to make a grocery list

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to remember what I was going to write down...

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    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, what is on my mind today. What even happened today?

    Johanna Mueller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhy, why do they hate me, why don't fight back, why do I do I act like such a creep, whhhhhy

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, this goddamn writer's block.."

    John Moorhous
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Frank Zappa writes 'Bobby Brown Goes Down'"

    #51

    It's In The Syllubus

    kathryn-hr Report

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memorize this, you little bastards!

    Elaine Hindle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the way we play baseball!

    Sphinx905
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Negan's great great great great gramps

    Jason Pope
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to shut that s**t down

    #52

    Monday Mornings Got Me Like

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    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom please let go the blanket...I am sleeping naked

    Marlayne Gunning
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea is great and very funny. The 'got me like bro ya shizle' is just annoying'

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    #53

    Oh No She Didn't

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are watching her go through your phone....

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a judge on American Idol!

    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No she didn't let me finger her

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god! She drank all my Glenlivet!

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    #54

    Did I Ask U 2 F*ckin Speak?

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    Kimberly Primrose
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    turn to page three hundred and ninety-four...

    Mark Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...does he remind you of Keanu Reeves?

    Jennifer Withers Hoey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see an "excellent adventure" in my future. I must tell Ted!

    Jennifer Withers Hoey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see an excellent adventure in my future...lol

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    #55

    Soon

    the-snogging-box Report

    Gigi Pena
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I don't get this one..anyone?

    I-3-LX
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo, she look so f**king evil!

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's YOUR time to change him...

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a really beautiful painting. (Yeah, I got the joke.) ;)

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    #56

    When U Rolled A Fat Joint

    ThumbsOfWisdom Report

    Claudia Badea
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geeeeeeeeeeeeez man you ain't gonna smoke that s***t

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't specify suppository size..

    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stanley, look what I've found in your daughter's room

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    #58

    Rmf: Resting Man Face

    Art History Snapchats Report

    Rosemary Gonzalez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your thinking about cross dressing

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, do I really want to poison my husband?

    Jake Bridges
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like resting Lin-Manuel Miranda face.

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight, Harold....

    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like resting lesbo face.

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    #59

    Don't Hate Me Cuz You Ain't Me

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ain't hatin. They laughin

    Emma Collins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he just snapped his fingers 3 seconds ago.

    Cindy Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Gene Simmon's without the Kiss makeup.

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marie Antoinette is SUCH a shank...

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    #61

    F*ck That Dude

    art-history-snapchats Report

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "who? this lil b***h over here?"

    Trish Pearce
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, literally or metaphorically :/

    Elaine Hindle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you seen the state of that kitchen

    Air Cachero
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why that dude over there ain't wearing a skirt?"

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come on, boys! The whorehouse is this way!

    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the Korn concert be like...

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    #62

    I'm Not A Regular Dad I'm A Cool Dad

    deathbyfluff Report

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just f*ckin take the picture, Timmy"

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That'll be twenty dollars for a blow job"...

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    #63

    Just The Tip

    Art History Snap Report

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You stole all my Marvin Gaye albums!

    chrisou
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who's daddy's little boy ?

    #64

    You Can't Sit With Us

    lacma Report

    #65

    When You Get Out Of Bed And Contemplate Life

    Art History Snapchats Report

    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's bed is this? What the hell was I thinking last night?!?!?!

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    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That must have been some good s**t..my mind's a blank...wait, I sold you WHAT.??

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... whose bed is this...? What did I DO last night...?

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    #66

    When Ur Teacher Catches U Eatin In Clas

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    I-3-LX
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... I just saw what he was eating.., ick.

    I-3-LX
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! This was in a museum?! LOL!

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    #67

    And I Will Always Love U

    deathbyfluff Report

    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh baby, right there oh yes there...don't stop

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Singing is not you. Keep your day job.

    #68

    Da F*ck Bro

    mingdliu Report

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But, Columbus! What is the world is really flat?

    #69

    Pussy Game Too Strong

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    Helena Neiva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're a gay man and the bitches don't leave you alone.

    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? Pan's reputation wasn't deserved because bitches be c**k teasin him all day long.

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I'm not the only one to recognize him as Pan

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    Valerie Ann
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hung over my fireplace in the front room.. It's titled Nymphs and Satyr, by Adolphe William Bouguereau,

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    #70

    When You Hate His F*cking Band But Love Him

    svo_svangur Report

    Jay Raman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come maid, tarry not and dust my booty"

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I write all his songs, but, do I get any credit? But nooooooo...!"

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    #71

    I Left The Oven On

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    Dave Elswood
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what he meant when he said an inch in the brown :,(

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly, at Shady Rest sanitarium, Barbera realizes she's not the Queen of Sheba.

    Brian Hermann
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make this revelation way too many times.

    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's 40°c outside...and you forgot to put on sunscreen

    #72

    You When He Doesn't Kiss You

    mingdliu Report

    Brian Perrin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anybody tell me where this sculpture is exhibited?

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All the boys just dump on me".

    #73

    When Ur Drunk Af But The Homie's Got Ur Back

    Art History Snap Report

    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is my beer? Okay I got it buddy...one last beer and we go home

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bartender! You served us domestic beer!

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    #74

    I Let This Bad Boy Do All My Talking

    skitchie Report

    Air Cachero
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This here is my cue stick, there are many like this but this one is mine."

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord Roschilde suddenly realizing he could have made a living making shadows on the wall...

    Rachel LI
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    class presentations/projects

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    #75

    F*ck, My Knee!

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    Ruth Kletke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please be just a fart, oh please be just a fart.........

    Kayleigh Kennedy Nelson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Que scene from family guy where Louis falls over* ????

    #76

    Don't Make Me Cut This Dog. I Will Cut Him

    Art History Snapchats Report

    Kathy N Mike Chu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney passed on my proposal for Brave movie poster

    Daunyea Pierre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take off the wig and dress, Harry. Nobody’s here to hurt you.”

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I thought they said the vet was just going to tutor me!

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog just peed on my foot - HURRY up and finish the painting already!

    #77

    I Took An Arrow To The Knee

    Art History Snapchats Report

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the only bit thasn’t got an arrow you poor chap!

    Mező Ádám
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like not just there...

    Broderick Pruitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voodoo is not supposed to work this way.

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only said "I wonder how the bull feels about it", then the picadors did this.

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    #78

    I Told You, I'm Not In The Mood 2night

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    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to kiss me? No more F-ing around! This is where you're going to do it!

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You've been eating figs again, haven't you...

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    #80

    When U Get The Worst Haircut Of Your Life

    Art History Snap Report

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "tf bro, I said a little off the top, not the entire top!"

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay dude! It's a weed! It'll grow back!

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    St. Jerome receiving Devine inspiration to become a Protestant .

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want a haircut just to get noticed..

    I am yeti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after haircut you go to church to confess that mistake

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    #82

    More Booobiesss

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    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he thrown against a wall when born? Because his head shape, well, ... o_O

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum: I wonder what I should cook for tea

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking of breakfast but you've gotta feed the the bubbie.

    Kathy N Mike Chu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to breastfeed in public...until he started helping himself.

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll be glad when the little s**t gets older so I can get some".

    Misty Pal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all the creepos in the background of a

    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why'd you put that away b***h?! I wasn't through yet!

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    #83

    U Talkin 2 Me?

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    Kerrie Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the kids are fighting in the back of the car and you no longer give a s**t!!!

    #84

    When You're A Belieber

    Art History Snap Report

    Kayleigh Kennedy Nelson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I made this pillowcase for when he's out crusading.

    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This promotional clothing should REALLY get his movement going.

    Philip Lu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click like and subscribe and buy this t shirt to support my channel

    #85

    When U The Drunkest B*tch

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    M.J. J.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This week you're with Dad..

    Trish Pearce
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh, how old is that child meant to be? Cos it looks like she's hit puberty. She's got a bit of a rack going on...

    Mark Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy Uncle Joe Biden’s great-great-great grandfather.

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    #87

    Act Like A B*tch Get Cut Like A B*tch

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    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t talk at the moment. There’s a sword in my throat

    Matias Karjalainen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how slowly he died since they had to pose like that for days :D

    M.J. J.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't I warn you? Come home drunk ONE more time...

    #88

    Is That A Little B*tch Hear?

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    #89

    Goddamn Sluts

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    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......[Prudence whispered to herself jealously]

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are saints, so what can you do?

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jealousy is one of the seven deadliest darlin.

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get a room".. mutterd Prudence to herself..

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    #90

    Yissss Boooobs

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    Krystal Austin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about the creeper in the back

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an old creeper watching in the back of all these boobie pics.

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    Jax Ashton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fathered by a balding Troll doll

    Josh Kimmel-Clayton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you drink so much, you pass out on the bar.

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    #91

    Anyway, Here's Wonderwall

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    M.J. J.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You brought me all the way out here just to show me your flute?

    Daunyea Pierre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you said you wanted to show me your flute.. Well, I assumed incorrectly.

    #92

    All Gold Erraythang

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    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind all this s**t you b***h-a*s peasants! I'm the most pious ruler you ever gonna find!

    Elaine Hindle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get that ornamental egg off ma heid

    Mark Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I have no bees in my bonnet! Why do you ask?

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..."and I thought beehive haircuts were out of fashion!

    #93

    Huntin' For The D

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    #94

    Stop Mom You're Embarrassing Me

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    Ruth Kletke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she doesn't have a tit out......

    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am not trying to seduce you. Would you like me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?"

    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, you can't have a lick off my lollipop!

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    #95

    Get Rid Of These Peasants!

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    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop your groveling! I gave you food last week! NOW BE GONE WITH YOU!

    Ruth Kletke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see under your cloak...ha

    Charlene Cassar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "May i take a peal underneath your skirt there sir?"

    #96

    Booty Had Me Like

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    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ok, ok, I'll change your water dish!"

    Tshaka Tshaks
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone is giving you a rim job in prison or like Chris Rock says Tossing your green salad

    Broderick Pruitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government taking a bite out of your assets.

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    #99

    Thought This Party Was Byohh

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    Carrie Chastain-Little
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so all the rest with Jesus and saints are just fine for you? It's a joke.

    Otilia Pitran
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    This is so wrong! It is a monstruos copy of romanian ancestors, dacii, who had in the battle the same stick but with a head of a wolf not a horse. I it is said that the sound that camed out from the mouth of the wolf when the wind blowed was very terrifying.

    #100

    Ayee Lil Mama Lemme Whisper In Ur Ear

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    Broderick Pruitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is my nearest and dearest friend, I could not possibly betray him for anything less than 30 pieces of silver.

    Kerrie Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you pissed up and you LLOOVVEE everyone.....

    #101

    #2turnt

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    Tom Doss III
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Lord Rothmere, you cut me in the brown!

    LunaEros
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F me! F my brains out!! Squeeze my buns! Feel my tits. You know I want it!!!!

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