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Mannequins lead terrible lives. Every day, they stand in the same place, posing the same way. Ruthless retail employees even detach their limbs and strip them naked on a regular basis, too. Naturally, these poor creatures seek new experiences, adventures that would brighten up their dull days. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest times when mannequins escaped the norm, proving shopping can still be fun.

Wearing a baguette instead of a hat? Check. Rocking out to store music? Double check. These mannequins showed their 'personalities,' instantly becoming internet-famous. Scroll down to check out the plastic celebrities of the fashion industry and upvote your favorites!

#1

When The Clothes Shop Has Your Size

When The Clothes Shop Has Your Size

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    #2

    Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

    Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that men manequins are not in those kind of poses

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    #3

    Mannequins In Japan

    Mannequins In Japan

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woooow, I love them! I'd like all manequins were like them in order of those boring and unnatural poses

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    #4

    Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

    Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

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    #5

    Kid Got Hungry

    Kid Got Hungry

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    #6

    Finally Some Realistic Expectations

    Finally Some Realistic Expectations

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    #7

    My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

    My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

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    Cerys Dunbar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it took me a minute to figure out if he actually was one.

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    #8

    I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

    I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in France all have baguettes on their heads....totally authentic!

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    #9

    Parenting Level... 2.5?

    Parenting Level... 2.5?

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That day, you find out, you don`t need to open a college fund for your kid... :)

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    #10

    When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

    When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

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    #11

    Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

    Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    think about the person who had to close up shop, turn off the lights, and see the mannequins staring at them, with mouth wide open as if in glee, as they leave...

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    #12

    These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

    These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

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    Lizard Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the sudden to put her in a pool, and make her swim til she dies. I can't be the only one.....

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    #13

    Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

    Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

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    #14

    This Dress Blew Her Mind

    This Dress Blew Her Mind

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    #15

    But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

    But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one on the right is like "look at all the f***s I give"

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    #16

    Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

    Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wanted to knit blankets, drink gin and live on an Island, but no 'get married' they said, 'you'll have fun' they said...

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    #17

    This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

    This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your football team shoots GOOOOOOOAL!!!!

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    #18

    I Don't Trust This Mannequin

    I Don't Trust This Mannequin

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    #19

    This Clothing Display

    This Clothing Display

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    #20

    Not Your Average Mannequin

    Not Your Average Mannequin

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    #21

    Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

    Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

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    Mark Smallman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thomas Magnum couldn't quite fully commit tot his latest disguise ;)

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    #22

    Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations

    Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations

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    #23

    Holland's Sauciest Mannequin

    Holland's Sauciest Mannequin

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    #24

    This Mannequin

    This Mannequin

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    #25

    Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

    Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

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    #26

    Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men

    Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men

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    #27

    I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

    I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

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    FlyGirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gollum just wanted some nice stripy pants.

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    #28

    Overly Sad Mannequin

    Overly Sad Mannequin

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    #29

    Found On A Mannequin At Zara

    Found On A Mannequin At Zara

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    #30

    This Ridiculous Mannequin

    This Ridiculous Mannequin

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    #31

    Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

    Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

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    #32

    I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

    I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

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    #33

    Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

    Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

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    #34

    I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

    I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

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    Efia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When mannequins have a better love life than you :-D

    Andrea Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look more like CPR dummies.

    Sardonic Scribe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh - 99.9% sure these are CPR dummies.

    Angel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moment you realize even cpr dummies have a better sex life than you...

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they both just bit into a peppermint patty

    Mark Smallman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably simulaids more than mannequins.

    Allayna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fifty percent off all shirts" "Oh yeah" XD

    Pia Gjørup
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not mannequins - it’s dummies for practicing CPR which explain the open mouth/nostrils and the wires

    KismetTheFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey how ya doing lemme whispa in ya ear “It’s free real estate

    James Honey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now squel like a pig! Weeeeeeeeee! Weeeeeeeeeee!

    Flatulent Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda feels like we’re violating their privacy

    Kikka io
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they should not mate on the job.

    Richard Hammond
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The " Broke Back Mountain " line of clothing.

    Heaven Scott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do i have a dirty mind or what???

    Alice Lynch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me by your name and i will call you by mine..

    Crochet Rox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhhhhh just let me love you....

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like those resuscitation dolls one may have luck to train their first aid skills with.

    jevais
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are so sexy Jack.

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    #35

    Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

    Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

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    #36

    This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly

    This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly

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    #37

    I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

    I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

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    Lizard Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd snappy doggo. Taller than most, likes to chase unsuspecting shoppers. 10/10 would pet.

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    #38

    This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

    This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

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    George Tilă
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride model from earlier before marriage

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    #39

    This Mannequin Has Tattoos

    This Mannequin Has Tattoos

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    #40

    This Hyped Up Mannequin

    This Hyped Up Mannequin

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    Dawn Baik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's celebrating the fact he didn't have to wear the red plaid pants behind him!

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    #41

    I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

    I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

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    #42

    When The Lingerie Is Just Right

    When The Lingerie Is Just Right

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    #43

    Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

    Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

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    Kati Laus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mom of two toddlers - that’s exactly the angle you’re going to be looking at their clothes most of the time though 😊 For realism they should add a muddy puddle

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    #44

    Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

    Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We celebrate this mannequins right to be different!

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    #45

    Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

    Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

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    #46

    I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

    I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the kid is already suffering because of it. :(

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    #47

    This Mannequin Scares Me

    This Mannequin Scares Me

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    #48

    Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

    Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

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    #49

    The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

    The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

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    Janet Allison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for promoting positive body image and more realistic proportions but I'm not for promoting bad posture.

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    #50

    Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men

    Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men

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    #51

    Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

    Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More horrified that they don't make hands to scale

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    #52

    This Child Mannequin

    This Child Mannequin

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    #53

    I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

    I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

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    #54

    Just Another Realistic Expectation For Women

    Just Another Realistic Expectation For Women

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    #55

    Body Standard For Women

    Body Standard For Women

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    just a thought!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ! We got a couple and a child with long arms... Family done !

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    #56

    This Mannequin Scares Me

    This Mannequin Scares Me

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