Marriage is full of ups and downs, highs and lows, and as with anything in life - the struggles of it can be taken with a dash of humor. The arguments themselves can be funny, especially when they arise over something trivial, like leaving a kitchen cabinet open. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious tweets for you that reveal the harsh-but-funny truths of marriage and the raw nature of it. Scroll down below to read all 60 of them and leave a vote for those that you like.

#1

JessObsess Report

Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

Priorities

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#2

SladeWentworth Report

RacconLifeGirlie
Community Member
2 years ago

It's the reverse of going somewhere for free food.

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#3

Peauxtassium Report

Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

He needs to scream louder

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#4

daddydoubts Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
2 years ago

..but you don't need a raincoat

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#5

iwearaonesie Report

反社会的
Community Member
2 years ago

Why do I get the feeling that being married is like being really, *really* close friends with someone?

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#6

simoncholland Report

M O'Connell
Community Member
2 years ago

My partner does this all the time. I'm colorblind! How the hell am I supposed to know these two pieces of clothing "go together" ? One covers my legs, one covers my shoulder legs, they "go together".

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#7

squirrel74wkgn Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
2 years ago

Before marriage you probably didn't know to put the seat down but now, bc someone loves you, you do :)

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#8

Lisabug74 Report

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd forgive him just for using such an adorable play on words!

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#9

houseandhens Report

MadMom
Community Member
2 years ago

YES! Alphabetizing the CDs is not what I had in mind.

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#10

cameronesposito Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
2 years ago

...and phone. Always helps to have someone who can call you.

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#11

DadZZZasleep Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
2 years ago

*sigh*clops! Awesome screen name!!

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#12

simoncholland Report

StinkyMonkey
Community Member
2 years ago

We've changed a few things in the living room last week and we still haven't stopped congratulating ourselves on it.

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#13

iwearaonesie Report

ember avery
Community Member
2 years ago

not funny now, huh? you gonna die

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#14

sarcasticmommy4 Report

FABULOUS1
Community Member
2 years ago

I love this, I tell my wife "this looks like a good movie to fall asleep to."

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#15

HenpeckedHal Report

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂😂 perfect!

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#16

Lhlodder Report

JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

Hubby did that to me the other day, about a work trip he was on with a coworker. He's telling my parents the story and pausing when he can't remember city names or places and waiting for me to fill it in. No idea what he was talking about as I was not the coworker, but I managed to fill in all the correct town names he needed. Sometimes we just know what the answer is to "that guy in the movie that said that thing to the other guy"

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#17

supermarkusa Report

JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch, burn!

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#18

MelvinofYork Report

M O'Connell
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

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#19

mommajessiec Report

Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

The key word being finally

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#20

mommajessiec Report

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
2 years ago

Men! *smh*

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#21

Cheeseboy22 Report

Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, at least he listened without interrupting

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#22

smerobin Report

Erin
Community Member
2 years ago

Rum-Raisin ice cream is good!

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#23

ThatMummyLife Report

Ana Fuentes
Community Member
2 years ago

yeah, my hubby was looking for a bowl, he spend about a minute looking. me: what are you looking for? hubby: a bowl me: they are right here, where they have always been. hubby: well they where not their 8 years ago me: no, but they were there 7 1/2 years ago.

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#24

ADHDeanASL Report

Jill
Community Member
2 years ago

My husband just had his 52nd birthday. So i congratulated him on being able to tolerate me for so many years.

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#25

Parkerlawyer Report

Jainu Jogani
Community Member
2 years ago

So needed.

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#26

simoncholland Report

Eagle Girl
Community Member
2 years ago

Well. since garage shelves were a "game changer" guess you won't be needing the counter space for sex so, Yeah~ Go Hog Wild!

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#27

squirrel74wkgn Report

M O'Connell
Community Member
2 years ago

There is an ancient Chinese proverb: If a vegan does CrossFit, which do they tell you about first?

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#28

murrman5 Report

Erin
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't do it, I hate being left handed. Everything is built for righties :(

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#29

StoneAgeRadio13 Report

Ana Fuentes
Community Member
2 years ago

all the seasons of Downton Abby, 3 seasons of Victoria, 3 seasons of the Crown, 3 seasons of Versalles, and 8 seasons of Game of Thrones.

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#30

simoncholland Report

Xoxo
Community Member
2 years ago

And color swatches and paint chips

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